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I'm just the new guy, reading things. Ok, girl. Look, when I made this account, I wasn't really fluent in english (I continue not being for internet standards), so I thought guy was a gender neutral word ok? I found out later it's just for males, so... well.

I'm between 20 and 30 and I like fanfiction. Someday, I might publish some shit I write. I'm not a native english speaker, so it will be full of errors. Deal with it unless you want to beta or give me the full revised text. Really, the published stuff is for me.

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New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 326 - Words: 833,773 - Reviews: 34193 - Favs: 6,789 - Follows: 8,393 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
The odds were never in my favour by Antony444 reviews
Ten years of life at the Dursleys have healed Alexandra Potter of any good feelings she might have towards her aunt, uncle and cousin, leaving her friendless and sarcastic about life. On her eleventh birthday, a letter sent by a school of magic may give her a providential escape. Except, of course, things may not be that simple for a girl fan of the Lord of the Rings...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 757,389 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 9/20/2015
Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian reviews
This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,887 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 7/13/2020 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos
Dining with Divinity by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Even the Gods and Goddesses of Olympus needed a day off. Sometime's they needed time away from the constant bickering and never-ending controversies of their family. On one such day, Wisdom and Moon found themselves discovering a hidden gem within the city that never slept, and meeting a familiar blonde knucklehead with a penchant for the colour orange.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,500 - Reviews: 5089 - Favs: 10,417 - Follows: 11,333 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 12/5/2019 - Naruto U.
Canon Patchworking with Uchiha Ren by MissDiRed reviews
A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 87 - Words: 233,255 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 5,116 - Follows: 5,740 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Genma S., Team Seven, OC
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 465,125 - Reviews: 5140 - Favs: 6,827 - Follows: 6,759 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Blue Moon by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In some other universe, Edward was a little more insistent about that "you can just sleep with Jacob" plan that he proposed to Bella inside a tent. Replace Jacob with Carlisle, insert Carlisle's need to fix the dumpster fire that is his son's relationship, and add in a dash of upset Bella and terrible things ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,050 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 7/31/2020 - [Bella, Carlisle] Aro, Edward - Complete
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9066 - Favs: 10,707 - Follows: 11,365 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Run Little Rabbit by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
Bella's been captured by the Volturi to be kept as their little human pet for entertainment value. But what happens when some of the Volturi women realize there's more to Bella than meets the eye? And what will they do when a special bond forms? Bellaxharemqueens
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,326 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 4/24/2020 - [Bella, Sulpicia, Athenodora, Didyme] - Complete
HPRick and MoRty by LORDXVNV reviews
What if Harry and Quirrell in "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" had the personalities of Rick and Morty from "Rick & Morty"? Ongoing. Very infrequent updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/15/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,630 - Reviews: 7099 - Favs: 10,512 - Follows: 10,580 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Danse Macabre by RarissimaAvis reviews
"... The last glimpse of sunset, a green flash shoots up into the sky... Some say—" "It signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead." —POTC quote. The Higher Entities end up letting three souls have a second chance at life. One flash of green light the colour of death. Three souls return to the Living. History is rewritten. And Fate laughs. Warnings inside. AU-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,036 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Harry P., Gellert G.
For the Love of Sirius by Bizzy247 reviews
What if adults acted like adults? If they take responsibility, don't get distracted by revenge, build capable governments, and don't try to hold three full time vitally important jobs at the same time: result? Shit gets done. Sirius raises Harry; Dumbledore is awesome; the Blacks are possibly awesomer; the Ministry is functional, and Lupin gets a very interesting job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,360 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
We Like the Stock by LORDXVNV reviews
"Your account manager, Albus Dumbledore, told us you were okay with it," Griphook said, staring into Harry's emerald orbs. "But, you know, we offer investment management services, and I highly recommend diversification—" Harry discovers that Dumbledore is exploiting the gold in his vaults for his own ends, and decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29 - Harry P., Albus D., Griphook - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Angel by I LIKE FEAR 1-2 reviews
What happens when you anger a God? What happens when something once pure, turns wicked and angry? What is left of someone who has been alone so long? How do you ask forgiveness for being so wrong? How do you apologize for breaking someone's heart? This is the story of Slytherin House's Angel of Carnage. Posted on Wattpad and RoyalRoad
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 108 - Words: 980,955 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 2,693 - Updated: 6/5/2020 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Daphne G., Fleur D., Harry P.] Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 195 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Portrait of a Tragic Woman by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
As a psychologist they tell you not to fall in love with your patients. And what does Hermione do? She falls for her most dangerous patient yet. Human AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 192,486 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/2/2020 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Luna L., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8512 - Favs: 16,013 - Follows: 17,094 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Institutional Missives Regarding Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry discovers that running the D.A., and then attending the Staff Awards Dinner resulted in a change to how his next academic year would be
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 245 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
I Am Lord Voldemort? by Spectralroses reviews
A genre savvy but ignorant of canon OC insert into Voldemort right after the murder of James Potter. Greed replacing pride at the helm of a terrorist group just might change the course of history. After all, the magical world is full of potential waiting to be exploited. (Inspired by The Evil Overlord List and 48 Laws of Power.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 288,745 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 6/24/2018 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Lily Evans P., Albus D.
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,113 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 3,961 - Follows: 4,382 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Catch-22 by artemisgirl reviews
"Then I'll just kill the babies," Voldemort snarled. "The Dark Lord, the baby killer. Coming for all your children, murdering your babies in their cribs. That will strike fear into the hearts of everyone, won't it?" - Not long after Snape delivers the prophecy to the Dark Lord, the Death Eaters have begun to gossip. Voldemort reflects on the dire implications of it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 6,722 - Follows: 5,747 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Knight of Wands by kmj1989 reviews
When Violet Evans, older half-sister of Lily Evans Potter, discovered how her nephew, Harry, was being treated, she whisked him away without a second thought. Now, without a place to keep him safe, she turns to an old childhood friend, Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 93,151 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
A Strange Sort of Fate by Rachelea reviews
In the Wizarding World, John goes by another name. So does Sherlock. Neither of them talk about it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,732 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 12/29/2014
Harry Potter: Life of a Ninja by Flux Casey reviews
Raised as a ninja in the hidden land of the elemental nations, Harry Potter returns to Britain as Hari Toukou Nara, ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,309 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 3,784 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 8,083 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Taxi Ride by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
It all started with that one unassuming ride...and before Bella knows it she's wrapped up in a dangerous cat and mouse game with one hungry vampire named Victoria.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,160 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 12/10/2017 - [Bella, Victoria] Jacob - Complete
If It's not in the rules by blood90 reviews
After careful observation of his competitors Naruto decides there's no way he's winning this Chunin exam normally. Good thing nothing he's never done anything normally...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 8/28/2018 - Complete
Dragons, Demons and rising snake dudes by kittyphoenix12-xx reviews
Dumbledore stumbles across Konoha School of Combat Magic, and requests that they join the Quad(Tri)wizard tournament. Tsunade, whilst extremely drunk, sends Naruto to Hogwarts. The only problem is, HE IS INSANE! Insane!Sadistic!Naruto (Set in fourth book) May be pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,035 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Genma Shiranui: Mother Hen Extraordinaire by Varmint reviews
Years later, Genma would look back on this first meeting with mixed emotions. But at the moment it happened, he just didn't feel right about leaving a kid outside in the rain... Genma adopts the Konoha 12 in every aspect but legal. Kakashi and Raidou tease him about being a fully fledgedmother hen. The rest of the jounin don't dare mess with him though. Fluff and feels ahead!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 175,798 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Kakashi H., Genma S., Raidou N., Iwashi T. - Complete
Glass Silence by Zarrene Moss reviews
In another world, Hermione Granger never attended Hogwarts. Orphaned at age three, she grew up supporting her low-income adoptive family who hadn't the means to pay for her education. Desperation and a chance encounter lead her into the employ of the three Black sisters. She finds herself caught in their deadly web, helplessly waiting to see who will reach her first. H/B, H/N, H/A.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 290,840 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 8/12/2012 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
The Unforgivable Act by slythefoxx2 reviews
A single act has a significant impact on Naruto. Now decisions made in the dark will come to light while relationships will be permanently altered. Will the search for a new Hokage help Naruto find the love for Konoha or insure he never feels that way again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tsunade S.
We're not Dating right? by Yojimbra reviews
Ino and Temari convince Sakura that she's been dating Naruto for years. And that she's in love with her blond friend. There's no way that she could be that dense right?... Right? Also who gave her wine? Narusaku, Fluffy, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 331 - Published: 10/31/2017 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Ino Y., Temari - Complete
The Daring Win by Lomonaaeren reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,533 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 4,229 - Follows: 1,672 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
You Will Bleed to Death with the Pain of It by LullabyKnell reviews
Soulmates "Soulmarks" AU Trope Subversion: Harry Potter is born with the words "Avada Kedavra" written over his heart. The world is different, but (from PS to DH) the story is the same. Complete. One-Shot. Character & Relationship Study.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 7,269 - Follows: 4,613 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witch Twin's Mate by Saiyon reviews
Jane meets a young Bella, and is in for quite a surprise. And yes, Jane is sixteen in this story, because thirteen is creepy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,336 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Bella, Jane]
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5983 - Favs: 15,677 - Follows: 13,116 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Soul Scars by ShayaLonnie reviews
"Scars can come in handy." — Magic gives the gift of a soulmate. Separated by war, alliances, beliefs, and blood, but connected by skin. What if you shared the scars of the person that magic has given you? What if you really, really wished that you didn't?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,293 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Naruto Is Not a Teddy Bear by Yojimbra reviews
Gaara discovers a way to sleep without the ravings of Shukaku and without fear of turning into the demon itself. The only catch is that she needs to be close to Naruto Uzumaki. Fluffy Naruto/Female gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,444 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 5/19/2016 - [Naruto U., Gaara] Sakura H., Temari - Complete
Kamaboko by Eilwynn reviews
Many years ago, Utatane Koharu took Uzumaki Kamaboko away from the Academy for private training. Now Kama is back to take the Genin Exam, but a few things have changed... FemNaruto. Covers part one. On pause.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 644 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Naruko U.
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 4,780 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
How Governmental Policies are Created by bushy-haired veela 2 reviews
Hermione wants justice, and she'll do whatever it takes to get it. Rating for safety due to very light mentions of rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 697 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4348 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 6,697 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Sword Shadow by Writers of the Storm reviews
Naruto Uzumaki picks up the art of kenjutsu as a means of self defence. Follow how one ninja's concern for the Naruto's safety leads to the birth of Konoha's greatest swordsman. (Rated T to be safe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,115 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Naruto U.
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 1,009 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 5,674 - Follows: 1,710 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
All Red by xDreamlessx reviews
Since the loss of her mate, Victoria has been single-mindedly focused on Bella. At first she only wanted to kill her, but in stalking her she also developed an intense attraction to her, and instead she finds herself abducting the young girl and maybe even keeping her. Bella/Victoria.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 641,176 - Reviews: 4367 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Bella, Victoria - Complete
Legacy by cr4zypt reviews
Madara's lineage did not end at the valley of the end. His legacy lived on through Minato and into Naruto. Sharingan Naruto. Strong/Godlike! Naruto. NaruHina. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 499,497 - Reviews: 6208 - Favs: 11,682 - Follows: 8,496 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Of The Leaf by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
A month before the Chuunin Exams are set to begin, the Hokage dies of a stroke. Danzo steps up as itinerant Hokage until the Council can vote in the Godaime, and then Kakashi has to start thinking about more drastic measures. Because what he knows, and what everyone else seems to have forgotten, is that natural causes have nothing to do with shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Team Seven, Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Danzō S. - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 4,181 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 4,791 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Like Him by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 807 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4468 - Favs: 9,965 - Follows: 7,300 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36266 - Favs: 28,432 - Follows: 20,749 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 10,168 - Follows: 4,762 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 4,180 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 360 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 6,834 - Follows: 3,909 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 5,333 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 3045 - Favs: 7,524 - Follows: 5,139 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 568 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Relative Immortality by Abby Ebon reviews
Why would Hidan want immortality? Well, mostly it's so you don't die, right? What if it wasn't so simple as that? What if it was because he didn't want to endure the fact that his death would be the final decent into madness for his brother; Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,797 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
My Reasons by Lucillia reviews
An Obito who's grown tired of listening to the guards rehash their opinions of exactly what was wrong with him as he awaits his trial goes back over his reasons for having joined Madara in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Obito U. - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 8088 - Favs: 6,348 - Follows: 5,985 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
No Gods, No Masters by INeedAHaircut reviews
Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U.
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 639 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 873 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 5,073 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 9,931 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 5,563 - Follows: 6,069 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 2,693 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 10,802 - Follows: 5,742 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 4,748 - Follows: 1,039 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Stinging Habits of the Western Honey Bee by nicnac918 reviews
For Want of a Nail. When a honey bee decides not to sting a little boy it cascades into Severus Snape bringing Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter. From there... First in the Honey Bee 'verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,911 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Yondaime by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 427 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 576 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 4,211 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Stitch in Time by aureus yarara reviews
What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6587 - Favs: 14,220 - Follows: 5,764 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15917 - Favs: 26,545 - Follows: 11,095 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 255 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Nine Eternal Colours by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The demons are eternal and they are everywhere. Being trapped inside a human does not change much. Gold, White, Blue, Brown, Silver, Clarity, Yellow, Purple, Red... life's endless colour wheel. Oneshot; not quite AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,750 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 9,587 - Follows: 2,500 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 261 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 7,726 - Follows: 1,785 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
It Was All For My Family by Gleam reviews
Vernon Dursley is a good man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 7,102 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 497 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 394 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9437 - Favs: 8,044 - Follows: 3,949 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6592 - Favs: 18,643 - Follows: 6,783 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7839 - Favs: 11,047 - Follows: 4,041 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry's Madness by SilverLocke980 reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER 39Harry snaps, and becomes a darkness that rivals Voldemort himself...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 128,919 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Harry P.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 7,175 - Follows: 598 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete