Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter.
HEy there how goes it?I'm Texas Dragon and I do liove in Texas, Corpus Actually. I'm good here and I love HArry Potter and Naruto. (Cedric is fucking hot!)
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.”
-Franklin P. Adams
Meddle ye not in the affairs of dragons,
for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of
people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
Never bite the hand of the person feeding you. They put you in solitary for that one.
Look, I understand you've experienced
I mean, you're a cat, I'm black
If all else fails...shoot the messenger.
If all else fails... be glad you arn't all else.
Destiny is a Bitch, Fate has multiple personalities, Karma is accident prone and Lady Luck is Destiny's alter ego.
No one's a virgin life screws us all.
It is better to be violent if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of none violence to cover impotence. -Mahatma Gandhi
I have several stories and barely any of these are actually serious
NOT FOR CHILDREN !
I must also say to all he fuckers who don't like gay's in any way to please leave now. And if you don't like them and your still sticking around think of it this way: In the time of the Greek and Roman Gods most male gods had male lovers so think about that you homophobic fuckers and I mean fuckers in the worst possible way's imaginable.
HOW YOU'VE TURNED MY WORLD /
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (but how do they know...)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever yelled at/ hit or somehow tried to hurt an inanimate object in a fit of anger, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Kankuro is a sexy puppet master copy this to your profile and add your name: KankuroFangirl, Dusk-Blood Ninja-Monkey Heart, Dags Calhoun
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14 , DynamicKayos, Dusk-Blood Ninja-Monkey Heart, Dags Calhoun
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Person Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict
If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.
If you know SasuNaru won't work because neither are willing to be the uke (but like the idea anyway), copy and paste this to your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have pretended to be someone your not but learned it's better to be you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. (Us freaks gotta stick together!)
If you are anti-social sometimes (or quite a bit of the time) and proud, post this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a tree while acting out something you've read/ watched recently (or not so recently),copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.
If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', Temari from Naruto, Bill Clinton, Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese? Or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crazy too)I wanna press the big shiney red button too. If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Fashion is dressing like everyone else and being trendy. Style is when you dress like yourself and are unique. If you think fashion is crap and style is what's really important, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
IF you think Homophobia is damn near or actually is the stupidest phobia ever made by idiots, copy and paste this to your profile
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