Daastan Go
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Joined 08-22-17, id: 9641605, Profile Updated: 09-08-24
Author has written 29 stories for Naruto, and Devil May Cry.

AN: Weddings Were a Norm and A Letter of Love have been deleted from on here and AO3. If you still want to read them, which I don't know why, you can do that on squidgeworld. (I deleted them as they weren't as fun as lampoons compared to some of my other attempts.) Farewell, Papa . . . has been deleted from all platforms. Permanently. Why? I don't care for Sarada; she's an abysmal character, a repugnant cretin, that bores me to tears and then to sleep; so if you didn't save it, then there's nothing to be done in this regard.

Cheers.


The previous image was of William Hazlitt (a great essayist, aptly called the "first modern man", and an inspiration for one of my favourite poets, John Keats). This image is of my man, Percy Bysshe Shelley (P.B. Shelley), the reformer, a romantic at heart. If you don't adore this man, we won't ever be friends!

Anarchist or MLM (I liberally swing between the two). Occasional Fan-Fiction writer. A lover of radical characters.

I've, tentatively, made a discord profile again. If you have some questions (coherent ones) you want answered, you can contact me on there. This is my discord id: daastango

I'm moving all my stuff to squidgeworld, where I go by the name DaastanGo. I won't delete anything from this site; however, due to the involvement of OTW (owners of AO3, which, as it's come to my knowledge, has been involved in vicious racism and sinophobia) in spreading the genocidal Zionism by directly supporting Israel through monetary funds, censuring Palestinian voices, and suppressing opinions on its ongoing ethnic-cleansing, my conscience doesn't allow me to interact with that site much longer. I'm informing people of this so that, if they want another alternative, they can choose that platform in lieu of AO3. (I might post there, but I still haven't decided as I want to be absolutely certain that I'm not adding to their revenue by engaging with it.)

Kindly, stop funding it. You can interact with it as that costs them money, but putting a dime in their pocket makes you culpable in their actions. Simple as that. Do the right thing whenever you can and however you can.

This account is used by two people; be mindful of that!


It's about time the world recognises that the USA is a dangerous rogue nation operating a 'terrorist' military.


Condemn the atrocities committed by the apartheid states of Israel, Myanmar, and India. Silence is as good as complicity.


New approach to hobby writing: I wanted to inform you all that I'd post most, if not all, future chapters in parts—as in, the chunks you see between the partition lines would be posted individually; and when the chapter's done, I'd merge them all together and post the chapter as a whole. Reason? Well, more like reasons, it's that I don't have the time nor the energy to sit down and type out very long chapters; and after a while I just lose the interest and forget the details altogether. As a result, it's a fucking pain in my arse to go through the tiresomely long drafts over and over again. (I'm re-reading the next chapter's details for the third time, and I still haven't written a single word for it as life distracts me often; I don't think you've got the faintest idea, given the scale of this fiction, as to how fucking irritating that is.) I write this story for three main reasons, and that's it: one, I genuinely enjoy writing it (and I love Sasuke as a character); two, it's a great way to jump over the very real writer's block that does prove to be a massive hindrance in regard to my original work, which I can't just start fiddling with on a whim (I need my wits about me for that, and this Fan-Fiction serves as a good way to get myself into the mood); and three, it allows me to improve the prose techniques I'm working on as a writer. Beyond that, it holds very little value in my eyes as it's primarily a source of pleasure for me—everything else comes later. In the simplest words possible, I do this just for fun—truly; and I sincerely have no interest in investing more time into it than necessary. It isn't "serious business" for me, because the moment it becomes one, I'm deleting every story on here and moving on with whatever damn life that I've got left. And life, my probable friends, is too fucking short to waste it on . . . Fandom Culture (or the vile horrors of Transformative Fandom and all the mind-attacking contagion it promises) to a sickening degree. (I know when and where to apply the breaks, so any more "investment" into this is . . . very uncool; I won't be able to show my face in public.)

Anyhow, if it's fine with you, good. I'd write the way that's convenient for me. Hopefully, you'd understand. If not, you can find another story to enjoy because that's just the way it's going to be for now on. Take it or leave it.


Blue: Ah, the endless woes of a shipper's heart. You people are always hilarious, albeit unintentionally!

Hymn of the Forsaken by ctt reviews
Canon divergent. Valley of the End. Sasuke realizes the final parting gift his father left him before his death. A gift that would allow him to secure his own future on his own terms. It was a way for all the dreams, stories and lessons of the Uchiha clan to continue instead of being lost. On how you can write your own story even if history has long been written by the victors.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,182 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/1/2023 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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Naruto: Romance, Politics, and the Uchiha Problem reviews
A brief look at the underlying framing issues in Naruto Canon and the Fandom's vapid reaction to its structural choices and other aspects.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 184,056 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/10/2024 - Published: 8/26/2020 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Blue reviews
After The Great War, Hinata is given to Sasuke in marriage by her father; days pass by, yet the distance between them stays the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,737 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/24/2024 - Published: 2/18/2020 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Milk and Red reviews
Tasked with a burden to kill the precocious young Uchiha, Sai flounders between duty and memory . . . and a nature that has tempted him for the very first time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2024 - Published: 1/13/2021 - [Sasuke U., Sai] Orochimaru, Danzō S.
Murasaki reviews
Presented with an opportunity to strike back at Leaf, Sasuke becomes restless; and a war begins against his sibling, Itachi, with severe consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 87 - Words: 564,335 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/26/2024 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Itachi U.
Carmilla! reviews
At the Valley of the End, Naruto perishes and Sasuke triumphs. Now, five years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Hanabi and Sakura must strengthen a resistance alliance and bring down the budding deity, Uchiha Sasuke, before he assimilates all chakra.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/11/2024 - Published: 7/22/2018 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Hanabi H. - Complete
The Romantics! reviews
"Watch me!" the person gasped, blinded by the Romantics' passions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2024 - Published: 7/24/2021 - [Naruto U., Naruko U.] - Complete
He Aims, He Misses reviews
All according to plan . . . or maybe not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2024 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Snake and the Boy reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke can't be taken over in time, Orochimaru resorts to more . . . drastic measures to extend his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2024 - Published: 1/1/2021 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y., Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Uchiha Brotherhood: Memories reviews
Three brothers: Three Memories.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2024 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U., Indra Ō. - Complete
The Eye Burns reviews
At the Valley of the End, the battle between the boys ends in a different manner.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2024 - Published: 10/12/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Perfect Brother reviews
Against the backdrop of the Uchiha Hide-out, Sasuke thinks of his brother after their battle comes to a fated end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2024 - Published: 12/20/2019 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Spider-lilies reviews
Unable to come to terms with a failing body and debilitating isolation, Itachi heads back home one last time . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2024 - Published: 11/7/2022 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Boy Who Loved Jam reviews
For Gaara, red was the colour of his love!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2024 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Gaara, Karura, Yashamaru - Complete
She's a Druggy reviews
During Orochimaru and his lackey's timely absence, Karin cooks up a drug and uses it on her object of affection . . . with interesting results.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2024 - Published: 8/28/2017 - [Sasuke U., Karin U.] Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
It was Heroic! reviews
He thought of his duty to the Village or Kin on that fateful day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2024 - Published: 7/29/2019 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Melon-red reviews
Many things . . . they forgot many things after the Great War; but as years pass her by, Sakura remembers . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2024 - Published: 9/10/2022 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love at first Moon! reviews
When the moon was high, she fell in love and lust with him at first sight . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2024 - Published: 9/3/2022 - [Sasuke U., Madara U., Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Itachi: Leaf's Avenger! reviews
A deadly contagion has gripped Leaf; and the Council thinks it to be the work of the Red Devils, Uchiha. Tasked with a difficult job, Itachi dispenses judgement upon his clan . . . in a terrifying manner!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2024 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi's Will of Fire reviews
Itachi tirelessly searches for Leaf's will; and, at the Valley of the End, he may have found it at last!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2024 - Published: 2/15/2018 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Lead
Heartbroken by Rin's untimely death, Obito chooses his life's course, one which would rewrite history for many a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2024 - [Obito U., Rin] Kakashi H., Madara U. - Complete
God of War reviews
A series of scenes that concern the Uchiha Clan and their ancestry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2024 - Published: 9/29/2020 - Sasuke U., Madara U., Indra Ō. - Complete
Uchiha Showers!
. . . and on that night, she in their loves was submerged, showered!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2024 - [Sasuke U., Madara U., Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Fields of Gold reviews
He wandered the desert in search of her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2024 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Gaara, Karura - Complete
Danzō's Fall! reviews
When some men fell, they fell harder than others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/8/2024 - Published: 8/17/2022 - [Sasuke U., Kushina U.] Obito U., Danzō S. - Complete
Candy! reviews
On some days, he just wanted to eat candy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2024 - Published: 12/11/2023 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Iruka U. - Complete
Change reviews
In a mad haste to cure the Uchiha of the Curse of Hatred, Hiruzen alters the history of all Shinobi Men—forever!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2024 - Published: 6/5/2021 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U., Indra Ō., Sakura H.]
A Curious Case of Tomatoes reviews
It was just about one tomato!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2024 - Published: 4/4/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Battle Won reviews
Mighty was his Susanoo and mighty was its spear.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2024 - Published: 11/9/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Snake Bite reviews
A series of brutal murders of women plague the city; and when a mysterious customer shows up in Devil May Cry, Dante finds himself trapped inside surreal dreams . . . unable to break free.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2023 - Published: 8/28/2017 - Dante, Trish - Complete