twain666
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Joined 01-02-06, id: 962279
Author has written 13 stories for Outsiders, and 1984.

If you are reading this in hopes it is my profile, let me tell you right now it is not my profile. I have no profile. One must exist to have a personality, and one neads a personality to make an online profile of themself. But for all you ignorant humans know i might just be a figment of your imaginations; meaning i quite possibly could have no personality with which to craft a profile out of. And until someone can prove that i am actually a real person and not just a penname floating around on the internet that quite possibly a secret terrorist organization is using to control your lives, i refuse to divulge any information, or lack there of, that has anything remotely to do with me, whoever or whatever i may be. Our maybe i am just putting on this charade of nonexistance to hide you from the bitter truth, that i am the only one who exists. Meaning the rest of you are figments of my imagination, making me god. I know, the implications are huge.

other personnas with which i infect this lowly planet: twain666, Bryce H., honorius, honorious (gamertag), teenwithguns, bobikethe3rd (email, yahoo & gmail), Heinrich Henderson von Umlaut, etc...

even with these seven versions of what my existance, or lack there of, is, you'll never find me, and i find it amusing none the less

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The Most Awesomest Halo Fanfiction EVER! by Covenant-Dance117 reviews
This... is an exploration of the horrors of the Halo fanbase. In other words, it's a parody of bad fictions. That's right, the amazing writing duo of Alcyone Aden and CovenantDance117 is back AGAIN! Rated T to be safe.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/30/2007
Phobia by Mutant Goldfish reviews
Monologues by different characters explaining their phobia. Rather dark humor, but humorous all the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
Bartimaus and the Fanfic by Godell reviews
Based slightly on Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic. Bartimaus discovers a weird book at a bookstore, and is forced by Nathaniel to bring it home. Farquarl also makes an appearance. A mockery of Mary Sue story. Becomes semiserious late
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,359 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005
This one time, at Hogwarts by Crazy-MoFos reviews
What do you get when you mix magic 'shrooms, a little bit of sex, a dash of twincest (just to - BAM! - kick it up a notch), and a few donkeys? One fked up story. This story. Written by two people, both of whom are completely messed up in the head. We did
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
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The Skinny on Halloween reviews
I'm back to put fright and fear into the hearts and souls of those who don't get the point.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
The Cat Bit My Thumb! reviews
summaries are for losers who feel they need to explain their creative writing, or lack there of, for fear nobody will pay attention, nobody pays attention anyway!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Once Upon A Time reviews
im just submiting this because i can so please just like read and review it if you want or whatever
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006
Hopelessly Happy reviews
this piece is parasitic yes, and to the idiots out there who are too blinded by their love of The Outsiders this is just another piece of sh that disses their favorite book giving them another reason to report me which hasn't worked yet, has it?, but to t
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
A Story poetic reviews
this parasitic piece of average blah is a short poem about writing a story
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Irony reviews
the day the proles rose
1984 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
A Stereotypical Melodrama reviews
this is an excerpt from a short story i'm creating but not done with yet, hope you all enjoy
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/23/2006
Poetry reviews
hi i'm back with another parasidic story, flame or rave, i don't really care at this point, just give me reviews, i totally live off your feedback
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
I'm Hopelessly Mad reviews
has nothing to do with outsiders, another parsidic entry, read anreview
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Random Thoughts Abound reviews
this poem completly sucks like everything else i've written, so read, enjoyloathe, and review this piece
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
The Very Ugly Boy 2 reviews
like my last story this one needs no summary, becuase then you wouldn't read it, but please read it anyway
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
The Very Ugly Boy reviews
this story needs no summary becuase you wouldn't read it otherwise
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete