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Joined 12-31-05, id: 960801, Profile Updated: 01-01-13
Author has written 13 stories for One Piece, Final Fantasy VII, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy VIII, Kingdom Hearts, Sherlock Holmes, Assassin's Creed, and Once Upon a Time.

Well my name be... -gets shot by some random guy whom I owe money too- (seriously if you ever meet me, don't ever loan me money. lol)

I freaking love yaoi/man love, and even though I do like opposite sex stories, I prolly will never write one. lol I'm also a video game addict. I admit I have a problem, but that doesn't mean I'm fixing it anytime soon.

Off of that note, I freaking hate MPREG. Holy hell. Everytime I read a story that is a 50 chapter epic and the author puts MPREG in the middle without a warning, I wish I could put my hand in my computer and punch the author in the face. Holy fudge crackers. What is with people and MPREG!? Babies were not desined to come out of those things! There are many fabulous adoption agencies in the world of fanfiction so please use them! Or at least have the decency to warn me first!

anyway

I=Female

I am not Republican, nor am I Democratic. I'm not even Moderate. I belong to a political party I like to call the QYBASTFU. It stands for the 'Quit your bitching and shut the f up.' For srsly. I am an American, and I love my country and the rights I have, including the full right to say that this country is full of whiners. Holy crap. It is just ridiculous. If you wish to have a discussion with me on politics, I love a good debate.

By the by, I say 'Holy' alot.

I think I'm one of those 'freeform writers.' Hell I KNOW I am. I could have the basic idea in my head, but have not a bloody idea how its gonna turn out until the very end. So don't be asking me how a story is gonna end cause I won't know myself. I am fool proof.

I'm pretty damn sappy too. I'm a hopeless romantic, who is in love with cheesy corny lines. Sorry I just can't help myself sometimes. XD

And I have a very important question to anyone who reads Kingdom Hearts fanfiction. WTF IS UP WITH THE ZEXION AND DEMYX PAIRING!? I'm not saying I don't like it, but I do not understand where the hell that came from. Like I don't even remember them even interacting in the game, but I guess I could be skipping over something... >_> Or maybe it is the quiet evil type paired up with the 'can't fight for crap' type. This is so aggrivating because I can't for the life of me understand why! It's like in every fanfiction I've read, they have been a side-romance. AGGRIVATION I SAY!

Also, whats the deal with Airline food?

I have decided to put up answers to my question here. If I like them, they shall be posted here, with your permission of course.

1: I don't know if anyone already answered your question but i bet you anything that this pairing came from their Organization numbers. 6 and 9. How could anyone resist!?
-Sami

2:In any case, I wanted to reply to your thought on the ZexionXDemyx question. I honestly didn't know much about the pairing either and in the same way, there is a lot of trouble that could be taken when trying to explain most any pairing within the Organization.
However, I found something that may or may not answer your question.
If you google "Zemyx" then you will probably find a link at the top of the page that says, "khyaoi: A Dissertation on Zemyx." It's on a community. page by the way.
It is written by DualShine.

-AcerbusEquinomin56

Well after reading the second response, I have to say that I would like some salt with my foot please. Haha But I guess I never said it was a bad pairing, I just didn't understand it... ah well. if anyone else cares to answer, feel free to message!

My Musiks: ADAM LAMBERT!!! I just ADORE him and his music. He makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Also there is Theory of a Deadman, Nickelback, Avenged Sevenfold, Secondhand Serenade, Ben's Brother, SR-71, Savage Garden, Darren Hayes, Aerosmith, Daughtry, Dido, Reba McEntire, Uncle Kraker, Jason Mraz, Fastball, Buckcherry, 98degrees, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Papa Roach, Santana, Poets of the Fall, Seether, Sentenced, Weird Al, Rise Against, Backstreet Boys, Enrique Iglesias, Maroon 5, and much more.

My Movies: V for Vendetta, Inception, Toy Story 1-3, Beauty and the Beast, Tangled, Zombieland40 Year Old Virgin, Pineapple Express, The Illusionist, Titanic, Knocked Up, Underworld (all three), The Dark Knight, Iron Man, I Am Legend, IRobot, Tristan and Isolde, the Saw movies, Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride, Charlie/Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Blazing Saddles, Tremors, Nightmare Before Christmas, pretty much any Tim Burton film, and that goes for Hayao Miyazaki especially Howl's Moving Castle, One Hour Photo, Monsters Vs. Aliens, The Road to Eldorado, Avatar.

My Animes: Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, One Piece, Hajimi no Ippo, Naruto, Karin, Lucky Star, Death Note, Zombie Loan.

My Gamez (this is where the list gets long.) : Metal Gear Solid 1,2,3, and 4, Devil May Cry 1,2,3, and 4, Harvest Moon (all), Banjo Kazooie, Banjo Tooie, King Of Fighters, F.E.A.R., F.E.A.R 2, Bioschock, Dead Space, Mass Effect 1-2, Kingdom Hearts 1, 1 1/2, and 2, Viewtiful Joe 1 and 2, Rouge Galaxy, Dark Cloud 2, Katamari Damacy, Oblivion, Morrowind, Condemnend 1 and 2, Silent Hill series, Resident Evil series (4 is my fave!) Tekken, The Sims, Unreal Tournament, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core, Final Fantasy VIII (I don't care how many FFVII fanboys argue with me, I still, and forever will, firmly believe 8 is the best Final Fantasy. Period.) FFX, FFXII, The Neverhood, Animal Crossing, Darkwatch, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Jak 2 and 3, Bayonetta, Heavy Rain, Assassins Creed 1-2 and Brotherhood, The Sabotuer, good ol' Spyro, Crash Team Racing, The Darkness, Final Fantasy XIII,

Whats on meh Tube of television: House M.D. is my favorite show. Ever. There is also Lie to Me, Family Guy, Two and a Half Men, the Food network, Howie Do It, Wife Swap (Gotta love the white trash tv) Whose Line is it Anyway?, and of course Spongebob Squarepants.

On a final note: Mountain Dew>>>>>>>> All else.

Anyway enough of me going off and tangents and rants...

My favorite MAN ON MAN ACTION!!:

ZoroXSanji - One Piece: just so you know, I'm obsessed so if I seem to be favoring them, you are right in assuming that.

LuisXLeon - Resident Evil 4: From the moment Luis fell on Leon, I was hooked.

HouseXWilson - House MD: House has no one else to put up with him. lol

SquallXIrvine - Final Fantasy VIII: Rinoa can kiss my ass

ZellXSeifer - Final Fantasy VIII: Seifer just LOVES teasing Zell... a little too much if you ask me.

SenaXHiruma - Eyeshield 21: PERFECT MATCH!

RikuXSora - Kingdom Hearts: Kairi is the cute friend at best

VincentXSephiroth- FFVII: Its the hair, what can I say

AxelXRoxas- Kingdom Hearts: sniffle

CloudXLeon- Kingdom Hearts: My two favorite Final Fantasy men together at last :D

DanteXVergil- Devil May Cry: mmmm twinsest

DanteXNero- Devil May Cry: not as good as DXV but good enough

RenoXRufus- FFVII: They are both just soooo cute.

VashXWolfwood- Trigun: just a whim

JakXTorn- Jak II and III: don't ask me why, just accept it

CloudXZack- Final Fantasy CC: I cry everytime.

MuganXJin- Samurai Champloo: it's a love/hate thing

XigbarXXaldin- Kingdom Hearts: Mmmm Manly Men.

XemnasXSaïx- Kingdom Hearts: Aren't we all just a little messed up?

SeiferXHayner- Kingdom Hearts: Gawd there are too many men in KH.

Any Pairings from Junjo Romantica: I FING LOVE THAT MANGA! It just spews love and adorableness

EzioXLeonardo- Assassins Creed II: Leonardo is just so cute!

ShaunXDesmond- That dirty brit and his pent up frustration.

SherlockXWatson- Sherlock Holmes: While I was a slight fan of this before, because of the movie... TEEE!

Good Lord that is a lot when you write them all down. >_> Oh well. More mansex for me!

Oh yaoi, what sort of trouble will you get me into next.

Right now I am working on a SquallXIrvine fanfic... THAT NO ONE IS REVIEWING! Gawd, had about 300 hits, you'd think one of you bums would take the time to review it.

Also I am now in the process of starting an Axel and Roxas fic. Like actual fic, with chapters. Not just a oneshot. LOOK OUT! I'll probably do it after I finish the Man Night's series.

Actually before I do my Axel and Roxas fic, I am going to do an Seifer and Hayner fic. I've got some idea's a-brewin in the ol' noggin, and I think it will turn out pretty good. Wait for it after the Man Nights!

Fun Survey Section! W00tZORZ!!!

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Xigbar. He's the sexiest in my opinion. :P

2. Your favorite KH girl?

There are like four to choose from so I guess Namine got on my nerves the least

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Vexen... he always creeped me the hell out

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene. She seemed like a total bitch to me

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Dude Halloween Town. No contest.

6. Least Favorite World?

Mother fucking Alantica. God I hate that place.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

My fave Keyblades are Oblivion, Lionheart, Pumpkinhead, Metal Chocobo (the chain was so cute!)

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Oathkeeper. What a piece of crap.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Simba

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

I guess the last one you aquire. I forgot what they are called o_O;

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AxelXRoxas, XigbarXXaldin, XemnasXSaix, SeiferXHayner, DemyxXZexion, CloudXLeon

They are all yaoi couples because of 2 reasons; number one, everyone gave off some major gaydar signals in my book, and number two, the girls are beyond aggrivating.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

VexenXAnyone. Can you say ew?

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

I don't do crack. >_>;

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Isn't this still under the crack catagory?

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

getting the Oathkeeper at all. Gawd did I mention I hate that thing?

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

still good ol' Xigbar

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

bahahahaha of course

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

not particularily. I don't think KH knows what emo is o_O;

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Yeah, but everyone looks pretty homosexual in KH.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Have I not been ranting this the entire time? She even gives you the piece of garbage known only as Oathkeeper. What more need be said?

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

His hand. 'Nuff said

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

I have yet to play it sooooo

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Story wise? No.

Gameplay? Yes.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Xigbar!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

I guess Xigbar. I'm such a sarcastic bitch.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Crying when Axel died and my mom came in.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Of course not. Quite frankly I despise Cosplay, but don't let me stop you.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
I can't remember any T_T

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Fucking Sephiroth... the dirty bastard.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The less revolving around Kairi. That was nice.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Breaking the rules here. Neither

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit

42. Cloud or Leon?

Well I pick the Cleon paring cause they are so adorable.

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi. Aerith is for Zack foo.

44. "Simple and Clean" or "Passion"?

Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcters as well)

All the men except for Vexen, Marluxia and Leaxus AKA king forehead.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

None

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

never paid that much attention

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Birth By Sleep

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. Xigbar foo!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Once again XIGBAR!!!! He always makes me smile.

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It's Lonely at the Top by Zo One reviews
Zoro, the heir to his family company doesn't want it. Sanji is running low on his luck when he is offered a job. Will these two find love, even under such strange conditions? ZoxSan!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,966 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Burning Reminders by Ninyria reviews
Luis x Leon. Resident 4. INCOMPLETE. Leon is now working at several, secured campsites all over Europe, trying to help the infected, with newly government approved Plagas suppressants.And rumors came along that Luis is alive, Leon goes looking.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Leon S. K., Luis S.
Mittens by MisoKat reviews
A cute story of Sanji and Zoro. ZoroxSanji Older story of mine, excuse the ignorance.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Body Shots by TwistedAlice reviews
Dante comes home from hunting and needs to unwind. he convinced Vergil to come to a bar hes found on his travels. things get a little drunken... YAOI... If you don't want to read don't. You've been warned so don't flame. M for sexual scenes
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
All He Wants For Christmas by Silarcta reviews
Xemnas really doesn’t want to celebrate xmas on his own and neither does Saïx. Not much else than lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Crimson Sweet by Skryll reviews
My first attempt at a Squall x Irvine vampire style fic. Irvine has been a vampire for several hundred years. When his eye falls on Squall, just how far will he go to get his attention?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,452 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Irvine K., Squall L.
DIABOLIC by Ookami Kasumi reviews
FF7/AC / Vincent Valentine is kidnapped by the ghost of Sephiroth for a very personal mission. COMPLETE SxVV Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
The Product Of Lust by Butterly In Furs reviews
Yaoi! Jin & Mugen! What happens when our two favorite samurai get a couple of days [and a couple of nights] away from Fuu? Read & review please!
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Just the 3 of Us by Furyan Goddess reviews
Started out as smut and slash, then turned into a love story with HouseCameronWilson. As of now, this is complete. I'm trying to work on a little something with the kids, but ... I'm wrapped up in Riddick as of right now. may be continued.........
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,238 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2005 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
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Saved by the Belle reviews
AU Belle just can't seem to get to her first period on time, and it's really about to screw up her school plans. Can her teacher come up with a solution? This shall contain lemon later.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,165 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Totally NOT a misunderstanding reviews
Desmond can be quite the sneaky Devil. DesmondXShaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Planned Out reviews
He tackled this attack as he would with any other. HolmesXWatson Man-lovin going on in here!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Forbidden reviews
In a time when to love each other meant to die. Axel and Roxas with a bit of ZexionXDemyx and CloudXLeon. Rated for language and lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Notes equal confusion for all reviews
Silly orphanage shenanigans spell trouble for our young heroes later on in their lives. Squall and Irvine. Lemonyaoi shall insue in later chapters.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Irvine K., Squall L.
Movies reviews
Well our gang is bored and they decide to go see some movies. Part 4 of the 'Man Night' series. XemnasXSaix
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
Education reviews
Not much of a story, but more of a whim.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Strip Poker reviews
Poker... without clothes! We all know where THIS is going right guys? -Wink- Part 3 of the 'Man Nights' Series.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Revenge reviews
Demyx has the perfect solution to get back at Leon and Cloud. Zexion would like to help. Part 2 of the 'Man Night' Series. Part 1 can be found in the Cloud Leon section titled 'Assassin.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Assassin reviews
Hm, hide and seek in the dark. I wonder where THIS is leading. Ha CloudXLeon. Part 1 of the 'Man Night' series.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Bored reviews
Dante is always entertaining. :D DXV DXNXV
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Paradise reviews
Vincent doesn't have anything left. Not a home, nor friends, nor a place to sleep. Lets see how he copes. SXV One Shot Yaoi. You have been forewarned.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
Unusual Behavior reviews
ZOROXSANJI! WOOOT! Zoro is being all nice to Sanji... WAIT WHAT? Yes you read that sentence correctly. Read to find out more. lol Complete
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,256 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
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