Adelie King
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Joined 01-03-06, id: 963190, Profile Updated: 10-29-11
Author has written 13 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and StarTrek: Deep Space Nine.

I am Adelie King and my main goal of writing is for humor stories that would never be on Stargate SG1 itself. My stories are an alternate comedy universe with Stargate SG1 characters not intended to follow the canon generally. I write these with intension to make people laugh for fun and the characters obviously do things in them which they would never do on the show. But that's what makes them funny is because it'd never happen and the thought of it is hilarious.

On this site I post the edited versions of my stories with just a humor basis even of a questionable concept. I love making my readers laugh. I love reviews and any comments that make my work better as well as my entertaining skills. Any edited work will be as toned down as I can get it here.

I am mainly a Samantha Carter/ Jack O'Neill shipper at the moment. I also write Odo/Kira Star Trek: Deep space nine shipper stories. My second talent I've been told is smut/erotica. Whenever I've left those scenes out on the other sites to do a clean story I get complaints. At least fanfiction.net will enable me to post things other than that. I want to be good in multiple genres.

For my uncut versions of my stories not allowed on Fanfiction.net Here are the following links. Links to the extended unrated stories will be posted at the end of the last chapters of each story if you wish to read them. There are also a lot of great writers besides me on these sites so please read them as well...

Sam and Jack Always and Forever http://sjalways-forever.jackandsamforever.net/index.php
My story section on the site: http://sjalways-forever.jackandsamforever.net/viewuser.php?uid=1051
This site is down hopefully only temporarily so you have to go to the other two below

Heliopolis: http://www.sg1-heliopolis.com/ General audience http://sg1-heliopolis.com/adult/index.php Adult Fic 13+ and up Heliopolis is one of the most extensive of Stargate on the net
My story section on the site http://sg1-heliopolis.com/adult/viewuser.php?uid=2767

Sam and Jack.net http://www.samandjack.net/fanfics/index.php?PHPSESSID=69e8d51dbbe4cdeb5d7e26def75ac65b This is a Sam and Jack site
My story section on the site http://www.samandjack.net/fanfics/viewuser.php?uid=685&PHPSESSID=69e8d51dbbe4cdeb5d7e26def75ac65b

WARNING: The uncut versions of my stories on the other sites as indictated are of a Mature/ NC-17 rating. Some contain graphic sex and some graphic language. Since I can't post a story twice. Any stories I tame down to M or T will go here...

Note: I've recently recieved reviews complaining the characters are out of character but the characters are placed in a comdey format which changes scenario. So if it's canon stories that are exact to the Stargate series my work doesn't generally cover that and you shouldn't bother reading it. I appreciate and thank you for the constructive criticism I have gotten regarding this and I will make sure apply it seriously if I choose to do an acurate Stargate in the future.

I'm hope you enjoy my writing and thanks for reading my work... I plan to post more as soon as I can.

Adelie King..

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A Twisty Joke reviews
Daniel plays an April Fool's Joke on Jack and Sam and it unusually backfires
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Jacob Carter's Last Wish reviews
Jacob Carter is dying of cancer and wishes Sam married before he dies and she has only one suitor she could can possibly marry but the military won't allow it takes place 2nd Season during "The Tokra"
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,954 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Nation's Reward reviews
To thank them for everything they've done for the country and the planet Dr. Elizabeth Weir has President Hayes grant Brigadier General Jack O'Neill and Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter their most dearest wish.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Carter's Journal reviews
Samantha Carter writes a journal that is her only means of surviving her feelings for Jack O'Neill…
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Aphrodisiac reviews
Quark puts an aphrodisiac in the women's food on the station causing the senior officers to behave in a very lewd manner....
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kira N., Odo
Valentine's Day Fiasco
After Jack O'Neill is too shy to send flowers to Samantha Carter...Daniel decides to help and trouble ensues...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Take A Hint reviews
In order to get rid of Pete, Samantha Carter asks Jack O'Neill to pretend to be her boyfriend... Alternate Comedy Universe NOMINATED FOR A GATEFIC AWARD 2011
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
The Nutcracker reviews
Samantha Carter lets Senator Kinsey have it where it counts and trouble follows for her and the SGC...NOMINATED FOR A BLUE MOON AWARD 2010
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
A Funny Circumstance reviews
Major Samantha Carter is panicked she may have done something with her CO Colonel Jack O'Neill during a drunken team get together she shouldn't have...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
A Crude Joke reviews
Without his knowledge, Jack O'Neill unkowingly helps Janet Frasier play a raunchy, nasty joke on Samantha Carter...WARNING QUESTIONABLE PREMISE...Alternate Comedy Universe
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Little Wager reviews
Jack O'Neill hasn't smiled showing his teeth in years. Samantha Carter has made a wager with Janet Frasier that she can get him to smile.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
How To Get Jack's Attention reviews
What if Jack O'Neill had seen Samantha Carter in the dress she wore to meet Pete?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
By Any Means Necessary reviews
Samantha Carter hasn't had a man in years and as a result she is driving the base nuts. Jack O'Neill is called upon to solve her issue... Alternate Comedy Universe...NOMINATED FOR A BLUE MOON AWARD 2010 NOMINATED FOR A GATEFIC AWARD 2011
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete