The Humble Mosquito
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Joined 12-20-05, id: 953564
Author has written 17 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter.

Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never tried to fall asleep with a mosquito in the room.

- Christie Todd Whiteman

Hello. I'm The Humble Mosquito - although I am actually refered to as 'Mozzie' or 'Mossy' (but never 'Mozzy) more often - which I prefer. I'm not going to bore you; I'm here to write and read fan fiction.

I'm into writing angst and drama, usually one-shots - although I'm working on some longer pieces.

I mainly write Artemis Fowl fan-fiction, and I'm heavily involved with a couple of our fandom's fansites.

- the Artemis Fowl fanfiction awards, which are designed to honour the best stories in our fandom through our many categories.

That link is to the forums, which are very friendly; I urge you all to get involved! (Everyone in our fandom who's not a complete loser hangs out at Orion. So, ahem, be there or be square!

I'm a moderator on the forums and a judge for the awards.

- a quality Artemis Fowl fan fiction archive, with small, but lovely forums. Everyone is just incredibly friendly: I see it as my online!home. Sadly the forums are a tad dead. So, err, it used to be, but now Orion is.

Anywho, CC, general reviews, hell... even flames are all appreciated, and I try to reply to all signed reviews - although anon is just as lovely.

If you have a questions, feel free to pm me.

I hope you enjoy my work!

Peace, love and pineapple for all.

Mozzie

18th April 06

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Serendipity by Blue Yeti reviews
Butler moves from one place to another as he searches for somewhere to tie him down. Juliet grows up with change in her blood, but Domovoi waits patiently for change to find him. [Some ButlerOFC]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
The Rapunzel Complex by Dim Aldebaran reviews
AFxHP, but with a twist: our dear Artemis isn't going to Hogwarts. After all, Hermione is not the only one to see the similarities between the Irish prodigy and the Dark Lord... 12LH, nom'd for Best Crossover.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,874 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Artemis F.
Nebula Nostrum by Blue Yeti reviews
The blackmail letter is quite specific, informing Lili Frond of the rendezvous location, that her new employer is Opal Koboi, and that a delicatenatured partnership is being offered. In spite of this, Lili still gets some nasty surprises.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Opal K., Lili F.
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Blessed Belief reviews
After Dumbledore makes four incredible requests of her, Luna has to overcome her darkest fears, finding refuge in a variety of places. She views the demise of Voldemort from a unique angle, contributing more than anyone can know, and sacrificing much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Luna L.
CĂșchulainn reviews
I care not whether I die tomorrow or next year, as long as my deeds live after me.' [Completed Novellette] [Warnings: dark, controversial, unpleasent and violent themes][Nommed for best Overall, Drama and OC at Orion]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Thoroughbred reviews
He calls her Caballine. No one understands the irony. But why is she with him? And what is a centuar's place? ...He always knows when you have a carrot. [Foaly X Lili Frond: a fandom first, I believe][Warnings: minor sexual references]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Foaly, Lili F. - Complete
Immure reviews
The recluse writes often, and always about the figure in the second window. Reality blurs into fiction. Who is he watching? [AU, ficlet] [Warnings: Insanity][Nommed for best Misc and best concept at the Orion Awards]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
September reviews
Nothing Juliet could ever do to to him would end his guilt or her grief. But that didn't stop her trying. [229 word Drabble]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
Judas reviews
There will always be poor. Artemis reacts positively towards them for different reasons... Three shorts in one.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
A Man Walks into a Bar reviews
No stupid jokes, I promise, but just maybe a fandom first... Julius Root comes across a certain Godric Gryffindor in The Leaky Cualdron. And who might the tall man behind the bar be? AFHP. Warning: Implied Slash. [Nommed for best Crossover at the OAs]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Julius R. - Complete
Yoshi reviews
Butler faces his toughest test from Madame Ko. It will challange far more than just his physical ability, it will attack his very morals and ethical instincts. Oneshot. 12LH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Butler - Complete
Forsythia reviews
Artemis is now 21, and life's events have taken their toll. Morality is something that he disposed of long ago. [Nommed for best Overall, best Short and best Drama at the Orion Awards]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Rapture reviews
HP crossover. Novella. 12LH. St Christopher's college, Oxford is one of the finest educational establishhments in the world. Two bright sparks with a lot of history are on their way.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Artemis F.
Goodbye My Lover reviews
Songfic to James Blunt's song of same tittle. Soppy and sad. ArtemisHolly'tis for one of my labours.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
God's Waiting Room reviews
One Shot. This was my entry to Criminality's DecJan challenge. Artemis and Butler are dead is that the end. Artemis angst about the possibilities at the metaphorical gates of heaven. AU.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Oh, What Shall One Do? reviews
Artemis has his careers interview. 12LH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Temporary Psychosis reviews
Hermione drabble. She goes mental with stress before exams and lashes out, violently. WARNING: Character death, although not a particularly nice one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Weeping Assassin reviews
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I'd have the guts to choose my friend. Holly has a dilema: her job or the life of an old friend.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Holly S. - Complete
O Happy Bullet! reviews
A one shot about feelings, a one shot about youth, a one shot about bullying, but, most of all, a one sot about the deep sadness and devastating effects are actions can have. My least popular, but most passionate piece. Warnings: Suicide, violence.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Searching for Soul reviews
Novel, in early stages, that is set a year after The Opal Deception. Centers around the totalitarian regime of Ark Sool. [LARGELY INACTIVE]The only way this will get updated is if someone comes along with a desperate desire to edit it. Poor!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 12/23/2005
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