the Lovely Lucinda
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Joined 01-01-06, id: 961044
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi!

I am the Lovely Lucinda, a rising high school senior (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and am quite possibly the most sporadic poster ever. I saw Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix at the midnight release and liked it a lot!!! I did have some problems with it (mainly Michael Gambon, Emma Watson, "The Kiss," and the shortened Snape's Worst Memory), but overall it is really great!!! Evanna Lynch is the most perfect Luna! She completely captured Luna's kooky earnestness, and truly is Luna. Also amazing: Helena Bonham Carter in her too-brief role and Imelda Staunton as the most sickly-sweet evil character ever!!! It's a great movie, go see it today!!!!! Also of importance: The impending release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe it!!!! Eight more days until the series' conclusion!!! Aaaaah!!!!! hyperventilate

A little about me:

Age: 16

Gender: Okay, honestly, do I even need to put this? Just know that I'm in the severe majority here.

Location: Anytown, Mid-America, U.S.A., North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way, Etc., Etc...

Enjoys: Long walks on the beach, pina coladas, getting caught in the rain... Um, just kidding...

Favorite books: the Artemis Fowl series, the Bartimaeus Trilogy, His Dark Materials, A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Harry Potter series, Discworld series, the Princess Bride

Favorite movies: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, the Princess Bride, Best in Show, The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl, the Muppet Movie, Bride and Prejudice and The Lord of the Rings Triology

Favorite actors: Christopher Guest, Will Smith, Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Ewan McGregor, Johnny Depp (is there anyone's list he's not on right now?), Daniel Radcliffe, Billy Crystal, Dominic Monaghan

Favorite actresses: Evanna Lynch, Meryl Streep, Helena Bonham Carter, Julia Roberts

Musical Favorites: Flogging Molly, Bowling For Soup, The Beatles, Enter the Haggis, Dixie Chicks, KT Turnstall, Ok Go, Norah Jones, Gaelic Storm, "Wierd Al" Yankovic, and U2.

Favorite sports: Running, swimming, water and snow skiing, tennis (watching not playing), and soccer (again: watching not playing)

Current Favorite Fan Fics: "That Loser" (by Siriusly Odd), "Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run" (by charmingly-holly), and "That Summer" (by Luminous Star). Yes, this is a rather eclectic mix of Harry Potter fics, but they are all really funny and well written!

A smidgeon or two (or three or several) about my two fics:

Your Despicable Because I Love You is the story of Lily and James Potter in their sixth year at Hogwarts, being told by the deceased Lily and James (with some additional commentry by Sirius) from up in heaven, nirvana, wherever... YDBILY is a comedy that tries to avoid all the typical L/J cliches, since I can't STAND an overly excessive amount of romance in a story. I think that it just ruins a good plot. Not that I have any feelings about the subject or anything... :) Update: I am quite possibly the worst authoress ever, but I unfortunately now have to place YDBILY on hiatus because of my insane amount of schoolwork. Maybe it'll return in the eventually, but don't keep your hopes up. Sorry.

Magical Me is the autobiography of Gilderoy Lockhart, and is meant as a parody and slam of his unbelievably self-possesed character. Gilderoy is (although incredibly infuriating), a wonderful character to write, and I'm having fun with the large number of impossible and improbable events that he describes in his event. I'm a kind of modest person, so it's very enjoyable to go overboard with this ridiculously narsistic fop. Update: I haven't updated this story in about nine months, mainly because although, fun, it is strenuous and brain-taxing to write, so Magical Me is indefinitely suspended until further notice. :(

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Anyone else get the sarcasm here?

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That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
That Summer by Luminous Star reviews
It's the summer before seventh year and someone's moving in next door to Lily's house. someone she'd never expect in a million years to move in. Major changes are in store for Lily Evans...she just doesn't know it yet. --399 REVIEWS! You guys are AMAZING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,774 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Bartimaus and the Fanfic by Godell reviews
Based slightly on Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic. Bartimaus discovers a weird book at a bookstore, and is forced by Nathaniel to bring it home. Farquarl also makes an appearance. A mockery of Mary Sue story. Becomes semiserious late
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,359 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005
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You're Despicable Because I Love You reviews
Experiment: If you mix a Lily obsessing boy named James, and a James hating girl named Lily, what do you get? Result: a somewhat humorous fanfic of course! Currently on indefinite hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,112 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Magical Me: the Memoirs of Gilderoy Lockhart reviews
In this classic story of adventure, glamour, and fame, you will meet the man behind the smile. In this, his eighth publication, Gilderoy Lockhart’s magnificence will become real to you, his adoring fan... Currently on permenant hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Gilderoy L.