Not The Whip
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Joined 12-20-05, id: 953430
Author has written 7 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Sandman, Saiyuki, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, and Psych.
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Even Easy Has Problems by Crimson1 reviews
The Epilogue of the sequel to If It Were Only This Easy. With relationships having formed, where do the boys go from here? SEX! Ahem. YAOI! 58, 39.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 166,446 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
Body Shots by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Bleach boys are hot. Thoughts on some of their finest assets.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2006
If It Were Only This Easy by Crimson1 reviews
THE END! An AU with the characters from normal Saiyukiverse looking in as invisible observers. I already told you, it's the end. : I hope you love this as much as I do. Yaoi!
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,454 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Disposing of the Corpus by afrai reviews
The benefits of incorporation mean little to Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Ichigo K.
No Cause for Alarm Clocks by H.J. Bender reviews
A short story detailing one of Crowley’s infernal household gadgetries, and why he’ll never have sex in front of it ever again. Slash.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Relativity For Beginners by afrai reviews
Just when you have your life going the way you want it to, some embarrassing old relative always has to show up. Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Yoruichi S. - Complete
Surrender by GhostHelwig reviews
Sometimes the tables get turned, and now Goku must teach Sanzo how to move on... Rated M for slash yaoi, darkness, and sexual situations.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
In A Name by afrai reviews
Vetinari fixes what isn't broken. Slash if you squint.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
textbook romance by my cure on ice reviews
the way gojyo tells stories makes hakkai feel lost. [hakkaigojyo]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005
Everyone Will Suffer by Troll Boy and GoS reviews
Crossover with The Ring. Crowley encounters the demonic little girl who's been wreaking terror with the aide of a certain cursed video tape.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
Metamorphosis by afrai reviews
Crowley finds himself.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Complete
Once upon a Time by Aki4 reviews
Mwahaha, REALLY short and REALLY pointless and maybe, if I'm lucky, just a little bit funny. This is what happens when what you were REALLY working on gets deleted.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/2/2003
Curtain Call by afrai reviews
Death and Vetinari go shopping for curtains. Implied slash.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
City of Angels by afrai reviews
Ducks' was a really good idea.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2002 - Complete
The Honeymoon by Hth reviews
Deep down, Sanzo has a heart. We're reasonably sure.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2001
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Meat reviews
Beef. It’s what’s for dinner at the annual Santa Barbara Police Department awards dinner. Shassy, Slash, PWP
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Dark Horse reviews
When in doubt, go with the horse that craps right before the race. Conyuu, OOCness, possible crack
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Covered Redux reviews
Naruto learned a lot in the past five years, but he never did learn when to leave well enough alone. SasuNaru, onesided GaaNaru, Foul Language, YAOI, PsuedoHet, AU, MPREG, OOCness, OCs, oy vey. [Rewrite]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007
Not The Whip's Saiyuki Drabbles
A gathering of my Saiyuki drabbles. Characters, themes, and ratings vary and include het, yaoi, and gen pairings. See individual story notes for details.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,087 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006
Covered reviews
[Indefinitely on Hold] Naruto learned a lot in the past five years, but he never did learn when to leave well enough alone. SasuNaru, onesided GaaNaru, Foul Language, YAOI, PsuedoHet, AU, MPREG, OOCness, OCs, oy vey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,143 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sand reviews
Family, the tie that binds so tight.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Not The Whip's Bleach Drabbles reviews
A gathering of my Bleach drabbles. Characters, themes, and ratings vary and include het, yaoi, and gen pairings. See individual story notes for details.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006