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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.


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Well, depending on how you got here, you may have some very strong emotions towards us, namely : Anger, hatred, malice, comtempt, homicidal rage, or envy.

Or you could like us, too. That would be awesome.

Well, either way, we hope you leave a better person. Or at least a better writer. Or at leaster with a newfound appreciation for what's really going down.

What's really going down? you ask.

Cliches, we answer, pushing up our aviators and walking into the sunset.

...or not.

I've been thinking, and since we never update our freewebs website, I'll put a hall of fame up here. They're writers, old and new, whose stories are:

1. Original. They don't call us the Cliche Busters for nothing.
2. Smart. By that, I mean fun to read and witty. Not some floofy, stupid stuff. (Think, not 'Crap'.)
3. Worth your time. Look, I'm not going to have a hall of fame for bad writing.


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Scattered Logic

More to come pending the authors' approval...


Crap: A Fanfiction Don't is a nauseating thrill ride through the bowels of bad fanfiction. You must be at least 5 foot 4 to ride this story.

How to Write a Worthwhile Fic is Kyle's manifestation of manliness. Or, you know... A guide on how to not stink at writing a fanfiction.

How to Pick a Worthwhile Fic is another of Kyle's help!fics, this time discussing the art of finding your way through said bowels of Crap on

General Writing Techniques, Rudy's gift to the world (other than his hot face) is basically like remedial writing. Or remedial not-being-an-idiot.

So, enjoy, all ye of FanFiction-dom.

Don't hate us cause we flame you...Well, never mind. Hate us.

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Troubles Melt Like Lemon Drops by Francienyc reviews
“If anyone would find a way to come home early, it would be Peter. Still, a watched pot never boils, they say. Perhaps I can tempt you out to the cinema? Edmund says to Lucy. They go out together on a sleety night in London. Sibling bonding
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Kings in Exile by Francienyc reviews
After graduating from university, Peter wonders what the High King of Narnia is supposed to do with his life in England. Post Silver Chair, immediately before the Last Battleall spoilers thereunto pertaining apply. Complete at last!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
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Crap: A Fan Fiction Don't reviews
When we started this journey, we could never have guessed where it would take us. From Sparkleheimer's to Chuck E. Cheese, Crap has inspired us, made us cry, and given us mild venereal infections. Join the legacy now. Read the story to end all stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,220 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 4/5/2006
General Writing Techniques reviews
How to write a story that won't make people barf. Includes everything that you need to know about saving your reputation as a sane author.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006
How to Write a Worthwhile Fic reviews
Kyle's back, but this time we're not FINDING a great story... We're freakin' WRITING ONE. [Rated T for no reason...yet.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Ron W., OC
How to Pick a Worthwhile Fic reviews
How to spend less time searching for a good story and more time reading them. 'It's BAAAACK...'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.