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Author has written 68 stories for Inkheart, Robert Langdon series, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Hunger Games, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Once Upon a Time, Stargate: Universe, and Thick of It.

Christina. Born in 1988. Germany. My Tumblr is dreameater1988. I'm generally fine with people translating my fics into any language (since I've received a few requests already) as long as you link back to the original.

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A Fool's Paradise by DeadPigeon reviews
(FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!) The Doctor and Clara finally cross that invisible line and unexpected consequences follow. Can Jack fix what the Doctor has so foolishly destroyed? Now that the Doctor and Clara have reunited, what will become of their 'fools paradise?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 119,989 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Jack H., Clara O., 12th Doctor
Puncture Repair by Azertyrobaz reviews
AU story. The Doctor is a doctor in contemporary London and Clara Oswald is the au pair for his nine year old son. A son who was dropped on his doorstep by a dying River Song two months before the story starts.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,140 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Unspoken Question by e1evenc1ara reviews
You don't have to be alone to feel lonely (Twelve/Clara, spoilers for "Deep Breath")
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
In the Shadows of Endless Night Time by Ghost in Front of Me reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange suffered greatly in her struggle to survive Azkaban. With the return of her master to power, there is a chance, that some hidden light will rekindle between the two lost beings whose hearts were once lost to darkness//Bellamort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,163 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Snape's thoughts on fanfiction by TheSaraMonster reviews
Snapes personal comments on today's fanfiction...Muwahahahaha!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Saving Carlo by LadyBurglar reviews
It is a discworldAngels and Deamons crossover. Carlo Ventresca is burning himself as me and Death enjoy tea! Only one thing for it we have to save him! Hotness like that can not go to waste! But will he want help?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Blood Is Thicker Than Chocolate by CarrieSkellington08 reviews
A young girl with a heartbroken past meets the candy man who has never felt true love. Together they both might learn to love and overcome their pain.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005
Viva Emptiness by Sheithan reviews
Harry observes a stonedrunk Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Jaded Apparitions by Talon Marlow reviews
Harry and Liz Osborn struggle to find peace in a troubled marriage... and some are determined to ensure that they don't.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2004
Sin by Trench Kamen reviews
Very short three-shot nonsensical first-person character analysis. Written after completion of Angels and Demons. Analyzes Camerlengo Ventresca, Maximilian Kohler, and Vittoria Vetra. Huge spoilers for Angels and Demons. Complete.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
PIRATES OF THE 21ST CENTURY by Jacksrumrunner reviews
amazing how funny jack can be in a suit!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
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Pseudonymously reviews
John Smith knows two things 1 He definitely has a crush on his secretive editor who publishes his erotic novels and 2 Clara Oswald, who keeps refusing his science fiction stories, is a stupid cow. Clara Oswald is certain of two things 1 She would do about anything for a night with the Doctor and 2 that John Smith, who keeps begging her to publish his sci-fi novels, is a rude arse.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/11 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
Third Time's A Charm reviews
The first time he met her, she was undoubtedly too young for him. The second time he was her professor and she was his student, dating some silly guy with a bow tie. Now she is back, teaching at the same university, and the Doctor is determined not to let this opportunity slip away. However, Clara is now engaged to a maths teacher.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,364 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/7 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Matters of the Heart reviews
After her boyfriend's death Clara Oswald takes comfort in the fact that a part of him still lives on and she seeks out the man who carries her loved one's heart inside him. John Smith would like nothing more than to resume his life like it was before the surgery, but he struggles to adjust and somehow he finds he has a soft spot for the woman who lost the man that saved his life.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,965 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Roses in Winter reviews
It's 1946 and the Doctor, the best private detective there is, receives a call from a young gentleman. Danny, who has just returned from war, came home to find his fiancé Edith has disappeared and he offers the Doctor a great sum to find her. The first thing the Doctor finds out about the vanished girl: her name is actually Clara and her story is more than fascinating.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,647 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Further Parenting Adventures reviews
Set after "The Parenting Adventure". Snippets of the family life of the Doctor, Clara and Elsie in OneShots.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
The Intern reviews
Clara had wanted this government internship badly, however when she finds her boss, Malcolm Tucker, not only rude but also very disrespectful towards her it drives her to the brink of giving up. Until she decides to accept the challenge. When Malcolm finally shows her the respect she deserves they eventually find themselves in an emotional mess that could threaten his career.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thick of It - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,236 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Clara O., Malcolm T. - Complete
Crescendo reviews
He has loved music once. He has loved life once. Now John Smith, the Doctor, a famous conductor only seems to be drifting through life, always on the verge of a mental breakdown in his shallow and pointless existence. Until he stumbles across a street musician, a young cellist named Clara, and suddenly it all makes sense again. Orchestra AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Don't Marry Someone Else Before Me reviews
I had a huge crush on my babysitter as a kid and I found him on Facebook and wrote him 'Remember how hard it was to get me to bed as a child? Well, not any longer ;)' - Whouffaldi AU. Humour.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Heart of Steel reviews
David Oswald is dead, killed by his enemies. The Doctor, his right hand man, sets out to find his daughter Clara to protect her but once she realizes what kind of business her father was in she is determined to have her revenge. The Doctor is torn between protecting her from her father's enemies and giving her everything she wants. Mafia AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,542 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Arrows of Eros reviews
This is a collection of Tumblr prompt OneShots. Some AU. Some fluffy, some smutty, some completely different. Whouffaldi
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,333 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
All Inclusive reviews
When his sister Missy convinces him to go on a cruise the Doctor has no idea that she is sending him on a singles cruise. It's even more of a surprise to him when he wakes up the morning after a party and realizes he is married to the annoying woman who vomited on his shoes on the first evening. But he and Clara can annul the marriage as long as they don't consummate it.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,677 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Parenting Adventure reviews
With a heavy heart the Doctor has decided to move on. He has left Clara after the events on Gallifrey and is ready for a new adventure – when suddenly a girl appears in his TARDIS. Elsie is starting to fade because Clara should be pregnant with their daughter but isn't and Elsie has come back from the future to fix it and bring her stubborn parents together. Post Hell Bent.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,210 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Last Journey reviews
The Doctor knew that his men were talking behind his back, he knew they thought he had gone mad but he made a vow and even if it meant sailing the seven seas and beyond, he would not rest until Clara was back by his side. PirateAU. Set a few years after Under Jolly Roger (Read that one first if you haven't yet).
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Man That Once Was reviews
The Doctor has reigned Gallifrey as Lord President since the Time War. Driven mad by power he has one goal in mind: the utter and absolute extinction of the Daleks. Until one day a seemingly ordinary human girl attempts to steal his most precious possession just to bring a little hope to the entire universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Summer of Love reviews
San Francisco. 1967. The Doctor is an eco activist known to chain himself to whatever is necessary out of protest. Clara is a young woman from a rich entrepreneur family that she is trying to escape, so she decides to move into a commune. And she chooses the man that would annoy her parents the most – but can their love last longer than the summer?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,360 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Under Jolly Roger reviews
When the Doctor, a renegade from the Royal Navy and pirate and captain of his beloved ship, the TARDIS, picks a woman called Clara from out of the sea, he soon realizes he might get more than he bargained for. Clara is not only a feisty woman, but also very pretty and he starts to regret the promise that he made her, to let her go once they have reached the next harbour. PirateAU
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
They Don't Teach You Love reviews
The Doctor thought that taking in his old college pal Joe, a professor who is teaching at the same university and who is unable to keep his hands off the female students, was the worst mistake of his life. But then Clara Oswald sets foot into his class and he is torn between his personal ethics and making an even bigger mistake when the race for Clara's heart is on. Prof/Student AU
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,953 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The 2000 Year Old Virgin reviews
The Doctor hasn't been a teenager in a very long time and with his new regeneration cycle he suddenly feels urges that aren't familiar to his kind. Luckily Clara is there to lend a helping hand. . . and mouth.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Switched reviews
The Doctor wants to cheer Clara up by buying her tea at an alien market and he actually ends up lifting her spirits, only not quite as intended. Body Swap nonsense with M-rated content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Remote Control reviews
Since the Doctor has a history of ignoring her phone calls Clara gives him something he can't ignore, at least not for long - and only she has the power to activate it. Until it all goes horribly wrong in the most inconvenient of situations. Featuring control freak Clara and a remote controlled, vibrating cock ring. Might be a crack story.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Class Trip reviews
Clara has been looking forward to this school trip for months – almost 2 weeks on the Isle of Skye. If only it wasn't for the obnoxious, irresponsible father of one of her students who only wants to be referred to as the Doctor and unfortunately has volunteered to accompany them on the trip. One part of her wants to push him off the next cliff, another part. . . doesn't.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,538 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Art of Loving reviews
Clara Oswald decides to take up painting and starts attenting a class. From day one she has a huge crush on her eccentric art teacher the Doctor. Yet he only seems to see her as his muse and Clara wonders if their unlikely friendship could possibly turn into more before the painting class is over. However the Doctor appears to be utterly oblivious to her advances. Rated M for later
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,640 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor's Secret reviews
After the Doctor saved the life of one of Clara's echoes who had been working as a prostitute and helped her build herself a new, better life he vows to never make use of her services. But the worse his relationship with the real Clara grows the harder it seems to resist Oswin's offer. Set during S8.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Love Me Like You Mean It reviews
1959. Dr John Smith moves to Texas with one goal in mind: to start over and forget about his past. When he meets Clara Oswin Oswald, a waitress and an outcast with a whole lot of buried dreams he thinks that she might be just what he needs to give his life some meaning. Diner AU. Rated M for later. Whouffaldi.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,532 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 11/25/2015 - J. Smith, Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Christmas Walk reviews
Post Last Christmas. The Doctor takes Clara to a Christmas market and she finds the perfect way to punish him for being rude. Fluff. Just fluff and hugs. My Christmas present for queen-of-the-ashes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Somewhere To Belong reviews
John Smith has been released from prison after 25 years and wants to get to know his son, whom he has never seen, by moving onto the same street and befriending him. His son's girlfriend Clara is giving him a warm welcome, but soon John fears that he and Clara are getting a little too close while uncovering the true crime for which he went to prison. .Rated M for later
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,535 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Ashes of Eden reviews
12 years after the Doctor has abandoned Clara on a foreign planet, she gets a visit from an old friend, who entrusts her with the important mission of saving the universe – by killing the Doctor, who now goes by a different name: Valeyard. Determined that she can save him from the fate that lead him onto the path of destruction, she doesn't realize that . . . (full summary inside)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,302 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Goat In A Poncho reviews
From a Tumblr Prompt: "I woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho? Who are you? Why is the goat wearing a poncho? AU. Twelve/Clara. Whouffaldi.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Sex, Love & Rock 'N Roll reviews
The Doctor is an ageing rock star who is being put under pressure by his ruthless manager. Clara is a journalist who just attended his private party to gather material for her article. Yet somehow the evening turns out differently than they had both expected. Rated M for later chapters. Rockstar AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,723 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Telepathic Interface reviews
The Doctor has an intimate moment with his TARDIS. TARDIS!Smut. If that creeps you out, better move along. Slightly crack!ish. Clara catches him.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [12th Doctor, TARDIS] - Complete
Shooting Star reviews
From a Tumblr prompt: "You're my new co-worker who is extremely attractive and that I can't talk to because I've watched porn of you before we even met, why is an online porn star working at a supermarket anyway?" AU. The Doctor is the porn star and Clara is aroused in a staff meeting.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Once Upon A Diner reviews
Clara is a waitress in a shabby American Diner until she meets the Doctor, a man in a dirty suit who is carrying around an old guitar. He seems strange but also oddly familiar and he will change her life in ways she couldn't imagine.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Complete
Sonic Sunglasses reviews
The Doctor gets sonic sunglasses and it takes Clara a while to figure out what exactly they do. And then she gets really mad at him. Slight Whouffaldi. DarkWater!SonicSunglasses. Crack. Humour. Related to the theory on Tumblr.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Empire of Dust reviews
In an attempt to save the Doctor one of Clara's echoes faces a Weeping Angel that transports her back to Glasgow in 1982. Lost and lonely she encounters Dr Pete, a man who seems just as lost and just a lonely. With nowhere else to go Clara decides to stick around because misery always loves company. Doctor Who/Field of Blood crossover. Echo!Clara/Dr Pete. Rated M for later chapters
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,286 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Genius vs Genius
Nicholas Rush and Oswin Oswald have a bit of a quarrel. Doctor Who / SGU crossover. Tumblr prompt by queen-of-the-ashes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Oswin O., Clara O., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Disturbia reviews
There were some things Clara believed to know for certain: she didn't belong in a mental hospital, the Doctor who was treating her was actually a Time Lord and his assistant Missy was the devil in disguise. But how was she going to convince anyone of that? And how should she handle this Doctor's blossoming affections? Asylum AU. Twelve x Clara, Twelve x Missy
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,890 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] The Master
The Darkness Speaks, Has Eyes To See reviews
After being bitten by a venomous creature Clara temporarily goes blind and relies on the Doctor to take care of her. But neither of them expected what impact the loss of her sight would have on the closeness of their relationship. Whouffaldi. Smut at the end.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Bed & Breakfast reviews
"I broke into your house thinking it was mine because I was drunk af and now you are making me breakfast." Tumblr Prompt. Rumbelle AU Meeting. No Magic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
A Furry Present reviews
Petyr gives Sansa a furry present. Set some time after Lysa's death. Just some short, sweet fluff. Nothing more. Petyr/Sansa.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Sansa S., Petyr B. - Complete
The Blue Pill reviews
Clara knows that there is a big difference between "the pill from the blue box" and "the blue pill" and the Doctor is about to find out the hard way (pun intended). The Doctor accidentally takes Viagra and the situation quickly changes from hilarious to sexy. Crack!Smut. First crack, then smut. Twelve/Clara. Whouffaldi.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2015 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Gold & Silver Line My Heart reviews
After the death of her boyfriend Clara Oswald decides that it is time for a change. However when she accidentally ends up in bed with her new professor Doctor John Smith, who has a reputation of sleeping with his students, she might find her life changing a lot more than she would have liked. Twelve/Clara. Professor/Student. AU. Rated M for later chapters.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,621 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
She Will Never Know reviews
The mighty Time Lord is scared of a little earthling girl. Afraid she will reject you because you think you might have had a chance when you were young and handsome, but he didn't want her. But this old man does and it's driving you insane. Mr Clever!Twelve seduces Clara
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] Mr Clever - Complete
Sontarans in Vegas reviews
The Doctor and Clara wake up in a honeymoon suite in Las Vegas with no recollection of what had happened. Did they accidentally get married? Or are they in the middle of a new alien threat? Twelve/Clara. Whouffaldi. Humour.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
A Hunded Times Over reviews
My collection of Twelve & Missy AU prompts originally posted on Tumblr. All of them are cute and fluffy, some might get a bit smutty. So I rated them M to be safe. Twissy.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [The Master, 12th Doctor]
In Vino Veritas reviews
Post Death In Heaven. Missy visits the Doctor in his TARDIS and finds him completely drunk and confessing things he under different circumstances would never have said. Twelve/Missy. Twissy. Rated M for language.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2015 - [12th Doctor, The Master] - Complete
Maybe This Christmas reviews
A collection of Twelve & Missy OneShots surrounding Christmas. Missy baking Christmas cookies shaped like famous aliens, the two of them having snowball fights, Missy getting drunk in Winter Wonderland and other fluffy things occur. . . Twelve/Missy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,152 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/2/2014 - 12th Doctor, The Master - Complete
I can make you feel like home reviews
The Doctor and Missy break into Versailles in the middle of the night. Very fluffy. I might make an M-rated version of it, too. Twelve/Missy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2014 - 12th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Natural Disasters reviews
What the Doctor would never admit to was the damage Missy had inflicted on him, his hearts and his mind, how the tempest of her being had blown through his head, scattering his sanity, his resistance, his good intent, never to be found again The Doctor tries to enter Missy's memories to find out what happened to her and gets more than he bargained for. Rated M for sexual content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2014 - 12th Doctor, The Master - Complete
One day you will be tired of women breaking your hearts reviews
Missy managed to escape and teleported herself into the Doctor's TARDIS. Before she leaves, they talk about how she came to be a woman and what happened on Gallifrey. OneShot. Slight hints of Twelve/Missy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2014 - 12th Doctor - Complete
The Years of the Word reviews
The Doctor has vowed to never invite a human to travel with him ever again. When he meets Clara Oswald, however, he is tempted. The Doctor decides to stick around, but he will never reveal his secrets to her. But how long will he be able to convince her that he is human? Twelve/Clara AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.]
Life In Slow Motion reviews
The Doctor's and Clara's relationship has been more than just a little rocky ever since he turned back into a Time Lord, but when Vastra asks them to watch over teenage Isabel in 1975 for a few weeks, they soon discover that a looming alien threat is the least of their problems. Sequel to Family Ties.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,793 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.]
Always Almost There reviews
Why do we have to talk when we can be impossible together? - Set during/after Forest Of The Night. Twelve/Clara. Whouffaldi. Rated M for sexual content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
The TARDIS is not a day care centre reviews
The Doctor and Clara are a little overwhelmed by their four children running wild in the TARDIS. Whouffaldi!Parents.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
The First Hurrah reviews
There was no more space left between them. All these walls that had divided them in the last few weeks – gone. It was as it always should have been. Clara and her Doctor united. Set on the Orient Express, the Doctor and Clara have a first hurrah of a whole different kind. Twelve/Clara. Rated M for sexual content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Family Ties reviews
The Doctor and Clara save the life of a young girl with special powers, but in order to protect her from her captors, the Doctor needs to become human. Again. The next day John Smith, a successful journalist, wakes up in London 1966 with a young daughter from his first marriage and his new wife Clara, who doesn't seem happy with their marital life at all. Twelve/Clara
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,143 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Doctor's Bedroom reviews
The Doctor catches Clara in his bedroom. And decides to punish her. Twelve/Clara. Smut. Rated M for. . . Smut.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Twelve Reasons why Eleven was easier to handle reviews
Twelve situations in which Clara thinks Eleven would have been easier to handle. Humor. Nonsense. Containing Christmas dinners, Red Bull and other things. 12th Doctor annoys Clara quite a lot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014
Lost & Found reviews
The TARDIS hid Clara's bedroom - again. Under these circumstances, Clara is forced to crash with the Doctor. Rated M for. . . you know what. Also contains humour. Lots of humour and cheekiness. Twelve/Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/8/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Paving The Way reviews
The 12th Doctor and Clara have issues after the Doctor's regeneration but they are both trying to resolve them. Lots of fights, odd behaviour and uncomfortable situations. Clara feels like the new Doctor is pushing her away and gets mad more often than she wants to. Rated M for adult themes, just to be save. 12/Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Doctor Triangle reviews
The 10th Doctor finally found someone suitable for a companion again. She is beautiful, clever, funny and he wants her. There is only one problem: Her name is Clara Oswald and she is already travelling with his future self. How will they solve this confusing triangle? Set after "The Day of the Doctor". TenxClaraxEleven
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - 10th Doctor, Clara O.
The Least Annoying reviews
Katniss joins Haymitch every other night to drink or talk. Her thoughts about this unlikely friendship. Just a teensy little bit hinted at Haymiss. Set during Catching Fire. OneShot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
Powerplay reviews
Irene Adler was like a carefully drawn line of cocaine laid out on a spotless mirror, inviting him to use with the promise of perfect ecstasy and though he knew that by morning the regrets would have settled he found it impossible to resist.Sherlock/Irene
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Music reviews
They screamed and screamed but Bella could not hear them. The screeching violin in the first movement was too loud.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Our Diabolical Rapture reviews
October 1980. Voldemort is spreading distrust among the members of the Order, something especially Sirius notices when Bellatrix is sent to recruit him. Meanwhile Bella has troubles delaying her wedding to Rodolphus any further. Bellatrix/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
Equals reviews
It was not the differences that had made them enemies for life, it was more the fact that they were as alike as two people could possibly be. Bellatrix and Sirius meet on the roof of number 12 Grimmauld Place. Set during OOTP. Incest. Torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Crazy Christmas, Or: When Death Eaters Celebrate reviews
Bellatrix is decorating a tree with Harry Potter voodoo dolls, Narcissa is making cookies. A failed mistletoe, many unfitting presents and a Lucius who hates Christmas. My idea of a Death Eater Christmas. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Deja Vu All Over Again reviews
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca is a young priest in his early 20's when he meets Jenna, a nun. His mentor, the Pope, watches this 'friendship' with concern. . . Alternative Story.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Dreams & Fairies reviews
The kicks and beats Dustfinger had received for helping Resa had left no scars but somehow he wished they had. OneShot. Set during Inkheart when they were locked in the crypt. Dustfinger x Resa.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Dustfinger, Resa - Complete