Kaesa Aurelia Secunda
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Joined 07-20-01, id: 95896, Profile Updated: 11-13-13
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Echo Bazaar, and Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell.

I write fics!

Mostly they're a little odd.

I use a lot of OCs and obscure characters in my writing, and a lot of ridiculous made-up worldbuilding.

I write under the username Kaesa at the Archive of Our Own, where there is more fic by me. I have a Dreamwidth and a Livejournal, both under the username kaesa.

Since people ask me every now and then what the endgame ships are for my Founders stories, I will answer here:

Rowena and Godric are going to end up together. However, they will both have relationships (and/or brief flings) with other people over the course of the series. This is partly because I enjoy long, drawn-out UST, partly because I like angst, and partly because my characters always take forever to get together.

(The ships in that series other than Godric/Rowena and Helena Ravenclaw/The Bloody Baron will pretty much all be a canon character with an OC.)

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A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Balance by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,055 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Case Studies of Tragic Sues by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
The Children's Services Division by Rose Rovente reviews
Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 2/25/2002 - George W., Ron W.
Not Another Order of the Phoenix! by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/26/2002
Into the Depths of the Mirror by Rb reviews
A fairy tale (more Grimm than Disney) about the making of the Mirror of Erised
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/6/2002
Blackpool Pier by Triskelion reviews
Neville Longbottom decides that he hates family reunions. And picnics. And ponds. And Dugbogs. And Grindylows. And life in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Magical Mystika Tour by rave reviews
Er. Some things rather defy summary. Draco is stricken, Crabbe reads Proust, and Ron feels neglected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/16/2000
Hava Nagini by rave reviews
A filk of Hava Nagila, starring everyone's favorite evil sidekick...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2000
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The Resurrection of William of Lanchester reviews
Sometime in the thirteenth century, Thomas of Dundale and William of Lanchester quarreled with the Raven King over the resurrection of Henry Barbatus, the son of a traitor. Originally written for the Yuletide 2012 fanfiction challenge.
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Raven King - Complete
Abstract Pleasures
To whom will you give your soul? Written for the Yuletide 2012 fanfiction challenge. Quiet Deviless/Player/Affectionate Devil.
Echo Bazaar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Q. Deviless, Player - Complete
Applied Heresy reviews
In matters of natural philosophy as well as in love, Marisa finds herself surprisingly distractable. Written for the Yuletide 2012 fanfiction challenge.
His Dark Materials - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Marisa C., Lord Asriel B. - Complete
Between Here and Now and Forever reviews
Godric had never been an important person. It was a safe existence. But circumstances conspired against him, and he found himself in the middle of Helga and Rowena's mad plan to start a school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 175,985 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Rowena R., Godric G., Helga H., Salazar S.
Of Serpents and Usurpers
Salazar Slytherin discusses the matter of his greatest enemy with his wife, and considers the choices he has had to make between love, duty, and loyalty. WARNING: Contains mention of pregnancy and infant death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Salazar S., OC - Complete
Worst Best Man reviews
Millicent hates London, weddings, and especially Hermione Granger. Neville's just in the wrong place at the wrong time. But sometimes you've just got to start over. And sometimes you get dragged along. Implied Millicent/Ron, R/Hr, and H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Millicent B., Neville L., Ron W. - Complete
The Duelist's Dilemma reviews
Helga reluctantly accompanies her brother to see a famous duelist. She gets kicked out, and ends up owing her brother a sickle, but finds she had a fairly good time anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Helga H., OC - Complete
The Independent Variable reviews
Future Hogwarts Founders Rowena and Helga have decided to test the assumption that cats always land on their feet; however, they have great difficulty in getting one of their human test subjects to cooperate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Godric G., Rowena R., Helga H. - Complete
Voldemort's Old Diary reviews
A filk to the Beatles' lovely song "Eleanor Rigby," about Ginny's experiences during CoS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Please Help Me Get Out reviews
Filk to 'We Can Work It Out,' when Sirius is telling Dumbledore about how *Peter* was the traitor in PoA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Man of Constant Evil reviews
Filk to the tune of 'Man of Constant Sorrow,' featuring our favorite wanna-be Evil Overlord and his 'loyal' Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Voldemort - Complete