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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Sonny with a Chance.

Now. Here is one of my favorite quotes, ever. It is from The Sport of Gods by Paul Laurence Dunbar "Many a man who might have lived decently and become a fairly respectable citizen has gone to the dogs for the want of some one to administer a good resounding kick at the right time. It is corrective and clarifying." The end of that statement can surprisingly be worked into many of your average everyday conversations. you should all try it.

I love profiles. Especially the funny ones. Its like getting to know people without, you know, actually having to talk to them. That's positive. I wish that I could come up with something hi-larious to put in here but you know. Can't. so. Thanks for stopping in. Sorry I can't entertain you...

a bit about my fics...

Anyway, I absolutely LOVE the twilight series. And I am FIRMLY TEAM EDWARD!! Jacob can keep on running as far as I am concerned. Stupid Dog. My hope is that, much like HP, after I get some reviews I'll be inspired to write some more fics. Not that I'm trying to be a review whore or anything, but after I wrote my first HP fic and got a few reviews suddenly my imagination was overflowing with stories that I just had to write.

This needs to be addressed. I absolutely DID love the Twilight series. And then the fourth book came out. That book does NOT exist in my imaginary world. I get bitter thnking about it. Oh, and I WAS firmly TEAM EDWARD. And then the movie came out, and it took two viewings of New Moon for me to stop snorting derisively whenever anyone called that man hot. So, I'm Team BOOK EDWARD and movie Jacob because that Tay makes a gal think thoughts.

I just posted my 10 story! I feel like I've hit a milestone of some sort. Yay! The story is The Painting. I really do need to get more creative with these titles, man. Anyway, this fic is very similar to The Swing in that it shows another quiet afternoon in the Cullen house. This time its only Carlisle with brief Esme and its a reflexive piece. So, I hope that if you do read it you enjoy it. I wrote it around 5:00 A.M last night.

So, this is what I've noticed about myself. Fic's that came to me easy like The Painting and The Swing I don't mind sending out into the world un-beta'd. The stories are light and a glass of lemonade at the end of the day. Not something you can really mess up and the flaws are minor so who will really notice? (So I hope anyway) But when it comes to the more important stories or the ones that are more difficult to write, the ones that could turn into a multi-chapter fic evenif its just one or two chapters more than a one-shot those send me into a blind panic and I can't function without a beta. I have the first chapter of one such story sitting in my doc folder and I just can't put it up until after its been beta'd and I get an opinion on whether or not the fic should continue on or stay as is.


Now Hear this. I WILL write Rev. and the SP one day, just so that I can pat myself on the back and say that I finally flipping did it. MY GOLL. Those have been on my profile since like '06. Constantly underway if but for this and that and then THIS crazy thing happened. Both of those fics are both living happily in my head. Waiting to be written. I won't say a when for when those will be written because honestly. I lie. I do have some new Twilight that I'm anxious to get started on. So. Thats coming...and. I'm pretty embarrassed to say, but I have a Sonny with a Chance coming. There was a cliff hanger! And then a hiatus! What is a girl supposed to do?

Sooo. I get all pumped and I'm all. I'm going to write this! And I'm going to write that! And then, I wrote something that I was a fan of and y'all...y'all dropped the ball! Not a review. Not nary a one. Geeze, guys, if its terrible, tell me! I'm down with a re-write. I'm not saying the re-write would come with all swiftness (thats what happened with my beloved Rev. It was all finished and there were some head scratches and seriously, that's how you see Lily and the Marauders and the fic went away for a very very long time...but it's coming! I worked on it some today 6/11 and I'm kind of writing in a new style. So. Here's a question, would you rather I post this Rev as I go or wait until I finish it to post it? If I wait until I finish it...who knows when that'll happen, but like most review whores a review gives my muse a goose and she gets giddy and twirls and I write more. Shrug. At least I know now what a whore I am.) But the re-write would come. Anyway, that particular fic was a mistake. What happened is this: I had two or three Twilight stories going, two were very similar and I was thinking of melding them together, one was something completely different. Alone Again, Naturally is a part of the two that were being melded together. Not that my title's ever make the best of sense, but if you'll notice, the title doesn't go with the story and neither does the A/N. it was all some ginormous overlook on my part, a giant MY BAD. But to give it no love, or even a hard time? I'm all fired sad about it. And I think that I'll have to take it down so that it can be fixed and properly melded in with what I already have, but some people have put it on the alert list. So, I'm feeling bad about all of that. And, finally. A giant, sorry guys, for not fixing it sooner. My mom died a couple of weeks after I posted AAN, and I lost all desire to write. But, I'm mostly back in the saddle again. Or at least I'm warily eyeballing the horse and offering it an apple to see if we can be homies again. And there's my great big update because I just *know* that all of you crazy kids have been religiously coming and glaring at my profile, saying, dang isa, what's the hold up? And deliberately not giving me reviews to make me suffer. So, I'm deluded. You wish you were too.

~isa 6/11/2010

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Signs of Affection by Strawberry Apocalypse reviews
An exploration of the growing relationship between Usagi and Mamoru. 100 Drabble challenge.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Sour Patch Kid by nitefang reviews
"You're a Sour Patch Kid! You're a sour jerk with a weird haircut, but deep inside, you're a big, sweet softie who wants to sing love songs to—" "Brit, you better shut up before I flambé your cat!" "—Rachel Berry for the rest of his life!"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,378 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Your Secret Admirer by Strawberry Apocalypse reviews
Serena has a secret admirer and her friends think they know who it is, but can they get him to admit it? First Season Romance, Complete!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,569 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Blame the Butterflies by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
I'm... I'm in love with Lily Evans, and I blame the butterflies. " James is drop-to-your-feet-pledge-your-love-and-rip-your-heart-out in love with Lily Evans, but how is he supposed to woo her with all those butterflies in his tummy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Blushing Game by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
It had become something of a hobby of his, making me turn scarlet, and now all of the Cullins were in on it. They would take turns, it was all Oh Bella, that top looks so wonderful on you! and Oh my, you smell even better than you did yesterday, :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
There Are More Fish In The Sea by SousLeStylo reviews
[One shot] He tried not to glance over at her, but he couldn’t help it. Things always came down to this… Lily Evans. Cor, she was beautiful. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Fair Bunny by Strawberry Apocalypse reviews
Mamoru promises to make Usagi into Motoki's ideal woman. First Season Romance. Complete! Revised
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
April Rain Song by the quintessence of wyrd reviews
It’s been several years since the downfall of You Know Who. Draco Malfoy contemplates suicide over coffee, when his chance encounter with Luna Lovegood leads to a strange conversation that changes everything. DMLL, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Fifty Ways by andtheyfightcrime reviews
50 beginnings, middles and ends. 50 ways to fall in love. 50 more reasons why there's more to Cho Chang and Cedric Diggory than meets Harry Potter's eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Cedric D., Cho C. - Complete
Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Beautiful Game by gpoy reviews
[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,003 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Make a Wish by thirty2flavors reviews
A wish" “A wish indeed. That’s how it works. You lose an eyelash, you’re granted a wish.” A little bit of fluff, with childish!James and denial!Lily. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Trouble With Being Perfect by KirbeeDesirae reviews
Finished I am James Potter and I am perfect. This is my story and my struggle to win Lily Evans, despite my perfection. Based on information from OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,702 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Persistence by Zetta reviews
Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked a girl. He asked her out. She said no. He asked her again. And again. And again. And again... LJ ficlet, short and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Sincere Disappointment try, try again reviews
James has something that he really wants to say to Lily. Unfortunately his stupid mouth keeps messing it up for him. Can he over come his nerves to say what he really wants to? A one-shot. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/12/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Chad Dylan Cooper Way: Read Less! reviews
Takes place immediately following the events of Walk a Mile in My Pants. Chad pays Sonny a visit at home. Sonny is not happy to see him. And really, are these guys dating yet or not?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Anguish and Uncertainty reviews
Instead of lying to Bella about no longer loving her Edward tells her the truth of why he was leaving. Set during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm in Love with James Potter reviews
"You're in love with James Potter." "I am not, what an absurd thing to say!" Um. Wait a minute, who did say that? I wrote this story forever ago and never noticed that all of this time I had it listed under Lily LUNA P not Lily Evans P. Silly Isa. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Painting reviews
Carlisle and Esme spend a quiet afternoon in his office. This oneshot is a family story, with a bit more emphasis placed on Carlisle and Esme. Its really very sweet.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Swing reviews
Alice and Jasper reflect on Edward and Bella. Sweet J/A, E/B I hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
He Had Her reviews
Their 7th year is starting and for once James is not angsting over whether or not he'll ever get Lily.Its in the bag.They are headboy and headgirl and she can't avoid him. So, how's Lily handling this new development? rated for mild content
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Miss Hoping to Understand Your Mixed Messages reviews
Lily isn't happy. James isn't happy. The other three Marauders definitely aren't happy. Lily and James finally got together, so what the heck happened? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oranges reviews
All because someone once said to me, well why don't you have her peeling an orange or something? Lily. James. Oranges. A ficlet
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
That Dotty Girl from Ravenclaw reviews
The summer between sixth and seventh years. References HBP. Luna Lovegood Oneshot. And yes, CrumpleHorned Snorkacks exist. There is a bit of Harry going on here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Lily Evans Sitting in a Tree KISSINOT ME! reviews
Lily Evans has went and gotten herself a boyfriend. His name is Michael. Michael is not a nickname or alias for James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Down by the Lake reviews
Secrets are revealed, kisses are shared and James Potter finally asks the question that has been on his mind for the past several years: Do you want to shag? And it all takes places down by the lake. a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
From Love to Hate: The Story of Petunia reviews
This is a story of growing up and growing apart and not looking back with regret. Petunia Evans Dursley remembers having a special sister and learning how to hate her. rated for very mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Give Me Back My Underpants reviews
Lily Evans. Smart, sweet, perfect. Until someone steals something from her. Then, someone is going to pay. A oneshot. rated for mild swearing and death threats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete