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Author has written 24 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, King Kong, CSI, 3:10 to Yuma, 2007, White Collar, Thor, L.A. Noire, Avengers, Robin Hood BBC, Teen Wolf, Elder Scroll series, Dragon Age, Fallout, Man From U.N.C.L.E., Fable, Mass Effect, and Far Cry.

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One Frayed Hat by marajade1988 reviews
Yes, this is an EnglehornOC. Yes I understand you have reason to be skeptical about reading it. And yes the sky isn't exactly blue, but give me a chance. It's not everyday you get to see someone being called monkey brains, right? Right so R&R appreciated.
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,844 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2006
Just a Feeling by Swatson reviews
When the sister of a hunter toys with a ouiji board, she accidentally brings forth the ghost of a certain troublesome archangel. When a new threat shows up and wreaks havoc, they all find that the angel's return wasn't so accidental after all. GabrielOC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,202 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Gabriel
Torture By Twilight by Niknakz93 reviews
Gabriel and a Twilight book. Not a good pairing to be in the same room with as Balthazar soon finds out. Just some funny torturing by Twilight! One shot! No Slash! Reviews loved!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Gabriel, Balthazar - Complete
Sauron's Therapy Session by Aoi Dragon reviews
After villains die, where do they go? Sauron is about to find out just how annoying the afterlife can be. ONE SHOT.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sauron - Complete
High Five by LornaCat reviews
A lighthearted Jack/Erica story - Jack's been having impure thoughts. Erica's so hot, even Father Travis got to shout...
V, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Father Jack, Erica E. - Complete
The Hard Way by ASiriuslyGleekyTimeLord reviews
A series of drabbles inspired by the end of the Maltese Falcon Job from the perspecive of every character. Might do a Sterling chapter, but I hate him so much I don't care. Please read and review!
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Nathan F., Sophie D.
By Any Other Name by J. Rosemary Moss reviews
When it looks like Peter and Elizabeth might finally become parents, Neal finds himself with some jealousy issues to straighten out. Father-son fic. **Spoilers for 'Free Fall' and 'Hard Sell'**
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Bruces Diary by Mindy Morganna reviews
Never seen this done before. First go at parody, just how Bruce feels during the voyage. please review
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009
The Blue Rose by ograndebatata reviews
When Carl Denham made an unexpected stop in Singapore due to a problem with the ship he traveled on, he had no idea he would find what he longed for since he became a filmmaker. Oneshot.
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Ask Me No Questions I'll Tell You No Lies by Ninja Stealth Noise reviews
20 year old Scarlett Harker is not your average rich girl. She's sick of suitors and limits. She's being suffocated and she wants out. Where does she go? Everyone's favorite rusty tramp steamer, of course.
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,299 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
It's on random! by Prince Azrael reviews
Imagine the worst karaoke singers you've ever heard. Now multiply that by 1000 and you've got the characters from Shaun of the Dead singing or in some cases warbling along on a night out at The Winchester!
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006
Back to the Past by mamaXunicorn reviews
What happens when the characters of The Phantom of the Opera, get sucked into modern day times? some more like alot Raoul bashing. I changed the rating to M, if you read it, it's for obvious reasons.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
101 Ways To Go Insane From Being A In A Fanfiction by E. Linnet reviews
What do our characters do in they're spare time? They talk to each other, whine about authors and...well, just read and find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
Patrick Bateman Anticipates Harry Potter by M. Soames reviews
What might happen if Patrick Bateman was in a line for the seventh installment of Harry Potter.
American Psycho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007
Yes Quite by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
A friend is remembered.
MAGNUM P.I. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Entrapment by Tempest2004 reviews
When Phoebe, Paige, Leo and Zankou become trapped in the manor by a vengeful Barbas (Again), with Piper and the boys out of the house, they turn to Grams, but as danger looms, a forbidden romance begins. Pairings: PiperLeo, PaigeKyle and PhoebeZankou. Rat
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,340 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005
Twisted Obsession by Sadie Bautista reviews
The Hitcher 2007 Elizabeth Nelson, Grace’s roommate, runs into her and her boyfriend Jim while they’re on the run from John Ryder. She tags along with them to try and help them stay alive, only to get tied up in his twisted games. --possible rewrite--
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
The question to the answer! by DOWL reviews
Zaphod Beeblebrox has searched all his life for the question to the ultimate answer. Now, reviewing his exaustive research, the ultimate question has been found!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
To Catch a Pirate by Mrs.Norrington reviews
Marianna is left to care for her two younger siblings after their elder brother was murdered by pirates. She vows to avenge his death. Can Theodore Groves protect the lady...or even speak coherently? Meanwhile, Pru and James Norrington are matchmaking...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,553 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006
The Panama by stillsharpe08 reviews
Sahara Fanfiction. For those who have ever wondered what happend the first time the dynamic duo pulled the Panama.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006
Call Me Pirate by CocaCola Gold reviews
Norrington's thoughts on himself and how and why he's changed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
What going mad feels like by Fayth3 reviews
Mini Drabble Jayne has something to ask Simon.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Bat Cages by the green lama reviews
The Venture has just left Skull Island, considerably lighter than when it arrived. Englehorn goes in search of a grieving Jimmy, though offering comfort is hardly what he's best at. Short, maybe sweet story that should have been included in the film.
King Kong - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Alphabet by HarryRules2 reviews
A funny poem based on The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I don't own these people. I'm just borrowing them for a little while.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005
Always and Forver by Random Day reviews
This story is not dead, just undergoing major rewrites. Updates will resume in the future.About four years before the movie, Creedy finds and rescues a woman near death. This is the story of Creedy and Ali, and their journey through life together.
Reign Of Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,960 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005
And the Stars Be Our Witness by Wendynat reviews
A conversation the night before Anakin's podrace leads to something that Shmi never expected. QuiGonShmi, TPM. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Yes, I Know by Mrs. Twelvetrees reviews
Fawlty Towers. Basil tries to make Manuel serve breakfast.
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
The Interesting Case by Writerlover reviews
What happens when Rick gets hit in the head by a football.
MAGNUM P.I. - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Holiday Interference by Celeb Helkelimbe reviews
G.I Jane. Jordan has left Catalano again after more false accusations. Jack is miserable and the guys conspire against him at the last minute before Christmas. What's a poor Master Chief to do. Du'uh kiss the girl. The story is better than it sounds. I ha
G.I. Jane - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
The effects of plane riding on a CERTAIN Medjai by Kit Thespian reviews
Ardeth Bey's thoughts on the events surrounding the fateful plane ride in The Mummy ONESHOT, REVISED
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Ardeth B. - Complete
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New Divide reviews
The Deputy had a backup plan as she went to her last confrontation with Joseph: keeping John alive as a bargaining chip if things went south. She survives the "Only You" ordeal after walking away and puts the plan to action. But Joseph isn't happy with John's failure to let her atone, and closes Eden's gates to him. The Deputy finds herself as a player in John's game of revenge.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/17/2019 - Published: 4/14/2018 - [John S., The Junior Deputy] Joseph S., Nick R. - Complete
Crawling Back to You reviews
Placed two years after the game's ending, so spoilers for it. Stefan is visiting Cole, and finds an unexpected guest doing the same. Their lives change drastically because of the meeting.
L.A. Noire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 6/14/2012 - [R. Earle, C. Phelps] [S. Bekowsky, OC]
Albatross reviews
After the dust clears and the Tempest crew can take a breather, Sara and Kandros are volunteered to go out exploring on Meridian. Which would be just fine with Sara, if she wasn't into the leader of the militia. Has end-of-game spoilers. Kandros/Sara Ryder, Gil Brodie/Scott Ryder
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 5/15/2017
Tangled reviews
AU. When Loki let go of Thor and fell from the Bifrost, he had expected to die- intended to, even. So when he falls and ends up landing back on Earth and in the care of Thor's friends, he's certain it's a fate worse than death. He planned to treat the situation as such, but none of his plans of late had quite ended as he'd wanted, anyway...
