sarah-uchiha90
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Joined 12-27-05, id: 957600, Profile Updated: 10-17-10
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.
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What! The Hokage's Pregnant! by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] Sequel to “We’re Getting Married & That’s FINAL!” After 1 month later of their marriage, Naruto was promoted as the new Rokudaime. Then 2 months later, something happened unexpectedly…the Rokudaime was pregnant. Oh the HORROR! [Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Desire by Nightcrawlerlover reviews
AU. 2005 movie version. Willy Wonka sets a trap for Veruca Salt. Will she fall prey to his charms? Warning - minor in sexual situations! DeppWonka verse.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka
TEASE by Dead Uchiha reviews
Smut. Naruto thinks he's cute...so does Sasuke. What happens when Naruto's smart mouth gets him more than what he bargained for? Sasuke has a bone to pick with him. YAOI. PWP. SasuNaruNaruSasu. ZOMFG!one!11 CHAPTER 9!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,272 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mine, Almost by Random-Battlecry reviews
This fat suit, she likes. This one, she can take off. She forgets that it makes her look exactly the same. Juno, Mark, a years later tag end to the movie.
Juno - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Internet Perdition by Lotus Aia reviews
Yaoi Sasunaru and Kakairu! An artist is terrorizing the internet with pictures of mixed pairings doing naughty acts! Fluffy protests to several pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasucat by Sandblasted-Kitten reviews
Sasuke goes out one night gets drunk and wakes up as a cat. Thats all I'm going to tell you. It's my first story so any feed back is welcomed. May turn yaoi. I don't know yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Great Naruto Bridge by Insomnia Productions reviews
Set years in the future, Naruto makes a journey to Wave Country with Sasuke and their teams on a mission that's not quite what any of them expected... (SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 3/25/2005
Progression of Love by Lotus Aia reviews
[Kakairu] Kakashi and Iruka meet for the first time, in a slightly awkward situation. Kakashi is there to babysit the toddler, Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
A Slave's Life by StormyMist reviews
In a slave auction Naruto is sold to the person he'd think to be the most unlikeliest to buy him. Naruto is brought into his Master's home, but things aren't as easy and simple as it may seem...And problems ensue. SasuNaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,213 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 11/26/2005
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jeeves and the Sleeping Attire by LucylouKazoo reviews
Bertie Wooster's having trouble sleeping. Jeeves finds a way to help out. Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
A Toy's Life by Dead Uchiha reviews
Oh WTF? Sasuke and Itachi are helpless plushies under the possession of one evil little girl! Oh no! How much more awful could it get? [Uchihacest,TOYS,NC,MM,YAOI,AU,Parody] Quite possibly the most effed up thing I've ever written. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Forsaken by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
Itachi promises Orochimaru that he can break his little brother. Now it's time to follow through. ItaSasu [Uchihacest] Yaoi, Inc, Lemon, ambiguous consent.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Cherry Blossom Kiss by Obliteration reviews
Haku could remember the last night he and Zabuza had together before it all came crashing down... [[ZabuzaxHaku]] OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Meet Our Relationship by Lotus Aia reviews
[Yaoi Sasunaru] Sasuke and Naruto are a relatively new couple. Now, they have the mission of carefully spreading the news about their relationship to the rest of the village, but mostly to their friends. A humorous effect on each group they tell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Party At Gaara's by La-Garce-Fille reviews
Kankuro wants to have a party and has enlisted the help of Temari. The problem? A certain redheaded little brother of theirs. Question is, can they overcome said problem and party?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Mission Sex by Lotus Aia reviews
YAOI! Sasuke's devilish plan to 'enjoy' Naruto on their mission doesn't go as planned. Mature only please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Story of A Kagema by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] A young blonde boy was brought up as a kagema since he was a child. This is a story of his life and how he learns about true love and most importantly how he struggles to seek for freedom…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Orochimaru's Day by Heavenly Deeds reviews
I made this while I was hyper on Easter Candy. Don't read this. Seriously. You don't want to. Candyfic. UPDATE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Orochimaru
Pimp My Sasuke Again! by La-Garce-Fille reviews
Sequeal to Pimp My Sasuke. Sasuke still wants to be a pimp, and this time, Kakashi's gonna let him. What happens? Crazyness, of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Warmth by Chaotic Sereniti reviews
SasuNaru fluff. I know this particular concept has been done to death, but hey. I'm just doing my part to reduce the fluff shortage. lol. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Disappearance by StormyMist reviews
Naruto leaves, probably for good, thinking he has caused enough pain to the people of Konoha. But does he know what kind of affect it has on some others? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006
Dare by Tread Softly reviews
I might turn on you. ... As if you'd dare. Kei x Sho oneshot. Basically just a scene in the film I wanted to extend.
Moon Child - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Tender Care by Horologii reviews
Naruto cringed away from him, frightened and lost. His dull cerulean eyes stared at him, wide with fear. The blonde pushed himself flatter against the wall, shaking. Sasuke reached out a hand, “Naruto….” [Sasu x Naru] [slight romance oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two by StormyMist reviews
Just a day at the Uchiha household...Itachi and Sasuke stalking Naruto. ItaxNaruxSasu. This was intended to be a oneshot, but it is going to be a two chapter fic. Twoshot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2006
Protests by NemesisFate reviews
Somehow, she always knows. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore's Triumph by rattus vox reviews
ONESHOT. What did Dumbledore mean by that gleam in his eye?....really,did it mean anything at all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sasuke's Finest Hour by Nivianah reviews
Wherein Naruto streaks compulsively, Neji and Gaara stare, and Sasuke can't seem to stop twitching. Shounen ai. Rated PG13 for now, but eventual R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Bet by Azamiko reviews
Possible Shounenai. Much lighter than my usual fic, no angst! Kakashi and Sakura make a bet with the others about their teammate's sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
Sweet Vanilla by Fangirl-Keira reviews
Kei and Sho get into an arguement...Sho is deeply hurt. How can Kei prove he's sorry? KeixSho
Moon Child - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2005
We Aren't So Different After All by StormyMist reviews
Sasuke knows that he and Naruto aren't so different. No Pairings. A teeny bit tragedy. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Love is not Required by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus have to get married. They find they don't mind so much. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Behind Closed Doors by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Team 7, wooden doors, and the closest thing I'll ever write to shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Tempest by Chevira Lowe reviews
When no one is watching, Temari dances. (Sandcest, TemarixKankurouxGaara)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2005
Push by Smoking Panda reviews
It's just so hard to quit...yaoi...NaruSasu...Lemon Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love, Love Me by Insomnia Productions reviews
Sasuke explains infatuation and love to a puzzled Naruto under a willow tree. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/8/2004
It All Started with the Pigs by cneko2 reviews
Response to a challenge. What happense when team 7 and the Sand siblings are stuck together on a mission? A mission to guard pigs. Beware the GaaNaru. And the pigs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2004
Nikujaga Life's Simple Pleasures by Kiya Sama reviews
Sasuke's love for cooking is something he would rather not share with anyone until he realizes that the simple act of eating with a loved one makes all the difference.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
Another Wolf by dragonsnap reviews
And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Blind Dates and Secret Crushes by Kiya Sama reviews
Sasuke has finally admitted to himself that he is into guys! And now that Naruto has got a first hand 'experience' about it, he has made it his mission to find out just who Sasuke has a crush on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,556 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
Death Wish by Lady Cosmos reviews
What would you do if you had thirty minutes left to live? shounenai, SasuNaru, talk of death and sex
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Complete
Sake and Sugar by Insomnia Productions reviews
Naruto reminisces over sake and crashes a wedding. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2003
Freaks Flock Together by Insomnia Productions reviews
A one-shot on a moment between Sasuke and Naruto, where some secrets are revealed and much banter is exchanged. SasuNaru. WAFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
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Mental Scars reviews
[ItaSasu] Itachi thought the turning point for his weak brother had come when he had slain their clan, but obviously it wasn't enough. He has to give Sasuke even stronger mental scars. Uchihacest. Yaoi, incest, lemon, rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocolate Ramen! reviews
Naruto finds out that there exists a new type of Ramen: Chocolate! He must find it, and therefore goes on a mission to the other Hidden Villages. Action, adventure, humor, romance, and much more! Read and Review! Yaoi in last chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U.
FireboltxHarry reviews
The title tells you everything you want to know. Or don't want to know XD FireboltxHarry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Harry P.
A Hand Under The Table reviews
[SasuNaru] Team 7 has dinner together, but suddenly Naruto feels a hand on his thigh under the table! Oneshot, Yaoi! Guess which pairing? Surprise surprise, it's Sasuke x Naruto! Read and Review! Dedicated to the wonderful Altariel Eldalote.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If Only You Knew reviews
SasuNaru songfic. Sasuke wants so bad to reveal his feelings to Naruto, but he knows that he can't. Oneshot, Shounen ai, Sasuke x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drunken Prodigy ! reviews
Oh no! Our beloved Uchiha genious is drunk! Maybe he's even an alcoholic! Sasuke embarrasses himself in front of everyone, is carried to a cab by a doorman, and other horrific things! Where will this nightmare end! SasuNaru in later chapters. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Confessions on a training area reviews
Sand and Leaf are at war. Team 7 has to go through special training, and when Sasuke and Naruto meet a couple of times at the training area, secret emotions are revealed. SasuNaru. Shounenai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Ramen Kiss reviews
Naruto has a dream about Sasuke. Sasuke shortly thereafter confides him his feelings to a stunned Naruto. Who says dreams never come true? SasuNaru. Shounen ai. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete