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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Hannah Montana, Pirates of the Caribbean, Teen Titans, Doctor Who, and Skins.
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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8183 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Quidditch Pitch by kitkatfox reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is an insufferable know-it-all. And she's now set her brain on learning to fly a broom, fear or no fear. Unfortunately, she's interupted in her private lesson on the quidditch pitch. By none other than Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,031 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Beyond Secrets And Lies by Chikifriend reviews
Snape is Harry's...father? With Harry's medical problem, he gets more than he bargained for: a 4 in 1 deal! Having MPD is not easy and Harry doesn't want anyone to know. AU! RR! Severitus! Snape must race to find a cure before anyone finds out. Or else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,163 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/29/2004
A Battle of Wills, And Other Things by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy are competing to see who can become Lord Voldemort's Most Faithful Servant. Appearances from Draco, Voldy, Narcissa, Wormtail, Rodolphus and other random Death Eaters. Humor. During DH, so spoilers ther
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,933 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Bellatrix L., Severus S.
Can't Live Without You by Midnight3 reviews
Hermione and Draco are sent on a mysterious mission to Tom's time. Draco and Hermione are forced to put their differences aside to face the Slytherin Prince,Tom. A new prophecy will be revealed. Nothing is what it seems as their lives are put in danger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,142 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Different Beginning by Devy Black reviews
A three year old Harry gets kidnapped from his home at the Dursley's. He now finds himself in a new home with a loving father and a mischievous uncle. Severitus, Sirius plays the part of the uncle. WIP again. Rewriting everything...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Clean Slate by of self reviews
Someday she'll tell him why she's here and that day he'll listen. Seth/Blair. AU.
Crossover - O.C. & Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
The Painful Guardianship by dinasamirs reviews
Summary:AU Finally Snape and Harry get to the “bottom” of things. A Snape adopts Harry Fic. The story starts by the end of POA and takes over from there. Contains spoilers to GOF and Ootp. The story involves spanking of childrenteens. If you are not c
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,356 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Trumped Up Charges by fictionalcandie reviews
The Minister of Magic has made a Very Big Mistake: He's convinced himself that Harry Potter is a Criminal. AU as of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,188 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P.
Boy Disease by Jenwyn reviews
Chad realizes his relationship with Taylor hasn't gone anywhere and tries to figure out why while his friendship with Ryan intensifies and strains his friendship with Troy. ChadRyan, Chyan slash.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,630 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Chad D., Ryan E. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3645 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Torchwood Birthday Party by PinkFairy727 reviews
How the team celebrate each members birthday. Spoilers for series 2. Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Sometimes You Hear the Bullet by lovablegeek reviews
Between S1 and S2 - In the cells of the Valiant, the team watches as they're taken, one by one, and Jack is left with a choice that isn't a choice at all. JackToshIanto, spoilers for Fragments and SoD/LotTL - One shot
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
A trip to the British Museum by TheRealSnowWhite reviews
Well, that was dull. But me mate Lauren found this altar thing from Ancient Rome that she SWEARS has a woman who looks like me. In like 15 years time. OneShot Donna Pompeii
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Measuring tapes never lie by Tau'ri42 reviews
A completely different take on that infamous line. Warning - pure randomness and minor crossover.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Twenty things to do in Cardiff when you're dead by phineyj reviews
How Owen passes the time
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Time After Time by xox Moony xox reviews
It’s been months, but for some reason Maxxie still seems to be the only one who really understands Tony now… maybe a little too much sometimes.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Maxxie O., Tony S.
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Not Another My Immortal Parody by Crab Apple Princess reviews
Yet another parody of the infamous 'worst fanfiction ever' by XXXbloodyrists666XXX. Thanks to her for all the hours of entertainment her fanfiction has given me. It all gets a bit Monty Python at the end. T for referances to adult themes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Will You Be My Mistake? by paramourconspiracy reviews
In which Michelle should've stood up to Tony and Tony should stop practicing infidelity ... Maybe. In which Tony really has gone mad. Around 1x07 TonyMaxxie
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Who Needs Enemies by xox Moony xox reviews
When Maxxie’s mother is asked to housesit for their next-door neighbour, he’s put in charge of feeding her cat, Horace. Of course, as soon as Tony finds out that Maxxie possesses a set of keys to the empty house, he can’t resist taking advantage.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Maxxie O., Tony S. - Complete
Finding You by myztik reviews
He didn’t know what the future held for him. All he knew was if Hermione believed that it could work out… then dammit, he believed it too. He, surprisingly, found comfort in her words, her smile and her concern – and for now, that was all he needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,557 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Back to Being a Baby by Spiorad reviews
When Harrys Godfather dies he doesn’t know how to cope. What does Headmaster Albus Dumbledore do? Why, gives Harry a second chance at the childhood he never had in hopes of giving Harry a better future! A baby Harry ff, Now includes Child Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,026 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005
Bond by Crystal Cove reviews
[REWRITTEN & COMPLETE] The Dursleys win a summer vacation to Mexico, leaving nine year old Harry Potter behind. A reluctant Snape to the rescue…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 139,195 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Long and Winding Road by Random-Musings reviews
ABANDONED BECAUSE I'M NO LONGER 15 Nobody would have guessed that the lives of a bitter intellectual, Severus Snape, and a cheeky redhead, Lily Evans, would ever collide...but they guessed wrong. A story of love, hate, mirth, pain and discovery from 1976 to 1981. Chapter 20 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,414 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Lights Camera, SCAM! by beserkergoddess reviews
Harry Potter, famed celebrity, searching for a quiet and peacful life. Draco Malfoy, notorious attention seeker, searching for a day on the front page...oh isn't this going to be fun?HD, not set in the magical world...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Diary of 6 Teenage Witches by Subliminal.stateofbeing reviews
During their sixth year, Lily and her five friends share a diary. Follow them through their lives as sixth years, through hook ups, break ups, tears, laughter, cheesy pickup lines, pillow fights, and evil prank wars. Undergoing MASSIVE rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,203 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ordinary Boy by alwaysflying reviews
In an extremely conservative kingdom by the name of Aveb, there is a prince called Roger with a few choice ideas about the world. AU.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,449 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Roger D., Mark C.
Operation: TEEN by GoldenFlither reviews
Continued The former Sector V operatives are reacquainted in high school, completely unaware of their past adventures as a team. Together, they struggle to figure out their forgotten childhood while, at the same time, trying to survive high school.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,801 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 5/15/2005
A Time and Place to Grow by VictorianChik reviews
After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,566 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What my daughter didn’t know, what my daddy didn’t by Valzen reviews
What my daughter didn’t know, what my daddy didn’t tell me. A series of events unfold bringing Hermione’s biological father back into her life. But how can a man told to have no heart love his only daughter? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Geese by lesyeuxverts reviews
Minerva watches the Marauders change after the prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Valentine Goddesses by Redenzione reviews
Slytherins and Gryffindors share an auction to remember. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,486 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Many Paths, One Fate by amwong88 reviews
She went back in hopes of changing the future. But how does one know if the steps you take are not ones you've already taken before? Tom Riddle Hermione. TRHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,502 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
HermioneMalfoy by Raindust34 reviews
Hermione finds out shes adopted and her real family is the Malfoys...Will everyone accept her? Is Pansy her new best friend? Why is Ginny spreading bad Rumors about her? Is Blaise Zabini her new light in life? HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Keep Guessing by Metamorphis reviews
[WIP] Draco makes a bet that he can make any girl the prom queen. So pity that girl just happened to be Hermione Granger. Could they overcome House rivalry and nosy friends to win a bet together? Do they even want to win together? A quiky DMHG fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,016 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Excerpts from Nagini's Diary by Princess Schez reviews
A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Fun with the Marauders by ghettoginny reviews
How did the Marauders come to be? What did they do before being Animagus? Made trouble of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Life Changed Year III by RaiseYourVoice reviews
James and Lily Potter are alive, and have believed their son, Harry, to be dead. What happenes when they find out their son is actually alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,527 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Harry P.
My Dad by Sever Us1 reviews
Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Dad but not how you think! Scenes in the life of a suprised potions master forced to raise his cousin's son. Follows Harry's life from age two on if he'd been raised by Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,173 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Material Girl by sugarbabe1 reviews
Pansy's to do list: Flirt with Draco, Flirt with Harry, Turn Hermione into a slut...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
An Apology by Sirius Blaak reviews
An alternate ending for season five. It basically bashes the season. Just roll with it, it's supposed to be funny.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter: The Musical by Dudette13 reviews
A selection of songs that have been potterfied by moi. Not much more to say, really. Ideas for songs are welcomed with open arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006
The Twelve Days of Christmas Hogwarts Style by Starflower-Gem reviews
DMHG Draco finds out Hermione's secret obsession with the romantic poem The Twelve Days of Christmas and uses it in a nasty prank against said girl. This is the start of a long prank war that just might ultamitely result in undying love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,091 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words by SiriuslyFunny reviews
DMHG. Draco bewitches Hermione's diary so he can see all her secrets. See inside for full summary. Right now I'm revising and tweaking the plot, so don't read this fic until I'm done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
About A Boy by Catherine Cook reviews
While attempting to teach Occlumency to Harry Potter, a period of Severus Snape's past is revealed. A period he didn't realize existed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,214 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Severus S.
Orange Roses by elodrie reviews
Kuki is thrilled when she finds out she'll be moving back to Cleveland! She left for Japan when she was 12 and she's been miserable ever since. Maybe she can meet her old friends, if she can remember who they were...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,327 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Hannah Montana's New Boyfriend by Sedancer reviews
Here's what could had happened if Miley never told Oliver she was Hannah Montana. My fist Hannah Montana fic. Please review. Completed.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,728 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Ginny's Pranks by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
The oneshots are getting to be way too much, so I'm compiling the next few into a Ginny's Pranks story. The Weasleys are betrayed, but still keep pranking. Author formerly known as Naz in Black
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,248 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Ginny W., Percy W. - Complete
In a joke shop with red headed twins by bloodytear89 reviews
A girl named Brooke and her mom are on a trip to England. While her mom is at a meeting she decides to go and look around a English mall. She meets some...well not so normal people. Please R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006
Intended by ARTEMIS01121986 reviews
Lucius Malfoy wants nothing but the best for his newborn son, Draco. So much so, that he arranges a marriage between his young son and an associate's daughter. The only problem is, the two children aren't particularly fond of one another. Will they be ab
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 132,279 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Help me! by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
It is Draco's third year of Hogwarts, his only escape from his father… or so he thinks. Can Dumbledore help him? What's Hermione's role in this?Possible romance ahead. Rated K for child abuse and violence. PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 66 - Words: 61,011 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Trust by Bunnysquirrel reviews
The Titans have just formed and are playing a game of trust. Will the Titans be able to keep their newfound trust in each other?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Malfoy's Murder Mystery by Oricon reviews
Lucius is holding a sleep over. Severus and Remus are invited. One unexpected guest turns up and a few others wind up dead. Can Lucius and his gang figure out who is behind it before they're next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
A trip down to memory house by quirky-but-kewl90 reviews
When Lily makes a terrible mistake, James and Sirius strike up a plan to go back in time and let her rectify it....most unfortunately they end up in Grimmauld Place circa 7th book and meet Harry and the gang. Love, tears, tumult and...death ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,342 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Treasure of Isla de Muerta by violent darlings reviews
AU after Jack kills Barbossa in CoBP. Gold wasn't all the pirates hoarded in the Isla de Muerta...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Ramblings by I am a Banana reviews
In which Lily fears for her sanity, Remus tries to ignore the little voices in his head, James drools over an obviously oblivious Lily, and Sirius sits back and laughs at them all. The Marauders, life, love and the utterly stupid things they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,204 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Bloody Hell! by Beayuu reviews
This Story Inculdes : Turning into Malfoy, Turning into Violet, Hitting fred with a saucier pan , turning into opposite sex, disgusting terms of cursing , getting blad and many more 1st try in HermionexFred, HILARIOUS story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,617 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Hermione G., George W.
The Wizarding World Discovers Neopets by fuzzynavaljewelry reviews
Just a little something inspired by my guild members. You guys are great! By popular request, I'm going to try to come up with more characters instead of just Voldemort. Characters so far: Voldemort, Wormtail, Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Voldemort, Peter P.
Furry Things from the Realm of Your Dreams by Synthetic Shade of Blue reviews
The cocky son of a pub owner, The Black Family heir, a sickly lycanthrope, an unconfident midget, a greasyhaired goth, a fiery redhead, a scatterbrained schoolgirl, and a dark lord causing all kinds of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Patient Potions Master by Clare Mansfield reviews
It is the begining of another week during Harry's sixth year, and tempers are once again tested in Double Potions. How will Harry cope with a weeks worth of detentions and will what is revealed during these detentions help him accept Sirius' death?Pls R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,430 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Salazar’s Challenge by Dream4 reviews
Summary: Beware the cunning of Slytherin! A challenge set forth by Salazar, to test for the true. Knowledge shall be gained as one couple wreaks havoc on the beliefs of wizarding society as a whole, couple that history has erased. HGDM & RRSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Quidditch School Championships by surf all day and do the hula reviews
Chapter 19 guys! C'mon, Anna's returned back to All Hallows for her end of year exams, but what follows is more annoyance of her friends which naturally is all Sirius' fault... in some odd way which only she understands...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,316 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
KND Operation: MURDER by BookMissionaryAuthor reviews
When the KND get an invitation to a wonderful weekend from a mysterious stranger, they think it will all be pizza and laughs. But when cyanide gets in the picture… is there more to this mysterious host than meets the eye?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
Harry vs Voldemort by XQR reviews
They send sarcastic letters to each other... What will happen? By the way i've only edited it, not revised
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The match of my DREAMS by CookieMonster2222 reviews
Zack and Cody get two tickets to see Hannah Montana in Malibu, California. When they get there they meet Hannah Montana u can guess the rest
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006
Don't Call Me a Coward: The Story of Severus Snape by akemi42 reviews
This is a Maurauder era story chronicling the entwined pasts of Severus Snape and Lily Evans. Find out the real reason Dumbledore trusted Snape. Possible slash, sexual situations, and substance abuse in later chapters. Reviews appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Severus S., Regulus B.
The Malfoy Family Secrets by Meluivan Indil reviews
COMPLETE! There is a new student at Hogwarts, a transfer from the Beauxbatons Academy. But who is she, and how is she connected to Draco Malfoy? Story includes spoilers for the later Harry Potter fics. Story centers around friendship and family ties. Mild
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,414 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brand New Malfoy In Progress by Devilita reviews
A moment in Draco’s childhood. Lucius and his son are in the library of Malfoy Manor and Draco is bored. A short drabble with no slash and warnings. I had to post this old piece of writing here because it was betaed by someone who's not here anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
I Am Your Father by XQR reviews
Stars Wars Harry Potter style! Look at the title for clues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Don't look at me by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
How does Draco react when somebody Snape I think finds out the Malfoy secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Loving You Yet So Far by Beayuu reviews
Even though New York is her dream city, Hermione did not feel good at all she came here to escape from everything that occurred in London. Controlling friends, Cruel Parents, Emotion stress and a certain boy that hurt her so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Little Harry Potter by reach4thesky reviews
What was Harry Potter's life like before he started recieving the Hogwarts Letters? Unfortunately, none of these characters are mine. They all belong to her majesty JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Operation VACATION by crazy Rikku-chan reviews
The crazy holiday of our five kids Pairings: 15 34 286
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2006
Operation: REDISCOVERY by YACOV reviews
In their senior year of college, five strangers were recruited to fight a group called the KND. But why do these strangers find each other so familiar? And are they on the right side?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,545 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
The School of Rock Playhouse by Syncopated Heartbeat reviews
The School of Rock would like to present to you a collection of nursery rhymes, for your enjoyment...kind of a parody of nursery rhymes, I guess.....I'm not really sure though.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005
Special Sundays by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
Sundays have always been special to Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Days Of A Death Eater by Sora Miyara reviews
What happens at the Death Eaters’ hide out? Is it possible for Voldemort to have a midlife crisis? Can the Death Eaters help the Dark Lord? Much randomness, your favorite Death Eaters and lots of nonsense in one fic! Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Draco M.
All I have To Give by Beayuu reviews
This Story Includes: Draco singing with a guitar, Harry with a rose, A stupid dare,Lots of comeback and all i have to give by Backstreet boys. HUMOR STORY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Magic Allowed by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Harry and his friends are placed in a group with Snape and Malfoy to live like Muggles in the same house for a month. They have some interesting experiences, involving a fire hydrant, a Mercedes Benz, and Muggle clothing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All Over Again by Opal Whisps of Fire reviews
It was an accident that Hermione found herself back in Tom Riddle's Time! But will she be able to live with all the secrets, lies, and sorrows that come her way? Or will she fall in love head first? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,088 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Moth to the Flame by Squish My Heart reviews
After Winter Break students at Hogwarts come to find that a new tradition is in the makings and it includes a ball. The catch is, they're matched up for their dates. Unknown to Draco and Hermione, it has alot more to do with than just random. 1 to 13 EDIT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,132 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bah, Hippogriff! by Avada Cruimperio reviews
If you say bah, humbug,' she told him, 'I will be personally responsible for your death by decapitation.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Severus S.
Snape and 2 babies equals Chaos! by VirginSerpent reviews
Harry and Draco are turned into babies in potions class...What will Snape do about baby-Malfoy's sadistic need to bug the other baby, and Harry's helplessness that awakes unusual feelings in our favourite Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Severus S., Draco M.
For the Love of Quidditch by theravenclawquill reviews
After Cedric's death, Cho finds herself struggling with grades, misery, and even...Quidditch. When Draco Malfoy is assigned to coach Cho back to star seeker status, will he be exactly what Cho needs to help her move on?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,100 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Draco M., Cho C. - Complete
As the Sun Sets by Gianna Reede reviews
Challenge Response: Hermione has been bitten...by a werewolf. She doesn't have the courage to tell anyone, except the one she ends up with every full moon. HGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Slytherin Sins: Envy by Bex Drake reviews
Millicent has always been jealous of what others look like or have. It just isn't fair that she is neither as pretty, nor as bright, nor as wealthy. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
A secret discovered by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
It's a secret. You mustn't tell any one. Whisper. Whisper. Hide it for ever.Draco has a locked cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
PUBERTY by EvilAngelfish reviews
Sooner or later, everyone learns the difference between boys and girls. ...hiatus...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005
Harry Potter's Best Pal, Voldemort by Jacob Timius reviews
This just a joke if Harry Potter and Voldemort we're best friends. It gave a few people quite a laugh. Please enjoy.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Fun Over Christmas Break by Galateagirl reviews
James has to bring his Muggle studies grade up, which require going home over the holidays with a muggleborn student. Specifically, Lily Evans, his worst nightmare. But they may become closer, on Lily's turf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Into the Unknown by Innocent Gurl reviews
Hermione finds herself trapped in Tom Riddle's time with a hand mirror and her wand as the only links back to the present. She goes through an adventure she never would have imagined and finds herself...having interesting conversations with Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,863 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Lessons by Shadow in Time reviews
Draco misbehaves, and his father decides to teach him a lesson he'll never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Have a Heart by Dudette13 reviews
It's Christmas, yet Lily feels bored and alone. All her friends have gone home for the holidays, and she's stuck at Hogwarts with no one to keep her company but a lovestruck Pothead and his friends...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Night to Forget by Cheryl78 reviews
Dumbledore has been killed, and Snape and Draco leave Hogwarts for good?. Where have they gone? What was passing through their minds? A look at a missing scene in Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Topsy Turvy by Julri reviews
How can some some muggles, a bunch of firstyears, a couple of Hogwarts misfits, a redheaded nerd, old enemies, exwives, a werewolf, a few Death Eaters, lots of dead people, and a witch that knows nothing about Quiddich save the day?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Hermione G.
Walk A Mile by TheEveningStar reviews
Lily and Sirius are in a potions accident and wind up in each other's bodies! How can they pretend to be each other until the potion wears off?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
Ekstasis: Severus Snape by ArtemisEpona reviews
This fan fiction is about Severus Snape and the shortlived happiness he knew before his more bitter years. And to everyone who commented: thanks for reading! I'm glad you liked it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,915 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blood by A Shade of Green reviews
Short oneshot, a letter from Tom to Ginny TRGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
The Amazing Singing Death Eaters! by Parody Master reviews
Come see the Amazing Singing Death Eaters sing like OompaLoompas! Parodies of the OompaLoompa songs from Charlie and the Chocolate Facory
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
A New Chapter For Severus Snape by AraLupus reviews
A new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher starts at school that Snape can’t stand, but what happens when he find himself falling for her? And to top it off, he’s having to deal with his daughter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Severus S., Draco M.
Cater To You by jmalfoy reviews
Draco wants to cater to his wife's every whim, but in the end finds out that he doesn't have to. Fluffy Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation: DRAMA by ThuhJesheekuh reviews
Dramatic Representation Always Menaces Adults Sector V's English teacher organizes a school play, casting the kids and their friends. But adult attacks on the play makes them think that, to thwart adult plans, the show MUST go on! Status: Retired.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,750 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Practising My French by hairymclary reviews
Takes place during GoF. Oneshot. I have a twisted sense of humour. Yes, it's Draco MalfoyxFleur Delacour!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Draco M., Fleur D. - Complete
Papa's Little Mocking Bird by MirrorWakes reviews
An AU Severitus Challenge FanFiction featuring Dragons, Convicts, Malfoys, Werewolves, Snapes, the Ministry of Magic and other horrifying phenomena, and all of this is BEFORE First Year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Showdown Between the Chosen Ones by Moony vs. Padfoot reviews
Our four beloved Chosen Ones, Anakin Skywalker, Frodo Baggins, Harry Potter, and Ash Ketchum are entered into a Chosen One CONTEST! What horrors and twists shall occur during this odd competition? Read to find out!
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005
Nevermind by Lady Morrison reviews
The journal of fifteen year old Freddy Jones. WARNING: Short entries, bad language [hench T rating], mentally disturbed younger brothers, a slight FreddyOC [SLIGHT], and eventually character death. Idea taken from 'Journals' by Kurt Cobain. NEW UPDATE!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005
Twenty of Draco by sardonicferret reviews
If Draco could have twenty different moods or personalities, how exactly, do you think he would act?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Meus Frater Semper Remanebis by Regulus of Slytherin reviews
Words can mean so much more when they are said by someone you love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Sirius B., Regulus B.
Mommy and Daddy's Baby Dragon by Padfoots-one-and-ONLY reviews
This is the story of when Draco was first born. Lucious is a wreck, Narcissa is constently acting like she is on PMS, and Draco just watches them with his stuffed Bunny. Really Cute and Funny. Baby Draco! awww! AFTER 2 YEARS! CHP 5 IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Lucius M., Draco M.
The Malfoy Code of Conduct by Kandice reviews
Draco continues family tradition and presents his son with the latest edition of The Malfoy Code of Conduct.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Thank You, Father by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: Draco is thankful that his father teaches him the most important rule a Malfoy has to follow: not to be weak.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Rewind, Yule Ball, Take Two by Marmalade Fever reviews
It's fourth year and Hermione's secret date to the Yule Ball is not Krum, but someone even more surprising. DMHG One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hardships by TaurusGirl reviews
Hermione is moving out of her childhood home- much to her dismay. but what will happen when she moves next door to someone she despises? DMHG please R&R - its my first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,537 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bye Bye Baby by Oh-So-Retro reviews
I love her. I have not told her, and for that, I hate myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nothing of Interest by teakettle and scone reviews
The boys of Sector V go out for a night of fun. Oh the magic of alchohol.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
Changes by mysticalpurple reviews
Hermione and Harry... oh wait! that's not Harry! A twist of mixed potions, binding, and unexpected turns...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Stranded by PRchick reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Ron go on a cruise the summer prior to their last year at Hogwarts. What happens when the trio becomes stranded on a deserted island with Draco Malfoy? Voldemort sure sounds good now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Merlin Bless Us, Every One by girliedragon reviews
A Christmas Carol. Only possibly its polar opposite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Frog Prince by Crimson Sadows reviews
Draco Malfoy pissed of an evil witch, a powerful one actually. That’s probably why he got turned into a frog. Because of that he has no choice but to look for a princess to rid him of the spell. Should be easy enough, right? Well, not exactly…they’re aren
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Christmas Gift by Dizzy3 reviews
Hermione sets out to give Draco a gift that will teach him a lesson about the way he treats people. They both end up with more Christmas Spirit then they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Advantage by ScribbleDream reviews
HP: Hermione feels like her friends are taking advantage of her and has only a certain Slytherin to fall back on. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,907 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
KND Christmas by Jools-Numbuh-10 reviews
The KND are transfered into the potterverse! They must now help Harry Potter and company with... christmas lights? Contains mostly KND, some HP in the beginning. PG just in case. My first fic! (I hope its funny!)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2005
Operation EGG by One More Time reviews
Nigel and Kuki are assigned to parent an egg. Will Wally handle it well? Will love blossum? If you don't like my couple, don't read it. 13 FINISHED
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,728 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004
Operation: DIFFERENT by misty eyed gurl reviews
Numbuh three has a very odd and different interaction with one Delightful child. And none of her friends are pleased with it either...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2004
I was the American Fat Kid by Lil Cosmo reviews
Hoagie tells his son about the Kids Next Door. Couples and lots of flashbacks.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 11/28/2004
Operation: NOTFOUND by Kawaii Kitty reviews
When Super top-secret information is handed over to the DCFDTL, anyone among the KND could be a traitor. It's up to Numbuhs 1-5 to catch the traitor and to keep the Delightfuls from exploiting their weaknesses. Chaptah one: "PROBLEM"
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2004
Operation: AUSTRALIA by J silence Quill reviews
Sector V is invited to spend the summer in Australia with Wally's uncle, but is it really a vacation? (Chapter Seven) Kuki rescues Wally from the fire, but was it really an accident?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,726 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004
Twenty Four Hours by Pikastarr reviews
Numbuh Four's not having the best of days...and he has to spend this particular day with Numbuh Three. Alone. Oh, the Rainbow Monkey horror. Warning: Cavity-inducing 34! [Ch. 8: A little visit from the Delightful Children can cause a few problem
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,480 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004
Blood Stains by Kawaii34girl reviews
Numbuhs 3 and 5 have started their periods. What's the problem? Numbuhs 1, 2 and 4 find out! Adding 34ness soon. PG-13 because people think that periods is not a PG topic. No swearing or bad stuff. I PROMISE! Chappie 8 now added. R&R!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004
Operation: FANFICTION by J silence Quill reviews
(Chapter Five-Operation: SWEAR) Number Three purchases a suspicious Rainbow Monkey doll with 'questionable' sayings. Does it hold the secret to a new adult code, or is it just...well, questionable? (Your votes are in!)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,995 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004
A Side Effect of Cookie Craving by Flooisthuma reviews
So Draco is hungry. Hungry for cookies. He doesn't want to go to the kitchens with the frightened elves. But he does find some cookies and a person he certainly doesn't want to see. Hermione Granger. With him. And Cookies. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation: THEKISS by Pikastarr reviews
The KND are now 17, and Wally is going through a difficult, yet humorous, period of his life. Not only are his feelings for Kuki returning, but KND HQ needs the old KND for something although they are well-past thirteen? 34, slight 15. Ch. 8 - Huge twist!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,333 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003
Operation: TWINS by Usami reviews
Numbuh 4 discovers that he has a twin brother. He also discovers that his twin brother is one of the Delightful Children...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, DCFDTL
A Noble HP Fanfic Mockery Indeed by FuriousYak reviews
A horrid mix of the sad, mad, and bad fanfics I have read, dabbed with what I hope is humor, and possibly sarcasm. Read and reveiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003
Muggle Appreciation Day by snowmaid23 reviews
Hogwarts is having a Muggle Appreciation Day! Harry's Aunt Petunia and cousin Dudley are among the guests. Will Dudley create havoc? And why is he hanging around with Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Dudley D., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Disobedience by Lia Galanodel reviews
Draco disobeys his father with painful results. (Warnings- CP, Very small amount of Harry angst at the end)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Operation: TRUE LEADUH by Usami reviews
Numbuh 1 finds himself slowly losing the respect of his other team members as leader of the Kids Next Door. Will he be able to gain it back? Or will he lose it in a way no one thought possible?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,955 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
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Light Enough for What I Have to Do reviews
Life grinds to a halt, as if the world has always revolved around Tony. In some ways, it always has.
Skins - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Tony S. - Complete
Thoughts in a Park reviews
Rose ponders her life with the Doctor. Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Noone mourns the Wicked reviews
Short Drabble Robin's thoughts in ApperenticeR R please :
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Secrets reviews
Small drabble, Robin disappears each month. Where does he go? Noone knows.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Truffles reviews
Random oneshot. Raven and her truffles....Slighlty OC Raven.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
The League of Extraordiary Evil reviews
A club of all evil people....meeting every week. Of course, chaos comes quick. It's in PoC because I like Jack Sparrow! Read and Review! Chapter 4 up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
The Usual Argument reviews
Beast Boy and Cyborg's daily argument. Funny, please RROneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Beast Boy, Cyborg - Complete
The 10 stages of getting drunk reviews
Robin's sixteenth birthday, somehow he and BB got hold of fake IDs......Raven and Starfire's observations........Oneshot Humor
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Dear Diary reviews
Miley's diary. Will be romance OliverMiley later on but sort of is LillyOliver right now!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
My Christmas List reviews
Raven's Christmas List.A pen.And Beast Boy. In Raven's room. Alone.With the pen. An interesting list.......My first TT fic, please readreview it!Probably oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Under Titanic reviews
LillyJackson thingy. Very funny! btw I do like the film Titanic
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Deatheater's Daughter reviews
The Dark Lord has a daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Voldemort, Draco M.
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