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Joined 01-04-06, id: 963263, Profile Updated: 04-12-10
Author has written 12 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Wimbledon, Merlin, and Misc. Books.

I read a lot more fanfiction than I write (I am easily distracted), but I do write some.

My interests are many and varied, but deal primarily with sci-fi/fantasy and anime.

Please feel free to drop a review. If you like my work, tell me why, and if you didn't, tell me why.

Story Notes: Broken Mirror is now officially on Hiatus -- there's still a story there to tell, but I'm having serious issues with the structure. So I'm putting it away until I can come back to it with fresh ideas.

"God, I love science fiction." -- John Crichton

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23755 - Favs: 13,404 - Follows: 12,316 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Thorns I Reap by Theiry reviews
Chris and Ezra are finally run to ground, but it's not so simple to fix what their leaving broke. sequel to What A Mother Makes Rating for Language.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,933 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/1/2004
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8321 - Favs: 9,430 - Follows: 6,996 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Chasing the Dragon by thegoldentouch reviews
When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 269,685 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Seto K.
Justice League Ponyland by BlueSkyScribe reviews
Crossover insanity, and I do mean insanity! No previous pony or Justice League knowledge required. Updated with Ch. 24, in which Ted finally gets his cowl off and Booster frolics.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 9/13/2002
Disorder by Kohadril reviews
Order is the fragile illusion of control...a lie we tell ourselves by necessity, because the reality of our impermanence and futility is maddening. What happens to a man who looks upon the face of entropy?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,423 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Thirteen Going on Fourteen by peroxidepest17 reviews
One Piece Bleach crossover: Zoro and Sanji bust their way into the Court of Pure Souls. Hijinks ensue.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Sholio reviews
Halloween story, albeit rather late, or, as the case may be, early. Sheppard and McKay are trapped on a world with a malfunctioning Stargate, a monster ... and a mystery. Now complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,039 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Rictus by Sequitur reviews
How Tony Dinozzo started working for NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,201 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
But Trailing Clouds of Glory, Do We Come by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
A mission that ends in disaster sends McKay searching for a way to do the impossible. This is a quantum mirror AU verse. Please read the AN as this was written as a preslash story.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow by Tassos reviews
Farscape x Stargate Atlantis: John Crichton falls down the rabbit hole. Again.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,793 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/12/2007
Breathe by Sholio reviews
Secret Santa story for Alipeeps. They all have their fears, and in the Pegasus Galaxy, fears are all too likely to come true. Sheppard and McKay whumping, friendship, humor.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Shattered Things by Sholio reviews
Half the team came back drugged and incoherent. The other half never came back at all. Rodney and Carson are lost on a world in the grip of civil war. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
Long Road Home by Sholio reviews
AU. You can run to the ends of the Earth, but you can't escape from yourself. An illegal immigrant, an emotionally and physically damaged veteran, and a border patrol agent who hates his job ... maybe they were destined to be friends in any universe.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,118 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
The Last Survivor by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
I had lived alone for as long as I remember. Also known as the story where Sheppard and McKay crash, get hurt and need help, and the wraith are afoot.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,231 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Blind Justice by Sholio reviews
He touched something he shouldn't have, and it killed him. But that's not the end, not when you have friends willing to drag you back. JohnRodneyElizabeth friendship. Season 3 spoilers through Common Ground.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Witchy Woman by Vathara reviews
Swordspirit, Crowley, and a Witch on the run. Never go gambling with Sano. Sequel to Blades of Blood.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 127,576 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
The Killing Frost by Sholio reviews
When a scientific mission goes wrong, the Daedalus crashes on an ice planet along with Atlantis's top scientists and a ruthless saboteur. Will rescue come before injuries and the elements take their toll? Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,968 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Running on Empty by Sholio reviews
Captured, implanted with Wraith trackers, released to run and die ... such is Sheppard and McKay's fate. Now all they have to do is find each other before the Wraith find them. And Sheppard has this pesky little amnesia problem... Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,569 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Finagle's Quake by Perri Smith reviews
Buried alive with a teammate on an alien world, and something outside just might blow up the planet. It's a very bad day in the Pegasus galaxy, even by Rodney's impressive standards.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,648 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Legally Insane by X-parrot reviews
According to popular belief, going more than three days without sleep means you're legally insane. Mokuba's kidnapped, Kaiba's losing it, and Yugi and his deck are just trying to help...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Seto K., Mokuba K. - Complete
Amazing Grace by cybersyd42 reviews
Episode tag to to Grace Under Pressure. McKay and Zelenka deal with their guilt over the jumper crash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Blood by Wraithfodder reviews
While on a mission, Sheppard turns his back for just a moment and McKay vanishes. The team fights against time when the only clues to the missing scientist's whereabouts are drops of blood. McKay whump. Sheppard angst. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
This Can't Be Good by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 132,979 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Complete
Blades of Blood by Vathara reviews
In a world where monsters roam city streets, a mildmannered New Yorker has just picked up a blade called Battousai... Modern AU, based off the NightLife RPG. Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,403 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Hot Water by incandescens reviews
Tashigi gets to chase various people, post-Alabasta, and has a vigorous evening. Lots of implications. Not very serious.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Tashigi - Complete
Una Música Brutal by Petronia reviews
During a Tokyo summer heatwave, Ban and Ginji get paid in Italian ice cream and rent a cold-water flat behind a Latin dance school. (BL? Where do you see BL in this? Argentine tango is a perfectly innocuous activity. XD)
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2005
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
The Cook's Pride by Tonko reviews
Set Post-Clockwork Island. Zoro-Sanji... "nakama"-ship (friendship might be a little strong). The day after the fight on Clockwork Island, Zoro finds out Sanji hasn't really recovered. Rated for language, and sort-of graphic injuries.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2005
Bound & Determined by X-parrot reviews
Jim and Blair — er, Starsky and Hutch — er, Zoro and Sanji get stuck in a bad cop-show fanfic cliche.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,719 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Downhill by Naye reviews
On the Grand Line, beware. Trust nothing. Everything is out to get you. [Complete]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,576 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Complete
Don't Let Me Sleep by Nixa Jane reviews
Takes place sometime after I Shrink Therefore I Am. It isn't easy living with the enemy.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2004
Hidden Resources by Tipper reviews
COMPLETE! Searching again for a Z.P.M on another world, Shepard's Team find themselves on a planet with an unusual form of defense against the Wraith--shame it's broken.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,745 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Seven Deaths by X-parrot reviews
[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,143 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Storm by Neoinean reviews
Methos and Joe get snowed in at the bar on Thanksgiving.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,651 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Methos, Joe - Complete
The Mickey by X-parrot reviews
Ban runs into a difficulty on a job. Unfortunately Shido's there to help.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Complete
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Neither Death Nor Glory unless a star just born reviews
Alone, or nearly so, on a derelict ship, Rodney tries to fix something broken. Written for the SGA Genficathon on LJ.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
To Brave the Dark reviews
Fortress in the Eye of Time: At the end of the battle, as the Shadows are dispersed and the enemy is vanquished, Cefwyn Marhanen fears for the friend who saved them all.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Fire Dance
Element of Fire: Queen Ravenna and Thomas plot to spoil an assassination attempt in the middle of the King Fulstan's birthday ball.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
A Lighter Stripe of Sky reviews
On a dead planet, Sheppard triggers an ancient trap.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2010 - John S., Rodney M.
Fate, and the Oak Tree reviews
To punish Merlin for his pride, Fate interferes with the lives of his reincarnated friends. Warning: implied violent character death.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
All But the Whites of Their Eyes reviews
The team goes to investigate a mysteriously malfunctioning gate on a storm locked world. Written for SGA genficathon, 2009.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Ronon D., Rodney M. - Complete
City of Fog reviews
Sheppard comes home a fugitive, and needs his friends' help to finish a mission he started ten years ago. Written for the SGA genficathon, 2009. AU.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
All the Cold Stars Above reviews
The team salvages an Ancient ship, but there are pressing problems to consider. Written for the Team SGA AU Fest, 2009. Travelers AU.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Ceremony of Innocence reviews
Merlin/Arthur. To take someone out of their proper time, and let them live in another, one must let the world break.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In Dreams reviews
Written for Yuletide 2008 for Kweevil. After the wedding, Dieter comes to an unsettling realization.
Wimbledon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Bright Wings reviews
City-State AU. Sheppard and his team run a salvage crew in the sunken city of Atlantis. A dangerous politician has an objection to their latest find . . .
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008 - John S. - Complete
Broken Mirror reviews
Crossover: Farscape. John Crichton is dragged into the Pegasus Galaxy. On Hiatus.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/16/2007 - John S., Rodney M.