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Hello wonderful humans who actually read my stories!

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Anyway here’s the stuff you might actually want to know:

The Perfect Time For Rain: Sequel posted 22-23 December for Christmas. It’s a twoshot called Just A Little More Perfect.

My one choice: it’s probably dead and I need to accept that. Maybe one day, I will have that lil burst of inspiration that will save us all! For now, you’re stuck with dark modern au’s. You’re welcome.

Paper Cuts: *short hiatus, I am writing more chapters to make sure there won’t be another one.* Then, it will update fortnightly on Wednesday. Thank you for the support, I really appreciate it!

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I Don’t Want To turned up somewhere else? (Thanks to B0redSlytherin for telling me) It’s not there anymore, but I’ll just put it on the record that this account on this website is the ONLY one that I use. If you see my stories or my username anywhere else, it’s not me. If I do post anywhere else in the future, I’ll let y’all know.

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A Welcome Indeed by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
Despite what occurred at the Ministry the previous month, Harry has to spend his summer with the Dursleys, as usual. A new neighbour however throws everything off balance, leaving Harry more confused than ever. What exactly is Tom Riddle doing not only moving into a Muggle neighbourhood, but next door to Harry? Slash fic! Rewrtten.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,345 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 12/5/2023 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.]
Walls We Build by katergator reviews
Modern AU - College. Astrid's new next door neighbor is noisy and his cat is obnoxious. When she goes to confront him about his inconsiderate habits she discovers he's also extremely good looking. Once they stop all the yelling at each other they start an easy relationship, but she soon learns there's more to him than he's letting on. Hiccstrid with a side of rufflout.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,487 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 6/6/2023 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Getting Used To It by Miss Pookamonga reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on Hiccup and Astrid's relationship. Fluff lovers rejoice!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/30/2021 - Published: 5/16/2010 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
Face Value by harrypanther reviews
Modern High School AU. Nerdy outcast Astrid Hofferson finds herself the centre of attention when word gets around that she has a famous relative. Suddenly popular and accepted, can she tell genuine friendship from the machinations of users? And who will be her Prom date?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,578 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/18/2020 - Published: 2/24/2019 - Astrid, Fishlegs I., Hiccup, Heather - Complete
Making A Killing by HeathenVampires reviews
Modern AU. One stalks the streets, a vigilante killer known as the Night Fury. One writes gripping, bloody mysteries with some surprisingly specific details. Guess which one the police have their eye on? Serial Killer/Writer Hiccstrid Hiccup/Astrid. Warnings for blood, death, violence, murder... all that stuff.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 121,774 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/7/2020 - Published: 5/23/2019 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Valka - Complete
A YAKKY REUNION by harrypanther reviews
Co-written with Vala411. Modern AU. Astrid finds herself persuaded by her neighbour Snotlout to attend his High School Reunion as his girlfriend. Once there, she finds herself spending time with a classmate of Snotlout's with a cute smile and emerald eyes. Naturally chaos ensues with puffed up egos, explosions and unexpected yaks...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2020 - Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout - Complete
Detours by AllGlitchedUp reviews
After his son's birth, King Adam sweeps the Island, taking the children to live in Auradon with him. Jay and Evie have been raised in to be good and perfect. Carlos and Mal? Let's just say they were overlooked. 16 years later, it's time to fix his mistake. Will contain M/M and F/F. See 1st chapter for further notes
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 271,580 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/4/2019 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos
What Might Have Been, What May Be by TheBookRider reviews
Astrid and her friends visit a haunted house for a local dare in the city of Berk. Astrid's skeptical of the whole "ghost" rumor until strange things start occurring... Is it too late to change the past? Modern AU. Supernatural AU. *Thank you for 10k views!*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,883 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 10/2/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Ruffnut, Snotlout - Complete
Legally Auburn by vala411 reviews
Modern Legally Blonde AU: Senior student Hiccup Haddock finds his future plans wrecked when his girlfriend dumps him for a richer smarter guy bound for law school. Determined not to lose her, can a nerdy would-be engineer succeed in Law School and win his girl back? Co-written between Harrypanther and Vala411 (DISCONTINUED)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,549 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 11/15/2018 - Astrid, Fishlegs I., Hiccup, Heather
Hiccupy Heart by Introvert-Dragon reviews
It didn't matter that Hiccup and Astrid used to be best friends; somewhere between grade school and middle school—when the world used to be fun, before everyone hit their growth spurt and he was plus one leg and a mother. Until Hiccup finally got his soul mark; and guess whose name was it? Astrid Hofferson. Soul mate AU. Drama/Romance. Hiccstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,716 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/8/2019 - Published: 5/26/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Legacy of One by B0redSlytherin reviews
Harry was seven, and he wanted to be seven forever. Tragedy, 500 word challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2019
Those Neon Voices by FairyGardenCorgis reviews
Levi is a stripper dancing at the Dollhouse, the richest gentlemen club in town. Though he's worked there for years, his untreated mental illness is finally getting to the point that it's threatening his career. He meets Eren, who is studying to be a psychiatrist, and who both physically desires and wants to protect the fragile dancer.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,328 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Only at DragonTech by ThatFlyingEagle reviews
Astrid and her family are happy, but living on the edge. She does her best to keep them afloat, but every day is a struggle. A chance encounter opens doors that she never knew were there, and it all revolves around DragonTech. Modern AU, AstridxHiccup, Rated M for language and adult situations. No lemons in the books for this one.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,034 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 7/28/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Me Before You by LexieFanatic reviews
Hiccup is terminally ill, diagnosed with two rare type of cancers, and has therefore never been able to live a full life. Astrid is a depressed workaholic who treats her life like a chore. What happens when the two of them cross paths? Hiccstrid. Modern AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup
Dragon Treasure by Raberba girl reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup & Toothless have spent eight years in a cage, having nothing to live for but each other. Stoick has devoted his career to rescuing children from abusive environments, but Night Furies are a little outside his expertise. The last thing Valka expected to see in her estranged husband's house was an orphaned twelve-year-old boy and one of the rarest dragons on earth.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,375 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/22/2019 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Stoick, Valka] Hiccup, Toothless
The Contract by harrypanther reviews
Modern AU: Night Fury is the hitman who never misses. Special Agent Astrid Hofferson needs the top assassin's help in dealing with a terrorist who no one can get close to. But when he joins the mission, it's not for the Archipelago but for revenge…
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,955 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 8/28/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Dagur - Complete
Accidental Fiancé by harrypanther reviews
Modern AU. Returning to Berk to visit her family, internationally-renowned soccer star Astrid Hofferson literally runs into old school friend Hiccup Haddock. Agreeing to meet up, a misunderstanding leads to the shock global news that Astrid is engaged-to Hiccup. Astrid's manager sees an opportunity and persuades them to sustain the lie. Chaos ensues…
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,753 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 4/13/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup, Heather, OC - Complete
Hey Guys, Meet My Wife by Lizby reviews
Henry "Hiccup" Haddock left home 4 years ago to go to his dream college against his families wishes. Now he's back and boy is everyone surprised when the first thing he says when he sees them is, "hey guys, meet my wife..." Modern AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,104 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 5/12/2017 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Heather
Persephone by sunflowerb reviews
She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 238,787 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 7,302 - Follows: 6,114 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Lesions and Lies by p0tat0-g0ddess reviews
One Friday night, while meeting at the pub for drinks, Phineas realizes that Phillip is hiding something from him. Bromance, not a ship fic, if you're looking for a ship fic go somewhere else. Rated T for safety.
Greatest Showman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/3/2018 - P.T. Barnum, Phillip C.
The Bargain by Mula Sawala reviews
The Berserker chief, Oswald the Agreeable, wanted peace more than any other ruler in the archipelago. Oswald's son, Hiccup, was his mirror image, if not in stature, then in temperament. Stoick the Vast was equally blessed, with a son named Dagur, who matched his father's prowess in battle, if not his father's cool head. (AU where Hiccup is Oswald's son, and Dagur is Stoick's son.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 6/22/2018 - [Hiccup, Dagur] [Astrid, Heather]
Troublemakers by TheDrawingDemon reviews
What if Dagur and Hiccup were friends when they were kids? This is a series of one-shots in which Dagur and Hiccup have their own little adventures before Dagur became deranged.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 3/12/2018 - Hiccup, Dagur
Too Far Gone: Continuation of HighGreenBunny's Story by girl-who-flies-with-dragons reviews
PLEASE SEE AUTHOR'S NOTE. Modern AU. Hiccup and Jack are good friends, and both crushing super hard. But Jack's going crazy wondering what happened to Hiccup that night, frustrated at being kept at arm's length. Hiccup is terrified Dagur will find him, and Jack will reject him. Will they ever be more than friends? And will Hiccup's nightmare become a reality? Mature Content BoyxBoy
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
I Lost The Hat by mightydeafeningmouse reviews
Maybe Phillip shouldn't have lost the hat, but maybe Barnum shouldn't have made him cry.
Greatest Showman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/25/2018 - P.T. Barnum, Phillip C. - Complete
320 State Street by P-Artsypants reviews
Gobber's Goods. A Hardware Store that was rumored to have everything you needed. She thought she only needed a job. Turns out, she needed a lot more than that. (A Modern AU no one asked for)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,537 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 3/3/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Testimony by ET-Dragon reviews
(Hiatus) Hiccup has a past. A past that he wants to forget. A past he wants to leave behind. A past he hasn't ever shared with anyone. When he starts his first semester at Berk University he meets a few people who always seem to be open and willing to share their struggles with each other. Will Hiccup finally open up to his new friends or will he continue to struggle in silence?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Hiccup
I Knew You Were Trouble by wikelia reviews
Modern AU. Jerkcup/Nerdstrid. After getting knocked out, Astrid could only hope that she was beginning to imagine things. Because being stuck with Hiccup Haddock for a week HAS to be a delusion...right? Rated T for language and sexual references.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,264 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 7/26/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Ruffnut, Camicazi - Complete
How to Rob Your Bank by TheBookRider reviews
Snotlout has done it again! With time ticking down, Hiccup and Astrid have to find a way to stop a run on the bank - before Stoick kills them.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Stoick - Complete
Tidings of Comfort and Joy by harrypanther reviews
Modern AU. Christmas approaches and Astrid Hofferson, perennial grump, finds herself helping a homeless man and getting more than she bargained for. Hiccstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,820 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Repercussions by Mikefury101 reviews
Astrid didn't really hate Hiccup, she didn't mean all the thing's she said in front of the entire village. "HE'S WEAK, SPINELESS AND USELESS!" She least of all expected Hiccup to hear everything. Heartbroken, Hiccup leaves Berk and finds love where he least expects it. A childhood friendship that blossoms into something much more. Rated M for eventual sex and violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,519 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/26/2017 - Published: 2/4/2017 - [Hiccup, Camicazi] Astrid, Stoick
Dragon's Prince by Aquariuspower reviews
Hiccup was taken as a baby by a Night Fury and raised among dragons. When he is a teenager, the wild boy and his brother Toothless helps their own against humans, becoming a mysterious legend among Vikings. But both boy and dragon will have to face danger when they are captured by Stoick the Vast, who helds a grudge against dragons. HiccupxAstrid, Brotherly Hiccup and Toothless.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,395 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 9/6/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Hurt by wikelia reviews
Trigger warning for abuse. Astrid Hofferson finds herself getting increasingly hot headed as she sees a brown haired man receive more and more harsh words from his girlfriend.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
A Walk In The Woods by harrypanther reviews
Supernatural AU. Astrid Hofferson meets a stranger in the woods on her way to the High School Halloween Dance. But when she comes to meet him as planned the next morning, there is no sign of 'Hiccup' or his village…
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
How to Love an Isle Boy by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
An Auradon girl who thinks she understands the Isle and an Isle boy who pretends he's from Auradon. They try to make it work. (Janelos) (Warning: Life on the Isle is no good. Deals with serious content and mental trauma.)
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2017 - Mal, Jay, Carlos, Jane
Never say no to a woman wielding a cactus (one-shot) by vala411 reviews
(Modern AU) oneshot... Never mess with cacti and the woman wielding them. Just never...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
A forbidden love by LightningFlare1 reviews
(Modern, AU) Astrid's world is falling apart. She was kicked out from her dream school, her best friend had turned her back on her, and her boyfriend had left her. How could all this happen? Why did this happen? No, she knew how and why. She had fallen in love with her university teacher, and she couldn't bring herself to push him away.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,176 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 6/13/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Snotlout, Heather - Complete
A New Kind of Different by Let-The-Time-Fly reviews
Astrid Hofferson knew exactly who she was. Straight A student and resting at the top of the high school food chain without a care of what anyone thought of her. But when she is paired up with the only person that is smarter then her for an English project, she finds herself questioning what she really wants in her life. Modern AU. Rated T for swearing and suggestive themes.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,628 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup
There's Always More by AlicevsWonderland reviews
Hogwarts AU. When Hiccup's secret of being the first to train a dragon is revealed, he struggles to handle his new popularity among the other students. Jack decides not to bother him like many of the others, even though he is also curious about the whole story. Despite this, an unlikely friendship blooms between the two boys and eventually turns into something more. Rated M!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 587,721 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
Every Rose Has Its Thorn by Astrid DragonRider of Hogwarts reviews
Love and pain are two sides of the same coin. To know love is to know pain. Hiccup and Astrid are about to learn this in the most intense ways. When Astrid's Uncle Finn dies it is the beginning of a journey of shared loss and pain, of friendship, grief, and growing respect and affection for each other. Can it be that two losses can lead to a whole new life for them both? Modern AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,105 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless
Proper Appreciation (and other stories) by Raberba girl reviews
Miscellaneous one-shots, including: Hookfang's perspective on Hiccup's final exam, Toothless's backstory, some HiccStrid, a Christmas fic involving Dagur and the Screaming Death, Valka's perspective of her reunion with Hiccup, etc.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Toothless
Prince Hiccup, the Bachelor by BlueberryToasterTart reviews
Hiccup is a prince of the seaside kingdom of Berk, and is notorious for his frivolous and devious lifestyle, that is coming to a screeching halt with the Matrimonial Congregation, the assembly from which Hiccup will pick his future wife. But he's less than excited. Astrid is a resentful but obedient servant girl in the castle, but both of theirs lives get tossed by the other.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,518 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Moonlit Shadows by funkytoes reviews
Astrid has a complicated history with vampires. A Hunter, she's trained from a young age to kill them. The chance to take down Hiccup Haddock, a vampire heir? She doesn't hesitate. But when faced with the task, she finds him to be entirely different from what she expected, and decides to protect him from the people who trained her to kill him. [Vampire AU Hiccstrid Modern]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,869 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Too Far Gone by HighGreenBunny reviews
Hiccup has a chance for a somewhat normal life when he earns a full scholarship to Thaddeus Burgess Academy. He begins anew with therapy, a gym membership, and his new personal trainer. But is he too far gone for a chance at happiness? modern!au, HiJack/Frostcup. Mention of DagCup. M In in later chapters.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 87,165 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Everything You Want by katergator reviews
Set during Race to the Edge. Astrid pulls a girl move and wonders why Hiccup doesn't seem to have such an obvious crush on her anymore, as in "you used to pay attention to me and now you don't and I don't like it." Too bad she can't keep her mouth shut about it, but it takes some coaxing to make Hiccup open his.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 173 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Bitter Cold by mugglesarah reviews
Modern Day AU. Marcus Eaton is a powerful business tycoon with enough money to feed a small country and enough control to keep his son, Tobias, following in his footsteps. Tris is a girl living on the street who's unintentionally captured Tobias's attention. Will his sympathy outweigh his common sense when it comes to the girl on the street?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,763 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Harry Potter And Slytherin's Chamber by Half-BPrincess reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter And The Slytherin's Stone: Harry and friends are back for their second year at Hogwarts, but when a mysterious creature starts killing their classmates, will Harry become the hero and saviour the Gryffindors think he could be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Thirteenth to Fifth by The Wykkyd reviews
Harry Potter's new life as a student at the School of the Arts is complicated. With gangs, drugs, and abuse in his past, and Draco Malfoy and dance in his future, the trouble starts when Harry is forced to figure out his place in the present. H/D H/G H/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 149,843 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
(How To Train Your) Dungeons & Dragons by nneurosis reviews
In which Astrid is a valedictorian prom queen and star athlete, and Hiccup is just really, really good at Dungeons & Dragons. Modern college AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,514 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup
Those damn eyes by clairebeard10 reviews
On the anniversary of that day, Astrid tries to forget. She really does. But ever since it happened, she's been falling more and more. And two years later, she finally lands. Lands straight in Hiccup's arms.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2014
You Are Loved by FairyGardenCorgis reviews
Modern AU. It's not just women that are in abusive relationships. Hiccup needs a hero, and it comes in the form of a slender, foul-mouthed, stubborn, blond girl who is the first person in a long time that thinks he's worth the world.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,627 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Ævi by sunflowerb reviews
They're the first generation to come of age under peace with dragons. The road is bound to be a bit bumpy. Oneshots, vignettes and drabbles chronicling life on Berk. Angst, fluff, funny, and smut. Hearty helpings of hiccstrid. Prompts welcome.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Ruffnut, Snotlout
Scars by clairebeard10 reviews
Hiccup and the riders decided to play truth or dare. But thanks to a single choice, a shocking revelation about Hiccup's old pastime is surfaced. *Hiccstrid* Self Harm
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/20/2014
Harry Potter And The Slytherin's Stone by Half-BPrincess reviews
Who said that all heroes had to be brave? Who said that all heroes had to be bold? Who said that all heroes should be Gryffindors? Who said that all heroes want to be heroes? Who said that Harry Potter was a hero? Warning - Strong abuse and swearing. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,692 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Sticks, Stones and Broken Bones by Littleforest reviews
Harry Potter would never regret running away as a child, but two years living on the hard streets of London had taken its toll. Now almost thirteen, Harry is still struggling to survive when a split-second decision gives him a chance at happiness. But will he take that chance, or will his past haunt him forever? AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,479 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Molly W., Arthur W.
Candor or Dauntless? by LuvLyfe reviews
Tris and the gang play a game of Candor or Dauntless- Truth or Dare Dauntless style!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,322 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] Caleb P., Zeke
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 5,621 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
When Worlds Collide by AlexJohnD reviews
Ever since his mother passed, Hiccup's life has been miserable and boring, mostly thanks to his father. But that changes when a high up mob member takes an interest in him. Written pre-HTTYD2. Rated T to be safe. AU. Toothcup, don't like don't read. Cover art by Warrior Nun, used with permission. En Español: /s/10542339/1/Cuando-Los-Mundos-Chocan
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,707 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Anonymous by epic-failwin reviews
NightFury is now online. StormChaser is now online. Modern AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,607 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Learning the Basics by MintCleaves reviews
Lily Evans is a nursery teacher. James Potter is a police officer with a five year old son. When James finds himself wrapped in a case, Lily finds herself falling for a certain someone, and looking after his son much more often. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Winter in Líf's Holt by Midoriko-sama reviews
Hiccup is back on Berk after having been missing for five years, just on time to hunker down for the Winter. But will the seemingly endless season hold beauty and happiness for him, or will everything that happened so quickly finally catch up with him? Rated for violence, colourful Viking language and some adult situations.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,936 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 920 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Tuffnut, Camicazi] - Complete
Our Beginning by TheBansheeQueen reviews
When you were in love with another boy, there was usually two choices to go. Either tell them, or keep it hidden away. For Hiccup Haddock, he had kept it hidden for years that he wasn't interested in girls. He's also kept it hidden that he's had a crush on his classmate Jack Frost. It becomes harder to hide it though, when Jack Frost starts crashing on your couch. HiJack
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,665 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Astrid, Bunnymund - Complete
Concussed Revelations by RazzlePazzleDooDot reviews
Hiccup gets a concussion. Who happens to be the only one around who can take care of him? His less-than-gentle cousin. Should be interesting. A Snotlout-Hiccup-friendship fic.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Hiccup, Snotlout - Complete
To Have a Home by lifeless.bookworm reviews
Ron Weasley gets paired with Harry Potter for a school assignment. Will he learn that there is a lot more to the quiet kid in the corner? Will he discover Harry's secrets? Warnings: non-magic, abuse, rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,738 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Remus L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Finding Merlin by Stealth Dragon reviews
Merlin has always looked out for Arthur. Now it's Arthur's turn to look out for Merlin. Modern fic. Reincarnation. Gen, friendship.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,896 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Miles to go Before I Sleep by whereSilencebegins reviews
When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,050 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Without You by Mighty ANT reviews
No matter how kind his new friends were, James still had to suffer through the more traumatic outlook that living with his aunts had left him with. But it didn't mean he had to face it alone. Rated to be safe. -Oneshot-
James and the Giant Peach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Cauldron to Conflagration by Lord Youko reviews
Remus Lupin is the average nerd, picked on by bullies till one day, Sirius Black decides to make him HIS. And pity any bully who tries to stand up to the Prank Master. But will Remus give in to Sirius seduction?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L.]
Dismantle Repair by shamrocker531 reviews
DM/HP - How a random meeting in a coffee shop can change everything. Non-magical. Draco/Harry, some Draco/Cedric, Harry/Oliver - Warning: Explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 160,500 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year One by picascribit reviews
1966-1972: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. How the Marauders came to Hogwarts, became friends, and discovered that one of them had a secret. Remus/Sirius preslash. Written 2010. Podfic available at AO3. To be edited and re-podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,723 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Toothless's Emotional Precipice by TwistingMoonbeam reviews
We've all known Toothless as the lovable, sophisticated, over-protective dragon of Hiccup's. But what if Toothless isn't okay with being known as a "pet"? What if he were to snap, and what if Hiccup was RIGHT there? ONE-SHOT. Reviews and opinions desired!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
The Spy Game by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Honest to God, it all made him smile. Non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,067 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What's Past is Prologue by ChudleyCanons reviews
Modern AU. It is Merlin's 26th birthday but Arthur has to work and hasn't given Merlin his present yet. A series of flashbacks tell the story of how they met and how their relationship developed. Again the title is Shakespeare's. Not mine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3978 - Favs: 5,966 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inherit by Spooky-Girl reviews
He wasn't a bad father... Rated for abuse and language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007