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Author has written 3 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Harry Potter.
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Stuff about me:
Nicknames: Rhinestone Cowgirl, Insane Smilie Face, Jade The Destroyer (for my Halloween costume idea... don't ask)
Birthday: June 15, 1992 (officially)
Grade: 10, a.k.a. I'm a sophomore in high school
What I Look Like in Words: I'm about 5' 4", dark cherry hair with about 1" of blonde roots falling in a wave right about even with the bottom of my shoulderblades, and blue-hazel eyes. Many people may not classify me as the most gorgeous in the world, but I am pretty, and I am constantly reminded of that, thanks to a lot of my friends from Dance.
Fave School Subjects: NOT ENGLISH II!! My English II teacher is SATAN!! I shit you not! She is horrible. ANYWAY, my faves include Dance II, World History, and Chemistry.
Zodiac Sign: Gemini . . . I can be 2-faced sometimes. Boo!
Hobbies: riding, showing, writing Avatar and Harry Potter fics, worshiping the Jurrasic Park movie series, dancing, and a bit more, but it would take up a lot of this page...
Favorite Musical Genre: Country . . . get used to it. After that would be techno. Country's good for listenin', and techno's good for dancin'.
Favorite Singer/Group and Song: Big & Rich's Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.
Hey, I'm ... wierd and insane when possible and when I won't get into trouble for doing it. Ok, not the best way to start. Oh well, I'm a comedian in training. I love to write, and my favorite cartoon is definitely Avatar while my favorite movie is Jurrasic Park... all of them. I'm also very addicted to the computer and my MP3 player. I am one of the very few who love country. I do add a bit of the country influence in my writing. So far, I've only written two Avatar fics and one Harry Potter fic, as well as being an A+ Pre-A.P. high school student, so I'm pretty busy.
I have three horses. We were given another horse for free, which is very rare in the horse world. Anyway, cont. with me. I have been champion at many local shows. I live in Texas, USA, and when they say its not like the other states, believe them! They're NOT lying. I am one of the better riders at my barn, and my life revolves around school, riding, and modern technology.
All pets I have include two dogs, Lily and Piper, both girls, one cat, Grouchie (my Sam Wise disappeared and he has never returned), horses, three, a pinto gelding (a guy) named Sunlight Flash, but I call him either Sunny or Beau, a Thoroughbred (racehorse) named Connally (boy a.k.a. gelding), and a Miniature named I Am A Mighty Chocolate Bar (gelding).
I am no longer amont the 0.5 of the world that does not own a single video game. My little sister got a Wii for Christmas '07. I'm sorta addicted to the tennis, bowling, and boxing. FUN STUFF!!
My Avatar Stories:
I have come up with a new section. I will list anything new that happens in my Avatar stories here.
Animals: In Amethyst in the Night, I have done some research on New Zealand animals, and I am borrowing the lizard Tuatara. I just want y'all to know that I did not make up the tuatara, but I did make up the kiwikania. I have a site that y'all can visit if you want to see a few pictures of the legendary (not really) tuatara. The website is: .
Also, I created the animal 'sujio'. For those not in the know, a sujio is a horse with three horns on their heads, one on their nose and one above each eye with wings. Each wing is ten feet long, just to clarify.A sujio can also carry three people at a time, as well as fly up to 230 miles per hour. Hey, they're faster than a sports car! Woopee!
I'm creating a new animal called a kuudzuu, but I'm not introducing it into Star Fire just yet. I gotta wait a few chappies.
Outline For Stories: I am going to list any and all story ideas and summaries here for all my stories. Upcoming stories will also be posted.
Amethyst in the Night: In this story, two teenage girls, Onya and Shaiya, work at a port as guards with four others. Zuko and Iroh stop to gather supplies there, and thus meet them. What will happen next? Will the ladies work their magic on Zuko and cause him to turn good, or will it be the other way around? Pairings: AangxKatara ZukoxShaiya OnyaxSokka 21 chappies
Star Fire: (summary up soon)
(unknown): I have decided to co-author a Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic with another author, King Eagle, and though we have yet to come up with a plot, it will happen! It should be fun because both of us are highly picky about our grammar, spelling, usage, etc., so I won't have to worry about writing with someone who doesn't care. Look for it! It will show up sometime mid to late June, as I don't get out of school and home from the season's first few horse shows until then.
GUNS! (ref. to story: Star Fire)
Okay, now, I just figured that since I will be writing a story involving many different types of guns in it, that I'd give you all the links to pages that give pictures of the guns I mention. Scroll your mouse over the links and a bubble will open that tells you the name of the gun, the chapter it will be mentioned in first, and who will use it in my story. Now, I just need to keep up with all this. FYI: They all open in a new window.
Harry Potter Section:
Yup, you've guessed it! I am writing fics for Harry Potter now!
Shippings I promote:
Shippings I despise:
My first fic will be about, you guessed it, Draco and an OC... you'll find out everything you need to know about her when I finish my Avatar story Amethyst in the Night. And believe me, there's a good 15 chapters waiting to be written for that one! That means this story will be on an indefinite hiatus for a while, at least until the aforementioned Avatar story is done. Anywho, I plan on this one being a good 35 chapters or so, and I also plan on it being my version of the 7th book, with a few OC's, a German witchcraft and wizardry school and a couple fallen angels of my own creation.
Fave male character: Draco
Least Fave male character: it's a tie between Voldemort and Snape... can I just hang them both?
Fave female character: Hermione
Least Fave female character: Dolores Umbridge... she's such a bloody bitch!
Fave book: Well, I dunno, but it's definitely not the Half Blood Prince... they turn my fave male character evil and KILL DUMBLEDORE! And don't make me go into detail about whether or not he's dead. I heard J.K. herself say that he's dead. (cries) NO! DUMBLEDORE! COME BACK! JK does, however, say that his death is crucial to the storyline. HIS DEATH HAD BETTER BE OF SOME IMPORTANCE!! (now that I've read the 7th book) Ah, now I see why he died. I still hate you for killing him, JK, but I guess I can live for a while.
Here, you can learn a heck of a lot about the actor that portrays Draco, Tom Felton! He is SO FRIKKN HOTT, man!
Here is quite like the above, except it's not run by Tom himself, like the one above is.
I don't know much about this one, but I do know it's got some very interesting stuff on it.
It's all about those crazy folk in that snake dungeon...you know, Snape, the Malfoys, Bellatrix, Riddle, all them. Need I say more?
That's all for now!
I am very insane when I want to be, so some of this may not make too much sense. Teeheehee.
Fave Style of bending: Firebending cuz its powerful and HOT HOT HOT!!
Fave Serious Character: Prince Zuko . . . (hottness)
Least Fave Serious Character: Azula... bitch.
Fave Comedic Character: King Bumi. Yay, he showed up in another episode! Woooooooooo!
Least Fave Comedic Character: Toph. She can be real funny, but I just don't like her too much. Funny thing, though, she's independent and bitchy, just like me!!
Fave Episodes: Season 1: The Blue Spirit and the Season Finale
(a.k.a. the place you can find avatar fanvids! My favorite ones are 1, 2, Step, Independence Day, and When God Fearin' Women Get The Blues by Amanda, Crazy Frog by Carolina Soto, Trollhammaren by Der Metzgermeister, Oops by Kimchi, I'll Make A Man Out Of You by the webmiss of the site, Sarah, and Dream Island Obsessional Park by Stickxkeyblade.)
(a.k.a. the site that turned me onto here. It's very cool. IT HAS ZUKO SPRITES! They're so cute!)
Why I love this cartoon: It's historic, sci-fi, and jam-packed with action! I'm not one much for mushy, gushy sweet stuff. Makes my skin crawl. EEW! Note: the following I borrowed from musogato.com/avatar. I just rewrote it in my own words . . . wait, too lazy to do that. It's down here just like it is on musogato.com.avatar. I'm giving the creator of that site, Jade, full credit!
Avatar: The Last Airbender marks Nickelodeon's first try at Asian-influenced animation. Avatar mixes comedy, fantasy and adventure in one totally awesome cartoon.
A massive amount of work went into getting the animations just right. Tin House in Seoul is the best. For those not in the know Tin House did Wonderful Days/ Sky Blue in the US. They made our visions a reality in their powerful and unique methods of combining 2D, 3D, model miniatures and particle arrays. This has never been used in an animated series before.
The speed, timing and geometry of the characters had to be just right and they worked very closely with traditionally trained martial artists. The animation and story board staff even went as far as participated in Northern Shaolim training and conditioning classes (bless their aching legs!) in an attempt to understand the essence of what they were drawing. The magical powers of all four tribes are firmly rooted in the Chi Gung traditions of Chinese martial arts as well as the geometries of movement stillness and transitions.
Too much to borrow. If you want to find out more, check out musogato.com/avatar. That's how I was turned on to this site. U rock Jade!
Quotes I Found In Very Strange Places
I am one to go digging where I'm not allowed (the pasture on my ranchette, that got me in trouble once) and I find odd things. Quotes just so happen to take up almost 78 percent of what I find. They may be helpful, they may suck. Here they are:
Living without a goal is like shooting without a target, so make sure your target isn't moving if your aim sucks. (dunno where this one came from)
At a horse show, be back when I win. (found this at a craft show)
You don't have to be nuts to work here . . . WE TRAIN YOU! (sign in the teacher workroom)
Country folks can survive! (a line from one of my fave songs)
You cannot change what has been, but you can shape what will be. (a line from one of my fave books)
You bet your life you big, tall ehstring bean. (Paulo from Princess Diaries 1 when he came to do Mia's hair at the independence day ball)
I'm a masterpiece of self-destruction. (Burt Gummer from Tremors3: Back To Perfection)
And that's why we're at the top of the food chain! (same as above)
The following from a calendar I saw at school:
-The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of dreams.
-The best way to predict the future is to create it.
-We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
-If nothing changes-well, then nothing changes.
-Where law ends, tyranny begins.
-It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
-Don't be afraid to go out on a limb, that's where the fruit is.
-In life, what sometimes appears to be the end is actually a beginning.
-All of our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
-The purpose of live is to live a life of purpose.
-Love is not a feeling, its a behavior.
-The best minute you spend is the one you invest in soeone else.
-Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
-Your future depends on many things, but mostly on you.
The following from musogato.com/avatar:
A ruthless king, an evil that threatens to engulf the entire world. Only one boy can stop them. What would happen? Families would be torn apart, emotions would run high, and so would doubts. Friendships would be tested, but most of all, there would be . . . CABBAGE!
Bad boys R Hot!
I see you speak, but all I hear is Blah, Blah, Blah.
To begin a journey, one must have courage. To finish a journey, one must have perseverance.
Diamonds aren't a girl' best friend, rhinestones are! (I made this up.)
Blondes aren't dumb, we're just so much smarter than everyone else, they need to make up blonde jokes to make themselves feel better. (I said this)
Why are blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them. (I said that)
You have to be nuts to teach 8th grade. (my Pre-A.P. history teacher)
Small things amuse small minds. (my Pre-A.P. history teacher, again)
I'm fine. I'm nuts, but I'm fine. (I said this, too)
Why eat beef when there's CHICKEN! (my very best friend Kaitlin Collins said this. A Kaitlin C. Original!)
That's a butt-load of cheese on them there nachos! (another Kaitlin C. Original!)
Life is too entertaining to be quiet.(my friend Meagan in algebra when the side she was on was answering all the questions.)
If you can't say something nice, at least have the decency to be vague. (a friend of my mom's, she sends these on every email)
The only way to get it wrong is not to do it. (my Pre A.P. history teacher)
DEFY THE STEREOTYPE! (two more of my friends, equally as random as I am, yelling in the hallway.)
Friends and Real Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall down
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this
Stuff You NEED To Repost!
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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone when you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
And here ends my profile. Lame ending, huh? ...
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