RedBlackandWhite
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Joined 01-02-06, id: 962033, Profile Updated: 06-15-08
Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter.

"Fathers and teachers, I ponder 'What is hell?' I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love."

~Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Why was Harold listening to this man? This man was an idiot. He used words like 'wishy-washy' and 'convo', and tried to convince Harold that trees were trees. Of course trees were trees. Harold knew trees were trees."

~Karen Eiffel, played by Emma Thompson in "Stranger Than Fiction"


HI THERE!

The name's RedBlackandWhite, and I have been with FF.net since June 28th, 2006, and have not received my commemorative statue yet. Those cheap whores.

Age: I am of an age where nothing is certain, everything is stressful, meaningless things are taught, meaningful things are ignored, and every day drags on like a battle with cancer.

I am male. Deal with it.

For the most part, I usually dislike stories. Not because I like being pessimistic, but because most of the writing on this site is mediocre. Yes, it sounds elitist, but it's true. If I do review, it's either because the story is very good or utterly dreadful.

I update VERY seldomly. For some reason I still have a small following. I wish said following would get a life in the meantime.


Things that I DESPISE about other fanfic writers:

Those who review a story and say it's good even if it isn't at all.

Those who put themselves in their stories (of which I am guilty of due to stupidity).

Those who put themselves in their stories and rape the male character of their choosing. And no, I don't mean figuratively.

Those who use Mary Sues and Gary Stus.

Those who make themselves Mary Sues or Gary Stus.

Those who have the humor of a socially inept kindergartener.

Those who write stories based on IM conversations with their friends.

Those who can't establish a point of view.

Those who don't know what plot progression is.

Those who rape the Japanese language.

Those who can't challenge themselves to develop good MALE characters and just decide to stick with all FEMALES.

Those who are review-whores.

Those who put requests in reviews.

Those who flame authors whose stories don't agree with their political views.

Link to my dA (I do suggest you wear protective eyewear, due to the severity of crapiness.):


Shout-out to:

redwing55, Alysa's creator

m3thod-mak3r, Zexion's whore-on-call

and Aerith08, whose writing abilities surpass mine by immeasurable levels.


Story Status:

Kingdom Insanity 2: 9 chapters. This one is basically dead right now because I can't stand it.

Riku's Foster Surprise: 10 chapters, over 170 reviews, woop de doo.

Nobody Knows You Better Than Your Nobody: One-shot.

Another One Of Those Stupid Ego-Centric Comedy Talk Shows: 1 chapter, seems like there were too many of them, damn.

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Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Thunder Struck by m3thod-mak3r reviews
Zexion x Larxene a pairing apart, trust me!The silent struggle between the basement dwellers and the topsiders of Castle Oblivion ebbs and flows while Zexion and Larxene try to unravel their intrests in each other.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,529 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Zexion, Larxene - Complete
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Name and Date of Death, Please reviews
12 dead characters from Harry Potter meet and are interviewed by a disgruntled Saint Peter at Heaven's Gate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2008
A Fostering Relationship reviews
Riku, an only child, just wants to be alone this summer. Leave it to his parents to decide to have a foster kid live with them, Sora. And having a malicious cousin, Alysa, doesn't help either. PseudoRS, AU. Ch7 revised.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,936 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Riku, Sora
Kingdom Insanity 2 reviews
Another I got sucked into the game story? I think not. NOT CENTERED ON OCs AT ALL. Basically I just make fun of everything. Or at least try to. Riku and Sora's hair situations, Kairi is nowhere and WHOSE LINE INTERLUDES every 5th chapters. Spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sora
Another One of Those Stupid Ego Centric Comedy reviews
Canceled.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
No One Knows You Better Than Your Nobody reviews
A oneshot I wrote from one sentence Roxas said during his conversation with Kairi. Kairi POV. Mildly depressing, or at least thought provoking.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete