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Joined 07-20-01, id: 95998, Profile Updated: 08-16-11
Author has written 29 stories for Wrestling, South Park, and Death Note.

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Hello! Most of you will probably skip reading this profile, but for those who don't, let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a ten year writing veteran just trying to perfect my craft while I slave away at a day job. Besides fan fiction, I previously wrote a column for the entertainment Web site 411mania.com. I've taken journalism and screenwriting courses and I currently write a blog aimed toward GLBT wrestling fans: Those of you who enjoy my wrestling and/or slash fics from this site may want to check it out. Most importantly, I want to let my fellow writers know that my services are available for a negotiable fee. Proofreading, ghost-writing, story evaluation, etc. Whatever you may need assistance with, I can likely provide it. Please keep in mind that I charge for these services, so helping you with an original story rather than a fan fiction would be far more beneficial to the both of us.

Now that we've gotten the self-promotion out of the way, let me get a bit more personal with you guys. I enjoy rock music, comedy and horror films, pro wrestling, cats, and Italian food. I have a cat who resembles one of the lolcats, only mine's less evil-looking. Most of all I just hope you people enjoy my collection of fanfics, which are mostly in the South Park and Wrestling sections. Those of you who enjoy my work can also e-mail me anytime. I love feedback just like the rest of you.

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Losing You by Brat-Child3 reviews
After falling for Kyle, whose heart is already taken, playboy Kenny becomes the only link of communication between Stan and Kyle: The living and the dead. -Full summary inside-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,422 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Usually Normal by Silver Bones in a Green Sauce reviews
Even after all these years, he was still a Harry Potter fan. This was his way of saying goobye to it. Halloween fic, Pip and Craig centered.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Craig T., Pip P. - Complete
Back To Formula by robert3A-SN reviews
Stan always breaks up with Wendy, goes Goth afterwards and then goes back to her. But what does he actually do during his Goth stints- specifically with head Goth Henrietta? Hint: smut is involved.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Stan M., Henrietta - Complete
Theory Testing by NightingaleLost reviews
The girls can't possibly be right, right? How could the fights between Kyle and Cartman be secretly a sign of lust? Was that why they really put up with each other? There's only one way to find out...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
the happiness that attends disaster by Seaouryou reviews
StanCraig, TokenTweek, KyleKenny, PipDamien, CraigClyde, RedAnnie, MoleGregory, JimboNed, GaryStan, ButtersDougie, StanToken, TweekCraig, ChoksondikMackey, LexusButters, StuartGerald, WendyBebe... and many more. 28 drabbles in all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Ice Cream by Chris Kappler reviews
STANxKENNYxKYLE one-shot. This contains a LOT of lemon, involving three teenage boys being very naughty with each other. If you don't like it, don't click.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kyle B. - Complete
Show Me Yours by Tyrotoxis reviews
Stan goes through some of the most ridiculous things just to satisfy his curiosity. Style. Rated M for graphic smut!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
An opportunity arrives, giving Kyle the chance to finally speak up for himself and what he believes in, but as he gains new friends in places he never imagined to find them, the most important figure in his life is slowly being driven away. STYLE R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,252 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Denominator by brightened reviews
Stan and Kyle, growing up.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Well, That Was Unexpected by AyumaKasaga reviews
Stan likes Kyle. Kyle is straight. Stan tries many things in order to get Kyle to realize they were meant to be. Stan/Kyle, Style. Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Come Together by Mrpointyhorns reviews
Mayor of New York, Eric Cartman is running for senate, but someone will do anything it will take to stop him from coming into power. Can Kyle, Kenny, and Stan help Cartman survive his campaign? Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - [Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.]
Piecewise Function by brightened reviews
Drunken sex is not the best way to start a relationship. Nor is it the best way to start a story if you want it to not suck. Stan doesn't want either of those things, because he's not gay and won't be talking about that night anytime soon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Achoo by Mochacha reviews
Kenny gets invited over to Kyle's house to eat pizza, play video games, and be epically merry! However, when Kyle sneezes Kenny soon finds himself in a completely different situation! Comedy to an extent, KennyX Kyle OneShot, don't read if you hate yaoi!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Not Gay for Pip! by JoeMerl reviews
Possibly the first fanfiction ever where Damien is explicitly heterosexual. If only he could get anyone to believe it. Damien/Henrietta romance, Damien/Pip friendship.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - [Damien, Henrietta] Pip P., Stan M. - Complete
The Miss Cowbell Pageant by Otempora42 reviews
The Miss Cowbell Pageant, the biggest event in town, is about to start. Being South Park, it will involve crossdressing, whorish little sisters, gender politics, sabotage, and a grand prize of 10,000 dollars. And, of course, Jesus.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,373 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Catilinarian Orations by SekritOMG reviews
One morning, Kyle wakes up with a vagina. LOL! Poor Kyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Adult Business by Fletset reviews
Stan comes to a couple of realizations when he sees Kyle playing in a certain... adult movie. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Jaloux by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Jealousy-Love-Tears-Betrayal-Ninjas-Grandma!...it's not as interesting as it sounds XD This is a request done for kyleisgod, a lemon for Wendy and Kyle. R&R please
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Way It Is by BlackDiceGambit reviews
Like most South Park fan fictions, This one has no plot. It is a tale of the boys of South Park in all of their stereotyped glory. Kyle, Kenny, Eric, Stan. Mild boy love Kennysquirrel, KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
23 Cat by Pocketface reviews
This was supposed to be a fun trip to the mall. It wouldn't be so bad, they'd just step inside the pet store. Stan always had a thing for animals, and Kyle had to admit it was very cute. StanKyle slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Oedipus Complex by Cszemis reviews
After being dared to seduce the whorish Liane Cartman, Kenny learns that he and Cartman’s Mom may not be so different after all. Cartman however is being torn between fighting for a university place, Wendy, and his mother’s honour. CartmanxWendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,140 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Hung Over by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan and Kyle wake up in bed together and wonder what happened the night before. Songfic. SLASH. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
To the Count of Twenty by Society's Cavity reviews
A bet between Cartman and Kyle puts Stan's relationship with Wendy in the spotlight. But with everyone watching, it may be that much harder to admit that maybe Wendy isn't the one Stan wants to be with. (On permanent hiatus, barring a reboot.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,095 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
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Taking Baby From A Candy reviews
Cartman and Wendy have given birth, but can't agree on what to name their daughter. The result? Total destruction! CartmanxWendy, ButtersxLexus, Kenny (as Mysterion) x Butters if you choose to see that, and Kenny (as Mysterion) x Cartman if you choose to see that.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B., Mysterion
Stylendy oneshots reviews
A series of Stan x Kyle x Wendy oneshots. Humor, love, drama, and probably sexy times. Rated M just in case.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Stan M., Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
Infinite Death reviews
Kenny McCormick's points of view before his various deaths, in the actual order of occurrence! Kenny McCormick death fic challenge!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Kenny M.
Friendly Reminders reviews
Scott Malkinson is at the end of his rope. Bullied by some and ignored by others, he's taking the final drastic step. Unless a fellow victim can help talk him out of it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Kyle B. - Complete
damned if you don't reviews
Kenny blames himself for Stan's "death" on Halloween. Only Kyle can make him feel better.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Mysterion, Kyle B. - Complete
porn wars reviews
Cartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,670 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
cleanliness is next to godliness reviews
South Park High's favorite sex spot is in danger of being ruined. The boys, and Wendy, must make amends for past wrongdoings before it's too late. Multiple pairs, het and gay, and another SP fanfic cliche is under attack!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
misery loves company reviews
Butters is having a terrible day until he gets cheered up by an unlikely friend.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Butters S. - Complete
loyalty reviews
L can't let his lustful feelings for Light compromise the Kira investigation. Misa is caught in the middle of fighting, sex, and two best frienemies.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
the sound of one hand punching reviews
L makes a last minute attempt to expose Light as Kira.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
PRO reviews
Only Kenny can teach Kyle how to survive being poor. Friendship fic. Based on ep 1301.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
hell hath no fury reviews
Edge returns from Hell seeking revenge, and he's brought some old friends with him. Story features Edge, Vickie, Christian, Gangrel, Ryder and Hawkins, Kane, Undertaker, Big Show, etc.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Big Show, The Undertaker - Complete
deja vu reviews
A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
dance with the devil reviews
Cartman makes a bet he seemingly can't win, ultimately affecting the lives of eight people. Het and slash pairs, comedy and drama, read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,312 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
stan & kyle play with dolls reviews
Stan and Kyle play with dolls, and each other. Need I say more? Cowritten with BratChild3.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
odd combinations reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
unmentionable exchanges reviews
Stan and Kyle can't agree on which one of them owns a certain pair of underwear. They'll do just about anything to figure it out. Do I really need to say more than that?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
the difference a decade makes reviews
Ten years after first meeting, Kane and the Undertaker wage their final battle! Story includes John Cena, Paul Bearer, Kennedy, Batista, Finlay, Booker T, Lashley, etc. Read and review!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
just desserts reviews
A series of dessertthemed oneshots. Gay and straight pairs included. CartmanWendy, StanKyle, TweekGary, KennyBebe. Read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
a first time for everything reviews
A day in detention and a time table of emotional events brings Stan and Cartman together in a very nice way. Slash!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
answers reviews
Kyle needs answers about the afterlife. Only one boy can give him the correct ones. Slash, PWP!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
the slash club reviews
The girls form a certain after school club. Can Stan and Kyle survive its presence? Can Cartman get Kenny kicked out of the club? Read and review!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
sweet revenge reviews
Based on episode 1009. Stan went too far when he pointed a gun at Kyle. Now, only Kyle can put him in his place. Slash!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins reviews
Damien is back, and he's back to cause trouble.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,053 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005
Promises reviews
Stan and Wendy made a promise to one another before breaking up. Can they keep it?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
World Wrestling Extreme reviews
Will Extreme Championship Wrestling live again, or die at the hands of those who helped create it? FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004
Addictions reviews
Short POV fic. Cartman writes a letter of confession about a night he and Kenny shared.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Complete
Fear reviews
Sting has arrived in World Wrestling Entertainment! Who will he target? How will they respond? LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004
irony reviews
Eric Bischoff, once the head of WCW, was now working for WWE. While some had forgotten the past, many hadn't moved on from it. That's exactly what Bischoff was counting on. NEW CHAPTERS UP!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003