Dill1777
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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, and Twilight.

Name Dill1777 [not real name] Went to Penn State. We ARE!!!!!!!! PENN STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Male 22 yrs old. Loves to play tennis, and golf.

AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every motherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes.

Ordell Robbie—Jackie Brown

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Neville Flynn - Snakes On A Plane

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Harry Potter

Big Bang Theory

Code Lyoko

Legend of Zelda

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Finding Home by Gottahavemyncis reviews
Tim McGee travels to Athens, his new post and promotion. Come along as Tim meets his new team, explores more of the world and continues learning about life, love and family, new and old. Third in the series that began with "The Thought" and continued with "The Project". WARNING: RATED M FOR occasional (het) sexual content. Disclaimer is on my profile.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 181 - Words: 759,947 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8h - Published: 1/12/2014 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ducky M., Sarah McG.
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,750 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 3/22
Moving Mountians by Azucena17 reviews
Bella has kept a secret from the Cullens. One that is about to break down everything that they've come to know to the very foundation. She has a twin sister. One that was given to an aunt to raise. What happens when the war in England has damaged Hermione so much so, that she chooses to return to the people who threw her away? Read and find out. Will be Harry/Hermione pairing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,741 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bella
Poisoned Heart by whitetigerwolf reviews
After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,912 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
Average by 11092889 reviews
Because why the hell not? After all, life is a choice. Starts in NCIS series 3. It will contain spoilers, some minor some major. features a Harry working for the Muggles, who are unaware that he is a wizard. Pretty much Canon Harry until the end of book 7, big AU after that. Please read and enjoy, constructive criticism is always welcomed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,124 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Ziva D.
Shall we try again? by stolen with the night reviews
The war is over and Harry has defeated the dark lord but death has shown him all he is unable to have as the 'boy who lived' He leaves the magic society in order to live the life he wants. He's given a second chance when he wakes up a child again in an unknown world. With the mentality of both a five year old and his present self could he have the family and life he's yearned for?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,702 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P.
A Cup of Coffee by CheekyEskimo reviews
Harry leaves the Wizarding world behind him, taking his godson Teddy along for the ride. Heading to America he buys a coffee place to occupy his time. Little does he know that his peaceful life his about to be turned upside down, when a regular to his coffee shop, a Naval Petty Officer turns up dead. (Will be SLASH, nothing graphic though)
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs]
Son of Mischief by Lady Alseroen reviews
Mischief and Death combine, with a result of a son they abandon. But in time they will regret it. But will Harry forgive them right away or will he make them work for his forgiveness! I. Don't. Own. Anything! No Beta. Hiatus!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,841 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Chosen of Darkness by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
Harem and Wrong Boy-Who-Got-Lucky-And-Lived. Abandoned by his own flesh and blood in an abusive home, Harry will forsake the light and delve into the warm and protecting embrace of Darkness. Warnings inside, though there will be lots of bashing and many OCs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,296 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G.
The lost son by Rose de Sharon reviews
Summary: AU, set in Season 8. Fed up by his co-workers' attitude towards him, McGee accepts a perilous six-month mission in Afghanistan. His absence finally opens the eyes of Team Gibbs, but will it be too late?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 479,023 - Reviews: 5707 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Poison Ivy by Bushy Squirrel reviews
"I don't believe I've seen you here before." Tim's eyes took in as much of her as they could, from her fiery red hair to the sparkles of her strapless black dress. - AU. Rated M for language and themes.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,818 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Tim M.
White Owl by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Rogue stumbles upon a new shop in Bayville, White Owl, she also stumbles upon a new friend, and possibly more. FemHarry, FemSlash, FemHarry/Rogue. M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,374 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Rogue/Anna Marie
Hope Rekindled by SpiritHolly reviews
Harry finds that he was used and fast-tracks through University to become most sought after teachers. Raises Teddy as nephew, the move to Lima, Oh will hopefully help him make new memories for himself and Teddy. AU both worlds, Set before Santana leaves for NY
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Santana L. - Complete
I'll Bring You Back to Life by Rule27NeverKnowinglyBeSerious reviews
Jacinta Black's life has never been easy. After winning the war against Voldemort, everyone she ever cared for turns on her. Then after spending ten years in Azkaban, Neville and Luna help her escape. They sacrifice themselves to save her and she makes her way to Budapest, where she runs into our favorite spy duo. (Runs into the Avengers plot line)[Based off a Fem!Harry]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,529 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.]
Forging A King by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 175,182 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Ink Stains by Dreams2Paper11 reviews
In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,726 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
When Harry met Missy by MissBrittiny reviews
Harry moves to the United States to lecture at various magical and non-magical universities around the country. Finally, he settles down in Pasadena, CA after years of traveling. What happens when he becomes friends with the gang at 2311 N. Robles Ave, and later meets Sheldon's sister?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harry P., Missy C.
Harry Potter: Jotun, Aesir, Wizard by T-TrainOrTurkeyT reviews
Loki had another daughter - too recently to appear in mythology. Now Harry is discovering his Asgardian and Jotun heritage. Will Harry be able to recognize his true potential as he discovers the family he never had? Features powerful and Jotun Harry and contains bashing of MW, RW, AD and maybe GW, too, IDK yet. Pairings: HP/HG, NL/LL, TS/PP, NR/CB, TO/JF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Godspeed Harry, Godspeed by Taylor Huff reviews
On a rainy day in Surrey, a special bit of accidental magic leads to young Harry employed.. By Great Britain. A different type of HP/Avengers crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Harry P.
The Artificer by OlorinTheMaiar reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death and creator of magical artifacts, is drafted to help recover one of his creations, the Tesserract
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,749 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Harry P.
The Art of Subjugation by Leyvaten-Wench reviews
Sue Sylvester finds herself in need of assistance. And who better to ask for aid than one of her few relatives, that's not an obsessive Nazi hunter or a complete waste of oxygen? Here comes Harry. Non-Magic AU Warning, possible slash and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,566 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Harry P., Sue S., Santana L., Blaine A.
The Lion of the Rock by Penhaligon reviews
AU. Born once more as a child of the lion, Harry Potter of House Lannister is raised from childhood to play the Game of Thrones. As fire and fury threatens to tear Westeros apart, will he choose ambition or family? To serve or to rule?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,826 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Margaery T., Sansa S., Tywin L.
Harry Potter and the Looking Glass by Lykeios reviews
One way things MIGHT go if Harry fell into Wonderland. WARNING: Graphic and intended for people of at least 17. Do not read if you don't want slashy pairings. Harry/Alice. Caterpillar/Red Queen
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Harry P., Alice, Caterpillar, Red Queen
Rise of the Wolves by DarknessRising69 reviews
When being shunned by all the people he knows it's no wonder a boy dreams of being a an animal that cares more for it's members than anything else. Lady Magic decides to give this child the home he needs to fulfill his destiny. Now with a new family Harry Potter shall find a new way in a new world and grow strong enough to be the champion of two worlds. Watch as the Wolves Rise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,231 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013
The Improbable Cousin by Kefalion reviews
Harry Potter searched for any blood family he might have and on his mother's side he discovered the Hofstadter. Now he is in America for work and takes the opportunity to spend some time with his cousin Leonard, and as a result the other guys.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Aorta Heartless reviews
The Philosopher's Stone wasn't the only thing that left the Mirror of Erised. !DEAD! REDUX UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,979 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011
The Duality Synthesis by patricia51 reviews
Sequel to "The Decoupling Activation". Bits and pieces of Leonard and Alex's life together and their friends. Leonard/Alex. Chapter titles from an old favorite song of mine. Complete.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Leonard H., Alex J. - Complete
Dangerous Duel by Basill reviews
Harry and Neville move with Neville's gran to Forks to start over after the war. The two boys are vamps and soon meet up with the Cullen's. Will contain slash, don't like don't read. : Rated M just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Jasper
The Decoupling Activation by patricia51 reviews
What if in "The Decoupling Fluctuation" Penny DID break up with Leonard? Will she regret it especially when she finds out Alex Jensen has seized the opportunity to go all out for the man she is desperately attracted to? Leonard/Penny. Leonard/Alex. Completed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,630 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Leonard H., Alex J. - Complete
We're Back: The Rewrite by sim293 reviews
What happens when McGee leaves for a higher calling. Rewrite of my We're back story
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Tim M., Kate T.
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 266 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
A Most Puzzling Day by Shirotora chan reviews
In which Harry has a most confusing and curious day. Why does everyone keep calling him by a name that is most certainly not his? And why is a raven like a writing desk?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
Low Profile by Precious Pup reviews
McGee is concerned about keeping his increasing high profile under wraps and the team get to see him in a new light.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
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The Past Always Comes Back reviews
Tim's Past Comes Back How Will the Team Cope with it. Set After Kill Ari when Ziva Joins the Team. Please review
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., OC
Heartache to Love reviews
Harry Leaves after to much Pain and Heartache. He leaves for a new beginning in Forks, Washington. I want this to be a non slash story so who should Harry find love with? Please give me suggestions because it will help me focus on where this story will lead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013
Forks HP edition reviews
Harry is Turned after the final battle and ends up the with the Drakul name. He moves to Forks to have a new beginning, PLEASE REVIEW PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW PLEASE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4/2013
Mrs White reviews
A Figure walks into Hogwarts during the Welcome Feast during Harry's Fifth Year Carrying a Child with White Hair and Startling Emerald eyes like the ones of Lily Potter nee Evans and one Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., OC
For The Loss of Love reviews
Harry sat on the balcony of Potter Manner at Rowen Hill thinking about everything he was subjected to in his life wondering why he ever married the sniveling bitch he called a wife Ginerva Weasley. Love Potions. He hated what happened to his life and was going to go back and fix the mistakes he made and will end up with the love of his life. Review Please! I'd love opinions on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P., OC