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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

UPDATE

7/20/13


I've made an Ask.fm account. So if any of you have anything you want to know, please feel free to go there and ask away: Ask Me


I AM PUTTING EVERYTHING BACK THE WAY IT WAS BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE MESSAGING ME AND TELLING ME I SUCK FOR TAKING OUT PARTS OF STORIES I HAVE WRITTEN.

BUT JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR...IF FANFICTION TAKES DOWN ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE OF IT, I DOUBT I WILL BE PUTTING THE STORIES BACK UP. I AM FED UP WITH THIS CRAP.

Everything will still be available on my website.


Name: Smartcat

Age: 22

Gender: Female

OTP: Sasunaru, YunJae

My Website: http://thesmartcatchronicles.webs.com/

Other Websites:DeviantART and Ygal and TWITTER and Tumblr

About Me: I'm your not so average college Pharmacy student. I love Sasunaru and hope that one fine day Kishimoto will finally realize that everyone knows Naruto is gay for Sasuke and so he'll give us a great ending where Sasuke and Naruto go off into the sunset holding hands (I can dream, can't I?). I'm also a fan of Harry Potter (Dramione shipper) though lately I find myself not really intrigued by any Dramione fiction...maybe I grew out of it...dunno.

I also write YunJae fanfiction for those DBSK fans out there. All of those could be found on my LJ account. There is a link to it on my tumblr.

I do finish all my stories so if I haven't updated in a while, don't fear. It's either writer's block rearing its ugly head or schoolwork piling up to high heaven. I try to update regularly though we see how well that works ;


Fanart

Parenthood

Fanfic trailer: Parenthood Trailer

Lessons To Be Learned

Fanvid:Lessons To Be Learned-An Interview With Hinata

Kindergarten Memories

tomatoxcherrylover's fanart- Sasuke and Naruto in Staff Lounge

In Sasuke's Apartment

Fighting Dreamers

Jiraiya's Pervy Idea


Quotes From Fanfiction That I've Read:

They all watched as a young woman came streaming down the platform muttering curses.
"What's her problem?" Hinata asked, concerned.
"She's alive," Shikamaru answered darkly. - Lockdown by Rizember

"Was that..." he trailed off, unable to finish his sentence, for fear that it was the truth.
"I believe they both just undid their pants." Shino smirked from the front.
"Let me out!" Kiba hollered, hitting the back of Shino's seat. "Let me out right now, Shino Aburame! Better yet, let them out! Have them walk home!"
"It's Naruto's house." Shino insisted with a smirk as Naruto's moaning grew louder in volume and Sasuke began to pant.
"I don't fucking care! Shino! Let me out!" - Blood and Tears by FastForward

"Here you go Harry," Hermione said, passing him the folded note. She'd been through hell and back for that thing, but it was worth it, since Harry said it was important.
"Thanks, Hermione."
"Just to warn you, Malfoy might've read it already."
"It's okay. These are only the footnotes for Plan C." -Eventually by Never Stray

"I don't know what I would do if you weren't here." He said between breaths.
I don't know, Hermione thought to herself, maybe rape someone else. -The Slow Thaw by Camnz

"Can we make a stop? I'm starving and Shino's bug collection is giving me the creeps." Chouji shuddered as he glared at the box of large, unrecognizable, insects beside him. He didn't understand why it was Shino found it necessary to bring the things with him everywhere he went.

"My children are not creepy." Shino gazed at his "children" lovingly which only served to further creep out Chouji. -Wearing A Skirt Is Like by Deaths.Last.Prayer.

"And fucking awesome! Oh my God, I'll stay there all night if I have to, but that fucker's waking up." Kiba bounced slightly. "Shit, this is so exciting." "Yeah." Sasuke grabbed Kiba's shoulder. "Dude—don't tell Sakura, okay?"

"Uh, knock knock?" Kiba knocked on Sasuke's head, the raven scowling. "I'm not a moron. That bitch ain't finding out squat from me." -Naruto by FastForward

"Ita-" Sasuke clamped his hand over Neji's mouth.

"Don't say it!" Neji sighed, "What should I call him then? He Who Must Not Be Named?"

"Of course not. That would be silly. Call him SPENO ."

"Speno?"

"Sasuke's public enemy number one." -Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember

"Uh…guys?" The boys drew apart and tree pairs of eyes glared at Sakura. The pink-haired girl eyed Kiba curiously, wondering why he looked pissed as well. "DAMMIT SAKURA! Do your cock-blocking ways know no bounds?" -Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember

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Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Surrender by StarrySkyAtNight reviews
Part Two of That Fateful Summer! Draco and Hermione are married. But what happens when the marriage is revealed? What happens when this mystery killer follows them to Hogwarts? Oh dear...and what's this about love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,951 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bound By The Ring by acommonname reviews
To stop women from asking him out, Sasuke Uchiha, suddenly goes to work with a fake wedding ring on his finger. He is nominated to be Konoha Corp.'s next president. Everything was going great. Until he was invited to a business dinner with his WIFE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,778 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Little Less Than Forgotten by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto, both troubled with the issues of horrible pasts and terrible problems of the present, are forced into being roommates at the local community college. Will troubles arise or will being forgotten bring these two together in the end? !REMOVED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
We Three by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,303 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
This fic has been turned into an original novel. Details are posted within. Now available for purchase!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Field Trip by phoenixdown7 reviews
The story of a boy who likes a girl and hates a boy, and how a field trip, an onsen and a bar flip everything on its head. SasuNaruSasu. Part II rewritten as of 8/5/12. Part III COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,255 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'd Love You To Love To by Dashel reviews
Continuation of the I Want/I Need series. Sasuke and Naruto still see each other only occasionally and its never enough for either of them. So Naruto decides to leave the village for a little while and spend some uninterrupted time with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,810 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wearing A Skirt Is Like by Deaths.Last.Prayer reviews
Dying a little on the inside. Naruto supposed it was his own fault for letting his twin con him into swapping places with her for a week. Who knew he'd be the center of attention to three bastards he'd written off long ago. Who knew it'd be fun? SxN Discontinued. Visit profile for answers or inbox me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,756 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mustering Happiness by Riuolo reviews
When officer Naruto Uzumaki is assigned to the task of helping to stop one of the most powerful men in the underground business, Sasuke Uchiha, he promises he will do all he can to bring him in. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,882 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dreams Aren't Real by Dashel reviews
Naruto is dreaming about Sasuke every night. Is this a chance to make peace with his old friend before the end or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,552 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tangency by dmnq8 reviews
The contact, coming after years apart, amid plenty of animosity and questionable circumstances, somehow wasn't a surprise to either of them. Giftfic for Vladexx. Sasunarusasu. Yaoi. UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 551
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,029 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Need You To Need To by Dashel reviews
'I Want You To Want To'Sequel Naruto is on a mission to a temple which is veiled in darkness and he's left basically blinded. Someone with better eyes than his could help him out leave him to die or take advantage of the situation any way they can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,936 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lockdown by Rizember reviews
Between dealing with crazy moms, psychotic guardians and a useless entourage, the last thing the rival authors needed was to be locked up together to write a book without killing each other first. Humour. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Your deepest desire by floating fog reviews
Arthur get's enchanted to want his heart's deepest desire, no matter what the consequences might be. Warning:contains violence, a bit of dub-con and malexmale with a happy ending of course :
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Falling For Him by Rizember reviews
COMPLETED! College turned out to be nothing like the peaceful, slow-motion ads claimed; what with the mad scientists, virgin-detectors, bloody awesome student get-aways and unexpected change of sexuality... Humour, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,210 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want You To Want To by Dashel reviews
Sasuke saves Naruto from certain death but only to serve him up to the Akatsuki so he can suffer certain death at their hands instead. But first he needs to heal the battered ninja up a bit. But will spending time together again change his mind?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,055 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Unlikely Romance by Rizember reviews
Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Altered States by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Symphony by amberpire reviews
His hair is black and white like piano keys and Soul wonders what his music sounds like. ;Soul/Kid;
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Pocket Dial by VioletWylde reviews
Some people really need to learn how to lock their phones. Especially when they are about to engage in naughty activities with their secret lover. AU. Yaoi. Sasunaru. Rated M for language and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Captive by XoxStrifexoX reviews