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,699 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Darcy L., Loki]
Empty Nesters
Sequel to Old Boys. AU. "Don't you think it's weird?" the Sheriff asked. "We're adults dealing with our kids' werewolf drama?" "We should start a book club," Deucalion commented dryly. They stared at him. He was making that face again: the where no one knew if he was joking or not. Melissa snorted and immediately covered her mouth to stifle it. Sheriff/Melissa/Chris, Deucalion/OC.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Complete
Dysfunctional
When your brother nearly destroyed Albion, your mother was the Hero of Bowerstone, your father may or may not be Reaver, and your army's general is your best friend turned lover, Jocelyn is convinced that life should not seem as bland as it does. So when a series of events lead to Ben going missing and Reaver being genuinely helpful, she's unsure if its a blessing or a curse.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,388 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 5/30/2016
Of Diligence and Dragonstompers
Companion piece to Dysfunctional. When Reaver returns to Albion after a long journey away, he comes back to find that Sparrow isn't quite the golden child he left behind. He sees how he could use that to his own advantage, but Sparrow she sees a similar outcome with putting up with him.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,201 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2016 - [Reaver, Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake]
The World We Knew reviews
During a patrol after leaving Haven, Cullen and Cassandra come across a group of people inches from death. One turns out to be Solona Amell. They take them in and Cullen manages to convince himself that Amell's presence in the Inquisition is tactical, but too many things have gone unsaid between them for it to be just that. The trick's trying to deal with that and the new threat.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Cullen, Amell] Leliana, Trevelyan
Fine By Me reviews
That did it: all an army had to do was have one of them harm Gaby and said army was dead, because Peril was going to see that none of them lived another day for daring to hurt her. They all had it coming, really, so Napoleon lets the Russian go off the leash to deal some damage. It was oddly, adorably endearing; the noises of bones breaking and people screaming aside, of course.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2015
I Bet My Life reviews
Boone and the Courier contemplate their more than complicated 'relationship' and the woes that come with it.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [C. Boone, Courier] Lone Wanderer
Going to the Reception and We're (Hopefully) Gonna Get Sloshed reviews
From the prompt: Alistair/Warden, two miserable people meet at a wedding. Modern AU. A bitter Katryn Cousland spots Alistair from across the venue looking as out of place as she felt. She goes to join them, assuming they might as well be out of place together. It works out better than either of them expected.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Can I Go Nowhere With You reviews
Rowena knew she really should've seen joining all of the factions she was in coming back to bite her someday. She just wished that when everything started to go downhill she wasn't recovering from a job gone wrong after her short-lived retirement. Eventual Brynjolf/F!DB. Spoilers for all DLCs.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Ralof, Teldryn Sero
2B and Not 2B reviews
AU. Darcy knew two things. One, her and Jane's black-haired new neighbor had a nice butt. Two, his brother was probably on steroids. Cue the prank war, spider-killing, puppy-sitting, and many other misadventures. Larcy, Thor/Jane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,072 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
Superman Tonight reviews
AU set right at the end of Child Hood. Vasey's idea of a punishment for Marian is fatally wounding Guy, assuming that in saving his life, she showed she had feelings for him. The pair escape and find help in the form of an old acquaintance of both of theirs, but he's not at all thrilled to have Guy thrust back into his life.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,866 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Guy of Gisborne, Marian
Old Boys reviews
If you had asked Sheriff Stilinski what he expected to be doing on a Sunday afternoon, it sure wouldn't have been acting as moderator for Chris Argent and Peter Hale after they literally fell into his car during a fight. He didn't expect he'd be shooting the breeze about how they were all getting too old for their respective jobs or social circles after that, either.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sheriff Stilinski, Peter H., Chris A. - Complete
Cold December Night reviews
AU right after Loki falls off the bridge in Thor. What starts off as Loki and Darcy teaming up for a prank war changes into a couple of days worth of stories being exchanged and the pair growing closer. Semi-songfic to Michael Buble's song of the same name. Not connected to the 2B 'verse.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
I'm Here to Crash Your (Anti) Party reviews
Oneshot. Darcy Lewis dresses up as Loki for Tony's Halloween party, much to her friends' chagrin. Loki is strangely turned on, and Tony and Human!Jarvis play overprotective dad.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Kind-of-But-Not-Really Daughter of Thor reviews
Oneshot. Fandral reflects on past loves, as well as his latest.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Fandral, Darcy L. - Complete
Save Your First Prom for Me reviews
Loki/Darcy AU Oneshot. Loki and Darcy are high school teachers that are roped into chaperoning a prom. It's all fun, games and banter until Darcy finds something out about Loki that she's determined to change.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Cold Season reviews
Peter has a cold, and Neal's stuck with helping him out and caring for him. What could go wrong?
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
I've Just Seen a Face reviews
Nick was only helping out a woman in a bar. He didn't know she would turn out to be Sara's replacement, let alone her sister. Now what happens when a killer is after the sisters and starts to target everyone close to them? NickOC, GSR, hint of GregRonnie
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Nick S. - Complete
Green Eyes reviews
Ben reflects on the time during and after the movie ends. He finds out an interesting fact about the only man he would ever call a friend. Last bit is a bit slashy if you wish to see it that way, but it really isn't. Short and sweet oneshot.
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Jar of Hearts reviews
Under rewrite. Based right after DMC. Anna Turner sets out to find James after Will tells her what he did, but James finds her first and lies about his name, causing them, Murtogg and Mullroy to go on a wild goose chase to find him. NOC, WE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,940 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 8/5/2006 - James N. - Complete
Whispers in the Dark reviews
Title changed. When Elle Denham was asked to come along to Skull Island, stuck on a ship with a brother she hates and a certain actor who was in love with her, she expected many things. Falling in love wasn't one of them. EnglehornOC
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,771 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
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