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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

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Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
Flying High by SkitsMix reviews
They were created to be used as weapons, but these weapons turned out to have minds, and wills, of their own... Transformers AU, TFs-as-humans, mostly G1-based.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
How to Speak Ratchet by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ratchet
Bewitching Beauty by Lorendiac reviews
A secret admirer offers an acrostic poem about his favorite alluring teammate.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zatanna Z. - Complete
A Tentative Kiss by BrickofRomance reviews
A poem describing John and Shayera's relationship following her long-awaited return.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl, John S./Green Lantern - Complete
Two Girls Too Much by Dynnzel reviews
Ever had a day where you were saved by gigantice robot aliens? Me either. Ever had a day where you felt like picking on some gigantic robot aliens for NOT saving you? I think we can help with that. 2007 Movieverse orientated. WARNING: Crack fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,433 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Jazz
Say It If It's Worth Saving Me by Death101- Fox Version reviews
The moment the portal opened, I knew there was going to be trouble. What I didn't know was there to be a war over a tiny demon and someone taking my place in Spirit World. I hope that Yusuke and the team figure out what's going on before it's too late. Cover created by Shea279
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,384 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - [Kurama M., OC] - Complete
The Chains and The Heart by Scribe of Turesa reviews
Raph's been an slave for eight years, trapped in an underground world...he didn't know one of his brothers was there too...will he have the strength to save his brother? Does the brother want Raph's help?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,054 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Raphael
More Than Meets the Head Mounted Optical Sensors by Loopy777 reviews
Aangus Prime wages his battle to destroy the evil forces of the Firecons! This crossover between "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Transformers" is more than meets the eye, it's a parody in disguise! Collect them all!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Aang, Azula - Complete
Hear My Cry by bean21 reviews
-Black- There in the desert Johan lamented for any who would hear or take the time to listen, if there were any who could.
Books of History Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Prank Calls by lady-warrioress reviews
Having been banned from Trick-or-treating, Sari is bored out of her mind and decides to pass some time by prank-calling her friends. Co-written with Tehmarishal
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sari S.
I'm a Mirage by Tera Hunter reviews
While blowing off steam, Hound encounters a human that seems unusually hostile towards Mirage. Curious, Hound follws the boy "home" and the plot only thickens from there. Hound and Mirage. Not slash. Long first chapter.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Mirage, Hound
Windows by Nightwind reviews
Nightwind attempts to write Things What Are Short. So, I give you vignettes starring Prowl and Sunfall, my wacky OC. Will contain: Fluff! Romance! Angst! Drama! Humor! Bickering! Will eventually have various ratings, but family-friendly-ish for now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Prowl
Meetings by kirin-saga reviews
Starscream meets a fox. Or a human.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Starscream, Kurama M. - Complete
I'll Stick With You, No Matter What by Lightshade reviews
Just a one-shot revolving around Victor and Jimmy as kids I did after seeing X-Men Origins:Wolverine. The posse was closing in fast, and with Jimmy collapsed in the snow, Victor was running out of options...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sabretooth, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Us Against the World by The Toe of Sauron reviews
Or, 28 Twins. IDW-AU. Sideswipe: gung-ho prankster. Sunstreaker: ego-centric sociopath. Inseparable. Unstoppable. Loyal to the end. Or, at least, that’s what everyone thought. Pre-Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Not Okay by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse, oneshot. In this world they all pretend, but the truth is that everyone is an inch from breaking. It’s been four hundred and thirteen days since Mission City, and no one is really okay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
When in Doubt by Suit of Storms reviews
When in doubt, don't go to Raphael.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Twas' the Knight Before Christmas by Guardian of the crest reviews
The poetic version of what should hav taken place during Comfort and Joy. BM/WW
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Someday by Pomegranate-Neko reviews
G1. 'He wears a big smile and laughs, but I can still hear some of the sadness. Nobody else seems to notice. Perhaps it was there all along.' Bumblebee centric.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bumblebee, Sunstreaker - Complete
Don't Cry For Us by bean21 reviews
-Red- Who am I? I am one of the many, one of the proud, one of the valiant, one of the fallen. I am one of the slain. -Rated for some violence-
Books of History Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Before I Fade Away by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Sunstreaker can hardly call himself alive anymore, his thirst for what the gladiatorial ring offers him eclipsing all else. It is only when Sideswipe is hurt that Sunstreaker realizes that the only thing trult keeping him from fading away is his brother.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Doing Time by DarkAngelLillith reviews
What did they do to get thrown in the brig? Chapter 3: From the medbay to the brig. It's the medic's turn to get acquainted with the brig.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Strange Creatures by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie. Post Mission City. Splitting the hair between life and its simulation isn't just a human preoccupation. One-shot featuring Ironhide, Ratchet, and the occasional swear word.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
What's it feel like to be a Ghost? by Hearts of Eternity reviews
One-Shot. Sunstreaker has lost himself to the thrill of the gladiatorial ring. Through the bond they share as twins, Sideswipe discovers what it feels like to be a ghost.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Burying the Hatchet by ShyLight reviews
In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,615 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Let's Talk 'Torture' by cmdrtekk reviews
G1. Soundwave learns why Bluestreak’s chosen designation in English is Bluestreak. Prompt from the Transformers Random Pairing Generator: Soundwave/Bluestreak/Mouth
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
All Knowing by Shyrstyne reviews
G1 Short. The higher ranking the officer, the more omniscient they tend to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Blaster, Optimus Prime - Complete
Head Case by DitzyMusicLover reviews
Ratchet has an interesting medical case today. I don't own Transformers, or any of the characters used in this fic, not even their toys.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
A Hounding Secret by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee continues to struggle with 'HIS' secret. Needing a place to mope, the youngling retreats towards the outlook. Hound, of course, was thinking the same thing. One-shot, crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. 2007 movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Bumblebee, Hound, Barricade - Complete
Flames to Dust by Paleodex reviews
G1 Even Lamborghinis don't last forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Streetlights by thegreatfool reviews
Any way you looked at it streetlights were truly useless things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Objects in Mirror by Dwimordene reviews
... are closer than they appear. Sometimes, this is troubling. 2007 movie Post Mission City. Bumblebee, Agent Simmons, Optimus Prime. Rating for language and for focus on the movie's theme of torture and those who engage in it.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Bumblebee, R. Simmons - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Mikey Found a Peanut by randomlass reviews
Mike's never going to eat peanuts again.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Team by Autumn L reviews
G1. A young Blaster meets the team of miniature mechs who will eventually become his Cassettes. Update 7/09 - fixed the formatting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Blaster - Complete
Yo Ho Ho! by Hoodoo reviews
Challenge: Write a story that centers around an unusual object in the possession of either the TMNT or Master Splinter. Originally posted at Stealthy Stories. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Secrets of the Mikester by innocent-rebel reviews
Mikey keeps a journal. And uses it to figure out things from his brothers, life, to the world top side in his own style. Inspired by Dlvvanzor's Teen Titan fic: What if I told you. Please R&R no flames. Rated for safety.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,832 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
Catch a Falling Star by Wyntir Rose reviews
G1 Sunstreaker and Mirage contemplate a falling star.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Mirage, Sunstreaker - Complete
Nurture vs Nature by Tirya King reviews
G1. Are ‘junkyard dogs’ born or made? A glimpse at the beginnings of two of the most dangerous and misunderstood mechs ever created.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 6/20/2005
Ecdysis Star by M.D2ne reviews
G1: Starscream has a secret carefully hidden away from the Decepticons and Transformers alike, until Megatron suspects him with the help of Soundwave. Will he be able to bear the brunt of the consequences that follow? Epilogue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,503 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
The Road to Life by runwitskizzers reviews
[Kakashi]period[Because that is all you'll ever need.] Kakashi grinned under his mask – he loved the Road to Life. Ready yourself for a extravaganza of Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Gaara's Survey by Hakoro reviews
Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
No Butts About It by Reinbeauchaser reviews
A silly one shot about a screen capture of a certain someone that Mike found from the new CGI TMNT movie, due out in 2007. Rated for a couple of expletives and the liberal use of the word 'butt'.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by blackrose113 reviews
Seven deadly sins. Four missions gone wrong. Sometimes things don’t always go the way they’re planned. Sometimes you have to deal. Some people do it differently than others. Gaara. Hinata. Ino. Sakura. Shikamaru. Tenten. Temari. Slight InoShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,972 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dreamscape by KrzyKat reviews
A missing scene from the season 1 episode Meet Casey Jones
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
MarySue Wocky by Swallowraven reviews
A spoof of Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky. The boys face off against a frumious MarySue. Rated 'T' for Raph's mouth. [sigh] Received 2nd place for Best Poetry in 2006 Fanfic Comp.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
A Bat in Turtle Alley by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Short crossover oneshot as Batman meets the Ninja Turtles. None of them are happy about it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
A Twisted Act To Follow by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) The Autobots take to the theatre to put on a play for a children's home... Insanity ensues... All Transformers property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,597 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2005
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Single Brown Feather reviews
Patrie has truly changed the rules of the Beast Wars. One-Shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Megatron, Dinobot - Complete
Forgotten reviews
Looking for energon, Bumblebee finds something that could either kill him or help the Autobots in ways that they could only hope for. Sort of a character origin thing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack - Complete
Sunstreaker's Girlfriend reviews
Sunstreaker X OC parody. There's a second one-shot already posted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Jazz, Sunstreaker - Complete
Randomness reviews
Any interesting crack fic that my sister and I made. We made Sasuke streak and Shikamaru cross-dress. Special guests include: Chichi, Goku, Spiderman, Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader. All of which we do not own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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