Naruto is caught by Sasuke during a mission and held captive But Where the hell did he learn to use Chidori to torture him and... and... BASTARD ! - Pure SMUT- BoyXBoy SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Missions and Men by Rasengan22 reviews
The night before they set out for a mission, Sasuke and Naruto come to terms with some new feelings. Slice of life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just One Night With You by Kiya Sama reviews
A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,413 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Alone in Our Room by VioletWylde reviews
I cannot help myself, this affair has me trapped but I make no effort to escape it. Sakura may have him in public, but in private Sasuke belongs to me and I give him my everything. SasuNaru. One shot. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eyes in the Crowd by michelerene reviews
Out of the million pairs of eyes Sasuke had scanned over his career, one set of blue were the only ones that had ever meant to catch his own. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
ThreeAlls by phoenixdown7 reviews
SasuNaru. In China during World War II, two very different men on very different sides find each other amidst the conflict. This is the story about the strength of the human spirit in the face of insurmountable odds and how love ultimately conquers all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,887 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
No Regret by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,336 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eventually by Never Stray reviews
Draco was backed up to his neck in Heads work, his sexuality was the running joke of the week, and his nether regions had decided to take an abrupt interest in the Head Girl sleeping in the next room. It really sucked to be him. DMHG Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Who's Your Daddy? by Gringy Boots reviews
Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Courting My Wife by NaturalSAB reviews
Sequel to I'll Be Better When I'm Older... Draco has returned from the future with a BIG secret and an even BIGGER problem. He's in love with Hermione. How do you get someone who won't speak to you to fall in love with you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,804 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiss and Kiss by Jelp reviews
Naruto can't get the stranger who kissed him out of his head. And apparently, the stranger doesn't seem too keen to let Naruto out of his sights. Sasu/Naru Mini collab with Darkalbino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Slow Thaw by camnz reviews
Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,166 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tinder by QuestofDreams reviews
SasuNaru main. Naruto and Sasuke aren't very good at settling down. Sakura narrates. Also NaruHinata, SasukeOC, and LeeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,939 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Favor me with Silence by Madea's Rage reviews
Silence is an easy text to misread. A.A Attanasio . Hermione strikes a bargain with Draco, and then things get interesting...CP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 179,356 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Earwax by RedandBlackBeads reviews
Harry learns all about sex when Dumbledore takes care to answer his poorly worded question. This is set in "Philosopher's / Sorcerer's Stone," in the Hospital Wing during one of the last chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
First Impressions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Ninja Fighters by Jelp reviews
There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take Two by Adistoria reviews
Naruto finds inventive ways to teach his new genin team. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
From Under the Star Filled Sky by Petileo reviews
After living in obscurity for most of his childhood, Naruto finds that in Tokyo, he's ventured too deep into the secret underbelly of a culture not his own. Luckily, aid comes in the form of one mysterious and mortally dangerous demon, Uchiha Sasuke.Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,646 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Kisses by TanukiRaccoon reviews
A question in school upsets Naruto. Thankfully, Sasuke is there to cheer him up. Light SasuNaru, FLUFF, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conviction by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Convictions are what guide a ninja. But with assassinations, misplaced goals, and the threat of Akatsuki to occupy his time, even Naruto can lose his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,201 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 6,033 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Remember the Sun by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke is a young lord and Naruto is his lover... and servant. they've been in love since they were kids, so how do they handle hiding their secret love? WARNIGN: rated m for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,843 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Agreement by Jelp reviews
With Naruto marrying Sakura, Sasuke does everything to prove that only he knows how to make Naruto happy: even if it means making an agreement that could leave a permanent emotional scar on Naruto’s heart. Eventual SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,680 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neutral by Camunki reviews
'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life in the Uchiha Dynasty by yaoi415 reviews
AU Fantasy SasuNaru. Servant Naruto and Prince Sasuke. The feud between the Uzumakis and the Uchihas has been going on for hundreds of years. For generations, the Uchihas have enslaved the Uzumakis as punishment for their ancestor's "betrayal."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,874 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A time to by asashouryuu reviews
-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,660 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nameless Desires by Jelp reviews
Naruto looked at Sasuke, 'I want to know why,' Naruto's voice lowered to barely a whisper, 'why on that night did you tie me up and pound into me so relentlessly...' SasuNaru, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,826 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by darkalbino reviews
What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Unseemly Proposal by scarlet-sparx reviews
Voldemort's dead and with him dies Lucius Malfoy's prestige. Now, Lucius will do ANYTHING to regain his status, even if it means trying to get his only son to marry Hermione Granger... For full length summary, see Ch.1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,459 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 3995 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bogus! by bitchfit26 reviews
Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stories, babies and then some by goldensilver orbs reviews
Post Hogwarts. hermione and draco are married and are reading their kids a bed time story. what havoc breaks out when one simple question is asked!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Fateful Summer by StarrySkyAtNight reviews
Draco, a boy whose always been told what to do is finally coming out of hiding after supposedly killing Dumbledore. Hermione, a girl whose life is turned upside down after the professors death. What happens when fate brings them together? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,237 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas Hogwarts Style by Starflower-Gem reviews
DMHG Draco finds out Hermione's secret obsession with the romantic poem The Twelve Days of Christmas and uses it in a nasty prank against said girl. This is the start of a long prank war that just might ultamitely result in undying love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,091 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dramione fic Suckage, Anyone? by Psychoanalysis reviews
So basically, if you're ever interested in the world of Dramione fickage, then come HERE for instructions. WHOOO SUCKAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Back to You by Gryffindor-Goddess-Ashley reviews
COMPLETE! THIS STORY IS BEING REVISED! When Dumbledore tries to unite his students, Hermione and Draco are forced to become closer than they ever thought possible. With a war brewing and tragedies all around them, can they make their relationship survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,317 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Evaluate This! by jonadark reviews
Fudge orders that the students of Hogwarts undergo psyche evaluations. What will be revealed? And how will the students of Hogwarts cope when their darkest thoughts revealed? !AU! HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,038 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Converted Sensations by Tulips and Jill reviews
Hermione's hiding a terrible secret from even her closest friends. Late night rounds and cruel games reveal this secret to the one person who knows her the least. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,159 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Misunderstanding by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic about Genma. What happens when Genma loses his cool because someone insulted Raidou?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
The Passion of Hate and Love by Callisto Callispi reviews
[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,355 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Terrace Duet by frenchpiment reviews
Complete A Dramione Romance:'Anything else I need to know about? We don't have to have kids or anything...by marrying you I'm not agreeing to join a cult am I'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,820 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
White Revenge by Alexathenle reviews
HGDM. White Revenge is revenge from beyond the grave. Draco Malfoy intends to reap his revenge upon all those who betrayed him as well as settle some unfinished business with Hermione. Post HBP, a story of revenge and love, life and the dead. ::complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,038 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews
A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Childhood Sweethearts Remember by justcrazyobsessed reviews
Hermione finds out that she's actually a pureblood and used to be best friends with Draco Malfoy.. AND HER PARENTS ARE DEATH EATERS? But what will happen when they move her back to their old mansion and Draco's her neighbor? Will the flame be rekindled?R&
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,747 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
You Were Meant For Me by williz reviews
The biggest and most complex adventure on is still here! Romance, adventure, action, and comedy! Read at your will. WillElizabeth! COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 164,239 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Carpe Jugulum! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by apathetica reviews
“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,527 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What if by TakingBackSunday reviews
Completed. Sentenced to life in Azkaban Draco contemplates immensely. A night of 'what ifs' grants him a glimpse of another life. He fell asleep an unattached bachelor and wakes up with a wife and kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Harm A Little Mistletoe Can Do by Bringyourownidol reviews
Someone, or rather, two identical redhaired someones, had stupidly hung mistletoe above the big oak doors of the great hall...who will find themselves caught under it? And what kind of trouble are they in for? A little Christmas Fun! Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Pageant by ShiverBoo reviews
Hermione and Ginny are invited to Witch Weekley's Beauty Pageant in Las Vegas. There they meet many unexpected problems. But nothing that bad could happen in two weeks, right? COMPLETE with Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,405 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Be Careful What You Bet On by BooBack reviews
Rated R for language and sexual content, especially chapter 13. Ron and Hermione's love is finally known for each other, but what will Hermione's bet with Malfoy do to their new found relationship. And what about Draco's bet with Blaise? Twists Galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 131,025 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Can Change by SlyKitten reviews
..Complete.. The war is over, Voldemort is gone, perceptions have changed, friendships have been formed, so why can't Draco and Hermione get along?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,929 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Malfoys marry Mudbloods by secretdiary reviews
My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,929 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pawn on the Chessboard by Four Leaved Clover reviews
Forced into marrying her worst enemy and spying on him on behalf of the order, Hermione is caught up in a whirlwind of mystery, suspence, betrayal and love but she isn't just another pawn on the chessboard. COMPLETED! SEQUEL UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 42,516 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Mandatory Alliance by Provocative Envy reviews
COMPLETE: A mandatory correspondence with a foreign wizarding school and a chance encounter with two Gryffindors start a chain of events that leaves Draco Malfoy reaching an inevitable conclusion: he is madly in love with Hermione Granger. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,078 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Relationships Change by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETED! As is the SEQUEL! Ron and Hermione are dating, but something happens...who is there to comfort her? Our Slytherin badass, but he has another agenda...or does he? Rated R for language and scenes later on...this is your WaRnInG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 152,558 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ookami to Kitsune no Monogatari by Shirohane reviews
During the time of great war between humans and demons, Sasuke captures a ninetailed fox and enslaves him. However, when the demon offers him friendship and affection, Sasuke finds himself falling in love with his captive. Sasuke x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,659 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The All Purpose Yaoi Naruto Fanfiction by Ninja Shen reviews
The beall endall to bad Naruto yaoi fanfiction. Reviews welcome... flames expected. ...Because it's so flamin' HOT! YEAH! [winning story Kumoricon 2004]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 430 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Dear Duck Butt Bastard reviews
After Sasuke's team fails to catch the jinchuriki again, he is left with a familiar backpack...left by the one blond shinobi who still chased after him. He opens and finds a letter addressed to him. Curious he decides to read...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lessons To Be Learned reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Meddlesome Jutsu reviews
When some people just don't know when to stop meddling. Dead OR Alive. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Shinobi Afterlife reviews
Itachi awakens in the afterlife and is met with a surprise. Pure nonsense really. Read at your own volition!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fighting Dreamers reviews
When life is full of lemons, Sasuke and Naruto decide to make yaoi...and fight crime on the side...and stumble on organized criminals...and try not to get killed while kicking ass in a truly, manly fashion. Police Fic. AU. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Covert Affairs reviews
SasuNaru.AU. Full Summary Inside. Sasuke goes undercover to retrieve Naruto Namikaze. A young man who had been kidnapped by a criminal operation fifteen years ago. However, when he attempts the rescue... back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,369 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Popular reviews
Popular kids don't always have all the answers. In fact, they don't really know what they're doing half the time. Which is why they find themselves in these compromising situations. Sasunaru. Minuscule NaruSaku and SasuKar. story back in its original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,594 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiba's Bad Day reviews
Kiba just can't catch a break. How come he's the only one that doesn't know shit? -Repost after fanfiction took it down-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Unfortunate Event Of One Kiba Inuzuka reviews
Shikamaru turned to look Kiba directly in the eye. "There are reasons why doors are locked, Inuzuka." Kiba rolled his eyes, "Oh please…it's Naruto. What could he possibly be doing other than eating ramen?" Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'll Be Your Actin If You'll Be My Myosin reviews
A lesson on muscle contraction Naruto will never forget. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Parenthood reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Royal Dilemma reviews
Prince Sasuke never expected anything from this visit to the neighboring kingdom. However upon his arrival, his eyes were drawn to a golden haired prince with sapphire eyes. Interestingly enough, those sapphire eyes had stared back. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,912 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Masquerade reviews
Gift Fic. Naruto Uzumaki finds himself yet again covering for his uncle by attending a masquerade held for the social elite. When he arrives he meets a man in a raven mask. What can happen on a secluded island off the shores of Japan? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Winter Miracles reviews
Naruto saw something and misunderstood. Sasuke is going to need more than a miracle. He's going to need a divine intervention on a whole different level. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ready Them Binoculars! reviews
The kunoichi of the Leaf are quite handy with a set of binoculars and apparently aren't immune to nosebleeds. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mission In a Blizzard reviews
Shino, Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba and Shikamaru are stuck in a cramped cave while on an ANBU mission. I'll let your imagination take it from there. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Flicker In The Darkness reviews
The war is still raging but Hermione, Harry and Ron have been captured. Their prospects look pretty grim. Is there any hope left?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Many Troubles Of A Malfoy reviews
Blasted kids...never give us a single minute's rest!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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