Pontifex Maximus
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Joined 12-29-05, id: 958940, Profile Updated: 12-29-10
Author has written 5 stories for Bible, Kingdom of Heaven, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

A history student, currently living in Wrocław, Poland.

I started writing quite early - I guess my first piece was written when I was 10 or 11. As a historian, I usually write historical prose, but recently I have turned my interest to fan-fiction, hence this profile.

Because this site is to share fan-fiction, I will not post my other works (they're also not translated into English and I don't think anyone would be interested in reading them in Polish).

I am a person who easily gets obsessed with things, so when I like something particularly much, be sure I'll be crazy about it pretty soon ;)

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Incompatible by DracinaStormsailor reviews
Post ROTF. Ratchet finds himself in a dangerous situation and Ironhide is the one to help him, but is it a price the black mech wants to pay? Rating may change to M for furture chapters containing SLASH and Mpreg. Next chapter pending.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,898 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Ratchet, Ironhide
How To Take Care Of Your Seeker by Kibble Beast reviews
Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
Night Fire by Litahatchee reviews
07-verse AU : Ironhide x Chromia are reunited on Earth. As memories surface, they struggle with a horrendous price of war that changed their lives forever. Optimus, Ratchet, and Bumblebee cope with their own losses. Help isn't always from an expected source.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 267,417 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia
Masters of Pleasure by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE - An old Cybertronian custom where experienced mechs show young femmes how to interface for their first time, is kept alive by Ratchet and Ironhide. For everyones sanity, Optimus Prime provides accidental supervision. SMUT! CRACK! Ch3 up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
Actus Reus by Stray Jaguar reviews
When a pharmacy technician tries to locate Dr Ron Hatchet in her computer system's prescriber database, the search finds no results. It's amazing how asking one little routine question can alter the course of an entire lifetime...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ratchet, Sam W.
The End is the Beginning by Uncrasamatic reviews
Post-apocalyptic movieverse, almost all of the organics of Earth have been wiped out. Scattered Autobots remain and all the surviving Decepticons have left, except one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Soundwave
A Winter's Tale by mmouse15 reviews
A series of twelve winter holiday prompts and the responses. Each response builds on the previous ones. Ironhide and Ratchet with a supporting cast of Will Lennox and Mikaela Banes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
A Truck Mystery by Emory Lee reviews
Sarah Lennox thinks there’s something strange about Will’s black truck. Ironhide isn’t too good at staying hidden. Ratchet’s no help either. Ironhide/Ratchet
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Grease Monkeys by chaitea16 reviews
09 Movie verse with other continuity undertones - Mikaela’s love life hits the road block from hell while Ratchet is left fuming over having committed Wheeljack inspired malpractice. Mikaela/Ratchet with mocking of Sam/Bee; Nothing for, or against, slah
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,958 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mikaela B., Ratchet - Complete
Illusions of Love by Never Ending Illusions reviews
PostMovieverse. After the events of Mission City, new Autobots arrive. Among them is Mirage who, as soon as he arrives, notices a young woman running for her life. Now, being a new human ally, she is torn between giving her heart to Mirage and Barricade.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,822 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
A Lesson In Movement by BloodyValentineKisses reviews
AU, HumanTFs; Soundwave attempts to teach Adrienne a dance but it doesn't quite work out as planned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Beano by dark kitsune reviews
The dangers of mixing Mexican food and sentient robots. TF2007 movieverse featuring Lennox and Ironhide
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Openly by OKami-hu reviews
After an argument with Sam, Bumblebee seeks out Ratchet for company and advise; and they help each other relax the sweetest way.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
The Leper of Jerusalem by Theater Raven reviews
A parody. Please do not read if you easily offend. Basically, a KoH version of The Phantom of the Opera.UpdatedSong Lyrics Added! :
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
In sickness and health till death do us part by Baldwin's Lady reviews
In 12C high society, marriages were mostly arranged. What if King Baldwin IV had been married to a woman who had been promised to him since birth? How would they deal with his sickness? How would she cope with the twisted politics and with the
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
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Daddy, call a doctor! reviews
POST ROTF: Annabelle Lennox finds out that her goldfish is sick. Ratchet comes to the rescue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Annabelle L., Ratchet - Complete
The others reviews
Post ROTF: Sometimes you act like a baby, especially when it comes to nightmares. Sam finds Ratchet in a strange situation and calls Ironhide for help. Ratchet/Ironhide, light slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
Theatrum Miraculum reviews
A historian comes to Jerusalem to make research for his new book. Then he meets someone he would never expect to meet. King Baldwin IV shows him that history can be very harmful and being a historian can sometimes be pretty dangerous.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009
The Leper reviews
King Baldwin's thoughts on his sickness and the world around him. Please R&R!
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Veritas reviews
Shortly after the crucifixion of the Christ. Pilate and his wife have a short conversation after which Pilate realizes how hard being a Roman procurator can be.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete