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by TurtleMaster341 reviews
"The Indominus Rex, our first genetically modified hybrid." "That thing out there, that's no dinosaur." All of the hatred and fear blinded everyone from seeing what kind of creature she really was... Constructive criticism is welcomed!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 215,363 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 20h - Published: 8/10/2015 - Claire, Owen, Indominus Rex, Lowery C. - Complete
And the Snow Keeps Falling - A Tale of Storms
by Dark Noel reviews
When Kyle mysteriously dissapears for two years, South Park begins to change...Craig has to deal with a dark past, and awaken some demons. Kenny is discovering some new interests, and Butters is hiding a dark secret. An evil organization is rising, and a series of strange dreams foretell of a dark future. Five storms are coming...but is anyone prepared for them? (Multiple Books)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 240,262 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/24 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Craig T., Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
To My Death I Fight
by BahamutReishiki reviews
It's been seven months since Ichigo managed to defeat Aizen during the Winter War. Just recently settling into new life as a normal human, he is shocked when he finds out he has been accepted into the prestigious Honnouji Academy. Unwilling to go, but not having a choice in the matter, he reluctantly decides to attend but wonders just what the next year will bring.
Crossover - Bleach & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 881,390 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Ichigo K., Ryuko M., Satsuki K.
by Obssesed Nuker reviews
Abyssal forces have a stranglehold on mankind, and it's taking everything the combined naval and kanmusu forces of the world can to just to break even. USS New Jersey finds herself thrust into the middle of this world, but how much difference can one battleship do? Are you really waiting for an answer? The answer is a LOT. Seriously. She's a frigging BATTLESHIP.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 365,128 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 10/23/2015
Or Die Trying
by M. R. Kenobi reviews
Welcome to Jurassic World, a place where your safety is our number one concern. However, safety isn't what concerns Marianne Randal on an island filled with ancient, misunderstood titans. Survival does. For the twenty thousand occupants of Jurassic World, it's survival of the fittest. And, as stated some twenty years previous, life will find a way. Or it will die trying.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,962 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Owen, OC]
Naruto: The Secret Songs of the Ninja
by Arcane Azmadi reviews
In the wake of the battle in the Land of the Waves, Uchiha Sasuke never opened his eyes. Devastated by the death of their teammate and friend, Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are forced to begin again with a new teammate, a new mission and a new destiny. But even a small rock thrown into a still pool creates ripples- and ripples may become waves that can drown the unwary...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 169,240 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U.
The Scaly Raptor
by Harry Leferts reviews
Owen had learned a lot about animals and training them from his grandfather, but had always thought his grandfather a bit crazy due to his stories that the amulet he owned was magical and let him understand animals. Now that he's dead, the amulet has been passed to Owen who is about to learn the truth behind his grandfather's stories...
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 169,037 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 12/3/2015
Tales Of Flame
by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 698,986 - Reviews: 3558 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 6/12/2006
Fairy Dance of Death
by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 460,191 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
The Witch House
by TepidAnger141 reviews
In an effort to improve the UK's political relations, the Queen orders Hellsing to the dank, swampy forests of France's corner. As eager and bloodthirsty as ever, Alucard, along with an exasperated Seras and Pip, head into the lair of a strange and wicked creature. Meanwhile, Integra struggles with harsh lessons learned in the modern era of vampire-hunting.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,174 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Alucard, Integra] [Pip, Seras]
by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Shinobi of the High Seas
by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 568,420 - Reviews: 8306 - Favs: 8,257 - Follows: 7,107 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
by Scriptorem stilis reviews
A few weeks after the closing of Jurassic World, Owen and Claire return to Isla Nublar in hopes of repairing the damages done by the Indominus Rex. But what they find on the island when they return could make reopening Jurassic World harder than expected. Reviews are greatly appreciated!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 63,181 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Velociraptor, Claire, Owen, Indominus Rex
Welcome to the Real World!
by boredyetinspiredartist reviews
AU Welcome to the life of a lowclass nerd named Suke. Being dunked in toilet seats, being bullied and forced to do other's homework. But WTF? He's not really who he think he is! Will he able to live a bully-free life without his getting cover blown? Chap 33 FINALLY UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,878 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
by Feathers Apart reviews
Owen Grady, ex soldier and animal trainer receives an invite for a job opening at the legendary Jurassic World. Upon his arrival he learns that this job will put his handling skills to the test and require far more blood, sweat, and tears than he ever imagined.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,452 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen - Complete
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,345 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 4/14/2007
by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 202,632 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Fetish? What's A Fetish?
by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
by Helene Oskanian reviews
Indominus Rex. An abomination. A tyrant who must be killed. That's what humans called her, but her true story was completely unknown to them. She never wanted to kill her sister. She never wanted to live in a cage. She never wanted to exist.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 27,083 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Velociraptor, T Rex, Indominus Rex - Complete
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe
by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
The Best Laid Plans
by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 190,300 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Lunchtime at Jurassic World
by Bill Hiers reviews
Supervisor Nick goes on his lunch break. Little does he know it'll be the last break he ever takes. A short scene from Jurassic World told from a minor character's P.O.V.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Indominus Rex, Owen - Complete
your princess in another castle
by Del'Mareve reviews
Mysterion saves Butters Stotch from certain death one cold, dark night. He is immediately captivated by the blonde-haired boy, but Butters wants nothing to do with love or caped crusaders. [AU. Bunny/Creek/Various Parings!]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,840 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] [Tweek T., Craig T.]
Cliff Notes for Ninjas
by Kaori reviews
A series of Coulda Been Shinobi'sGuides. All of the stories that didn't meet my requirements for Guide status ended up here. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 9/1/2006
Nothing but Trouble
by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 3,248 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
by Zapenstap reviews
A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 340,722 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14512 - Favs: 19,229 - Follows: 16,786 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: A Missive From The Commander
by jesakofedo reviews
Inspired by Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies, I present the Neon Genesis Evangelion Notice board. Basic premise: Gendo decides to display the antics of the NERV-1 staff in an attempt to prevent further incidents. Hilarity ensues, Angels defect, Terrifying!Maya is Terrifying. Gendo is not amused.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,301 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Gendo I., Rei A., Maya I., Zeruel
Summer of Discontent
by SaltyJak reviews
Vicky is seriously considering quitting her babysitting job after losing most of her customers when at the last minute she receives a phone call from the Turners.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,282 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Vicki, Timmy] [Tootie, OC]
The Melody of the Fox
by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4151 - Favs: 4,376 - Follows: 3,781 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
No Longer Alone
by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly
by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
by Vcorrigan reviews
Enter the psyche of society's base, add in numerous illegal substances, and you've got the expo of the century. Because neither can admit their faults, their feelings, the one thing that matters may be lost through their projections onto others. Tweek/Craig
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,121 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
Put Your Lights On
by klepto-maniac0 reviews
AU. Sephiroth has a child who's just as weird as he deserves. Final Chapter posted.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 134 - Words: 352,912 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles
by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k
by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
by Tearatone Maystar reviews
He's trapped, no way out. What can Timmy do to escape? Surely not go along with the situation. But what other choice does he have? Either way things look grim as he begins to lose him self to her discipline. Content will become even more adult later on.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,934 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Timmy, Vicki
The Laughing Fox
by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
The Great Romantic
by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Training for the Job
by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Ocarina of Konoha
by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Different Sort of Naruto
by Daniel Goldberg reviews
In the two and a half years he spent training with Jiraiya, Naruto has grown and matured exponentially. Now, after rescuing Gaara, he returns to Konoha. Will he find love? And power? And what of his clan? NaruXSakuXIno, DEAD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,068 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Cheer up, Mr Kaiba!
by Alena S. Anigor reviews
When Mokuba decides to cheer his brother up due to a stressful day, he asks Serenity for help. That, however turns out to be even more stressful for the elusive CEO...[KaibaxSerenity] Reviews are welcome.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,540 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Shizuka K./Serenity W., S. Kaiba
Naruto: Next Generation
by Shang reviews
Takes place 15 years after the manga; the Final Exam continues as the young gennin give it their all... who'll manage to exceed others and become chunin? Slight AU due to the manga development in the meantime. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 157 - Words: 416,632 - Reviews: 3255 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Naruto U.
Once More with Feeling
by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto
by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
The Lazy Uchiha
by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
by Trissacar reviews
Anko gets picked on for having a 'crush' on Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Anko M., Orochimaru
by 1Styx and Stones1 reviews
Yes, it's another one of those stories about what the team might have been like in high school. Deal with it. So, yeah. Warning - involves geeks, Goths, cute Italian guys, gym class - yuck , ninjas, and creepy kitten statues. Tiva, McAbby, and maybe Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,217 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011
And If That Don't Work?
by Sunshine Temple reviews
CH12 up. With enough gun, even an Angel can be destroyed, AT field & all. Wiping-out much of the nearby area, you don't want your Pilot & Ops Director getting caught in the blast. With a proven alternative, Nerv's position has changed & Shinji? Well...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 254,979 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2008
Jones' and James' Most Execellent Adventure
by Lysdexic reviews
Shameless self-insert into the Naruto universe. We give it to the Naruto universe doggy style.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,208 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone
by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Lies and Deceit
by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
by yumekokoro reviews
Oneshots. LeonxAshley. Trying to get 100 stories for 100 situations. Request a fic in a review!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,274 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Ashley G., Leon S. K. - Complete
Secret Video Files Of ITACHI
by Blood Rain Falling reviews
Itachi has a new camera and his making his biography. Follow Itachi through his life like you have never seen before. You've never seen a crack fic like this. definitely out of character and definitely crazy. Not even the characters take this story seriously so come in and have a laugh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Itachi U.
Diary of a Madman: Memoirs of a Nukenin
by Bloodreaver Alpha reviews
Uchiha Itachi.Missing Nin, Akatsuki member, mass murderer.He has power, and a lot of it.But after an encounter with the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, he begins to wonder what the point of it all is.What good is power if you've no good reason to use it? NaruxYugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,584 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Itachi U.
by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
First AVP fic.When Lex joined the Expedition to Antarctica, she never imagined the turns her life would take. From the pyramids of an isolated island at the top of the world to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, this is a story about life and the unexpected places it takes you, but in the end, you know you can always find your home. Complete LexScar
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 88,758 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Lex, Scar - Complete
by 1Styx and Stones1 reviews
The team is held captive by a psychopathic scientist on a mission to find out what makes a federal agent tick. Team-fic, maybe some Tiva. It's kind of creepy, but I think I've fallen in love with the mad scientist.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,540 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011
The Hellsing Files
by Keith B. Real reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
Show Me a Hero
by JadeCrescent Fallen reviews
What if Konoha was the weakest hidden village? What if it was just a huge slum? The Rookie 9 have just graduated, and now they must face their problems to better the future of Konoha. An epic tale of romance, determination, and hardship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,852 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/12/2006
by serenphoria reviews
Collection of shorts. Insights, projections, snapshots, theories, etc. #23: Jiraiya - Being ridiculously awesome comes at a cost.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Jiraiya
by may uzumaki reviews
Hidan gets captured. Kakuzu goes to free him and also gets caught. And the rest of the Akatsuki get caught up in a battle that will stay with them forever, quite literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki
by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Diary of a Not So Wimpy Vampire
by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
Alucard's un-cut, un-edited, play-by-play version of his life as a servant of Hellsing. It's not a diary, it's a fan-fic! Sorry for recent late-ness. I'm a slacker.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alucard
by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 4,985 - Follows: 3,446 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
by Coletta reviews
Alucard and Integra are stranded on an island together, and Integra is Alucard's only source of sustenance.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,478 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Alucard, Integra
by CMYK reviews
AAxS. Slight AU. Millenium is broken, Iscariot is but a memory, and the Paladin has no place in the world. Hellsing offers him a niche, but he struggles with his contempt for them. NOW WITH PICTURES/ART!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,260 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Alexander, Seras
by Anthurak reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Not All That is Over is Past
by Doppler Effect reviews
Sequel to Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost. Gibbs's team is called in to Amestris for the murder of an NCIS agent found in Dublith. However, it's not a simple murder. Because that would just be too easy, wouldn't it?
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,051 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Edward E. - Complete
by Hystericaled reviews
The jeering and mocking young Anko received from other kids goes overboard. Uncreative and boring as their chants of 'Tomboy' are, there was only so much name-calling a girl can handle. To prove them wrong, Anko wants to enter a contest. But to do that, she will need her sensei's help. LONG HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
Dude, Your Chick's a Dude
by Prince Darkcloud reviews
At least, I think she is... Continued summary inside. Style, Bunny, Creek, and other slight pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,272 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - [Stan M., Kyle B.]
A New Problem Arises: Akatsuki
by Spectre.of.Apples reviews
Why is there a dead person in the base? What did Itachi do? a Naruto version of Llamas with Hats. No pairings. Rated for Itachi's devious acts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
by Isilithix reviews
Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,496 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
24 Hours in Hell
by ReluctantSlashFan reviews
When McGee's neighbors start attacking each other he soon realizes all is not well. In fact, it's majorly 'hinky.'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,767 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
From boxers to bras
by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Timing In Everything
by Sashile reviews
An aircraft carrier off Bahrain is attacked during a Family Weekend and training exercise with the Israeli navy. While Ziva investigates Israel's involvement, Gibbs and Abby are called to help DiNozzo figure out what happened. Tiva; latest in my series.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,749 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
by procyonlotor reviews
When one has a mansion, one must also have a maid. "So do I get a sexy uniform, or what?"
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,013 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
The Dawn of War
by RyuHll reviews
I do not own Naruto.Rated M for rape.Anyways, Naruto is banished and never seen since.Orochimaru and Tsunade are dead, Sasuke and Sakura taking their place.The Akatsuki now have a village.What does this all mean?The dawn of a new war...Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,171 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tobi vs Madara
by iflip4dolphins reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Obito U., Madara U.
by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3354 - Favs: 5,360 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Seras Victoria: Road Rasher
by The Silver Mystery reviews
Seras wants more clothes than she already has, which isn't much. So what does she do? Gets involved in the motorcycle racing circuit!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,780 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Seras - Complete
by Aoi24 reviews
AU. Drabble/short!fic series. After the massacre, Sasuke devotes himself to the path of the healer seeking to save lives rather than destroy them. Medic-nin!Sasuke. PTSD!Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U.
by Fictionstv reviews
Anko fights Kakashi in order to bring Sasuke to Orochimaru. This story details the relationship between Orochimaru and his apprentice Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,896 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
by GreenOnion reviews
In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 342,146 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006
Don't press dat!
by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path
by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
The God of Death
by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 273,118 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010
From a Woman's Point of View
by natashaheisenburg reviews
COMPLETE. Quan Chi turned Sub-zero into a woman! This is his journey to regain his manhood. On his way, he meets Scorpion. What will happen? EDIT: Chp 15-16 rewritten.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,970 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang - Complete
by dark-night-sky reviews
Craig and Tweek were never the best of friends, more of friends of friends. But they never really hung out alone, if possible. But after a suggestion from Clyde, the two find their relationship evolving...much to their distaste. Creek/slash. K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,882 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
by Denim88 reviews
He left, feeling that it would better protect those he cared for. Was it the right choice? What would result from this decision? Naruto set out for a new home, and created a new path for himself. Watch as our hero's legacy unfolds. NarutoxTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,751 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
The Demon Prince of Konoha
by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes
by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Mayhem at Hogwarts
by Yami Maibe reviews
Alucard, Police Girl and Walter become Hogwarts professors. Will the students survive this year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Alucard
Needs More Dakka
by Agent HUNK reviews
Alucard, though an odd series of events, discovers the glory of Warhammer 40,000. Naturally, his first instinct is to request his own copy of one of the setting's iconic weapons: a bolt pistol. The results that follow can only be described as Chaos.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Alucard
The Arkham Chronicles
by clownprincessofcrime.07 reviews
The Joker, the Riddler, the Scarecrow, Harvey Dent, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn are all trapped in Arkham- and they don't like it! What's worse is they have to partake in team building exercises! crack fic. ooc.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,222 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Sleeping with the Girls, Vol I: Fictional Reality
by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,335 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
Just a Dive
by Sergeant Conley reviews
At the ungodly hour of three in the morning, Tony and McGee are forced to pull over at a dive where something just isn't right...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Predators in Afghanistan
by Srelex reviews
As the struggle for Helmand Province continues, Coalition and Taliban forces have to face a new, shadowy opponent that cares not for politics or religion, but for trophies...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,967 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
These Black Eyes
by P0ST reviews
The ongoing adventures and experiences of the Teen Titans, as witnessed through the eyes of a silent newcomer.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 272 - Words: 2,635,020 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Naruto: Entwined Tails
by MountainWind reviews
When they met in a dream both were fulfilled, but slowly he forgot. She has not, and she has come to his life for one purpose: to serve and love him. The only problem is a certain kunoichi or two may object. Warnings and pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,784 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
by luckychaos reviews
Deadpool stumbles into the Avatar world, and immediately loves it. Glad to be away from the complicated morass of Marvel, he eagerely embraces this new world, and joins the Avatar to see how much he screws things up; the Deadpool way! T for language.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009
Ninja Chef Naruto
by NamelessEpitaph reviews
When young jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,598 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Alucard and the Xbox
by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
by Sinkme reviews
AU Xover Naruto/NCIS. What if shinobi were hired by the government to work as special forces? Jenny as Director, Itachi is 13, pre-massacre. Focuses on Gibbs, Jenny, and Itachi during the NCIS episodes Twilight and Kill Ari I and II.
Crossover - Naruto & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Itachi U., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Something to Die For
by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
by Metropolis Kid reviews
Do to some meddling, Alucard gets split into his three primary forms. The problem? They're having trouble putting him back together. And Hellsing butts heads with an ancient brotherhood of vampire hunters. AxS pairing. Hope you enjoy. AU, obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Itachi and Kisame Get High
by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction
by Emerald Tiara reviews
A clear example of the chaos caused by ninjas finding fanfiction. What happens when a group of Konoha shinobi are intorduced to the horror that is Mitsuki, the MarySue?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,244 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007
Fox of Konoha
by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 3,039 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Full Metal Berserker
by JubeiYagyuSama reviews
A Black Swordsman, cursed to wander the land and destroy demons finds himself transported to a world of Sins, and alchemy. A strange crossover. Rated M for gore and violence. AU, Based vaguely on the Manga.
Crossover - Berserk & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,885 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/22/2006
RE4: Wake Up
by Lukyirish12 reviews
LeonAshley: Home at last, Leon starts his job of protecting the First Daughter but can he see beyond his tormented past, separating duty and passion, enough to save her from everything but himself? Can he save her from her dreams..? Please Enjoy! R&R
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,034 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Ashley G., Leon S. K.
The Middle Ground
by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Trapt Between Worlds
by Let Me Be reviews
Naruto never wanted to be a shinobi.With the power to speak with the dead and do other strange things. Will Naruto be able to discover her heritage and at the same time keep her secrets from being revealed? Rated M for Naruto's use of foul language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,707 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Chunin Exam Day
by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14852 - Favs: 8,211 - Follows: 6,196 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Ultimate Experiment: Weapon X
by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
At age 4, Naruto is taken from Konoha, by Orochimaru. 8 years later, on a C Class, turned A Class, mission, Mitarashi Anko is brutally attacked due to her connection to the Sannin by his most feared project, Weapon X, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Anko M.
by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Like all the best love stories, it began with violence and kidnapping.
Crossover - Ranma & Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,376 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Ranma, Suika I. - Complete
by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood
by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3546 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2992 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make you facepalm and groan, guaranteed. Now with 99% more random! Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 55,739 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear!
by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6132 - Favs: 10,464 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
For the Love of my Friends
by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5598 - Favs: 4,299 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Steel shatering fist
by Ryuken-Sogetsu reviews
Kenichi's mountain training happens a little differently and he becomes a Dou type fighter instead of a sei type read and review slightly OOC Kenichi in later chapters KenXMiyu i do not own history's strongest disciple kenichi in any way shape or form
Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,438 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Raikiri Triken: The Three Souls Swordsman
by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Harry Potter is possessed by the spirits of Shishio Makoto, Himura Kenshin, and Seta Sojiro. Carrying their three swords, Harry hunts down the supposedly dead Voldemort. Just one problem: the Dark Lord is staying with his cousin, the snake sannin. Chp25!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,038 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
This Time Around
by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4298 - Favs: 6,460 - Follows: 6,558 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dark Corners of the House of the Rising Sun
by KalliopeStarmist reviews
.:drabble:. Tales from Konoha's Quintessential Dysfunctional Family, the Hyuugas. Starring Hinata, Hanabi, Hiashi, Hizashi, and Neji, even though his name doesn't start with an H.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,108 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H.
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever
by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
The Butterfly Effect
by Metropolis Kid reviews
What if Seras had never joined D11? What if she'd never gone to Cheddar? What would happen if she made one different choice in her life and then met Alucard a year later? How would the effects of this ripple outwards? Anime AU. AlucardxSeras pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,276 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
All Manner of Horror
by Dirty Reid reviews
Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto dies at the Valley of the End but then the god of chaos appears and decides to mess with Naruto life making him his champion. Mass crossover and multiple pairing.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 262,579 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Mother Issues
by Gregg Landsman reviews
What does one do with a 200' tall biological cyber-superweapon? Anything it wants, really. The Tenth Angel is destroyed, and someone thought gone is returned. Episode 2 of the Father Knows Best series is complete. Author's Note added.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,119 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Genius of Konoha
by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 4,095 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto no Kimyōna Bōken: Shippuden
by kyugan reviews
AU. Uzumaki Naruto, age fifteen. Known delinquent, is in for the ride of his life as he experiences his own Bizarre Adventure!
Crossover - Naruto & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,073 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Naruto U.
by Agar reviews
Alucard has picked up some strange hobbies in the past 500 years. A week long “slice of life” in the Hellsing household.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Alucard, Integra
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Father Knows Best
by Gregg Landsman reviews
AU. It's amazing what a few negative opinions on the review board will do. One small change changes everything, much like the butterfly causing a hurricane. That and makes things somewhat more complicated on the romantic end. Finished with Episode 1.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 3,812 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto
by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3771 - Favs: 5,889 - Follows: 5,231 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fox Among the Fowl: Redone
by Juubi no Ryuu reviews
Summary: Naruto, separated from his Sensei, is chased down by the Akatsuki. When he thinks it is over for him, he feels a pull, then darkness. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a new world, with a few new changes to himself. Discontinued for now.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,383 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Holly S., Naruto U.
For Want of a Jinchuuriki
by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Seven Guns for Naraka Prime
by Storm Archon reviews
Facing ruin at the hands of armed raiders, a colony on the frontier of known space turns to hired mercenaries for help. Seven unlikely warriors answer the call, but soon find themselves facing something far more dangerous than simple human killers.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 101,538 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007
Ultimate Kekkei Genkai: The Jagan
by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
During the fight with Haku, Sasuke wasn't the only one to awaken a Bloodline Limit. How will this affect the Narutoverse? Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,057 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
by SeaCatSD reviews
Naruto's been lacking in certain aspects of his education, but when push comes to shove Tsunade knows just the kunoichi to fill in the gaps. NaruxAnko Mature Content/Slight crack/Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
After Evangelion: The Shinji Chronicles
by Nighthawk Imac reviews
After the last angel attack, Shinji moved to the country in search of a normal life. But he finds nothing but trouble; Street races by night and schoolyard relationships by day, all while trying to keep his past buried. But it can’t last forever. Pls R&R
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,005 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Shinji I.
Of Bad Apparations and PissedOff Old Men
by Dancing Nightmare reviews
Harry Potter accidentally apparates himself into 94-year-old Edward Elric’s living room. Edward is not amused by his shenanigans. FMAxHP crossover, post movieverse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Complete! As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakura/harem, duh! Actually, not really...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
by Polychromatic Idiosyncrasies reviews
In canon, Sasuke names his new team Team Taka - Team Hawk . Not so much in canon, he buys a sign for them. When there is a misprint, he attempts to return his sign. Bad things happen from there. Pairing: SasukexFrustrationOhGodWhyMe
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Reality Flux: Armored Core and Bolo
by Shadow's Forge reviews
Reality Flux! The Armored Cores, the epitome of one universes war machines, have a very close encounter with a Bolo Planetary Interdictor Unit. Bring on the Hellbores.
Armored Core - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 4,047 - Follows: 3,639 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
by Elmer Beckett reviews
Naruto is alone he accepts that. He will go without love, he accepts that. He will live just for the sake of existing. So why won't these girls just leave him alone? Narux?,onesided Naruxharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Of Foxes and Fireworks
by Jetslinger reviews
Lost in enemy territory and their chakra sealed by a mysterious jutsu, they have no one to rely on but each other. Naruto x Hanabi. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,500 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Hanabi H., Naruto U.
Key Through the Heart
by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,007 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Carl's Fricken' Ninja Adventure Redux
by Joe Kid reviews
Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Naruto, Need I say more?
Crossover - Naruto & Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire
by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
Something's wrong with Gaara
by xXTsumetaiXx reviews
It was a normal day until Gaara got a package. Ever since then Gaara's been acting very strangely. What was in that package? Who gave it to him? What's going on! Now Temari and Kankuro have to find out what has happened to their sibling!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
by Fallarin reviews
Traveling to a competition in Ulan Bator across the Gobi desert, a martial artist must fight for her life when insectoid black serpents attack out of a sandstorm. After surviving one battle, she realizes she is not the only combatant.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,527 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
What will your legacy be? A question that has many answers; follow the tale of Naruto and his fellow Konoha-nin as they face the dangers of an uncertain future, seeking their own legacy. And to think, it all begins with the final battle with Akatsuki...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 385,372 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/29/2005
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold
by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
by Shadow Quil reviews
Complete. Team Seven splits off to train and get stronger, but what happens when they come back after Sakura adopts an alter-ego as an assassin? Possibly going under construction at some point - a jumble of ideas rather than a real plot. NARUTO NOT MINE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 143,872 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Alucard's Worst Nightmares
by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sequel to "Please, Master, May I Kill Her?". Another One-Shot. Three days after his discussion with Integra, Alucard has yet to find Bin Laden. And what's worse? The vampire's started having Twilight nightmares! More Twilight bashing. Slight hints of AxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
by Hugplx reviews
He had two friends in the entire world. One betrayed him and the other disappeared. His desire was to always protect those who couldn't protect themselves, but now he's finding it hard to stay motivated, yet still, he remains strong. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,911 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Forgotten Little Things
by Running Thunder reviews
History travels in strange and twisted circles. Follow the friends of Naruto as they brave hookers, perverts, and forbidden village secrets in an attempt to discover his past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,897 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Seras V Predator
by Keith B. Real reviews
London is gripped by a heatwave and something that's not a vampire is killing people.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Seras
Sick and Twisted Naruto Omakes: The Series
by Shade reviews
Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha switch bodies. Hilarity Ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sound of a Jinchuuriki
by Foxcomm reviews
Fruits are yucky," Naruto said. "Naruto, you have to eat your fruits," Sarutobi told him. Who knew he would regret those words so quickly when the 3 year old got up and ate the Oto Oto Fruit Jiriaya brought. X-over One Piece. Complete YugitoXnaruXHina
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,779 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hold My Hand
by Wing staff-4 reviews
Wall-E and EVE had learned a lot the past century of being together. One grim lesson they learned is that the world changes and as proof, nothing lasts. However, one thing is for sure: the only thing that will always last, is holding each others' hands.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,325 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Sweet, Twisted Love
by lynx4 reviews
What would happen if a wuss took a serious dose of Viagra? A ShinjiRei fic SWEAR!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 5/21/2004
Fly Me to the Moon
by DigiFruit reviews
Ino gets into a fight with her parents and runs away from home. She decides to crash at Naruto’s place for the time being, since he’s the only one with a place of his own. Sakura, however, does not approve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,974 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 229 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu
by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto Online: The Fanfiction Wars!
by DtecnoKira reviews
HIATUS- What happens when Naruto characters begin writing their own fanfiction? Read and find out! But be warned, there's more to this story than that alone. Someone has emerged from the shadows to attack. Can the ninja rescue a kidnapped Hinata?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,129 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
by gunman reviews
Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Life after death
by dasonone reviews
Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,498 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
by Classic Cowboy reviews
Crossover w Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children For thirteen years, Yuffie Kisaragi had been living a lie. Now the truth of her history has come out and with her friends she's gone in search of the last of her real family: her nephew Naruto Uzumaki
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,363 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Yuffie K., Naruto U.
A Beautiful Death
by Uncle Joe reviews
Many eons have passed for a war weary Naruto, and now comes his final hour watch as the man who could be a god makes his last stand. Oneshot. Complete
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Birds and Bees
by dave-d reviews
They guys are cooped up together. What will they talk about to pass the time? Boys will be boys! Warning: a coarse and silly story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
by JErosion reviews
After a few awkward moments after school Shinji Ikari begins reevaluate himself. And looks to the possiblity that he can have more than just Eva in his life. SxH... mostly
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,673 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Shinji I., Hikari H.
by The-Caitiff reviews
My silly one shot folder for stories in the Naruto universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Melting the Ice
by Princess of the Knight reviews
Anzu needed a job to pay for dancing school. She never figured she'd end up working for Seto Kaiba as Mokuba's nanny. Anzu thought it would easy but she soon learns things about the Kaiba bros that she never knew. SetoAnzu
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,011 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
by Rythixx reviews
They broke him, and chased him away from the few that cared. And into the hands of one of their biggest enemies. Now he has the power to make them pay dearly. The only question that remains is, will he? Naruto Harem. SemiDark Super Naruto.Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,665 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Seras Sees Dead People
by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras gets a new power. It causes her no end of trouble. Now our favorite little fledgling is seeing all kinds of 'lost' souls... including a particular pirate with a magic compass and a fondness for rum. Hope you enjoy. And reviews would be nice too. Lol
Crossover - Hellsing & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Seras, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Naruto: Ninja of the Sand
by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto, at a young age was taken from Leaf and raised in Sand. Follow him as he grows up with new friends, a real family, and a new path. NarutoXTemari GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,470 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
by sentinel28 reviews
What's this? Is Shinji going to get lucky? Is Rei turning into a closet drunk? Is Asuka regretting crossing Misato? IS THIS STORY FINALLY FINISHED? All these answers and more in "Misato's Revenge: The Final Chapter Really! "
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
Resident Hellsing: Code Iscariot
by Keith B. Real reviews
Iscariot missed out on Raccoon City, but not to be outdone, Maxwell sends Anderson to Rockfort Island in an effort to strike at Umbrella.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,996 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
The Broken Tool
by Jonohex reviews
Haku is alive, barely, after the battle at the bridge. With his master, Zabuza, dead and a team of vengeful hunter ninja close on his trail can he hope to last long? Haku X female OC. Please read & review, all comments and advice are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,172 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Haku, Inari, OC - Complete
by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
by Metropolis Kid reviews
After a ghoul attack, Seras finds a terrified boy in a church. Her maternal instincts kick in, and she takes the boy back to the mansion until they can find out who he is and if he has any family. My first Hellsing fic. Anime-verse, post order 13.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,695 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Seras - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent
by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
by Chibi-Reaper reviews
A little experiment... A Naruto, Disgaea crossover where Laharl claims Naruto as his successor. Check it out, leave a review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,445 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007
by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Life goes on
by avian304 reviews
zomgz an update! ReiShinji, Chapter 13. Shinji is forced to move into Rei's apartment by request of commander Ikari. Hilarity, angst, and romance ensues.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,813 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Shinji I., Rei A.
by MithLuin reviews
Why Alucard is not allowed to Answer the Phone.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 3,617 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
A Twist of Chance
by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Cold Blue Metal
by zero0000 reviews
To save Uzumaki Naruto's life from the village council, the Sandaime declared him as Konoha's secret weapon and assigned the responsibility of his training to recently named ANBU captain Uchiha Itachi. Mildly AU. Probably going to be NaruKin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,210 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Only Bastards Rise
by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 401 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
by Omagic reviews
A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,557 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Salazar S.
by kingprawnsct reviews
A young and abused Harry is moved by Social Services to his mother’s cousin in America. How will Hogwarts respond to a Harry that has been raised by everybody’s favorite doctor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P.
by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
by Hidari reviews
Puberty has kicked in. Shinji is taller than Asuka. What will that mean for our favorite couple? Nigeru spinoff.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
The Book of Naruto
by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Fun With Akatsuki
by Teslyn reviews
Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Itachi U.
A Black Comedy
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5671 - Favs: 11,898 - Follows: 3,755 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Person I Admire
by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
One Hundred Days
by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 395,571 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cry of the Youko
by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
by Tail Kinker reviews
Shinji arrives in Tokyo3 to see his father for the first time since his mother drowned and to meet his new fiancee. He is not pleased about being engaged against his will, but this pales when he discovers the role he has been selected to fill...
Crossover - Evangelion & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,125 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] - Complete
No More Underwear
by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Godzilla vs the Zillas
by GodzillaGuy92 reviews
When the world, weakened by the recent Xilian invasion, is threatened by the next generation of Zillas, who will rise to defend it? COMPLETE.
Crossover - Godzilla & Godzilla: The Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,481 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - American Godzilla/Zilla, Godzilla, Shinichi Ozaki, Douglas Gordon - Complete
Ganbatte ne, Oirokechan
by yasuhei reviews
Just a single momentary and chance meeting can sometimes have the power to change a whole lot. What will Naruto do if he wants the prize badly enough? Training just got a whole lot sexier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U.
My Jersey Boy
by Kreskin reviews
Fans of Inuyasha or human decency may be offended by this Inuyasha x Carl pairing. The Aqua Teens are growing tired of the dog-boy, and when Carl's supposed death sends Inu into a suicidal depression, Master Shake takes matters into his own yellow hands!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,407 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/29/2004
It Will Change Your Life
by recodan reviews
REUPLOADED CAUSE YOU WHINED! What happened when a certain jumpsuit becomes required attire? Some crazy stuff, thats what! Don't send me PM's calling me sexist please. I get that enough in real life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Nor The Battle To The Strong or Operation FRACTURE
by The J.A.M. a.k.a. Numbuh i reviews
Wally has to fight his way out of the DC's clutches...with a broken arm! Trapped behind enemy lines, can Wally somehow emphasize brains over brawn and find a way out of his predicament?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Lessons of Experience
by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Guide to Everything
by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Having problems in life? Well these guides have your answers! Learn tips and warnings as you read guides created by your favourite ninjas in Konoha! // Various Pairings Applied. // Viewer Discretion Advised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,608 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
He observed the hawk in flight. He watched as the wind danced across the moors. He saw the leaf float upon the currents. And then, he got an idea. A horrible, frightening, disturbing, and utterly evil idea. What if I could fly? Collection of short stories
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Naruto U.
The Will to Be Strong: Legends in The Making
by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Team 7, legends in the making. Their lives will weave an epic once more. Part Five: The Jounin Exams are under way, and in the midst of the chaos Kakashi's team will be thrust into once more. [SasuSaku, NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 220,430 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
by sulkdodds reviews
Samuel Long was always looking for adventure, and what could be better than Isla Sorna, hunting dinosaurs? But one by one, people are dying and the line between fantasy and reality is blurring. DONE. to old readers: there's a new chapter in there
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,370 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Complete
Beneath The invisible Mask
by Anthoinette reviews
Team 7 Is on a mission. In a hurry Naruto drops his invisible mask and his true self comes to the light. Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi persuade Naruto to be himself. But how will Konoha react to that and how will Sasuke feel towards the real Naruto? Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,364 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die
by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 582 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sasuke's Reason For Living!
by Pepsi Dragon reviews
Sasuke was the avenger, but what if his goal died? Moving onto Plan B, with some help from Naruto and friends, Sasuke attempts to Revive the Uchiha Clan. SasuNaru?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,757 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
by Adam Kadmon reviews
I guess I'm calling this a parody, since crap isn't a selectable genre yet. Evangelion as a more traditional giant robot story. You'll be surprised. By how bad it is.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,918 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Shinji I.
Itachi Must Die!
by Ouha-chan reviews
SasuSaku. A series of short stories involving swift, nonsensical demises for Uchiha Itachi under completely ridiculous and even retarded circumstances. The Holiday Specials conclude! Omake 24 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,882 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
by internalscars reviews
The Naruto gang are on a chatroom. What crazy things will happen? Let the chaos begin! Rated T just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/31/2006
Scenario no Yui
by GuppyLips reviews
What if Gendo Ikari had went into Unit 01 instead of Yui? I've tried to do justice to the possibility, which I hope after reading you'll find plausable, as well as the ramifications such an action has for the Eva universe.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,484 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 1/4/2005
by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Naruto: the Videogame
by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007
The Night The House of Cards Was Built
by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 6,062 - Follows: 3,776 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
by Isumo 1489 reviews
After escaping tragic pasts, young Naruto, Gaara and Haku form an eccentric but powerful team and forever change Konoha. While confronting adversity and enemies they choose to transform a forlorn past into a bright future. AU Note: The story continues in a sequel! Harbinger, written by tigerowl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 364,795 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Behind a Mask
by refused reviews
Hiatus. Tenten, now 18 years old and chuunin, takes her first step as ANBU. Never did she imagine that a certain blonde would be the new captain of her team. NaruTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,826 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Naruto U., Tenten
By These Fists
by Andivari reviews
Naruto always knew his path had no shortcuts. He always knew the odds were against him. Age has brought him maturity and skill. And as a jinchuuriki, help comes from odd places. Spoilers up to chapter 305 in the manga. eventually I'll settle on a pair
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,448 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Uzumaki Naruto: The Ninja Chronicles
by Durza II reviews
Naruto develops from a loser into a strong shinobi, but still its not enough to face the enemies out there, the greatest being Akatsuki. He has the help of a few select shinobi he has come to call friends, but they won't be enough. He needs to grow strong
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,557 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Mating Frenzy
by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7152 - Favs: 5,692 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi
by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Soldier Out Of This World
by MadHat886 reviews
A modern day female British soldier finds herself in a strange new world. And once there she meets a certain hyper nin and his team along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,449 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
To Measure My Capacity
by Uniden reviews
Itachi wants someone powerful to fight him, so he can properly measure his capacity. How does the future change when he decides Naruto is a possible measure? Pairings revealed in later chapters, input and suggestions appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,804 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Naruto U.
by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Soldier of Spira Repost
by rr1963 reviews
Auron is a hard man in a hard world. He has a job to do and he can't let anyone or anything get in his way. Can anyone bring light back into his dark world? Now aurikku. Follows the game, but pretty AU now.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 639,955 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Auron, Rikku
I'm Evil, believe it!
by Seer-Sandman reviews
Naruto is kidnapped by a pack of strange creatures and is forced to take on his destined role, to be the Overlord. Overlord crossover DarkNaruto OOC OC. Story adopted from Evilmidgetgod14 after he left.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,566 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Break the World
by Rihaku reviews
Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U.
You don’t deserve me
by dasonone reviews
Naruto snaps. Naruto and Sasuke fought at the Valley of the End and Naruto won, bringing back Sasuke he expected a warm welcome…but it wasn’t how he wanted, trying to run away he is accompanied by someone he would have never expected. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,792 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Till Eternity's End
by The-Silent-Muse reviews
Forged from the twisted science of Midgar, and tempered by the shadows of Sephiroth, Uzumaki Naruto was power incarnated. Now, before the gates of Konoha, will this fallen angel find his absolution, or will his past haunt him until eternity's end?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,599 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U.
by Rushe84 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto - also known as the Fourth Hokage's Legacy, and the Host of the Nine-tails - takes the ninja world by storm when he graduates from the academy a year ahead of his time; becoming a student of Maito Gai. Currently under revision.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,339 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Gai M.
Adventures in Lightning
by Shad0wHunter reviews
Lee, Naruto, Hinata and Tenten find themselves on their way to the lightning country seeking to gain diplomacy with the Raikage. Updates Cancelled, instead i'm rewriting the whole fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,052 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
All for One
by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3376 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
The Hyuuga Way
by Edric Loto reviews
The Hyuuga family is very traditional, perhaps this is a blessing in disguise for the young heiress Hyuuga Hinata. HinataNaruto, Hinata centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,188 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou
by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
by genhoss reviews
A harry potter sg1 crossover. harry gets changed into a girl, femslash, HPLL crossess over book5 season 7
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,090 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007
From Ramen with Love
by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Idiot's Guide to Nindo
by James Ray Edwards reviews
[AU]The Idiot's Guide to Nindo: Guaranteed to turn any No Talent, Number One Unpredictable Ninja, Loser into a Genius of all affairs, or your money back guaranteed! It's so easy, even a Naruto can do it! ...What the HECK is this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,034 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006
by Shang reviews
Naruto and the gang are send to participate in the tournament that gathers shinobies from every country. What challanges awaits them? Full summary inside. Please R&R Currently on HATIUS, sorry
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,469 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Naruto U.
by KlosetAuthor reviews
I was tired of Stories where Naruto goes from not noticing Hinata to cleaning her tonsils in 20 minutes or two paragraphs. So instead of complaining I decided to see if I could do better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 135,268 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: The Garden
by MountainWind reviews
A single blossom can hold generations of seedlings, but it was a solitary flower that drew her there, to the borderlands between heaven and hell. A tale of two lovers and a curious watcher. M for language and sexual situations NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Don't Believe it
by mooglebaku reviews
Naruto becomes even more annoying, Kakashi becomes addicted to Final Fantasy, Kiba needs a new friend, Neji is a perv, Shika and Temari's relationship gets strange, and Lee can't ditch Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,268 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
The Pride of Suna
by Legendary Legacy reviews
The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,634 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Old Soldiers Never Die
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 5,085 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Art of Persuasion
by muishiki reviews
Complete Naruto, Jiraiya, and Tsunade decide to leave Konoha after politics become too much for them. But first, Naruto wants to go out with a bang.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bonding Over Big Swords
by Shaun Garin reviews
[Multi Part][Crossover Bleach][BleachAUverse MSNAUverse] A series of stories centered around Kurosaki Ichigo and Kagurazaka Asuna gives insight into bonding over really big swords.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto
by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Get Me a Wife
by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Schemes are Made of
by Belfaust reviews
Tsunade wants Naruto to be her special missionary ninja. She a special plan for him. Naruto is to stupid to get the picture and thinks its his first Sranked Mission. Part5 is up and more weird stuff starts to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,669 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Tsunade S., Naruto U.
Child of the Earth
by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Traveling all 12 years of his life, Naruto has grown up close to nature and far from society. But when his sensei informs him that they're returning to his birth town, Konohagakure, he finds out that adjusting to the changes isn’t going to be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U.
by DaaNi-ChAn reviews
She realizes that she had fallen head over heels for a certain redhaired visitor in a matter of a few days. What happens when someone decides to pay the Yamanaka's a visit? Don't like, Don't read. Please R&R. UPDATED: Sequel is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,622 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Icha Icha Naruto
by antiassasinguy reviews
When there's life out there trying to bite you, all you can do is pray to God. And hope he answers. Too bad for Naruto, he sends more problems than solutions. Three women... and no way out. Good luck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U.
Lack of Motivation
by HarbingerLady reviews
Naruto has made an agreement with sandaime. How will Naruto act as Leaf shinobi when he hate Konoha and its people? Chapter 22, The Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,151 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Naruto U.
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar
by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Hinata's Little Black Book
by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Chosen of Olympus
by Inquisitor Tanrus reviews
Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,635 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
One of the Cool Kids
by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Let's take Naruto out
by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto has heart problems, that this time can seriously take away his selfconfidence. But his new friend, a male, offers him his help. And mayhem and embarassing situations ensue. [NarutoXMultiplegirls][RXR][Rating changed]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,942 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006
Not a Relaxing Vacation
by iMmoRtaLfrEnD704 reviews
Coincidence? I think not. We all ended up a the same hotel for our vacation! Was it a setup? Bad Summary. Just read please. Lots of funny. ShikaTema, NejiTenKan, HinaKiba, InoCho, NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,538 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
by Mz-Kitty-Kat reviews
Years have passed. Naruto has grown stronger and more attractive. He walks down the streets and women swoon over him. Jiraiya being the pervert he is decided to capitalize on this. With Tsunade by his side, he’s determined to see which harem will win.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,737 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U.
Show And Tell
by kakashidiot reviews
It's show and tell. Shino is up. And he's creepy. Can the class stick it? CRACKTASTIC! RandR! Some shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 8/22/2005
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick
by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning
by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Red wons go fasta!
by Riddlesindisguise reviews
An Ork Warboss of the Evil Suns clan wages a Krusade against the 40k galaxy. Read and reveiw! Fourth Chapter is up!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,950 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006
So Sue Me
by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 3,353 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
An Alternate Path
by Surarrin reviews
[Alternate Reality] A single action as you stare death in the face can have adverse effects. Instead of hate, Naruto grew up with the fear of Konoha. Now watch as he backed by the ninja population of Konoha leads his life ultimately to his final goal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 160,037 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
by Lord Ironwolf reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if a Khorne Berserker got dropped into the One Hundred Acre Woods?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
A Monster In Paradise
by Gothenheim.J reviews
A Warhammer 40,000Lion King crossover story. The war between the Imperium of man and the Orks reaches the Pridelands.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
by wingchumonZERO reviews
Naruto is exposed to the Kyuubi at a young age, causing him to go insane. However, having an insane side with the skills of a Jounin might not be so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,488 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A new team, different sensei
by Kin-Ryu Chikara reviews
Naruto has a different team and a very different sensei. What will change? What will stay the same? Not very good summary, but better story. Pairings decided by vote. NaruSakuIno. Read and review! Note: adopted by Saito namikaze and Shauni2420.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,921 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Better the Daemon You Know Part 1
by Extartius reviews
‘MEN OF ORRAX, TO ME!’ Corgan screamed, charging out directly into the guns of the enemy. Explosions went off around them and the cones of ripping death homed in on the stream of fresh meat for the grinder. The tang of blood was thick on the air.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,789 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
by Resolution.Kindness reviews
Naruto unknowingly falls prey to Jiraiya and Tsunade's experiment. His life becomes even more messed up when the girls suddenly find him more attractive than usual. Can he really blame it on Jiraiya?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,368 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U.
by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Through Crimson Eyes
by DelightfullyMAD reviews
The battle between Sasuke and Naruto at the Valley of the End had reprucussions beyond anything that anyone had anticipated...rn(Chapter 10 has been revised)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,143 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire
by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
by Lousy Poet Automaton reviews
The Seal was supposed to trap the great demon into the child... except there was already something there. Naruto lives with a lifetime of memories not his own, and a cursed brand with a far worse legacy than any other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,876 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
When Kakashi's Bored
by SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl reviews
Kakashi is bored. What happens when he gets Naruto and the gang together...locked in a house for a month, doing embarrassing things. Pairs: Shikaino, Nejiten, Naruhina, Sasusaku. Don't own Naruto. CRACK!fic written in the bored nights of my younger 11 yr old self. (When Tsunade's Bored is not related.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,703 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
by Lord Raa reviews
A collection of spamfics that I thought might amuse one or two people out there. Not for those that can't take a joke.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,235 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 6/26/2005
by Shadow Dragon Boss reviews
Kakashi decides to take Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke on a camping trip for team bonding and teamwork building. How will this dysfunctional trip turn out? Rated T just to be safe as the worst of it is mild violence & injury and mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,079 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Trouble With A Capital T
by Gmusick reviews
Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Naruto U., Naruto U.
Methods of Persuasion
by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
by jarec reviews
An Orc leads his tibe on an epic quest for honor glory and new people to stomp
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Complete
Spin The Bottle
by dave-d reviews
The shinobi had been working very hard. They had faced fierce trials, and could all use some time away from work. Jiraiya had a good idea. That alone should have made Tsunade suspicious. What awaits Naruto and the gang?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,787 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Infinity Grand prix
by Crinos reviews
UPDATE: WOOH! Finally updated. Many thanks fo my new cowriter Chance O' Neil Zudomon50 for his contribution. I'll try and update more regularly from now on. Due dates for all votes is October 17th.
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,682 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/20/2004
Strangers in a Strange Land
by Gigabomb reviews
Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ron W., Kidomaru
Prove the Pervert Wrong
by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
The Shinobi's Guide to Training
by Kaori reviews
It's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Mission: Freak Out Kakashi
by Melissa Norvell reviews
CHAPTER 17 POSTED! SakuKakaNaru. Naruto and Sakura take a bet on who can freak out the teacher, but what happens when Sakura gets a little too caught up in the game? mostly KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,183 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Mother and Her Kit
by Hyper Guyver reviews
AU: The Fourth Hokage has met an incredible woman with Nine Tails and Ruby red eyes? What will Naruto do when this woman appears 12 years later? Naruto will finally meet the mother he's never known. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,852 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
by Person With Many Aliases reviews
Your typical story in which an Original Character will take Naruto away for an number of years in order to transform him into the ultimate killing machine. And maybe have a relationship with Hinata, who knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,807 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Naruto U., Haku
Three for the Fox Boy
by Vesvius reviews
Three girls all love Naruto. But which one will get him? And will they be able to deal with each other long enough to complete the most important mission ever? R&R please! NaruSaku, NaruTema, NaruKin. Currently on Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,104 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Ah! My Naruto
by Gmusick reviews
[Naruto x Ah! My Goddess x Darkstalkers] When forces beyond his imagination start moving, Naruto is granted one wish. What he gains is a friend but also a new destiny that may span several worlds and an ever increasing headache.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,499 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Naruto U.
by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Shego gets accidently zapped by a HypnoRay leaving her Kim's slave. I KNOW it sounds groanworthy. But it's not. Also: Fun with a villain. Femslash lemon warning.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,038 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete
How to be a Mr Nice Guy
by James Ray Edwards reviews
[AU]In the dead of night, as Konoha burns ablaze from the costly victory over the Kyuubi, deals are struck and Naruto's fate is changed forever. Still, how bad can it be to have Urahara Kisuke for a father figure? [NarutoBleach NaruxFem? Others FemHaku!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,081 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005
Naruto: The Greatest Hero
by antiassasinguy reviews
KureNaru, AU. Naruto is raised and trained by the Copy Ninja Kakashi, also his adopted brother. Trials, tribulations and losses What challenges await in his future? Only time will tell...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,445 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Dimension Hopping for Beginners
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Dialogue Fic] Hoshigaki Kisame meets his new partner, Uchiha Itachi. Mass murderers can be friends too, can't they? A kind of demented friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8 is relaxing after a mission and Shino tells Kiba just how many times he owes Hinata his life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Single Ninja on the Town
by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
by John Riehle reviews
Slade, from the Animated Teen Titans, has come to Middleton in search of a new apprentice! Complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,060 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Camping
by Kaori reviews
This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Konoha Christmas Carolers
by Shadow Dragon Boss reviews
Team 7 has been assigned to go door to door and sing Christmas carols for the residents of Konoha. We all know this is going to spell disaster for Team seven. Rated PG for some swearing, no biggie.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac
by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Icha Icha Paradise: The True Story
by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
Jiraiya finds himself in awkward moments as a shade of love and romance falls over the Shinobi world. Find out what happens when the world is seriously affected by demonic chakra! Chap 29 up!Main Parings: NejiTen, NaruHina, NaruAyame, GaaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,781 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
Never Cut Twice
by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 5,685 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Calling all Ninjas
by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Little Green Leaf
by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Height Of My Capacity
by Phracon reviews
AU. Itachi did not murder his clan but has found another way to measure his capacity. [Chapter 14: “...it’s the same... even here...”]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,109 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/18/2004
Metal Gear Solid: Children of Evangelion
by ShardclawKusanagi reviews
Solid Snake, aged and worn from battle, is still on the hunt for the Patriots and Liquid Ocelot. Little does he know that investigating NERV and its personnel will very much be involved with his future. Revised chapters 2 and 3 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 246,713 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003
So They Said
by Dizzcity reviews
Just some light, humorous sketches of characters and situations in Naruto. Morino Ibiki's search for love... and the various twists and turns that accompany it. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Grains of Half–truths
by Arkhe reviews
Some grains of... well, half–truths, white lies and flat out lies about the Naruto cast. Silliness and odd humor abundant! [Kiba's ficlet up: 'Bad Habits']
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 7/16/2005
7 Days, Come What May
by Black Mischief reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and he has 1 week to go party with his friends at the Konoha Hot Springs! Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, and other people are also invited! Usual Pairings. COMPLETE! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Naruto no Hohoemi
by King Oz reviews
Through Naruto's journey to adulthood, he finds his act has started to become harder than ever to pull off and through the cracking of his mask, Sasuke comes to realize that Naruto's smiles hide more demons than just the Kyuubi...SasuNaru DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 229,931 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Where Eagles Dare
by dave-d reviews
Off training with Jiraiya, Naruto literally runs into someone he hadn't seen for a long while. [Naruto x Hinata]. The story will be humorous and slapstick to start, but grow deeper and more serious as it evolves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,597 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
by Relics reviews
Seras find out why Alucard should never, ever, EVER operate modernday machines... Warning! Some OOCness!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Asuka chan in Wonderland
by Silverlilies reviews
When Asuka is thrown into Wonderland, what kind of havoc will she wreck on it's citizens? Revised first chapter
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,693 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
A New Cause
by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
by HirumaKage reviews
12 Genin on a mission. A Jutsu backfires badly. New lives to deal with. Please R&R, some NaruHina, other pairings as demanded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 10/2/2004
Send in the Rei's
by Kindled Chime reviews
When Rei confesses she does not know how to have fun Shinji considers it his duty to teach her. He doesn't know why Asuka insists on tagging along though...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,886 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005
by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
by dave-d reviews
Nonsensical one shot. Naruto reads some stories at FanFiction.net and gets pissed off. He tries to write a letter to the site managers, but his friends get in on the business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Enter Into My Mind
by Lennee reviews
The Yamanaka family has created a seemingly useless jutsu that allows the user to enter, but not control, someone else’s mind. Ino decides to “investigate” the way 11 lucky people think. Pairings: ShikaIno, NejiTen and KibaHina. COMPLETED! Preview of...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Mithril and Blue Haired Girl Visit Hinata
by dave-d reviews
Sousuke, Kaname, and others from FMP visit the world of Love Hina. Much is at stake. Can they survive the danger? Will they survive each other?
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters
by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
A Massacre's Carnage
by TokehGecko reviews
AU, ten years later. Sasuke's brought back to Konoha... Naruto attacks Konoha together with Gaara... The Akatsuki approaches Konoha! The ANBU intervere! Chapter 4 is up! Naruto Darkfic...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,485 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
by Chelsee reviews
Survival and loss, dealing, adaption. Anticipation and dread -- Those Hidden in the Leaves, sitting on the edge of no tomorrow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,770 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
Oh Baby, Oh Baby
by The Badfic Fairy reviews
Naruto gets trapped in his Sexy no Jutsu form! But is there something more sinister going on? Contains yaoi and spoilers for all of Naruto. Note the categories selected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,602 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003
A Girl Thing
by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
by Ash The Wanderer reviews
A new enemy has emerged from another world to brutalize the DBZ World, a lunatic woman for whom death holds no fear and whose thirst for blood, death, and destruction cannot be sated. And the Z warriors will relearn the meaning of evil...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,437 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 7/5/2000