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Joined 12-30-05, id: 960057, Profile Updated: 05-05-14
Author has written 8 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Twilight, Red Dead Redemption, Fallout, SpongeBob SquarePants, Victorious, Frozen, and Red Dead Revolver.

Wa wa we wa, sexy time

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You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
You don’t have a best friend.
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.
You live within 20 minutes of an ex.
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
You are Catholic.
You are atheist.
You are a brunette.
You have dated a blonde.
You are friends with a redhead.
You are taller than your mum.
You are taller than your dad.
You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
You have visited Big Ben.
You have never been out of the country.
You own a Bible.
You own something with a Pentagram on it.
You have used a Ouija Board.
You have been a witch for Halloween.
You have been a zombie for Halloween.
You have your eyebrow pierced.
You have a Monroe piercing.
You have your nose pierced.
You have no tattoos.
You have more than 2 tattoos.
You straighten your hair occasionally.
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
You live somewhere that gets snow.
You were at your own house last New Year’s.
You were at a bar last New Year’s.
You slept through last New Year’s.
You have worked on Christmas Eve.
You have worked on Christmas.
You slept in your own bed last night.
You are dating the last person you kissed.
You regret kissing the last person you kissed.
You are wearing a necklace right now.
You are wearing something red.
You are wearing something blue.
You are wearing something purple.
You are currently listening to music.
You are waiting for something.
You have been whistled at.
You were creeped out by it.
You are a good speller.
You were dating someone in December of 2008.
You are still dating that person.
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You have been on a cruise ship.
You have camped out in your own backyard.
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
You wonder what will happen when you die.
You are afraid of the dark.
You write in all capital letters.
You have been told you have nice handwriting.
You have had a song written for you.
You have had a picture drawn of you.
You have curly/wavy hair.
You know someone with the same birthday as you.
You are a morning person.
You are a night owl.
You slept in past 10 am today.
You have big plans for next weekend.
Your job is stressing you out
You don’t have a job.
You have never had a job.
You were fired from your last job.
You know some sign language.
You will usually try something at least once.
You have been swimming in the last month.
You have taken a ballet class.
You have taken karate.
You have taken gymnastics.
You wish on shooting stars.
You wish at 11:11.
Your birthday has already come this year.
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.
Your ex ended your last relationship.
You aren’t over your ex.
You were named after someone.
You like your name.
Your last drink was water.
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.
You are self-conscious about your body.
You have a hangover.
You have a pet fish.
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house.
You have/had godparents.
Your parents are still married.
You are the oldest.
You don’t want kids.
You want more than four kids.
You have broken your arm.
You have had to get stitches on your face.
You have had an MRI.
Your fingernails are painted.
You like to draw.
You like to sing.
You can play an instrument.
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
You have cut your hair in the last week.
You wear glasses.
Your favorite season is Autumn.
You last rode in a car with a relative.
You last rode in a car with a girl/woman.
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.
You love Chinese food.
Your best friend is older than you.
You have to go to school/work tomorrow.
You answered every question truthfully.

It’s night right now.

There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.

You ate chicken today.

There’s a nearby TV on.

You get along with your neighbors.

Twilight
is a horrible series. (so-so. I liked the first book and hated the movies)

You’re hungry right now.

You have worked out today.

Running a mile sounds awful.

You have a job.

Your parents are still together.

You woke up before 11 this morning.

Baths are better than showers.

You are 5’5” or shorter.

You hate British accents.

The 60’s sucked.

Your favorite color is either blue or purple.

Your hair is short.

You are by yourself right now.

You’re in your PJ’s right now.

Your hair color is natural.

You don’t drink soda.

It’s cold out.

Orange juice is better than apple juice.

Video games are awesome.

You have read works by Shakespeare before.

You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder.

You know someone in the hospital right now.

You know someone who has beaten cancer.

Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.

Chocolate is better than vanilla.

You’re allergic to peanuts.

You want to go to/You live in Europe.

You’re using a laptop right now.

Plastic surgery is a good idea.

Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear.

You’ve made yourself throw up.

You’ve cheated on someone before.

Your friends do drugs.

You’re Italian.

You have a tan right now.

You’ve been on a diet before.

There are socks on your feet right now.

Cheesecake is delicious.

You have gotten your hair cut in the past month.

Your birthday is within the next 2 months.

You’ve been rejected.

Comedies are better than action films.

You consider yourself a picky eater.

You like Asian food.

You have more than 3 pillows on your bed.

You live with at least one parent.

You’re happy right now.

You are a high school graduate.

You have a pet.

Pugs are cute.

You have brown hair.

You have blue eyes.

You can count to 20 in another language.

You have studied a foreign language.

You have worked in a fast food restaurant.

You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today.

You live in New Jersey.

Your last name begins with an ‘M’.

Your first name begins with an ‘S’.

You are an only child.

You have more than one sibling.

You are a vegetarian.

You have a gym membership.

You are in the military.

You have a relative in the military.

You have been to Europe.

You are currently enrolled in college/university.

You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.

You have braces.

You wear contact lenses.

You have a tattoo.

You have a lip piercing.

You have a tongue piercing.

You have your nipples pierced.

You have curly hair.

You are engaged.

You are married.

You have children.

You are an aunt or uncle.

Your bedroom walls are blue.

Your bedspread is red.

Your bedroom carpet is beige.

You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week.

You have been drunk in the past 24 hours.

You are bisexual.

You watch Scrubs.

You watch American Idol.

You have been to the movies within the last month.

You have cursed in front of your grandparents.

You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little.

You actually pay attention to politics.

You have kissed someone within the last week.

You have kissed three or more people this year.

You were told you looked cute today.

You were hugged today.

Your best friend is the opposite sex. (Boyfriend is also a best friend)

You are a good speller.

You are always on time.

You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours.

You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days.

You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks.

You have been out of the country within the last year.

You love Mexican food.

You love country music.

You love hip hop.

You love metal.

You love classic rock.

You love techno.

You love instrumental music.

You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.

You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored.

You have been in a car wreck.

You have a savings account.

You have broken up with someone for someone else.

You wish at 11:11.

You have had your heart broken.

You broke someone else’s heart.

You have an Uncle Bill.

You know a Danielle.

You have hugged a Tiffany.

You have kissed a Blake.

You have had class with a David.

You have been neighbors with a Hannah.

You have been to a cemetery at midnight.

You have been a vampire for Halloween.

You have been a pumpkin for Halloween.

You have stayed up for 48 hours straight.

You own a cowboy hat.

You own a leather coat.

You are missing someone right now.

You have been let down recently.

You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you.

You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship.

You have met someone famous.

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Scarring Life by Twistedfangirl reviews
(High School AU) Elsa's anorexic; Eric goes to raves; Belle eats her feelings. Aurora and Phillip are just raising the children they adopted. When Elsa starts her Junior year she expects everything to be the same as the year before, but when she eats lunch with the guardians', Elsa's life goes crazy. Especially when Jack finds her secret. Warning: self-harm, eating disorder, abuse.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa]
With You by freudianslip13 reviews
Modern AU; After several rounds of failed In vitro, Elsa becomes pregnant with her and Anna's baby while also dealing with the scars of her past (Elsanna but not incest). Fluff, drama, and tender loving (smut). Interweaves the story of how they fell in love through flashbacks. Cover art by Kinnme/Asameshii.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 244,667 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Anna Summers, PA by hmselsanna reviews
If Anna met this woman in a bar, she would have swept those pretty bangs out of her eyes, dragged her out on the dance floor and seen whether she could convince her to spend the rest of the night with those long legs wrapped around her. But this wasn't a bar. This was an office. That was her boss. Elsanna Business!AU Lots of Fluff, and Smut in later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,763 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Soft Like You by Stalpankaka reviews
My name is Santana Lopez. I live by two rules, and two rules only. 1, Don't get fat. 2, Don't let anyone know.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,430 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Amphierotic Bloodlines by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Perfection had always been expected in the House of Black... -Full Summary Inside- •Bellatrix/Narcissa•
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 271,645 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - [Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Fallout 3: New New York by Cannox reviews
The Lone Wanderer has experienced it all, and there's nothing left to do. But when a stranger reveals something to him, he must travel to the ruins of New York City to save the one thing in his life he truly cares about: his father.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Lone Wanderer, James
Come For Me by Jen2261 reviews
Rachel is shy and insecure because she thinks she doesn't have a great body. Quinn decides to show her how beautiful her body really is. Oneshot. Rated M. Femslash. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
The Aesthetic Chocolatier by Athena Pallas-Parthenos reviews
The line between 'genius' and 'madman' is a scarce one, as well as one that Willy Wonka often crosses. Set seven years after the contest, this is the terrifying tale of Wonka's obsession with his youth, his beauty, and Veruca Salt.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005
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Of the Night reviews
A young stockbroker, Anna, is visited by a seductive succubus named Elsa. AU; non-incest
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
The Enigma That is Jade West reviews
Jade West isn't eating, and it's up to her best friend Cat Valentine to get her healthy physically and mentally. Little does Jade know, Cat harbors a deep infatuation with the other girl.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Cat V., Jade W.
Where Have You Been All My Life? reviews
The the East Coast Brotherhood sends its best paladins to the Mojave Desert to assist the Mojave BoS. The Lone Wanderer, Cassandra, meets the Courier, Sid. Can love flourish in the desert or will the hands of Caesar bring raining death upon both parties?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Courier
A Fate Worse Than Death
A teenaged boy becomes ghoulified during the Great War of 2077.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Patrick's Toilet Dilemma One Shot reviews
Poor Poor Patrick...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - SpongeBob, Patrick - Complete
Red Dead Revolution reviews
Red Harlow has killed Griffin, now he must leave or fear dire consequences. He decides to visit Hennigan's Stead to finally meet his father's estranged family. He will have to survive the wild west and meet a famed gunslinger and a certain orphan outlaw.
Crossover - Red Dead Redemption & Red Dead Revolver - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Jo. Marston
Edward Loses His Composure reviews
Mike Newton gets shanked! In Jacob's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Mike - Complete
Just Breathe In reviews
1971 version. What happens to Veruca after she is announce a bad egg and goes sliding down the garbage chute? Why, counselling of course! All this leads up to her spending time in the Whack Shack and her father making a heart-breaking outburst. R&R Please
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008