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Joined 12-20-05, id: 953759, Profile Updated: 10-23-10
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

"Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." - Ginny Weasley

I'll be honest: I'm a lame person in general. Call me Slivovitz, or Vitz, or whatever you like, really. After a recent bout of insecurity I've gone and deleted all the old fics I didn't like (Devil Besides You, True Stories I Made Up, Mind Games, Death Still Speaks and Apocalypse Please). I'm a proud Gryffindor, which is apparently the House I truly belong in according to the online test I took (but this test had real questions, not questions like "What is your favorite animal, a lion, badger, snake or an eagle?" Yeah, because that's how the Sorting Hat works). I've got a very twisted sense of reality, but it's good for writing. To those who've lost faith in me, I'll give you the truth; the only reason I haven't completely abandoned this account yet is because of the incredible reception I got for King Me...it was nominated in 2008 at Dramione Awards under "Best Romance," and the amount of reviews and favorites I've gotten is a little crazy for me ^^. Thanks for reading!

If anyone was following my old fics (the ones I've deleted), I might eventually repost them after I edit/rewrite some parts. I'm pretty sure none of those stories had much of a following though; I wrote those a very long time ago. XD

Currently I'm brainstorming ideas for a Potter tattoo and getting ready for university. On another note, feel free to PM me!


[CURRENTLY WORKING ON]

1. Cue the Sun - 16/26+ chapters

He’d never forgive himself for falling for her.

As he pondered this, he suddenly remembered why he had hated Granger in the first place. She was a plan-ruiner, and as bitter and childish as the words sounded inside Draco’s head, he stuck by them. Just when Draco might have actually followed his father’s advice and asked out a lovely pureblooded witch from a nice family, she’d shown up. She’d made him fall for her.

As much as it pained Draco to admit, there was just something about Granger that made him hate himself a little bit less. There was something about her that kept him sane.

There was something about her that made Draco…like her. And he didn’t like that at all.

2. Sirius/Hermione - I haven't come up with a title for this one yet, but it's a SBHG time-travel fic, very different from what I've ever written before. It's currently in massive prewrite stage, meaning that I keep a huge running Word Document and type a bunch of short scenes that will eventually become entire chapters. Basically I'm taking the usual cliche in which Hermione goes back in time and falls in love with a certain dark-haired Gryffindor, but I'm refining it and making it more believable, more heart-wrenching and less grammatically depressing. I'll only post up a summary or an excerpt if anyone's interested, so let me know! ^^

3. King Me (Italiano) - This won't be up for quite some time, but I've been wanting to translate King Me for a while.

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Unraveling Fate by Tragic Melpomene reviews
Fate has offered them a chance to change the future by destroying the past. The Marauders get a surprise when three tortured souls arrive in their era with a past that many are thankful to have never had. They must destroy the past to save the future DMHG (BEING REDONE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,778 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Harry's Ridiculous Adventure by hahaharrypulp reviews
This story is a sick, depraved, disturbing humor story. Harry does several characters. *New* If you have an idea for the next Whorecrux, tell me in a review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Harry P., Dobby
5th Quarter Quell SUBMIT A CHARACTER by AlexFree30 reviews
The rebellion failed. Katniss and Peeta were put to death. A new president came in 15 years later, restored the Capitol, and enslaved District 13 to work for them. Everything is back to normal... including the Hunger Games... **OPEN** SPONSOR-TRIBUTE FIC!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Then Shall I Know by Ssergit reviews
HG SB Novel Hermione travels back in time by unknown means and she and a young Sirius Black fall in love. When she returns, will her choice not to try to change the Marauders' future ruin her chance for happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,020 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Exception to the Rule by hpobsessedrissa reviews
“I ruin lives, James. You wouldn’t believe it, but I’ve ruined yours too.” In a heartbeat, my feet are on the floor and I’m closing the gap between his arm holding the envelope and myself. “And hers.” L/J, AU, OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,404 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Endless Cliché: The Next Gen by Blinded Moon reviews
Companion piece to Harry Potter and the Harry Potter and the Endless Cliché does not have to be read first ! Prepare for all of your favorite next generation clichés: kids of the main characters, a "new" evil, romance, drama, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Albus S. P., James P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Potions and Prejudice by slipper balloon reviews
Hogwarts a la Jane Austen. Alternate universe after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,512 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus by Fluffy and Scary Satanic One reviews
Ever wonder how the founders came up with Hogwarts' motto? Well, some Gryffindor bravery and a little crush on Rowena Ravenclaw goes a long way... Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
A Muggle's Tale by Aebhel reviews
Not entirely of his own accord, Dudley Dursley keeps coming into contact with the magical world. Spoilers for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Compliments to the Red Hat by formerlyknownasone reviews
I think that red hats deserve more credit than they are given. A DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Makers and Breakers by earan reviews
Their friendship hangs by a thread but one word, just one, can cut it off for good. Snape's worst memory in Lily's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Other Side of the Playground by madamsnape78 reviews
Spoilers to Deathly Hallows. What happens to Snape after we see him last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lilac Roses by CatalinaWineMixer reviews
DH Spoilers. Moments from the romance between Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
This Guy Walks Into A Bar by luckei1 reviews
How do you know what you want? How do you REALLY know? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone by HauntedAngel reviews
[Major Deathly Hallows spoilers!][One Shot] All or nothing, they said. All or nothing. Live together or die together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/21/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Time Will Tell by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco, armed with the knowledge that Hermione will be murdered in the future, must find some way to prevent it. Time travel, action and romance! Nominated at Quill to Parchment, Dangerous Liaisons, He Had it Coming and The Dramione Awards. ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,867 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Following Lucius by Resonance and d reviews
Narcissa has always followed Lucius. This time will be no different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Cliché by Blinded Moon reviews
All of your favorite clichés show up in this humorous oneshot! HarryGinny fluff, Hermione leaving Ron for Draco, JamesLily's lovehate relationship, annoying OC's, time travel, and more! Check it out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4031 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Leather and Libraries by MyPhoenixLament reviews
100 Draco x Hermione drabbles written for drabbles100 on LJ. Whatever your favorite genre, you're certain to find it here! Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 14,266 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tale of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy by fahanizhieliq reviews
Put in a hemophilic Malfoy, a sentence that Hermione keeps saying and you'll probaly get a logical tale of how Hermione and Draco end up together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 4,353 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Curse of the Firstborn by annie penrose reviews
Ginny Weasley is bound by a blood curse to marry Draco Malfoy and to live with him a year and a day. What will happen when she finds him to be...not exactly the man she thought he was? Love, possibly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,738 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Falling into Love by Arwen-Georgie-Skye reviews
Chapter 38 Up! When Hermione has a go on Harry's Firebolt one day, she falls into another time and discovers she must complete a task. She falls in love with a certain Marauder as well. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,542 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Loss by BlackPotterGrl reviews
Complete: Harry finally gets what he wants most in his life: a family. Sirius’s name is cleared, and Harry finds something he has never had before: love. But with his newly freed godfather, comes his godfather’s girlfriend, who Harry feels threatened
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,669 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Pen My Soliloquy by Dusty Emotion reviews
Not even a second later she was in front of him, shoving him as hard as she could, angry tears brimming in her eyes. “Does anything rattle you, Malfoy!” she cried. “If I told you I hate you right now, would that even matter to you?” FIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3148 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Cue the Sun reviews
"There's nothing wrong with being alone, Granger." There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Draco meets Hermione one afternoon at Flourish and Blotts two years after the Final Battle. POST DH, ewe: DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,084 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Checkmate reviews
Sequel to King Me. The only one she ever loved, she hated. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
King Me reviews
She wouldn't let herself love anyone, even if they were clearly meant to be. Hermione finally finds someone to play checkers with. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete