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Joined 12-29-05, id: 959335, Profile Updated: 05-02-11
Author has written 26 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Host, Vampire Academy, Protector of the Small Quartet, and Song of the Lioness.

If you are reading this, I feel that it is necessary to congratulate you on conquering the English language and thus far eluding death.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 114-116, Shut Up and Do the Impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 116 - Words: 630,572 - Reviews: 28615 - Favs: 15,493 - Follows: 14,263 - Updated: 6h ago - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4595 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Newtonian Laws of Gravity by AneleTiger reviews
Imprinting. "It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like gravity moves. When you see her suddenly it's not the earth holding you there anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her." Jared. Embry. Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,001 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mix Up by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, FredHermione/ “You should know by now that I can tell you two apart.” He laughed and kissed her soundly. “Apparently not.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Defying Gravity by nikkiRA reviews
Complete, Blackwater/ 'Well if that's love, it comes at much too high a cost.' Jacob copes with being another one of Renesmee's play things while Leah copes with her growing feelings for Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,188 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
A Gift of Time by Leraiv Snape reviews
Snape is shocked when he sees Hermione Granger, the girl he spent twenty years looking for, amongst the first years of Hogwarts...SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,357 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Horror! Oh, the Horror! by Infinite Rhapsody reviews
Bella, the Volturi, the wolves, and the Cullens, 15 yrs after Bella's change, read a mysterious book. And that book just happens to be...A MARY SUE FANFIC! Read for Edward's reactions, if nothing else. R&R please. T for language. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
10 Things I Hate About You by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, Blackwater/ “I don’t want to hear, Jake! I don’t want to hear some messed theory that will build up my hopes when all that’s going to happen is that you will be wrong and I will be broken, again.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5002 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Touch of Frost by scf3 reviews
COMPLETE. HGSS story which ignores the events of HBP and DH. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as a teacher and tries to establish a new relationship with Snape. As if that wasn't hard enough, Voldemort is still at large.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,714 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I'll Tell You by Sydelle Rein reviews
DH Spoilers! This fic shows Harry going back for his godson and on up to the epilogue. First chapter is also my sort of tribute to all those who died in DH. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,619 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
Your Guardian Angel by Ashily reviews
Iggy has a guardian angel, and his name is Fang. [SLASH.]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 192 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4589 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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She's the Man reviews
"I'm going to join the Tortall football team," Alanna said. "Congratulations," Thom replied. "And that requires my physical because...?" "I'm going to enroll as a boy." Doomed to attendance at the snooty Tortall Academy for Young Ladies and Gentlemen, Alanna disguises herself as a boy so that she can join the football team.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Alanna, Jonathan IV, Thom
Nighttime reviews
It is nighttime, and dark in the caves. Never underestimate what shadows may hide. Ongoing collection of Wanda x Kyle drabbles.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Kyle O., Wanderer/Wanda
Unfaithful reviews
"Draco made her feel beautiful and sexy, made her feel like he wanted her. And Hermione didn't know how to be those things by herself anymore." Hermione's affair with the affluent Draco Malfoy. Dramonie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Moment in Time reviews
"This night was a moment in time unlike any other. So he let his eyes linger on her for a little bit longer." Draco Malfoy's thoughts on the night he plans to kill Dumbledore. Dramonie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Romanticism reviews
Nealan of Queenscove feels a poem coming on. Short drabble. NealxAly.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Nealan - Complete
Mutilation and Medication reviews
Rose was right, he thought darkly. She didn't complete him. She ripped him apart, again and again and again. post Last Sacrifice
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Adrian I., Rose H. - Complete
Emotion reviews
The human body is overwhelming in its capacity for emotion. Sunny x Kyle, one shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sunny, Kyle O.
Apocalypse Sunrise reviews
“Do you ever wonder about us? I mean, wonder if there's something wrong with us?” “Is there ever anything wrong about love?” Fluffy Ian x Wanda oneshot. Reposted, ate the first one, and I didn't even get to read my reviews!
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Decomposition reviews
Finnick remembers the first time he saw her and the first time he knew she was going insane. Finnick x Annie
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Finnick O. - Complete
Breakeven reviews
Katniss has nightmares almost every night. Peeta knows this, because he always wakes up.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Femme Fatal reviews
They had called it instant gratification, Victoria’s kind of entertainment. But she knew differently, and she felt pretty safe saying she was in the right of it. Victoria x James, one shot drabble-ish type deal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Victoria, James - Complete
Memoirs of a Cynic reviews
You probably thought that this story was going to be about learning or loving or some other sappy thing like that. Well, guess what, it’s not. It’s about how life sucks, and you can't trust anyone to do anything anymore. Leah, post-breakup.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Pushing the Envelope reviews
In which Ginny accuses Draco of having questionable morals, Draco evades and eventually lies, and mattresses are discovered to by sucky hiding spots. Ginny x Draco oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Prey reviews
He didn’t know her name, didn’t know what she was. He lived in blissful ignorance that the the hunter would soon become the hunted. James and Victoria centric.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - James, Victoria - Complete
The Caged Bird reviews
Most girls her age sang like caged birds. This one spat like an enraged wildcat. A drabble on how Victoria came to be. Morbid, hinted Victoria x James.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - James, Victoria - Complete
Shadow Dance reviews
After they fed they made love, covered in blood and laughing. James x Victoria drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/15/2009 - James, Victoria - Complete
Paradise by the Dashboard Light reviews
Sam is drowning, Jacob is lost, and Leah is a bitter, cynical witch. Not a song-fic, but inspired by Meatloaf's Paradise by the Dashboard Light. Emily x Sam, Nessie x Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Jacob, Leah
Becoming Jacob Black reviews
Bella had the bittersweet quality of the dreams to which he desperately clung. Leah was the sharp flavor of the world in his eyes. Two-shot drabble. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
If Monsters Didn't Exist reviews
An ongoing collection of drabbles that will mostly though not entirely consist of angsty, one-side JacobxBella. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Fine Arts Aren't That Fine reviews
She had had a meeting with Forks High School’s solitary guidance counselor two days before. It was during that half-hour session that Bella first heard the words that would seal her doom: "You’ll have to join the color guard." One shot, Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella - Complete
Indescribable reviews
There is always something about Leah Clearwater. Jacob can’t ever put a finger on exactly what it is, other than impossible to ignore. Blackwater one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Mirrors reviews
Even after she had lost her perception of beauty, Leah had never tired of looking in the mirror. It reassured her that she was solid, though it couldn’t show her humanity. She hadn't realized anything could do that. One shot, Leah's POV, Jacob x Leah.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Wind reviews
When Bella thought of Jacob, she thought of the wind. She had learned to love them both, slowly, subtly, and not quite able to remember when it had become effortless. Set in NM. Bella x Jacob. One x Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bittersweet reviews
If it was just the beauty, Jacob would have had no problem tearing Tanya of the Denali clan apart. But the knowing—and the love—could stop him. One shot. Angsty Jacob x Tanya.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Jacob, Tanya - Complete
Enthralled reviews
Jacob used to believe that Leah Clearwater was pretty. But no one thought of her like that anymore. Still, through her bitterness, she was enthralling. Angsty Jacob x Leah, one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Jacob still had nightmares about Bella Swan. Of course, she was Bella Cullen now. Which meant he had nightmares about her, too. One shot. JacobxOC, one sided JacobxBella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Jacob - Complete