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Joined 12-29-05, id: 959038, Profile Updated: 08-19-16
Author has written 7 stories for All My Children, M*A*S*H, and Parodies and Spoofs.

Once upon a time, not so long ago, not so far away, a secretary became so completely and irrevocably bored with the job she was never really good at to begin with, that she decided to use the perfectly good computer her bosses had provided her with to actually write something. To create. To author. Like that. Since she had never been particularly good at coming up with interesting characters, she hit upon the idea of using characters who were in her favorite soap opera. She knew those people better than she had ever known anybody in real life. And she liked them inifinitely better. Pine Valley was her home. Thus was born Spamela.

Two "novels" later, Spamela felt it was high time she filled in her Profile on the fabulous fan fiction site which had allowed her to post her AMC fantasies.

So who am I anyway? Am I my resume? I am a (still) single female of indeterminate age. My passions are writing, composing and losing weight. I am currently skinny, blonde, unpublished and employed. All of that could change almost instantaneously.

Current projects? Well, I've written a song for "American Idol" that I will be sending Simon soon. There's going to be a song competition this season, but I wrote the song even before the compeition was announced.

Also, I am in the process of rereading my existing FanFics and correcting whatever typos I find. (Thus far, I've found scads. May I extend my apologies to all Readers who found them before I did!)

I am planning a new Zendall Adventure. Science Fiction. Zach and Kendall will be caught in different dimensions, living in a world without each other, never knowing the other exists but somehow always knowing that. The working title is Zen Trek.

Oh, I'm still devoted to "All My Children", even though it's morphed into "All My Careys"! This too shall pass!

Zen is Destiny!

November, 2008 Update

"Zen Trek" is complete. "Two Characters in Search of a Storyline" is begun. AMC has a new headwriter and Babe (played by a new actress) is gone. Kendall is in a coma and Zach went and donated a cup of his manhood to Bianca and Reese. Thus was begat Gabrielle. Hate thie storyline. Hate it. My Zen seems to have disappeared and rumor has it that Kendall will be much changed when she awakens from the coma. I don't want Kendall much changed. I want my Zen back!

Zen is STILL Destiny!

July, 2010 Update

"Two Characters" kind of stopped, rather than ended. Circumstances honestly beyond my control drew me away from "All My Children". I am presently searching for a new Show to inhabit and write about.

Zen is History. But it was nice while it lasted!
It was EVERYTHING while it lasted.

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The World Spins Madly On by Sometimesidothewriting reviews
Just a short little song fic I wrote about the Doctor after he loses Rose. Major spoiler for season 2 finale! A wee bit depressing. Read and review please?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
you are my heaven by Raine Cooper reviews
"I never had a choice." Amy/11
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Run Darling by Isolith reviews
Doctor’s journeys with River Song. The end, the beginning and the murky middle.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
a zinxy baby by stardiva reviews
this is for all my zinxy fans out there. for all those who want our fave couple to have a wee one,this is for you! i made Erica a Grandma again. hope you like the first time. part two is still being thought out!
All My Children - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007
Rikash by starfishbeliever reviews
The story behind teh youngest Salmalin, possibly oneshot, but if begged may become a compilation of vingettes on him.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
The Great Adventure by Missy Jade reviews
[Rexiana] Rex's new 'mission' will take him and Adriana across America and involve bunny costumes, fake moustaches, magic tricks and, yes, the eternal magic of the roadside karaoke bar [WIP]
One Life To Live - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006
Dual Existence by hyacinthian reviews
Everything comes to an end, no matter what circumstances. [NineRose]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Complete
Down Came The Rain by lil gillian reviews
Scully realizes that thinking is not always the best. So she tells Mulder that she loves him.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2005 - D. Scully, F. Mulder
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The Two-Faced Queen
Another fairly fractured fairy tale. (Well, "All My Children" went off the air, so I fell back on writing something original. (And copyrighted.)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,026 - Published: 8/12/2017
The Cynical Prince
A very fractured fairy tale.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Complete
Reunion reviews
Ten years after the war the 4077 meet to rehash, or remash, old times.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H.
Two Characters in Search of a Storyline reviews
I’ve been away from Pine Valley for over a year. I stopped watching right after the Satin Slayer was unmasked. When I left them, Zendall was front and center and in the midst of a murder mystery. When I returned, I found them part of a sextet. WTF?
All My Children - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Zen Trek reviews
Zendall has become lost in different timelines, each unaware of the other’s existence. In a world without Zach, Kendall has married Ryan. In a world without Kendall, Zach and Dixie are lovers. Somehow Zach and Kendall begin to find each other in dreams
All My Children - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,805 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Invasion of the Newbies reviews
Pine Valley had been invaded. Slowly and then not so slowly known and loved citizens had disappeared as newer and, more often than not, younger characters came on the scene and dominated one storyline after another.
All My Children - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,850 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
The Pine Valley Zone reviews
Pine Valley and Interdimensional Reality clash in a battle for the future of Earth. Edmund Grey returns in spirit form to settle old scores and find his happily ever after.
All My Children - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete