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if wanted my email is firstname.lastname@example.org
well what to say...other than that?
ooooohhh I know I'm 29 have red/orange/blonde hair.
les'see ohh yea i love
Movies: lotr(boromir and haldir),and the aforementioned lotr supporter's who die should all be kept somewhere safe and worshipped. 10 things i hate about you,harry potter, The Hobbit, Pacific Rim, 13 Ghosts, CATS, 12 Rounds Reloaded, any WWE Documentary (even the Cena one), The Hunger Games, Lockdown (when it comes out), Eragon, I, Robot, Independence Day (Most Will Smith movies)
T.V.: wrestling and for the record The Shield(all the guys,including Seth even when he's being a little shit) Abosolutely Love NCIS(Gibbs Is Gorgeous, Dinozzo Is Sweet, and Ziva Is Beautiful and As For Abby Well She is My Goth Idol), Charmed is my love and is forever, Criminal Minds( before Jen Love Hewitt), Ridiculousness, the first two and a half seasons of Total Divas (not a fan anymore), Tough ENough, Broken Skull Ranch, Anything History related.
Books:THE TWO PRINCESSES OF BAMARRE BY Gail Carson Levine. THE CATWOMAN BOOK, THE Hobbit/LOTR TRILIOGY BOOK, THE SILMIRILLION, AND AVERYOWEN RISING, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins .
MUSIC: ANYTHING REALLY BUT AM EXTREMELY PICKY WHEN IT COMES TO RAP,CLASSICAL and Gospel.
I love reading fanfiction and if i had any story writing talent i'd write some but alas i don't so I can't.
maybe someday soon we'll see.
here's a poem i wrote a long time ago when i was emphatically in lust with legolas greenleaf now its just a little lust but ya can't blame me he is hott!!
When To Say Goodbye
How Can We Praise
What never should be;
can you keep...what hate took from
The emerald eye's you said lit the night
has been tarnished by lies and regrets.
It's been drowned by your sea of sweet
and bitter "nothing's".
You can and will not see what a
lost soul took out of me.
such a clever little thief who
stole my heart.
Two stormy crystaled eyes, melodic clad
voice I gave my heart,
forever you'll stay, as I sail away,
always will be sanctuary to me.
my one true love, namarie...
good yay nay,oopid stay...i made sense go me brownie points given.
I love poetry too and if any wishes to partake in that and wishes too see some of my stuff just email and ask.
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. Mine are in BOLD.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a LONER, so I MUST take anti-depressants.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 78/100 apply to me.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. - they do?
copy and paste
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout 'Jump idiots!!’.
98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 who haven’t, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason ... Copy this onto your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe gay people deserve respect, whether you think it really is immoral or not, please copy and paste this onto your profile
Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
(4), (5) and (6) are all competing for (2)s affections. Who wins?
(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?
(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?
(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.
Love Polygon time! (Technically hexagon - who cares?) (1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...
(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with? alonzo. because secretly he wishes he knew a good body swappin spell so he could be suave and debonair without gettin nervous and shy.
Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?
If you think that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer can in no way be mates or anything other than siblings, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: musicgal3,neesaancalime6913
I also blatantly refuse to read any story that has any 'slash' pairings.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
'THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY'
...'IT SEEMS TO ME GOOD ENOUGH FOR A BIRTHDAY-PARTY,' SAID FRODO
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
THE FIRST WIVES CLUB...AWESOME MOVIE
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:34...EH COUPLA MIN.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
WHEN I WAS COMIN IN FROM THE CAR. COMIN HOME FROM WORK.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
THE COMPUTER SCREEN
9. What are you wearing?
TOMMY HIFIGER ALTHLETICS DIV. 16 TEAM HILFIGER YELLOW/BLACK/GREY SHIRT AND MOTTLED BLUE SWEATS
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
WHEN I READ "TATIANA'' BY MUSICGAL3
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
BEIGISH PAINT AND A WHOLE LOTTA PICS
13. Seen anything weird lately?
MY UNCLE CARL...LMAO( I LOVE HIM HE ROX)
14. What do you think of this survey?
BOREDOM IS UNENDING
15. What is the last movie you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a home for my mom and family to live in together and yet still be apart.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
tell me who u r and we'll c if u deserve to know me on tha level.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
the way ppl are used and abused by their loved ones. and reverse it for a week and let them see how it feels.
19. George Bush:
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
37 Secrets About Yourself.
1) have you ever been asked out?
2) where did you get your default picture?
3) what's your middle name?
4) your current relationship status?
5) does your crush like you back?
6) what is your current mood?
7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
8) what color shirt are you wearing?yellow/black/grey hilfiger athleticsdiv. shirt
9) Missing something?
10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
12) ever had a near death experience?
13) something you do a lot?
14) the song stuck in your head?
15) who did you copy and paste this from?
16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
17) when was the last time you cried?
18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
22) what's your biggest secret?
23) favorite color?
24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) what are you?
26) do you speak any other language?
27) what's your favorite smell?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) what are you thinking about right now? fillin in the answers to these questions.
31) what should you be doing?
32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) do you like working in the yard?
34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) do you act differently around the person you like ?
36) what is your natural hair color?
37) who was the last person to make you cry?
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
6. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
It's Called ... THERAPY
10 Things To Do On A Road Trip
1. Every time someone turns on the radio say, “I hate this song!”.
2. When the person changes the station, say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”
3. Poke someone in the front seat and say, “I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only person sitting in the back.
4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”
5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.
6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.
7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait! We need to go back! I forgot something!”
8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start singing along to the songs.
9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over 2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a year.”
10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?
Words and Thoughts to live by--
A day without sunshine is like...night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
How many of you believe in psychokineses? Raise my hand.
OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Most young people these days hate Classical music. If you are one of the few people who are under 30 and absolutely ADORE Classical music, copy and paste this into your profile.
You're the kind of person who is freakishly random and funny around your friends, but shy around new people. You're smart, and always pass a class easily. You have a hard time fitting in with everyone, but your friends will never let you down. If this is you, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan,ObiBettina7, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner, musicgal3,neesaancalime6913.
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