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Joined 12-22-05, id: 955088

I am a short girl who loves grammatical correctness and who sounds like David Hyde Pierce when talking. How droll.

I don't own anything, by the way. Nothing at all. Except for, you know, the plots. And even then I only own them vaguely.

A note on Phantom, happy endings, grammar, and original characters:

I am vehemently opposed to several things: Bad grammar, sappy endings, Mary Sues, and bad Phantom stories. Though bad stories are in general, well, bad, it would seem that POTO has attracted more than its fair share of horrendous stories. 1) My Phantom stories all contain an Erik who is actually disfigured, a somewhat strong Christine (see my LiveJournal entry about this), and a less-than-foppish Raoul. Fop-bashing is funny, but honestly, it gets really oooooold. 2) It is rare to find a truly happy ending in my stories. I don't have anything against happy endings- so long as they are not melodramatic- but I just don't like writing them. They bore me. So expect either a sad ending or one that is happy in a twisted way. 3) I do my best to edit my stories and add proper punctuation. It is a repulsive thing when a writer does not bother to take enough time to find a beta or edit their stories. If you care so little about it that you would destroy it like that, don't bother adding the story. 4) I like original characters. It is perfectly normal to have a story peppered with their little faces. But if you create an implausible relationship between the OC and a canon character, I'm inclined to be irritated. If the OC is a Mary Sue, I'm prone to crying. Please, guys. Mary Sues are bad for you.

Another Note on Moulin Rouge:

If you've seen the movie, are reading one of my stories, and wonder who on earth half the characters are, most of them are the can-can dancers from different scenes. Read Yvi's "All We Have To Sell" or Sugarfaerie's "Cigarettes And Petticoats" to get better acquainted with them. Or buy the two-disc DVD, flip through the costume designs, and learn their names well. Whichever. PM me if you have any questions on these characters. Seriously: read Sugarfaerie's "Cigarattes and Petticoats". It inspired almost all of my Moulin Rouge stories. It's brilliant.

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A Very Disney POTO by Masked Rose reviews
A silly, sometimes sweet, romp through Leroux's POTO at the expense of Disney material. NEW CHAPTER: CHAPTER 5: The Masked Ball!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2002
The Greenwood Tree by Soignante reviews
Sweet and slow, from Erik's point of view. E/C, naturally. Complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 80,796 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Night Whispers by Operatastic SuperSop reviews
A collection of vignettes from various characters in Phantom. Mostly in chronological order, but not always. I'll fix that later. Leroux based. R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006
A Panegyric to the Red Seraph by natureflea reviews
There seems to glow suspended in her pores a certain ageless halfbirth...
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Christian - Complete
Cigarettes and Petticoats by The Sugarfaerie reviews
Really, life is full of extraordinary coincidences... And not all are for the best. The life and times of Juno, Travesty, Tattoo and Liberty, from young girls to Diamond Dogs. Rated for violence, adult themes, language and sexual references. Complete!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,484 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Baby Doll, Nini - Complete
Unreality by instantxkarma reviews
(in the process of a rewrite. This story is abandoned) When a mysterious, faceless man moves in next door, a lonely and defiant Christine begins to wonder if maybe she's not really alone. But is he more sinister than he seems or is something else behind the strange happenings? Modern day, Leroux based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Erik, Christine
the brave soul by She's a Star reviews
There are certain paintings she leaves out.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
why the fruit is forbidden by She's a Star reviews
Five times Angela wishes she were a little bit whorish.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
The Water Nymph by Sarela Jade reviews
Entirely Leroux based. What REALLY happens when a Mary Sue wanders her way down to Erik's lair. Very, very dark and morbid.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Erik - Complete
so hold on by She's a Star reviews
The aftermath of Traveling Salesman. Because everybody hurts sometimes.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
A Word to the Phangirls by The Nightingale's Song reviews
The true Erik writes a brief note to the phangirls who swoon over his most recent incarnation.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Erik - Complete
Angel by The Sugarfaerie reviews
Juno's not the innocent people think her to be. VERY dark. Like nothing I've ever written before.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Memories and Absolution by YouCantGetThereFromHere reviews
AU. Possible plottwist for AWE. What if James Norrington joined Davy Jones' crew?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Color Matters, I Guess by The Elfmaniac reviews
[ pre West Side Story] [ One Shot ] Riff thought color didn't matter, once. He was stupid to believe that. [RiffOC] [rating for gore, light romance.]
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Shrouded Heart by She's a Star reviews
Jack Sparrow leaves a taste for adventure in her blood.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Binary by Soignante reviews
Complete: What better mask than the faceless world of the Internet? It's a mask that cannot be ripped away on impulse. This is a Modern EC fic involving Christine as a genius barista, Erik, and the 'net.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 92,650 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Beautiful Things by CrawfordsBiscuits reviews
Erik likes beautiful things. He keeps them in his cupboard. Jewels, little pieces of shell…his mother’s eyes. But he has never seen anything as beautiful as Christine’s heart. And he has just the place for it… next to his other perishables.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Scars by azurelacroix reviews
COMPLETE Graham and Starling join forces to hunt down Hannibal Lecter after his most recent escapade, following a complex trail of clues. first in a series
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
One Word by Phantress reviews
Erik asks Christine to be his bride...and her answer isn't what he expected. Completly Kay based. AU, oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Music of the Mind by Random-Battlecry reviews
His first memories, the mask on his face, the sounds of the world. My first and hopefully only angsty one shot, as it made me rather depressed. Please R and R.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
Bar Absinthe by BohemianTwinkle reviews
How long has it been? It's been a while, a long long while.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2004
Synonyms by She's a Star reviews
She doesn't say 'come what may' anymore. He wonders why.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/6/2003
Odi et Amo by Dicta Licence reviews
By whom, and by what means was this designed the whispered incantation which allows free passage into the phantoms of the mind? Set after the novel Hannibal. The end is only the beginning . . .
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003
Empty by ClynicalBrat reviews
I cried when I watched Moulin Rouge...and through tears, i write this down. This comes from Christian's POV. Short..but says it all.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2001
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