Bro, I'll be real, as cool as it would be for me to talk about myself, I really don't think you'd care. So I'm gonna save us both the hastle and explain what it is I do and leave it at that.

I write.

Now, let me be very clear when I say that I don't always write good. I have written some stories that have gotten attention, but frankly, I think that was luck of the draw. Most of my time, I don't even think about writing fanfiction anymore, just normal, straight up fiction. But if you're really interested in seeing fanfiction, and you think that this is the place to read it, then I won't stop you.

No, instead, I'll give you a list of options.

Option one: Street Lights Flicker on Long Walks

I'll keep it brief, it's just my take on how Knightshade, that being a pairing between Blake and Jaune, would realistically work. Er, "realistically" being a bit of a broad term, but I think you get what I mean. It's something that you can suspend your disbelief to long enough for it to not read like dog shit. By the way, if the art that I used for the cover catches your fancy, I implore you to look at Leonid Afremov's wide selection of paintings. His works are marvelous and deserve any and all love they get. No matter how posthumous it is.

Option two: When You're Living With Your Best Friend, What Could Go Wrong?

Yeah, I think you've noticed by now that I'm a bit of a fan of long titles. There's not even a reason for that, I just think they're cool. They also tend to have nothing to do with the story, but I digress. Now, Living With Your Best Friend is just another cute story about my take on Lancaster. Yeah, I know you see the pattern. I like writing cute shit, sue me. It's just a very short story of Ruby and Jaune living together, and it's not even my best work. The concept is cute, and I might revisit it later, but as of right now, I have no plans on continuing it.

Option three: Asphalt Dreams

Jaune wanted to go to Beacon. So he rebuilt a crappy car, drove to Vale with nothing but the clothes on his back, and forged some transcripts. However, under the assumption that he was rejected, he got an apartment, a job, and that was that. That is, until he met someone new. Soon enough, life was little more than cars, racing, and trouble. Oh well, he supposed it beat being alone.

Option four: Miss Xiao Long Is A Mega-Virgin: Yang Xiao Long was a lot of thing. Pretty, outgoing, athletic, and funny if she could say so herself. But Yang also had her fair share of secrets, secrets like never having been in a relationship, and all that entails. So, what's Yang supposed to do when she's approached by her fellow blond for advice? What else but fake it until she makes it.

Yeah, everything else that I've written is garbage tier, don't even bother reading through it. They are abhorrently bad.

Now, I'm not sure if I really care to make empty promises on ideas and stories that I might write, but I guess I've got nothing better to do. Well, here goes.

Ideas for the future:

Aces Over Atlas:

When Atlas finds itself under attack by terrorists from abroad, the first thing the Council of Atlas thought to do was increase military spending. Improved equipment, better rations, higher salaries for soldiers, but most of all, research and development. The war on terror would not be won through the army alone, Atlas needed a greater edge than ever before seen. Atlas needed greater advantages in the sky. Sleeker designs, better weapon systems, greater training for pilots. They needed jets, but above all, they needed an Ace.

All He Knew Was Nothing:

After having fallen off a cliff, hitting his head, and chipping his horn, a red-headed young man finds himself waking up on a cold beach, soaked in his own blood. Taken in by a pair of men of cloth, he is given a name and a place within a village of weary souls. Bound by a sense of debt, the young man decides to do his best by the village, all the while trying his best to remember. Soon enough, the one-horned bull would find himself. For better or worse.

The Incredible Findings of Doctor Oobleck:

Drawn by a sense of wonder, curiosity, and an over-indulgence in caffeine, Doctor Oobleck decided to cash in his vacation days. Of course, choosing something like Vacuo or Menagerie would have been boring and uninspired for an expedition, so the good Doctor decided to pick something a bit more fruitful. The good Doctor flocked to the dark continent, hoping to find something that no other explorer or huntsmen had ever before seen. Little did he know, he would find more than he bargained for, much to his delight.

Kick In the Door:

Vale was a festering pile of corruption, crime, and greed. A city filled with upstart criminals, jumpy drug dealers, and underground dust sellers hoping to cash in on the gun-running business. However, Vale PD had a solution to that. The Special Weapons and Tactics unit, or SWAT. Composed of some of the highest performing officers in the V.P.D, it is down to an undermanned team of six to kick in the door and see that the whole rotten structure collapses.

What Goes Around Comes Around:

Losing was a natural thing. No one could win forever, it just went against the natural order. Especially when the natural order was dictated by a crazy grimm lady in the middle of the Dark Continent. It's not hard to believe that human and faunus life ends, for better or worse. So, how are eight grizzled veterans from a war long since past supposed to feel when they wake up a decade earlier than they should? Only time will tell.

And that's about all the idea I can muster up right now, along with summaries for each and every one of them. If I ever feel like writing them, just know that I'll have spent a little too much time thinking about them, and hoping that people will like them enough to follow and favorite and all that schlock. If there's anything in this list that you think is cool, then join the discord server below and pester me to write it. Don't worry, I'm sure I'll get to it anyway.

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