Author has written 69 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Teen Titans, Ben 10, Danny Phantom, Batman, Inuyasha, Pushing Daisies, NCIS, Mythology, Harry Potter, and Young Justice.
Hi I'm DannyPhantoFan. I'm going tell you a bit about myself;
RealFullName: Christine Josphine Michelle Smalley
Nicknames: CJ, speedy, speed racer, and Einstien.
Reasons For Nicknames:
CJ: They are my initials for Christine Josphine.
Speedy/Speed Racer: I'm in a wheelchair so I speed a lot.
Einstien: Because I'm in a wheelchair I can't do any sport, So, I read a lot and know a lot. My reading level is COLLEGE.
Favorite Subject: History, Mythology
Least Favorite Subjects: Econ and P. E
Eye Color: Blue
Weight/Height: Weight: 100lbs even. Height: Four foot seven inches.
Hobbies, Favorites, Fears:
Hobbies: Reading, Technology, and Video Gaming.
Favorite Books: The Harry Potter series (I've read first six five times each and seventh three times), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Quidditch Through the Ages,The Chronicles of Narnia, The Magic Tree House series, Dragonology, Eygptology, Wizardology, The Book Of Bunny Suicides, The Return of Bunny Suicides
Favorite Shows: Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Ben 10, Ben 10: Alien Force and Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, Danny Phantom, Grim AdventuresOf Billy & Mandy,Inu-Yasha, Teen Titans, Pushing Daisies, CSI, CSI: NY, CSI: Miami, Bones, Secret Saturdays, Batman: The Brave and The Bold, NCIS, gLee, Young Justice, World's Dumbest, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Favorite Comic Books: The Sandman Series by Neil Gaiman, Death: High Cost of Living, Death: The Time of Your Life, Death: At Death's Door, Sandman: Endless Nights, Batman: Hush, Arkham Ayslum: Serious House on Serious Earth, My Dead Girlfriend, The Books of Magic, and The Batgirl Series; to name my top. Although...
Favorite Fanfiction Series Hosted by Fanfiction.net
Since I began reading Cat-Tales by Chris Dee I've become disatisfied with the mainstream or Canon or official Batman comics.
I do suggest fans of the Bat/Cat read this though it's much more than that. It shows all the characters, hero and rogue alike as they should be: humans with human issues. fears, hopes. Watch them as they battle normal and abnormal life issues, each other and the vile tabloid the Gotham Post(which is equalivalent to our universe to DC Comics) with hilarious or dpressing or infuriating results. Watch young love blossom and hit some snags in the form of the Tim/Cassie pairing. Watch as the wedding of Dick and Barbara drives everyone insane. Feel the real affects of the JLA Mindwipe Mess.
It is a great series and I do suggest you read it either on Fanfiction.net and/or it's own website which also has extras and art to go with the series.
The Offical website home of the Cat-Tales series is: Catwoman-Cattales.com
PS Fans of Frank Miller's East End Googled whore Catwoman beware.
Favorite Films: The Dark Night, the firgt 6 Harry Potter films, V For Vendetta, InuYasha: Castle Beyond the Looking Glass, InuYasha: Swords of an Honorable Ruler, InuYasha: Fire on Hoari Island, Pocahontas, Beauty and the Beast, Echanted, Lion King 1, 1 1/2, 2, Sound of Music, Hercules, Last Samurai, Schindler's List, Pricess and the Frog
Avatar: Zuko/ Katara
Ben10: Alien Force: Gwenvin (Gwen/Kevin) and Benlie(Ben/ Julie) ( I have nothing against Kai seriously, except maybe for the fact she wanted to TRAIN HIM LIKE A DOG!)
Danny Phantom: Danny/Sam
Harry Potter series: Harry/Ginny, Harry/Luna, Harry/Hermione , Ron/Hermione, Snape/ Hermione
Inu- Yasha: Kagome/ Inu-Yasha, Sango/Miroku, Sango/ Sesshomaru (when done right)
Beast Boy/ Raven
Batman (and Bat-Family Comics):
Bruce Wayne (Batman)/ Selina Kyle (Catwoman)
Timothy Drake (Robin III)/ Cassandra Cain (Batgirl II)
Richard "Dick" Grayson (Nightwing)/ Barbara Gordon (Oracle).
Joker/ Harley Quinn (Even though it's clearly one-sided at points, very abusive and at times nearly fatal for poor Harley; it is very interesting and a fine pyschological case study of beaten spouse sydrome, dominineering and submissive relationships, and co-dependency issues plus delusions.)
Favorite Foods: Pickles, Pizza, and Chocolate
FEARS: Spiders and needles
My Astrology Stuff:
Chinese Sign: The Monkey
Nomal Sign: Libra
Avatar: The Last Airbender Elment: I'm an Airbender
Sourcebooks: When "World Building" or inserting "original" ideas, objects and/or characters into my fanfiction I often take inspiration from the following tabletop games:
Dungeons and Dragons sourcebooks (all additions even the advanced versions)
Vampire: The Masquerade sourcebooks and splatbooks
Vampire: The Reqium sourcebooks and splatbooks
Werewolf: The Apocolypse sourcebooks and splatbooks
Werewolf: The Forsaken sourcebooks and splatbooks
Mage: The Ascension sourcebooks and splatbooks
Mage: The Awakening sourcebooks and splatbooks
the GURPS series is especially helpful too.
Yes I'm a nerd and I have far too much time on my hands. I've told you so!
I prefer writing romance stories but I can do any thing but poetry. I may be slow it update but I have a problem where I start one thing then go off on another.
If you think Robin looked TOTALLY hot in that outfit in TT: T in T, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you said "Awww" when you saw Puss in Boots do that "Big Eyes" thing in Shrek 2, copy and paste this into your profile. (I want a poster of it)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (EVIL MOSQUITOES)
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of characters in your head copy this into your profile (as I write and read fanfictions.)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. What movie/show is it?
(HP 1 &2)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.(I WHEELED into one at full speed 5-7 mph)
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile! .(I WHEELED into one at full speed 5-7 mph I left an indent and the janitor was pissed)
Some other things:
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
you are obsessed with RobxStar couple copy this into your profile
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()_() If you screamed, (OvO) "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" (") (") o when the "special scene" in TT: T in T happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this bunny into your profile.
"Being a superhero is dangerous.
-KorrianderX'Hal aka Celina Caroline
That is very true, if you think so too, copy and paste this into your profile.
PS: I'm constantly changing my profile, so be sure to check occasionally to see how many weird and random things I can put on here before getting committed to Arkham Asylum. (Be sure to visit me when I do!) (I stole this from another profile without shame ‘cause it’s so me!)
Me without my best friend? Get real! That would be like a fat kid passing up a happy meal!
You're a great friend, but if the zombies come chasing us, I'm tripping you.
Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your nursing home.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear.
The more I know about men, the more I admire dogs.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
I like children... fried.
If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
your a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
Do you think I'm weird? Don't answer that.
What if weird meant normal and normal meant weird?
Worry when I say I don’t need chocolate.
You say you don’t trust me with sharp objects, I ask why not.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
My mom finds it tiring to worry about me.
Don’t expect anything from me until I’ve had my daily dose of chocolate.
I walk the line between craziness and insanity.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens have an emotional breakdown if someone calls them a freak. copy onto pro if your one of the 7 percent that would say, "what was your first clue?"
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughinI
f your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profileg fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
I am entirely opposed to any form of stereotyping. We're all different; we can't all fit one mold.
Pick the stereotypes that fit you. (Sorry for the profanity, but it really gets the message across.)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...
This is about school shootings.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
Make School Shootings Stop!
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Things to Wonder While On Your Toilet
If a quiz is called a quizzical, then what do you call a test?
Stop singing and read on …
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
(Please understand that though I am pro-life, I understand abortion where cases of rape and/or the mother’s health is severely compromised. I just don’t like it when people use it as a form of birth control. Keep ya damned legs shut or use a rubber if you’re one of those people. My aunt is one. 14 abortions, thank god she hit menopause…)
-If you've known your best friend since kindeegawden, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile
the Zutarian motto: “Among the many, the proud, the stubborn, the smut-loving, the tolerant, the international, the strange, the mature, the resourceful, the fanartist, the fanfiction writer, the fanvid maker, the proof-finder, the icon-making, the picture-manipulation, the activist, the reformer, the conquering, the Zutarian.”
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