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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from

When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived

The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the

She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

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A Brief History of Life by GhstPhantom3 reviews
When it becomes abundantly clear the impact that growing up without a family has had on Naruto, Jiraiya steps in to teach him what he needs to know. In the process, he lets it slip that... Cont. inside Rated M for language, sexuality and crude humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,547 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Death's Vow by AlphaUnit reviews
Naruto x Bleach crossover. After a life of pain and bloodshed, a broken Naruto has died. But instead of winding up with the rest of his deceased loved ones, he finds himself in Soul Society.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Jean Grey is not so Innocent by JeanGreyakaPhoenix reviews
Everybody would say that Jean Grey was the perfect girl. Sweet and kind, never lost her temper, was loyal to her man… Everybody could only be half right. Or maybe only a quarter, or they're all just plain wrong. Jean/Logan fanfic. R&R! Chapter 13 up!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,124 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jean G., Logan/Wolverine
Birds and the Bees by Romez reviews
Naruto is curious as to how babies are made. He doesn't want to find out by reading Jiraiya's books, but how is he going to find out? Maybe if he asked a person, but who? Join Naruto as he searches for answers to his questions about babies! Lime goodness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,446 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
My ANBU hime's by BastardOmega reviews
Summary: The next Chappi is now up with a new lemon and a new addition! Starts of with the day after the last chapter ended! Naruto/Anko/Hana/and...What does the chapter say! PS: No warning when the lemon starts this time! BEWARE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Icha Icha: Jinchuuriki by Frozen-Tundra88 reviews
A collection of one shots with each featuring Naruto being paired with a different girl. First oneshot is NaruSaku. RATED M FOR LEMONS, LANGUAGE, AND VIOLENCE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,556 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Loss of a Demon, Loss of a Hero by Inazuma Tate reviews
Naruto is banished after putting Sasuke in a near death state during the battle of the VOTE. Fortunately for him, his father had a backup plan for this, just in case... NaruTayu AU Sasuke and Sakura bashing OOCness in severe doses
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,088 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4185 - Favs: 6,683 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Born of a Sith Lord Uncensored by Diaconsecond reviews
Lemons of Born of a Sith Lord
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Life after death by DeExil reviews
Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,498 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
A Hero Rebirth by bunji the wolf reviews
After the final battle between a hero and his best friend, the hero died but as he die he leave behind a gift to the new world. Naruto/Avatar crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iroh
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 481 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dreaming Dragon, Hidden Fists by HiddenDevil reviews
A young shinboi that somehow is able to fight while still asleap. Watch as he uses his way of the ninja to reach his goals. pairings NarutoxHarem. Streetfigher, Tenchu slight crossover plus more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto Meets Inuyasha by Protoman 0 reviews
Naruto had a good life after achieving his dream of becoming the Hokage. When he died of old age however, it seems that fate has something else in store for him. Naruto X Harem
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,093 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
Washing the pain away by DeExil reviews
He wanted to summon the Yondaime and make him feel pain, but he somehow made mistake...he summoned the wrong person. One-shot Naruto x Kushina INCEST, DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 196 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Pimped the fck out by LOOZRZ reviews
During the time Naruto left Konoha during the timeskip, he decided to be a fcking pimp. Watch as he gets all the btches n sht with his elite jutsus that have made him the most renowned name in the ninja world. Rated for lemons..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Heir of Ancients by anon2 reviews
Harry is NOT the heir of Gryffindor OR the heir of Merlin. He is the heir of a far greater and more ancient wizard. Who? Starts summer before year five. H/Hr romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,324 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Next Great adventure reviews
just when the fourth thought everything was lost...... he slips and falls on a old ass scroll..... wait what real shinigami?... soul society? wtf is going on in there Naruto/Harem oh and Super naruto god like naruto but humble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
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