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Joined 07-31-17, id: 9543751, Profile Updated: 08-13-20
Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom/キングダム, and Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード.

I ship whoever with whoever.

Also, I deleted A Night To Remember. The dialogue was just way too cringey.

Also also, school is a bitch.

ALSO ALSO ALSO, I don't know how to end one-shots correctly.

ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO, please read Kingdom and ship Shinkai. They're the best ship in this world and NOTHING can prevent me from shipping Shinkai. NOTHING.

Yes, I like Beyblade and there's nothing you can do about it.

Yes, Hollow Knight is the best game in the world and you should play it.

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True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 127 - Words: 1,469,097 - Reviews: 6631 - Favs: 10,974 - Follows: 11,212 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Shikamaru N., Anko M.
History Strongest Disciple Again? by azndrgn reviews
Time Travel Fic! When the missile detonates prematurely at Yami's base of operation during the invasion to prevent the Eternal Setting Sun, all hope seems lost... Until Niijima somehow rips a portal to the past that sucks Miu, Kenichi and himself in. Now armed with that knowledge, the trio must work together to change the future! First-time travel fic in Kenichi universe I think!
Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 334,583 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Miu F., Kenichi S.] H. Niijima
His Britannia by Imperator's slave reviews
The perfect world. People call it an impossible and foolish dream, but they are wrong. For the Man of Miracles, this is nothing more than another challenge. But first, I will need to conquer this world...
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 359,344 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Lelouch L., C.C., Kallen S., Dimensional Supervisor]
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 12,696 - Follows: 13,914 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Go Away I'm Watching Porn by Third Fang reviews
Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 352,250 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 6,400 - Follows: 7,070 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 1/22/2017 - H. Issei
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9066 - Favs: 10,720 - Follows: 11,366 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Erased Potential by theslytherinpaladin reviews
Midoriya Izuku, determined to become a hero before ever meeting All Might, looks for another way. He might not have a quirk, but that can't be all that being a hero is about. He has the intelligence, the drive, the determination. All he needs now is to know how to use it. Enter Aizawa Shouta.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 186,466 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 4,918 - Follows: 5,493 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 6/8/2017 - [Izuku M., Shouto T.] Shouta A./Eraserhead
Son of the Sannin by Ander Arias reviews
Naruto lost his parents the night of his birth due to the Kyubi escaping, but fortunately Jiraiya and Tsunade are willing to take care of him in their place. Watch how his life unfolds while being raised by the Sannin, and how such actions will change not only Naruto's life, but the lives of those around him. Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 133 - Words: 1,235,733 - Reviews: 5222 - Favs: 5,257 - Follows: 5,259 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Jiraiya, Tsunade S.] - Complete
The Epic Tales by Aysu reviews
A collection of one shots for Epic Battle Fantasy.
Epic Battle Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,605 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Anna, Lance, Matt R., Natz
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 927,073 - Reviews: 4636 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 4,149 - Updated: 12/24/2020 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Oogakari Family entries by Third Fang reviews
A small list of side entries that describe bits and pieces of an infamous family of God killing interdimensional travelling jackholes. Not to be taken too seriously. Updates sporadically. Read at your own risk.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/26/2020
Why Percy Jackson Fanfiction Sucks by LoverBoi2000 reviews
Woohoo provocative title yay. I hope that drew y'all in, cause this is a full-on rant about my issues with this fandom. May become multiple rants, who knows. I am, after all, a man of the people. I do what they will (if they review, if they don't I just crap-post like this). Hope you enjoy, but I probably just made too many enemies because of this rant... #sorrynotsorry
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2020 - Published: 11/6/2019 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Jason G.
Deku: The Telekinetic Hero by sremiehzla reviews
Inheriting the Quirk 'Telekinesis' from his mother and being trained personally by All Might, Izuku Midoriya has the chance to attend U.A. High School and achieve his dream of becoming a hero! There he meets a girl, and they change each other's lives. AU. Quirk!Izuku, IzuOcha. Rated M for eventual themes and safety.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,488 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 4,484 - Updated: 1/1/2020 - Published: 6/15/2018 - [Izuku M., Ochako U.] Toshinori Y./All Might, 1-A Students
Keeping Lies by ShadowBlah2 reviews
Lelouch would betray the whole world. That's what Suzaku had said. But in the end, perhaps it was the reverse.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,924 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 1/19/2019 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., Kallen S., Schneizel E.B.
It's Lelouch's Fault by TheSleepyNinja15 reviews
Perhaps, one of the possible reasons why C.C.'s bust is bigger at the end of the movie. A smut post-Re;surrection fic.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/1/2019 - [C.C., Lelouch L.] - Complete
Deku The Hunter: Support Hero by NicktheHuman reviews
We all know the story: After being hold he couldn't be a Hero by All Might, Midoriya Izuku still wandered over to a supervillain attack where he could save Bakugou Katsuki. But what if he had made the other turn? The answer is a butterfly effect that would lead him on a path to paving his own future. A path of revenge, finding his own moral compass, and doing the impossible.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 153,190 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 3/19/2019 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Tsuyu A., Mei H. - Complete
West Wind by ItsasUmbrella reviews
[Post-HTTYD3] The dragons are gone and the vikings of New Berk have to start from scratch. Hiccup Haddock not only has to bear with his best friend's loss, but also with the responsibility of guiding his people to a new life without dragons on a foreign land, even if he's not sure if he's someone without his dragon. How did Hiccup manage ten years without Toothless?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/1/2019 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Zephyr H., Nuffink H. - Complete
Hinata's Rose Lips by Plump-Hinata reviews
Naruto and Hinata are sent on a mission to find a mysterious flower. But they will get a big surprise when they find out that the "Rose Lips" flower has a special power. A power to turn young ladies into ultra-hot, super-busty, sexy bimbos, and Hinata will be its victim! Contains bimbofication, heavy lemons. Smutfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,531 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 10/28/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
花 Huā by Sarcataclysmal reviews
Qiang Lei/Kyou Kai and Xin/Shin one-shot.
Kingdom/キングダム - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Complete
Standing as Equals by whitechocobo reviews
She had been there as he first stood on the battlefield as a soldier with a mighty goal and here she stood years later beside that same man whose dream was right within his grasp. Unbeknownst to him, she planned to remain with him even after everything.
Kingdom/キングダム - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 7/11/2016
First Kiss by Mailrebel reviews
It seems like Kyoukai has been acting depressed lately. Could it possibly be because she feels a little...jealous? (Shin x Kyoukai) (One-shot)
Kingdom/キングダム - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/9/2016 - [Shin, Kyoukai] - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 4,781 - Follows: 4,915 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Legacy by cr4zypt reviews
Madara's lineage did not end at the valley of the end. His legacy lived on through Minato and into Naruto. Sharingan Naruto. Strong/Godlike! Naruto. NaruHina. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 499,497 - Reviews: 6210 - Favs: 11,696 - Follows: 8,508 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
God's Reward Part II: Britannia Must Be Destroyed by Cimer Chef Putin reviews
Sequel to God's Reward Part I, obviously. Thanks to Lelouch's actions, or inactions, the World is at peace. But Britannia still exists, and Lelouch still wants to destroy his father's Empire. He has so much to lose, yet so few to gain, but Lelouch vi Britannia will continue to lead the World to a selfish and brutal war. To trigger it, He only needs to push a single button ...
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,397 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Lelouch L., C.C., Kallen S. - Complete
Villainous by Darcie11 reviews
In which Link tries his hand at playing the villain. A fluffy Zelink novella that takes place after the events of Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,727 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Zelda, Link] - Complete
Fate's Debt by fujin of shadows reviews
'I may not regret anything but if fate gave me another chance to redo my revolution, I promised every deity up there in heaven and down in hell, I will do my revolution right this time.' Fate could be cruel, but it doesn't like holding debts. LelouchXKallenXCC
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,895 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S., C.C.]
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6199 - Favs: 7,013 - Follows: 4,345 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Gift of the Magi by mark-engels reviews
This is the story of a man who had made an uneasy peace with his Destiny. Sacrificing everything for the sake of his people, he had resigned himself to wander the Surface for the rest of his days cherishing the memories of his loved ones. Destiny would visit upon the man one final time, forever changing him in ways he would never have conceived.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,582 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Your Past, My Future by Slavok reviews
Lelouch suffered defeat, despair, and ultimately betrayal, but when he faces the Emperor, he wakes up before Zero was created. Suddenly in the past, he has the power to remake the future. Time travel. Probably Lelouch Kallen pairing.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11284 - Favs: 7,494 - Follows: 4,676 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
A River Runs Through It by The Romance Chick reviews
fluffy one shot. Chihiro/Kohaku. Lemon.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
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Retelling of the Stars reviews
A retelling of Beyblade: Metal Fusion in words, but with Martial Arts instead of Beyblades. Rated T for violence and language.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2020
Climbing Takes Effort reviews
Late at night, a drunk Shin and Kyoukai are the last ones left in the celebratory banquet following the collapse of Zhao. As the servants began to clean the room, Sei drags the two into a private guest room so they can rest up. 3 hours after Sei leaves the chamber, Shin and Kyoukai wake up to find themselves in a pretty comfortable situation. Shin x Kyoukai. Rated M for lemon.
Kingdom/キングダム - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2020 - Complete