El Delfo
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Joined 12-28-05, id: 958800
Author has written 13 stories for King Kong, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fruits Basket, Harry Potter, V for Vendetta, Trigun, Dead Poets Society, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kingdom Hearts, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

"Doctor, what is it?" Samantha asked, panicked, as she got up from the uncomfortably cold chair in the waiting room. "What's happened?" Upon seeing the middle-aged, incredibly sexy doctor's face, she knew something was terribly wrong.

"I'm very sorry, Samantha, but..." here he paused for either dramatic affect, or to gather his thoughts, "Katie has suffered death by drabble."

Samantha gasped, horrified, and put a hand to her heart. Gackt and Bon Jovi started making out a few feet away, a gang fight started, Ryuichi spontaneously became a real person and she noticed none of it! "Death by drabble?"

"Yes."

And then she walked away to write a novel about it.

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ARACHNOPHOBIA by Lances reviews
VxK/KxV? Vash takes care of his spiteful and reluctant brother. Knives must accept the situation since he's so badly injured. Biting words, tension and one broken butterfly. Question is: which one? Innocent, uncorrupted souls shouldn't read further.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,489 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Vash, Knives - Complete
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki reviews
On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Oracle by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
When an injury leaves Neji without his sight, the Hyuuga prodigy must decide for himself what fate he really bears. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Joker's Poem by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
A little, whimsical idea. A doctor holds a writing course at Arkham for the inmates. The Joker is enrolled. His poetry's genius goes unappreciated.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - The Joker
Gracie's Kyou Kara Maou Drabbles and Ficbits by Grace Musica reviews
A collection of drabbles and ficbits written for the kkm100 and kyou kara maou livejournal communities. WARNING: May contain some offensive couplings, subject matter, language, et cetera.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 8/18/2005
Original Sin by Killing Joke reviews
The confessional booth in one of Gotham's churches has heard a lot of tales of woe, but the Joker's involvement has made this one into a sinister shaggy dog story.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - The Joker - Complete
Seeing by Captain Oz reviews
Remus is watching Sirius. Slash. PLEASE READ! And review. I am not dead. I am in fact very much alive. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,879 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Youth and Innocence by J Luc Pitard reviews
An exploration of the early days of Integra's Hellsing. Violence and Language warnings. Completed Story
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,130 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Bang Bang by xheartmehorrid reviews
A memoir of Nicholas D. Wolfwood. [hints of slash]
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Throwaway Card by Killing Joke reviews
A series of rogue explosions in Gotham has led Batman to the usual suspect, who has once again exploited Arkham's revolving door policy. But something is going very wrong for the Clown Prince.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,801 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
Georgia's Megafab London Adventure by DancingInMyNuddyPants reviews
Sequel! Georgia is back and she is in love! for real this time. Now that she is in Lurrrve heaven will she be able to convince the ancients to let her go to London on a megafabtrip to london with the ace gang and their lads?
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005
Pain by xheartmehorrid reviews
[vignette] In the hollows between every touch, it hurt. Midvalley centric.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
You Have to Smell Pretty by Rem-chan reviews
A four yearold Yuna puts her foot down about having dinner with her father's scruffy new friend. A oneshot drabble under a thousand words in response to a request.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
A Mate by Awe reviews
RS slash. Remus is confronted by a big problem, his wolf side keens for a mate and the only way to keep himself sane is to find one. Yet the only person Remus could even contemplate as a lifepartner could never be his, could he? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Test of Loyalty by Pasi reviews
Remus Lupin claims to have deserted the Order of the Phoenix for Fenrir Greyback's werewolf pack and Lord Voldemort's service. His new masters want him to prove it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Remus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
Tally by kazillion reviews
Todd had a tally of how many times Neil touched him.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2005
Sometimes Blood Still Matters by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
Christmas, 1980. A drunken Sirius wakes up James, demanding that they share a drink.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/2/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Random LotR by Eldalie-mela reviews
What happens when an idiot writes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
The Scientific Method by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hatori searches for a solution to his problems in the most logical way he can…
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2004
The Tongue Is An Excellent Aid In CPR by Doctor Strangelove reviews
James trys to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR. Takes place in their fifth year. Slash [JamesLily, SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Inconsistencies reviews
Zuko takes care of some play inconsistencies. Some spoilers for the play.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Whole reviews
They were only halves of people, but together, they were almost whole. Spoilertastic AkuRoku drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tainted Sleep reviews
Bakura always watched Malik sleep. BakuraMalik drabble
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Flying Solo reviews
Tonight was a good night to fly. Drabble
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
Damnation reviews
Are we going to Hell for this? FredGeorge drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2006 - George W. - Complete
Unexpected reviews
Remus discovers his first grey hair. RLSB Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lips of a God reviews
Knives has very, very, very sharp teeth. KnivesLegato drabble
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
And that hair reviews
Evey loves V's hair. V is for Vendetta drabble.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
And I Loved Him reviews
Draco did love his father. Mildly LuciousDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Lucius M., Draco M.
Copper reviews
Will thinks that Jack is like copper. JackWill
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Happy birthday, Haasan reviews
Shigure always remembers.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Shigure S., Hatori S. - Complete
Jack's Hands reviews
Will contemplates Jack's hands. Drabbley, mild slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
To Be A Hero reviews
Jack Driscoll was no hero. JackAnn drabble
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete