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Joined 01-07-06, id: 965518, Profile Updated: 01-11-13
Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl, Star Trek: 2009, Inception, Hot Fuzz, and Sherlock.

Every time I update my profile, it strikes me that the older one is boring. Is this some sort of sign? o_O

Most of my personal information is on my other account; 'All-Knowing Alien'. Original, I know. So go look there. The majority of my fics are there, but I warn you that there is an overabundance of Harry Potter slash (and not necessarily very well written slash. Actually, the only one I'd ask you to read would be Fait Accompli, as that's being reworked). What can I say?

My most successful story is 'I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEE-NERR'. It is on this account, and remains the only story (so far) on ffnet that has the word 'neener' in its title. Hee hee. It tells the story of Sauron winning the War of the Ring, and then being beset by MarySues. Read it, and review. I'd like to break the 500 barrier. Please? wields Frodo's Puppy Eyes

Feedback is always welcome - whether in a review or PM. Constructive criticism is great. Oddly enough, I've never gotten a flame for any of my stories (not that I'm complaining, but it'd be a novel experience). Instead, I've gotten flame-y PMs, usually in response to my reviews of blatant MarySue stories.

Why do I hate MarySues? Why don't you?

As for my update speed...yeah, I know I'm not the most speedy of writers. This is because I'm writing several pieces of fiction and fanfiction at the same time, and of different genres and fandoms. I get distracted easily, and I've got a small side business going. Wire jewellery, if you're interested. http://rustypliers.tumblr.com/

Exams are currently ongoing (as of Jan 2013, for reference). I'm in my third year of Dentistry, if anyone was wondering. (They're not.) So, while I am writing sporadically - because I'm at my most creative when I'm not supposed to be -, I shall not be posting.

Well, I can't think of anything vaguely interesting to add. I rather think that if you want to know me better, read my stories. Then make your own conclusions.

Live long and prosper (because I can't resist).

Anila.

P.S. If you wish to see me on AO3, go to:

http://archiveofourown.org/users/diemarysues

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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,381 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
His Reluctant Highness by El Capitan K-rage reviews
Admittedly I did want a break from my hectic life. But I wasn't planning on this. Now I was trapped in Middle Earth...with a MarySue. And let me tell you, I wasn't happy about it. Could it get any worse? Unfortunately, the answer always seems to be yes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 252,161 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006
Twice is Coincidence by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Once is happenstance, three times is enemy action. Kirk and Spock meet his counterpart again, and nothing is ever the same. K&S, but getting slashy...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,468 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - J. Kirk
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
End of the Universe by rosieth reviews
When the Doctor decides to let the TARDIS choose his destination, he's amused to find himself in rural England. Except it's not the England he left. Something horrible is about to happen unless he, and the bewildered man in the dressing gown can stop it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2011 - 11th Doctor
Stutters and Sings by rosieth reviews
A look at Molly's past and her present. What makes Molly who she is? genfic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Lipstick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hand by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cold Spell by mornmeril reviews
Merlin/Arthur slash: Gaius takes on a new apprentice. Arthur's not amused.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,649 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Disentangling Flynn by Grav reviews
It takes two to tangle. Post movie
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Tron: Legacy Disc Wars by thecatsmeow87 reviews
A one-shot vignette of the disc wars from Rinzler's point of view. Rated T for violence. Includes SPOILERS. Honest critique encouraged!
Tron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Jordan C./Flynn, Sam Flynn - Complete
The More the Merrier by Peachly reviews
Sometimes presents just don't turn out like you want them to, and sometimes they turn out way better.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Flynn Ryder and the Beautiful Princess by Enchantable reviews
Rapunzel finds a more mature Flynn Ryder tale in the library and finds her own 'Flynn' more than willing to try some of it out.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Playing Flynn Rider by P.I.D reviews
Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom. Rated T because nothing's explicit, but there's a heckuva lot implied.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Idiot by FantasyFreak1110 reviews
Series of oneshots centered around Sherlock and John's relationship, full of fluffy goodness. SLASH SH/JW
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
That Would Be Illogical by Peachly reviews
K/S Series of lighthearted, sexy fluff. "Of course this is not the first illogical action I have ever participated in because of James Tiberius Kirk. I doubt it will be the last."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Best I Ever Had by Arathe reviews
HIATUS After a decade apart, war with Creta brings Roy and Edward together again, and they discover that nothing between them has been resolved. Sequel to Can't Be. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,201 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
July 27, 2007 by Sly Hufrawgry reviews
A crowded pub, Harry runs into a former schoolmate, a Ministry official appears, and Lucius Malfoy is not amused... Probably not quite what you expect. This fic sticks to canon – in a twisted sort of way. Read with care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mission Control by Emerald Embers reviews
Trying to find God wasn't just about looking. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Triptych by Emerald Embers reviews
Talent instantly recognises genius; Sherlock never had a monopoly on intelligence. John/Sherlock, Lestrade, Sally
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Antithetic Equivalence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Eames likes to watch Arthur and makes a mental catalog of their differences and similarities. If only he could get Arthur to care about either one... CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT FYI. ALSO: MOVIE SPOILERS LIKE WHOA.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Attached by Cyranothe2nd reviews
John has been acting strangely. Sherlock observes and realizes something. Sherlock/John, Sherlock POV.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Different Kind Of Roommate by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Roommates are curious things. Curious in the way that no-one ever really wants one initially, and yet they always have this knack of sticking around. And sometimes, they work their way into your life until you can't imagine it without them - John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/11/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Money's Worth by RosieG reviews
Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Moments by par'carpedium reviews
The companion to my other story Living. More on the pregnancy and Eames and Arthur's married life. I'd highly recommend reading Living first. It may be a bit confusing otherwise. mpreg. COMPLETE
Inception - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Gladstone by Flabagash reviews
In which there is an addition to 221b Baker Street. Slight John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pass Me My Phone by thelittlebluepencil reviews
Five times Sherlock asked John to pass him his phone and the one time the phone wasn't even there
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sting Like a Bee by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock agrees to fight a boxer in order to get information about a case. John is...impressed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shower Surprises by themusicain reviews
All John wanted was a nice warm shower. Not for uninvited guests to sneak in on him. If you're getting any ideas about the title and/or summary, it is purely innocent, I assure you. The odd bit of colourful language, that's all
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hate This and I'll Love You by TheProblematique reviews
A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Laryngitis and Charades by KayMoon24 reviews
John always has trouble with Sherlock when he's sick. But for Sherlock to have laryngitis, it's a whole new level of frustration. Also, what does all this 'charades' business have to do with anything? One-shot. First 'Sherlock' Fanfiction.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Baking by RosieG reviews
Written for a prompt on Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. When John fails miserably at his attempt to bake Mrs. Hudson a birthday cake, Sherlock takes charge!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Melody and Bassline by Curreeus reviews
If Sherlock was the melody, than John was the bass-line. Random one-shot written in about forty-five minutes, excuse the cheesiness of it all. My first venture into 'Sherlock' territory.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Devil's Trill by InvisibleSpork reviews
John gets annoyed that all Sherlock ever plays on the Strad is random screeching. Sherlock shows that he actually CAN play the violin, and play it very well. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not So Friendly Nectar by Peachly reviews
For TWBI reviewer #525: thetwinspartner-in-pranks who requested a humorous firsttime K/S story involving body switching and the logic of sponges.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Which Would It Be Tonight by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Total Slash F/M and M/M quite detailed .OC/S but don't worry, she doesn't matter least of all to Sherlock.S/J romantic and sexual . Sherlock has done a lot of hands on research but being in love makes it better.Don't own-yada yada. Very M-been warned.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Being Selfish by Emmylou reviews
The explosion causes John to forget everything that came after being shot in Afghanistan. He becomes obsessed with trying to gain his memories back. The problem is that his mysterious flat-mate seems equally obsessed with making sure he doesn't. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sbahnak by Peachly reviews
A series of family oriented stories centered around Sbahnak, the son of Jim and Spock, as a young child. Maybe also when he is older.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
A Quick Trip by regrette rien reviews
Sherlock and John are on a train, researching for a case, but not everything goes to plan. Or does it? The duo have different ideas about what is and what isn't an acceptable pastime on the train. NOTE: contains slash J/S , rated M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/16/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Play On by AutumnAtMidnite reviews
For the prompt: "John and Sherlock's one year anniversary. John would love to be all lovey-dovey/romantic on such an occasion, but he doesn't think or expect Sherlock to be like that. John, to his surprise and delight, ends up being proven wrong."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Favourite Addiction by whitelilly reviews
John knows Sherlocks had many addictions over the years, they just don't talk about it. Ever. Sequel to Common Knowledge
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Common Knowledge by whitelilly reviews
When Sherlock see's him his mind goes blank... He detests him for it. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Black Ice by ElvendorkInfinity reviews
In pursuit of a murder suspect, Sherlock takes a tumble on the ice, and John must patch him up when he refuses to go to hospital. Sequel, Fire Storm, now posted. [John/Sherlock]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times John Tackled Sherlock by ZannaBQ reviews
... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Disillusioned by danglingdingle reviews
On one perfectly normal morning at Baker Street, John decides to take action, regardless of the consequences. Sherlock/John slash. Disclaimer: 'Sherlock' belongs to BBC and people who are not me. I make no profit from doing this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cold Hands by ZannaBQ reviews
John has cold hands. Sherlock helps. J/S, fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
When We Sleep by PrincessNala reviews
Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/25/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Earth and The Sky by The Stitched Ninja reviews
Oneshot, slash, HPDM. Hermione, Ron, and Ginny follow Harry one night to find out why he keeps disappearing. But they get a lot more then what they first thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Self Delusion by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
John Watson wakes up in the hospital, they tell him he has been in a coma since he was shipped back from Afghanistan. They say he made the last four wonderful months spent in 221b up in his head. Are they lying, or are their motivations more sinister?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/19/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Fifth Hostage by Nightengale reviews
John's only about three streets down from the flat before hands grab his back and he's shoved into a car... Then it clicks. Sherlock said five pips, five hostages, but they'd only had four. SPOILERS for "The Great Game."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/17/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Only The Beginning by PrincessNala reviews
"He knew this would happen, and you still won't leave because you're a self-sacrificing idiot. You're the one he'll burn to get to me, can't you see that?" Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/17/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Roses by CastielKicksAss reviews
They've been together so long now...Eames/Arthur
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Games We Play by The Secret Miracle reviews
Eames has a job offer for Arthur but finds that he's going to have to get more creative with his incentives. Separate 'verse from prior fics. Rated M for language and sexual situations. Slash.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
LoveHate, It Works by ThePointGirl reviews
Eames reveals things about Arthur. I really suck at summaries. It's good. I promise.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Living by par'carpedium reviews
Written for inception kink Round 1 Prompt:"Eames/Arhtur mpreg. I just read a mpreg Eames/Arthur and I want more, lol. I want the full on description of their pregnancy, the finding out to the birth, babies first steps. lol, pregnant Arthur ftw."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Perception by Canadino reviews
Although Arthur has always had a good head on his shoulders, Eames has always been too persuasive for his own good. Movie arc, Eames/Arthur
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Under The Table And Dreaming by The Secret Miracle reviews
After the plane lands in LA, Arthur returns to his lonely apartment, where he realizes he can no longer dream on his own. Eames arrives and bullies his way back into Arthur's life with a job in London.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi, Darling? by newbluemoon reviews
Written for the kink meme. Eames discovers he has a language kink. Arthur uses this to his advantage. NSFW guys. Warnings: Buttsex and abuse of the French language. Disclaimer- Not mine. Not now, now ever. Laaame. Reviews are beautiful things.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Egypt by pantone tiger reviews
In preparation for a new job, Eames takes the others on a little tour. Arthur sticks around and makes a friend. Eames/Arthur fluff. Read for adorable!
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Distractions, Frustrations by tiromu reviews
Shaun wondered briefly if this man, this Desmond Miles, had any idea of his apparent value to their cause, wondered whether he really was worth the trouble they had gone through to ensure his safety. ShaunDes. Some strong language. Multi-Chapter.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,661 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Dreaming A Little Bigger by Blackbirdox reviews
Ariadne witnesses a personal moment between two of her team mates. Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Getting Dressed by pantone tiger reviews
Or undressed? Eames arrives at headquarters. Arthur finds him topless. Ariadne walks in. Harmless Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Adore by CastielKicksAss reviews
Arthur is sent to limbo. Eames/Arthur slash
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Adrenaline High by Charlie O reviews
There are at least five more hours until the airplane lands. Eames/Arthur
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
The Main Attraction by Spoongirl1 reviews
One night Ariadne see a little more than she bargained for. Eames/Arthur
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Addicted by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
One-shot. Jim is addicted to Spock. But in his defense, it's Spock's fault. If only he weren't so... addicting. Romance/Humor. WARNING: Thick fluffy schmoop inside. You have been warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Just Kiss the Guy by Peachly reviews
They only needed a little very simple advice: Just kiss the guy. KS pre-slash. First time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I'm Special Too, Damn It by tiromu reviews
Shaun wished Malik would stop telling him how to woo Desmond. From the kink meme. Malik x Altair, Shaun x Desmond. M for some suggestive content and copious amounts of cursing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Shaun H., Malik - Complete
A Little Love by shaolin103 reviews
Kid!Kirk, Adult!Spock and lullabyes...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Spirk via Bones by Andalusia25 reviews
Jim and Spock are in a relationship, but what does Bones really think of it? Just a little drabble about Spirk through Bones’s eyes or rather ears.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Listen To Nothing by wild-sunshine reviews
Leonardo won't talk to Ezio, but Ezio keeps listening; Shaun doesn't tell Desmond anything, but Desmond keeps listening. Slash
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,643 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Diamond in the Rough by Peachly reviews
The story of Aladdin superimposed with our favorite crew. Based mainly on the Disney version, but also others. Not as stupid as it sounds. Promise. Kirk/Spock slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Constellations by brilliantmemories reviews
Taking a break from the Animus, Shaun & Desmond head out to the roof to get a breath of fresh air. With stories above their heads only Shaun knows about, he can't help but share them with an eager Desmond. *Slash, Shaun/Desmond, constellation history.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,658 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Epic Stars by sapphyra reviews
NOW COMPLETED! When Uhura and McCoy are taken hostage by Klingons, Kirk and Spock must team up to lead the Enterprise on a rescue mission to save their friends. The journey brings them closer than they had ever imagined. KirkSpock slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Low by Melfice reviews
The Animus is taking its toll, Desmond is losing himself, and Shaun is no longer able to convince himself that he's not falling headfirst into this. ShaunxDes, SLASH.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Another one bites the dust! by Sporky92 reviews
...or 5 times Jim Kirk's shirt was destroyed and the 1 time it just wouldn't give. Spork slash, you know you love it! Rated for language and mentions of sex but nothing too explicit.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Serendipity by 13empress reviews
Slash K/S: Jim disappears on a planet that breaks out in war. Going on the telepathic connection to Jim that he's been hiding from everyone, Spock takes McCoy with him to the planet and uses this link to find Jim, who has been kidnapped and badly injured
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Fragments by Abra.exe reviews
An ever-growing collection of one-shots and drabbles. Shaun/Desmond, Ezio/Leonardo, Altair/Malik.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
Chains by Lady Merlin reviews
He steps back and offers a weak smile, plastering a band-aid on everything that had just shattered then, hoping it would work for now, until he could run away like he always did. Rated for language and thoughts. K/S slash! B'day Gift to Lyri! oneshot
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
Jealousy by Andrew's Slinky reviews
Spock does not consider himself a jealous man, except when it comes to himself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Can we go swimming? by Andrew's Slinky reviews
Jim has taken Spock swimming.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Forgiving Fate by wild-sunshine reviews
Desmond tells Shaun never to save his life, and Shaun wished he could have avoided the inevitable so easily. Slash, rather fluffy, oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Scura or Scota “Scotty and Nyota” Via Bones by Andalusia25 reviews
Montgomery Scot and Nyota Uhura are a couple now and McCoy is the first to know. This is to go along with the other to “Via Bones” stories and I am a HUGE fan of Nyota and Scotty pairings!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/2/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, N. Uhura - Complete
Chulu Via Bones by Andalusia25 reviews
Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are a couple now and McCoy hears all about it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2010 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Sex Kitten by Peachly reviews
Jim finds out that when Spock is drunk on chocolate, he acts like a kitty. Not too smutty.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Obsession by Andrew's Slinky reviews
Jim is fascinated by Spock's ears.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Loose Lips Sink Ships by jAnon reviews
The Captain and Commander don't know this she suspects they'd freak out if they did , but Yeoman Rand knows more about their sex life than any other person on the Enterprise." A character study of Yeoman Janice Rand.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
A HandKnit Sweater by Of Glorious Plumage reviews
The five times Kirk borrowed one of Spock's sweaters and the one time he repaid the favors. Rated for language. Slashy K/S pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
That Backrub Scene by TheProblematique reviews
Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Roses are red by the-beginning-of-the-end reviews
No matter what it said in the official job description, Jim held to the idea that his main job was to make sure that he never had to say goodbye to any of his crew. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Drabbles of a Sue by Ukitsu43 reviews
It is the death of canon as we know it. Or don't...cause who has time to read, like, books?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
I Don't Know's On 3rd 5 & 1 by T'Key'la reviews
5 things Jim Kirk learned about Spock and 1 he already knew. Chapter 2 is up - 5 things Spock learned about Jim and 1 he already knew. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bleeding Effect of Passion by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Ezio x Leonardo, Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime situations. "You know, you're not quite as intolerable as I initially thought, and if you weren't averse to repeating this with say, no clothes for example, or in a bed, though the wall is good, I would be open to such a suggestion..."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
For Nothing Left to Lose by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
."Freedom," she said, as if the word was the name of an ancient God. And Kirk knew what he had sacrificed for freedom, and what he had given up for freedom, and the black eyes that promised the end to it-and still couldn't explain what it was. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In the Name of Glove by Peachly reviews
K/S Jim gives Spock a pair of fur-lined gloves to wear on a diplomatic mission. What happens when the fur does more to Spock's hands than keep them warm? Shoot-off from 'That Would Be Illogical'. You asked for it; I wrote it. bottom!Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Inertia by Jaylee1 reviews
The thing about destiny was that Jim didn't believe in it. He was more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy... Spock has other ideas about that.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Accented by Sandshrew777 reviews
At first glance, it's a Russian accent. At second glance, it's a lot more than that, as Sulu learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Conspire to Ignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
The Enterprise begins its travels through space with Jim Kirk as its captain, beginning a long history of accidents and crazy circumstances because, well, it's Jim. Spock's pov, established Spock/Uhura, eventual K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,325 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A Quiet Night at Home by raven2547 reviews
Jim/Spock slash. Spock is doing some work when Jim shows up and they have a nice night together.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Kneed by ExpandingDarkness reviews
Prompt from LJ kink meme: Chekov and Sulu are having frenzied, hurried sex between shifts when things get a little carried away and one of them knees the other right in the baby-maker. Hurt/Comfort ensues. Fluff involved. Chekov/Sulu. Warning: sex duh .
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/29/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Vulcan Couples' Retreat by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Spock asks Kirk to come with him to New Vulcan to meet his family and experience the Vulcan culture firsthand. But Kirk didn't expect to be separated from his bondmate and forced to spend the weekend in class with T'Pau, Spock's grandmother. K/S SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Things That Have Been Found by Missy Jade reviews
KirkSpock, “It’s so cute how he wants his first official holiday with the captain to go so well.” Humor, established relationship
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Spectacles by TheProblematique reviews
The Captain is wearing spectacles. There is likely a justified reason for him to be. I do not know that reason, yet I do not feel the desire for said knowledge is powerful enough to distract me from the fact that... the Captain is wearing spectacles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Small Things by Heeroluva reviews
Spock shows Jim that maybe Christmas isn't so bad after all over the course of their voyage. Spock/Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
O Christmas Tree by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Spock shows Kirk his favorite childhood Christmas memory with his mother. Kirk has an idea of how to help Spock overcome his grief over her death. FLUFF WARNING! K/S established relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Young Wine, Old Feeling by KianSpo reviews
Shooting Romulans is easier than confessing your feelings. That's about it. Written for ksadvent2009.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Cold by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is cold. Jim wants to help.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Only Mostly Dead – 5 and 1 by T'Key'la reviews
5 times Jim Kirk thought he was going to die and 1 time he was sure he wasn’t. K/S - nothing overt. No real angst, I promise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Forget the Flowers by Peachly reviews
After a rough mission, Kirk needs to get it out of his head. Luckily, he has a warm Vulcan to sooth him. Yen-tor svai. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Accelerate by bohemian-rhapsodi reviews
Jim Kirk certainly should have known better than to drink the alien water, but when had simple logic stopped him before? The result: a most eventful shore leave. Shamelessly K/S, derived from TOS "Wink of an Eye", one-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Last Christmas by Rouge Winter reviews
Your hand dances around the edge of the glass, cool against the tips of your fingers, as you try to look anywhere else but at him. It doesn’t work of course; you keep coming back. Inspired by the song 'Last Christmas'
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mission To Gamus by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Complete w/epilogue! Sequel to Teach Me. Kirk and Spock have one mission left before they can return to Earth. But what was supposed to be a routine supply run to a planet known for its peaceful society turns into something far more sinister. K/S SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,317 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Thinking by Rethira reviews
James Tiberius Kirk does a lot of thinking. Mostly about his relationship with Spock. ONESHOT, slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Spock: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a COMMANDER SPOCK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your SPOCK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Carpe Diem Spock by iwillneverhavealife reviews
I did this for an English assignment but decided to post it. It's a carpe diem poem. Spock speaks in ten syllables and Kirk speaks in eight. Enjoy and review please. Rated T because of a brief mentioning of alcohol. It's very brief and not bad.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
One Touch by Writer's Whimsy reviews
Kirk wants to touch. Spock says no.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Kirk: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KIRK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pandora's Box by Della19 reviews
A fic in which Jim learns exactly what kind of emotional transference can result from a mind meld. Four emotions he got from his meld with Spock Prime and one he got from melding with Spock. K/S all the way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pets and Poets by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash, J/S. Jim's shift is over, but Spock's is not. He still has a disciplinary problem to deal with, not to mention a pesky doctor McCoy...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Word of Your Body by A Touch of Insanity reviews
Spock and Kirk on a hill top. Let the seduction begin. done in the style of Spring Awakening, for those who recognize the title . K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dualities by zephtastic reviews
**WARNING: HAN SOLO/LEONARD MCCOY SLASH!** Through some mix-up of transporter and fate, McCoy ends up on Tatooine.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Han S., L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched The Sky by letodian-peony reviews
He had everything, but let it go, and now he is stuck in a limbo of his emotions that is dragging him down. Will he be able to pull himself back up, or will someone else force him down?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,826 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Shore Leaves and Lickable Ears by ross-elizabeth reviews
The Enterprise has returned to Earth for repairs, and Jim Kirk is bored. Very bored. Even Bones has ditched him. What's a Captain to do at a time like this? Fortunately, he has access to Mr Spock via the Trek equivalent of text messaging. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Appropriate Starfleet Decorum by T'Key'la reviews
Captain Kirk has been acting like...well, Jim. Starfleet takes exception and tells Spock to do what he can. Just for fun - part of the Memo Collection. The 1st Memo inspired by the Movie. Rating's for language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Roleplaying by TarynWanderer reviews
Sulu/Chekov slash. Sulu has a thing for Spock and Chekov has a thing for Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Sulu's Master Plan by januaryfreeze92 reviews
Chekov has always slept with a pillow or a teddybear to cuddle with, and Sulu is determined to replace said inanimate objects with himself. Fluffy, comedic oneshot. SLASH. Pavel Chekov x Hikaru Sulu
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/13/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
In The Dark by Soot reviews
Sulu has been rescued after being captured and tortured by an alien race and Chekov senses that something is wrong with the helmsman. Chekov/Sulu slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Listen by Uozumi reviews
One day he realized he was in love with her, but she was taken. So now, he waits.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/22/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, N. Uhura - Complete
The Charlie Bartlett Affair by A Touch of Insanity reviews
Chekov tries to offer psychiatric advice to the crew. Of course, their only real concerns are their love lives. Good to know Starfleet's finest crew have their priorities sorted. One-shot, K/S, U/Mc, C/Su. Language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
5 and 1: Shore Leave by Lady Stars reviews
5 of the stupidest things Kirk made Spock do and the 1 thing Spock didn't regret. MxM slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Serran by xiaou-xijiang reviews
Sarek meets his grandson. Past Sarek/Amanda, Kirk/Spock implied.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sarek - Complete
Hazards by aetin reviews
A hit to the head takes out Kirk's memories. Unfortunately, that means he doesn't remember two years of knowing Spock. But it's Jim Kirk, after all. There's no such thing as a no-win scenario. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Gift by xiaou-xijiang reviews
Sequel to Collision. Kirk finally gets some answers. Epilogue included.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Together in Life, Together in Death by A Touch of Insanity reviews
Bones, Jim, and Spock. Star Trek's Golden Trio. The nu!Trek versions of their deaths. Angst. Man-loving both of the platonic and not-so-platonic variety . K/S established, but could be K&S if you skim over a couple words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Personal Diplomacy by KianSpo reviews
Spock gets seriously hurt due to a certain person's negligence. Several unexpected truths are revealed. They go from there. Mild K/S, more like headed there. Rated for swearing
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Too Hot to Handle by MissJesselle reviews
Jim finds out the drawbacks of being used to a considerably lower body temperature. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Temporary Madness, Fortunate Accident by Tey'Imena reviews
There's been a fight neither of them remembers, and Jim does some thinking in which he compares Then to Now - and finds he rather prefers the Now. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Nemesis by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After the DoM fiasco, Harry’s friends abandon him. Goddess Nemesis appears and poses the question: if you have nothing left to fight for, why fight? Harry vanishes, leaving a big ol’ mess back in wizarding Britain. Bet they're sorry now. Rewritten. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P.
Touch by KeiranEmrys reviews
After witnessing a third time, McCoy could no longer fool himself into thinking it was casual touching no matter how drunk he got. Spock/Kirk SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Fine Vulcan Poetry by MissJesselle reviews
Kirk and Spock discover that they have become the subject of a poem. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Domestic by Tafar reviews
In which Spock is domesticated, Kirk is feeling old and an interesting argument arises. Spock/Kirk hints of Sulu/Chekov . Warnings for Hard M and fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Life in the Neutral Zone by EchoBravoTango reviews
An encounter on the edge of Romulan space forces Kirk and Spock to pilot the Enterprise alone for ten days. Trying to be as Star Trek faithful as possible, with some added....intrigue? Will be K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hard Decisions by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Barnett wants to clear Kirk for Captain status. But he's on probation thanks to Spock. Barnett calls Spock to discuss the matter but the Vulcan is acting distracted. Why? Because Jim's trying to compromise him, only this time not with violence. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Incongruent by Jaylee1 reviews
It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Even the Stars Burn Out by munchkinsRattacking reviews
Jim doesn't believe in no-win situations. But Spock knows better. There are some games that mere beings simply were not meant to win.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Inevitability by Jaylee1 reviews
Companion piece to 'Improbability', told from Spock's POV. "He would figure Jim Kirk out eventually -- it simply required more observation and the accumulation of data."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Firsts by Condemned Ballad reviews
“I’m sure I understand a lot more than you, Cadet. You are a cheater.” Set during and after the 2009 movie.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Improbability by Jaylee1 reviews
The Vulcan needed to relax. It would also be nice if he stopped looking at Jim as if he were a puzzle needing to be solved. Jim felt he was pretty transparent.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Teach Me by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
K/S. Set during the new Trek movie, which means major spoilers. My take on Kirk and Spock's first meeting at Starfleet Academy. Spock is Kirk's teacher and they really don't get along! Just how much do they *hate* each other? Slash. Spock & Kirk POVs.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,966 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Some People Made Mistakes by Flying Magic Snake reviews
There are unexpected hazards associated with working on the USS Enterprise. Chekov/Sulu
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Ignominy by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Sticks and stones might break his bones, but words have the power to destroy him. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/9/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Negotiations by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
The Captain and his Officer are at a diplomatic party where Kirk finds himself the center of unwanted attention. Fortunately, Spock isn't feeling up to personal negotiations...SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Idioms of Convenience by LoyalSark reviews
In which Kirk has a confession to make, and Spock is deliberately obtuse. One-shot, K/S pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
An Unremarkable Incident by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K/S, slashy. Oh, the things Spock puts up with...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Hogwarts a High School by Wihstrum reviews
When Harry faces a change of environments, he is unaware that this change will stretch beyond a new school, a new home and a new routine. Between new friends and new rivals, Harry doesn't quite see what is about to hit him. AU HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 216,931 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Smile for Me by Santeira reviews
Joker thinks his cause is noble, you see... 236 words One-shot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Joker - Complete
Jack To The Future : A Random Chronicle by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Suppose Jack found that Fountain of Youth, and it worked. What historical events might he have witnessed, or even participated in? Here's some possibilities. Posted in the order I think of them, rather than when they happened. Chapters are rated K - T.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,609 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Lions and Lambs by Lanaea reviews
Edward takes Bella. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anything but One by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. CaspianPeter. What could have been behind the intense gazes between these two. MovieVerse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Veil of Shadows by vvc reviews
In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Break the Ice by Assassin in black reviews
Neither of them could explain it, this intoxicating lust that both felt for the other. It had been there for years, pulsating under the surface. The only problem was that neither knew that the other felt the same. Finally the ice broke. SLASH Altair/Malik
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Remember Me by nachalainne reviews
Completely AU -- Edward finally snaps at Jacob. This is what happens when you anger a vampire who also happens to be a very good man. Written before the release of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Stick Snippets by Liv of life reviews
The Order members aren't insane. They're not. Hell no, nothing odd happens here. No siree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005
Well Kept Secrets by Gryvon reviews
Draco/Harry. Harry isn't quite sure why he's in a relationship with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Erestor: Writer of Fanfic by Winterhawk reviews
Glorfindel is not impressed with Erestor's first attempts at 'fanfiction'-- Middle Earth style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
The Way You Laugh by missy mee reviews
If a bloke said he loved the way you laughed, you'd be pretty chuffed, right?" 10Rose fluff
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Dare to Know by dracoredeemed reviews
My take on the second half of DH. Harry et al are being held captive in the dungeons at Malfoy Manor. Draco brings a broken Hermione down to join them and makes an offer they can't refuse. Rated for future chs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,054 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ferret in My Shoe by MikoGoddess reviews
Harry finds Malfoy in a petshop and brings him home, wanting to know why he was there, and why he was a ferret again. What ensues is a bit of this, a bit of that, and a dash of slash. HPDM, after 6th year, no DH. Now with more plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,072 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Dates by Arathe reviews
Ed bets Roy that he can find him a girl by the end of the month. Many unfortunate encounters ensue. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deal by louise4 reviews
Chapter Eleven up! Harry Potter and Blaize Zambini are in love. No not with each other! What were you thinking! No, but together they may be able to get what they want. HPDM, BZSF. So this means slash! FINALLY COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,557 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Precious Gem by dracoredeemed reviews
NEW EPILOGUE NOW ADDED. Auror!Draco is assigned to protect Harry. Draco is sure this assignment is going to be the death of him! H/D Slash. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The To The Point Mary Sue Slash Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
Ever wondered what would happen when your two favourite/hated genres collide? Join Mary sue as she discovers the messy implications of a world of hermaphrodite elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Walk Through a Photo Album by Golden Blackbird reviews
AU, One-Shot. A look at Potter's photo album, if things hadn't gone balls-up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dangers of Etiquette by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Death has a good day, because he deserves one now and then
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Princess and the Dragon by Winnett reviews
Draco enjoyed the chase and would search London high and low for his Princess. HarryxDraco. Cross-dressing, D/s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mary Sues of Middle Earth by Agent Motiel reviews
Ever get annoyed with Mary Sues? This is a collection of all the different types of the creatures so you can avoid them. Learn exactly what makes them so darn annoying! Now with the new and improved Ravarastwinklet... oh, forget it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Beginning Again: The Memoirs of a Free Ent by monsieur homais reviews
So what did happen to the Entwives?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Treebeard - Complete
Voldemort's Very Bad Day by greenikat89 reviews
Oneshot: Voldemort was not having a good day. In fact, he wasn't having a very good life ever since Potter was born. Thwarted schemes, obnoxious teens and hideous hairstyles make Voldemort rethink his career plans. He really should have been a painter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 170 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Line by sellthelie reviews
Right now, that line doesn't exist. FredxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Stuck in the Book by Aelaer reviews
She did not wish for it, but she got it. A girl is stuck in the book... literally. Quite, quite literally. Parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 261 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ronald the RedHaired Wizard by The Family Guy reviews
Ho Ho Ho. Have a Magical Christmas and enjoy another Harry Carol from me to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
So Moved On by caitizzles reviews
Finding horcruxes is very easy and everything else is not. HPDM, Mpreg, PostHPB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forever Crumbly: A Squid's Story by ZuksGaia reviews
The days and memories of the Giant Squid: his one true love, toast, rescuing children, battling ships, and most often, oggiling. Pairings are mostly Giant Squid x Toast. Fluffy, if you would describe soggy toast as 'fluffy'. And no relation to the dog.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Giant Squid
Step Lightly, Else Falter Greatly by emeralddragonchild reviews
Harry shares a dance with an unexpected guest. The HarryDraco is VERY light... like almost not there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
MEMORY by Tatooine92 reviews
In this sequel to Fett'ad, Rogue's adventures continue. I OWN NOTHING except Rogue.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,428 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Boba Fett - Complete
Sauron's Song by The Bane of Morgoth reviews
Sauron gets bored. Very, very, very bored. And so he sings. This was written after eating way too many marshmellows, at a time when I was hyper on sugar. So be afraid. Very, very afraid!And by the way, rated T for the song lyrics I used.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sauron - Complete
Foolish Games by shoelacy reviews
She saw James standing by the lake and laughed silently to herself. Only James would stand outside in a torrential downpour without a cloak and his sleeves rolled up. [originally published 2.06]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mourner's Dawn by Cyprith reviews
Without him, they’d be nothing. Without them, he would still be alive. They should have known better. Lucien does not pick his silencers idly. Generally lighthearted slash. Lucien LachanceOC
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,898 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
FETT'AD by Tatooine92 reviews
A girl is raised by Jango Fett, eventually becoming a bounty hunter herself and falling in love with an ARC trainee. AU. I own nothing except Rogue. All other OCs belong to JaxSolo, used with permission.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,327 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Jango Fett, Boba Fett - Complete
Conversion by Arathe reviews
Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Draco's Blood Mate REVISED AND BETTER! by drarry fan reviews
Draco is a Vampire and needs his mate for blood. What happens if Harry is his mate? DracoHarry. This story has MPREG. SUB!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Wait a Second! by CaffinatedDreamSequence reviews
In addition to chasing them with Orcs, Nazgul, and all wickedness, Sauron has decided that he wants to frustrate the Fellowship itself, not just it's mission. Poor Legolas! COMPLETED!...rating just to be safe I accept anonymous reviews. NO FLAMES! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Legolas
Balrog's Balls! by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
Just where did Elrohir learn that unfortunate expression? It's all Glorfindel's fault, of course ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Elrohir - Complete
One Hour Departure by ScreamForSOH reviews
One hour before the final battle is set to begin, Harry ponders all the 'what if's of his life, the big and the small and as he is about to act on one of the questions, someone gets there before him. HPDM. warning: Slash. rr. xoxo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Abandon by Triola reviews
ONESHOT. In which Harry wakes up hungover, throws away all his principles and fraternizes with the enemy. Slash HPDM. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Not to Name Your Baby by Sheik Lovin' Rose-chan reviews
Giving your OC eleventy billion names might have seemed like a great idea at the time, but let's see how James and Lily cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2007 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Black Prince by Vingilot reviews
Harry finally sees through Dumbledore’s machinations and he begins some negotiations of his own. Joining forces with Voldemort, Harry becomes the Dark Prince he was born to be. Dark!Harry. HPSS. Ds. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,500 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harrys' Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Silence by Zemby reviews
PreLOTR. Legolas and Aragorn go on a ride together...but, as usual, trouble finds them. And this time, one of them will get closer to Death's door than ever...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,979 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
Decipher Reflections by ScreamForSOH reviews
SongFic. Harry keeps having nightmares, Draco is scared of what it could be doing to his boyfriend. Voldie is dead. Challenge Birthday fic. Song by Playradioplay. VERSE TWO UP! HPDM SBRL light slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marks by Authoressinhiding reviews
oneshot Everyone knows the mark Beckett left on Captain Jack Sparrow ... but what mark did Jack leave on Beckett?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
True, Pure Love! by Leave-All-The-Gold reviews
A beautiful creature finds herself in Middle Earth. A heart wrenching story that will have you in tears, I'm sure! Also, please, please do not take me seriously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Glorfindel - Complete
The Gay Shirt by Nintendork reviews
Harry comes out of the closet in a... very original way. [HarryDraco] Beware the fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not My Perfect Day by Authoressinhiding reviews
[complete] A random girl falls into ME along with a perfect one. Chaos, trouble, and insanity ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,431 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
I was kind of scared to meet him at first by Leoloco reviews
Short stories from different POVs with one common theme: first meetings. One new story added!, probably the last one
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006
Only a Scratch by Erestor reviews
Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
Want by MendaciousMinx reviews
While working on a transfiguration assignment, Harry and Draco discuss their wants... and Draco reveals something startling. DMHP, SLASH, set in sixth year, disregard sixth book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Much to Ask by EvilDime reviews
What do Harry's friends feel like when he decides to take his 'rightful' revenge against them all? Sad oneshot about the loss of friendship, more serious approach to a dark!Harry scenario.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Winters Kiss by Lady Alabaster reviews
Harry get's tired of patiently waiting. Time to push just a little further. SSHP, slash, AU, mature themes, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
That Random Broom Cupboard by brionyjae reviews
Harry and Draco attempt to find an empty random broom cupboard... however, it's not entirely what they expected... HD Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wrong by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
HarryDraco, Dracos POV. Their relationship is so wrong, yet feels so right. oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
World Domination by emeralddragonchild reviews
ONESHOT Harry introduces Draco to a muggle board game. Warning, this features extreme!draco and very patient!harry. Slight slash, but nothing extreme.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
MY Silmaril! by Brave November reviews
The children of Amon Ereb invent a new game, to the dismay of the Sons of Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
The Secret Life of S Snape by treasuredonkey reviews
AUish,minor HBPevents brought into play. Ever wonder about the private life of Severus Snape? SSFCmy own, mention of Mpregnot SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Severus S.
Keeping Steady by Klymene reviews
A one shot on Carmelita's thoughts as she fights to save Sly from Dr. M's monster.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Something More by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
Harry Draco Slash. One shot! Harry wants something more, something that Draco isn't sure he can give.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Siriusly Clever Pun by Naneek reviews
Cathy Higgins can't find a boyfriend, so what does she do? She gets a pretend one! A MarySue parody that's hopefully not too cruel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Tell Me Pretty Lies by Lizzy Rebel reviews
[CarmelitaSly onshot] mommy, why don't we have a daddy?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
The Wind by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
HPDM Slash. The wind… It’s a funny thing. Sweeps up behind you and tackles you in a fierce hug, one that is so unpredictable that you have no time to shrug your shoulders deeper into your cloak, or not even the briefest of seconds to brace yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Only Human by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
HarryDraco Slash. Everyone makes mistakes in life Can they all be forgiven?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
What am I doing here? by mis.mira reviews
Yup. Another girl falls into Narnia...literally...but I promise it'll be good. A bit of romance, adventure and humour...Enjoy!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,209 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005
Fire and Ice by Atra Luminarium reviews
Draco's depressed and Hermione notices, what changes will this bring to the blonde's life?SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,259 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Safe and Sound by Lykaios Nyx reviews
Little Harry worries when he has to go to his Grandma and Grandpa's house on a full moon night. [AU Living With arc] RLSB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
White Light by Princesspepper reviews
A collection of seven HarryDraco oneshots plus a prologue and epilogue, each with a different colored theme, that collectively make white light. WARNINGS: Language, slash. 01Red: passion, anger, bravery, courage, love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Forgiveness and a Black Dog by Lykaios Nyx reviews
I If I had to, I’d live through an eternity of this pain, if only he’d smile at me again.” Sirius is begging for Forgiveness. SLASH! WARNINGCUSSING
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 161 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Harry's First Word by Hippie Jade reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin, well, title…Part one of the Harry’s First series. Harry’s first word lands poor James in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Dumbledore and his Lemon Drops by The Next Marauder reviews
Ever thought Dumbledore got a bit out of hand with his Lemon Drops? A little parody about this. OneShot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
Chantal Gets Married! by mis.mira reviews
A story about an 'ordinary' girl!Not a Mary Sue!Read and Review!1
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
A Good Idea by Evergreene reviews
In the city of Minas Tirith, Legolas commits a most grievious betrayal. Second place winner in Teitho Contest 'First Sentence.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
You Know Who, Etc by Queen of Anonymity reviews
About 15 years after Harry graduates from Hogwarts, Voldemort accidentally turns himself into a walking thesaurus. Literally. Meaning a little book on legs that always speaks in synonyms. He now must ask a certain wizard for help. REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ascention by Lukitene reviews
Oneshot. Remus writes a letter to the dead Sirius. RS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What's A Website? by brionyjae reviews
Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione get together to visit a website on Hermione's laptop. Some interesting... er... information is revealed. Humour Oneshot. Slight HD slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Infection by Leoloco reviews
Don tries his best to protect his team from a terrible fate.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Don E. - Complete
Reflections of a Half Life by Canadian Pixie reviews
Draco Malfoy reflects after a dark time in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Poison by dracoz-sexc-hunni reviews
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name I pant, as I smirk at his raised eyebrow. DH Passionate and painful oneshot! Not too graphic. just hot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Never Told You That I Love You by CBeta reviews
ONESHOT! Character Death, PostWar, Post HBP. Draco remembers Harry, and he remembers life after Harry's death vividly. How can he possibly go on without his hope? Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blame it on the Curtains by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Harry keeps coming back. But why? Is it a spell on the curtains or something more serious? HarryDraco. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hauled Over the Coals by Lykaios Nyx reviews
Molly Weasley gets the yelling that she rightfully deserves. RLSB SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
With Bated Breath by Darkest Desire reviews
When Harry is forced by Snape to drink a messed up potion, the results are a startling reminder of how nothing can ever be normal when involving the-boy-who-lived. creature!Harry with eventual Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P.
Playing Dead by Lykaios Nyx reviews
AU Remus and Sirius play a game with Harry. SLASH RLSB [AU Living With arc]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
This Is Mixed Up by Radish Earrings reviews
The title explains it. Voldie is bored. So he watches Harry's lovelife. Hey, why not? [challengefic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Into The Woods by juxtaposed reviews
crack!fic. The HP version of Hansel & Gretel, with Harry as Hansel and Draco as Gretel. Also featuring SeverusLucius and RemusSirius. Slash, rated R, so please be warned before clicking! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Nine Words by louise4 reviews
On the eve of Dumbledore's funeral, an anonymous letter takes Harry on a trip down memory lane. HBP spoilers. HarryDraco preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hobbit Hide and Crossdressing Concerns by Darkest Desire reviews
We all love LotR, but sometimes the seemingly neverending battles for the freedom of Middle Earth can become somewhat…tiresome. The solution? Why, a parody of course!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Frodo B. - Complete
The Harrying of Harry Potter by Moonylovesme reviews
The building of frustration and release thereof. [HD] slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wish Me Joy by ak-stinger reviews
MPREG, slash. When Aragorn dutifully marries Arwen, Legolas vanishes with a secret. What will happen when he comes back 5 years later? AL, AA, LEomer later. Longer summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,142 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Legolas
Frog or Prince? by dreamerdoll reviews
Hermione discovers Harry's hidden relationship. But is Draco a frog, or a prince? HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That's What I Was Thinking About, Too by cobean reviews
Slash! Harry and Draco go flying and realize some things... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Happened by Radish Earrings reviews
After coming down for breakfast, the Weasley's are slightly traumatized, and Harry gets a few stern words. [drabble] HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
51 Reasons Why I Love You by Atra Luminarium reviews
ONESHOT, SLASH HpDm. A Valentines wish, and a very unseasonal Draco, can someone change his mind about the dreaded holiday?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
but it wasn't the reality I wanted by angelofplottwists reviews
What if' the two words that hurt the most. Double standards, grief, character death, and what would have happened had the events of one night in the spring of 1995 been oh so slightly different. Ambiguous slash hints. AU. Discontinued for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sirius B.
Invitation by Celandine Brandybuck reviews
Draco had been surprised when Harry suggested that they go out for a meal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And Then There Was Green by myinukoi reviews
And that made the lie he told to his love earlier all the more painful. Slash. DracoHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nice going, Pothead by Willowbooks reviews
COMPLETE Harry & Draco get stuck in a closet. All dialogue. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forever by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
What happens when you overestimate love, forget the consequences and forget to live in the moment. What happens when you forget that you might not always have forever. HPDM Slash, One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Admirer by Jaremie-poo reviews
Valentinesday Remus has a secret admirer...hopes are put on his friend Black, can it be that his hopes come true? RLSB SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sweet Silver by Jaremie-poo reviews
Kind of Oneshot. Remus is poisoned and ends up in a coma. Sirius has more problems with it than he should have as a normal friend and he knows it... SBRL, SLASH people...T just to be sure. Forgot to say in it: We don't own HP universe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
On The Clock by Blood Crayon reviews
AU DMHP Harry is taken from his life on the streets as a prostitute and is now being forced to learn how to cope in Hogwarts, Will Draco Malfoy be able to help him stop or is the danger just to compelling?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lord of the Rings Alphabet by Sadie Elfgirl reviews
Humor like drivel. The alphabet for all those who are truly Lord of the Rings obsessed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Chocolate Frog by ziasudra reviews
The chocolate frog started following Severus around...Written in honour of Snape's birthday, January 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Gimli's Box by Radish Earrings reviews
I was watching LOTR 2 towers when it struck me, how did Gimli reply to Legolas at Helms Deep? Did he say describe it to me, did he ask for a box, of did he just go in a huff? [one shot]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Pebbles on the Water by Princess-Meru reviews
Draco goes for a walk and finds Harry throwing rocks into the lake. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 267 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Christmas Story by Lady Alabaster reviews
Just some cute drabble about the Malfoys' Christmas. Read, enjoy, get in the Christmas spirit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M.
He's Gone by Nintendork reviews
He knew it was too late. He had seen it in his eyes he had felt it in his heart as the one person who was worth living for was dragged off in the silent night. Taken away from him. Extreme and major fluffyness. HPDM. OneShot. Written out of complete bored
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Shopping Habits by loonyluna9 reviews
[alldialogue, HPDM slash, postHogwarts]Draco tends to spend a lot of money when shopping and hexes muggle Chinese delivery guys. Harry is putting his foot down. Nothing but pure humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vicarious Life by Princess-Meru reviews
Originally by Switch One incident leads to another causing a horrible situation. Slash, angst, humor, mpreg DxH Updated every Tuesday
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,711 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sweet September by Sevfan reviews
Harry is shocked to find one of his former classmates is a centrefold in a magazine. WAFF, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Art and Practice of Absolute Pitch by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. Sequel to 'Life'. AU. Things do not always turn-out the way you planned, and no one knows that better than Draco Malfoy. But still, life has a funny way of working out, even when it seems impossible. Est. rltnshps. Music and art in the 'real world'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,359 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
It's time by wondering why i reviews
Draco comes to tell Harry the war has arrived. Oneshot, mild slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Men, Elves and Snowballs by Evergreene reviews
A certain ranger thinks it unfair that elves can walk on snow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Mirrored Desires by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. I show not your face, but your heart's desire. What Dumbledore really sees in the Mirror of Erised. Blatantly ignores DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
Take my Hand by Sevfan reviews
Winner of the Golden Quill for best romance 2006 Quills HP Fanfiction Competition. Harry returns to Hogwarts to find Draco a broken man. HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sugar Quills by opalish reviews
HBP spoilers and NevilleBlaise slash. Longbottom liked him, Blaise was certain of it. The adorably shy...no, the stupidly incompetent...no, the...the...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Blaise Z., Neville L. - Complete
You and I by TrunkZy reviews
Artemis Fowl meets a handsome stranger at a party. What will come from his first meeting with Alex Rider? slash
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
Three Seconds by SnapesFavorite reviews
Snape and Harry bet on whether or not Harry will survive the final battle against Voldemort. In case he wins, Harry wants 3 seconds of Snape’s time to do whatever he pleases with them. It's a deal. HPSS1Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Close Encounters of the Female Species by loonyluna9 reviews
[all dialogue, HPDM slash, postHogwarts] What happens when you combine a justgothiton!Harry, a jealous!Draco, and Harry placing a temp. ban on shagging in the house? With me as the author, you really don't want to know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dealings by Keikokin reviews
This was a winner of the TSS Challenge award. Harry and Draco take a walk around the lake. Can they deal with their feelings? COMPLETE SLASH malemale relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Utterly Embarrassed by redfox13 reviews
Contest 5 at The Silver Snitch. While in a secret relationship, Harry tells Draco that he can't stay a certain night because he has to work late, but he's really having dinner with the Weasleys. Harry, supposedly at work, gets sent a naughty Howler.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Lack of a Better Title by loonyluna9 reviews
[oneshot, preHBP, HDslash, mention of HrR] “ ‘Oh c’mon Harry, please? I’m hard as f and I know you are too. What’s more important? Eating with your Gryffindork friends, or shagging your Slytherin boyfriend ‘til neither of us can form a coherent sentence?’
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goodbye, Mary Sue by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli witness as Mary Sue literally “falls” into Middle earth and doesn’t come off so lucky. Warning: Mary Sue death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
A Little Hope by Dostoevsky's Mouse reviews
Bilbo takes heart after making a new friend on his first visit to Rivendell.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
Lilacs: a grannie smell by Draco Potter-Malfoy69 reviews
Draco wakes up to find that his body odor has taken a turn for the... lilacs? He is very mad. Who likes his new smell?HarryDraco Slash. Oneshot. Read and Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hands by Blue-Is-4-Truth reviews
Harry watches Draco's hands. Oneshot HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For Always by Scoliosis reviews
AU. Sauron won. Now, they are all dead. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
What is Expected of Stars by ak-stinger reviews
A prequel supplement to my What... series. Legolas is just a normal elfling in Mirkwood until two messengers from Rivendell give him a new title. One shot in two parts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,614 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Legolas - Complete
A Lettered Distraction by ElfFlame reviews
Draco hates birthdays, but he hates being alone on them even more. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Slip of the Tongue by AoiGensou reviews
COMPLETE What one thinks one says is not always what comes out of one's mouth. Draco Malfoy discovers this one day in a confrontation with Harry Potter. He meant to say hate, he really did... too bad his heart said love. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For Luck, For Love by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT) Of a boy and his coin. (HD slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Redemption by angeli-sama reviews
AU In a world wherein half-breeds are loathed a Werewolf and a blonde Vampire courtesan both face two of the most notorious Slayers - Black and Potter. SBRL HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Voiceless and Sightless by Arzosah reviews
Was Sauron truely left bodyless without the One Ring? Could he truely not take physical form? This is what was really happening behind closed doors in Baraddur while the Dark Lord was recovering his former strength.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Sauron - Complete
Above Average by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Harry Potter was just an average kid. HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kissing Draco Malfoy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Summary: How was it? HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Still Standing by opalish reviews
He's won the war. He's won the war and vanquished the villain, and he can't remember why he bothered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Wedding vows by MegatronsWoman reviews
Pointless but hey its funny :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Last Regret by ShinigamiPhoenix reviews
DEATHFIC! Harry finds Draco dying on a battlefield and discovers that the blonde has one last regret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Breakfast in Bed by Sevfan reviews
Take a little peek into Harry and Draco's life together, one Sunday morning. Short, sweet and very FLUFFY! Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Turning of Draco Malfoy by Liv of life reviews
Draco Malfoy is stuck in a hole with a spider and no yellow. What to do? Who shall save him? (implied SLASH)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Malfoy Ambition by Goddess Blue reviews
WIP. HD slash. Deep within the Malfoy Gringott's vault lies an heirloom that's about to cause Draco a lot of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Just Like You by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Jade fire, sparkling diamonds, and bloodred rubies. How can these three things floor Draco Malfoy, unless they are somewhere they shouldn't be? COMPLETE. ONESHOT. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life and Legend by opalish reviews
DMHP Draco Malfoy knew better. He'd loved the boy, after all. But Draco could never have loved the legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Little Boys Meet by hashire reviews
Harry and Draco meet for the first time. AU. PG for kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Enough Black Ink by Claggart reviews
“If I do it, then I don’t want money. I want you to pose for a drawing in whatever setting I choose.” Snape’s cheeks redden. At least he catches my meaning… HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Breaking Harry Potter by opalish reviews
Nothing good can come, when you've no happy memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Dynasty by Painted Smile reviews
Alex Rider; teenage spy for the M16. Artemis Fowl; genius criminal master-mind. AlexArtemis SLASH. WARNING: some spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/12/2004
Mary Sues and the Counter Attack by asa-chan reviews
What did I do now, to ruffle his feathers' Roy thought, as he watched as a scowling Ed threw himself on one of the black leather couches. Yaoi, MS bashing
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/16/2004
Beauty and the Warg by Dreamality reviews
On her way to see the Broadway play Beauty and the Beast, Wendy is in a car crash. When she awakes, she's in the one place she's always dreamed of going: Middle-earth. There's just one problem: She's a Warg! (Full summary inside) NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Umm, Meet My Ada? by Rose Darkfire reviews
The fellowship has been caught by Saurons forces..why isn't Legolas worried? Why is he back chatting all the orcs? And why did he just call Sauron, ADA?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Legolas, Sauron
Winter Solstice by Darkest Desire reviews
Undead and uncaring, a former hero turned vampire surrenders to the darkness in his soul and the Slytherin side that he never truly embraced while he was alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Harry P.
Friends First by Rose Darkfire reviews
MILD SLASH. Sometimes frienships change. (Not a series, this is the first and only chap)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
Fire and Ice by LMG reviews
What if you were wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snow in Summer by opalish reviews
Remus Lupin as a child. His mother muses. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Vanish by Serenitas reviews
They say nothing is stronger than love. They say that as long as we have love we have everything and we will survive. They lied. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kiss by Erestor reviews
A more sinister look at Mirkwood, MarySues... and Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Stop The Wedding! by DeannaJean reviews
Harry is getting married. Will he be stopped before he makes the worst mistake of his life? Warning for SLASH and extreme FLUFF and OOCness. That is all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Of Coffee and Sadism by Emerald Embers reviews
In which English weather and the coffee industry bring a few more truths to light than necessary. CrowleyxAziraphale slash within.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Sorrow in the Rain by RinoaDestiny reviews
Life is sacred. To protect that sacredness, sometimes lives must be lost. Legolas upon Helm's Deep as in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Draco Malfoy and His Happily Ever After by Jitterbug1 reviews
Sequel to Draco Malfoy and His Unknown Fate. Draco discovers what life is like when you're seventeen and dating the Boy Who Lived. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,232 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Next Ten Minutes by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boy Meets Boy by Asterie-Smiles reviews
You know the story. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy makes girl’s life into a living hell. That’s kinda like us, isn’t it, Potter? HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Give up the Grudge by Serenitas reviews
D/H Weasley sucks because he’s poor and should be eliminated, Granger is a low class Mudblood who never should have been allowed to walk the hallowed halls of Hogwarts, and Potter is the perfect Gryffindor Golden Boy who has a nice arse...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Man Behind the Mask by Serenitas reviews
Who would have guessed that Harry Potter hid behind a mask? This was the Slytherin darkness in him that no one had ever seen, and damn did I like it. Who would have guessed that he'd be HERE of all places, doing THIS? D/H Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Draco Malfoy and His Unknown Fate by Jitterbug1 reviews
Due to a difference of opinion, Draco is disinherited by his father. He now has to make his own way in life. Will be slash of the H/D variety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 109,827 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Simply Scandalous by Di-chan reviews
much SLASH! Wow! Did you see that? Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter! And WHOA! Harry Potter is wearing... oh, my! That scandalous little...!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It was a Thursday by Serenitas reviews
I needed experience and that meant a Slytherin. I needed discretion, for if word got out I'd be forever shamed. I needed someone I would never forget. I chose Draco Malfoy. H/D!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kidnapped by venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING** SLASH - Someone has kidnapped Draco, driving Harry frantic with worry and putting Ron and Hermione in charge of finding and bringin Draco back to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Snow by venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING: SLASH** Completed. Draco is addicted with reaching his "beautiful place" and stands in snowstorms while Harry transcends from his role as enemy to lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Is For Adultery by Adele Elisabeth reviews
Anya teaches Annabelle the alphabet.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Anya J.
Those You Left To Fall by Gerri reviews
Now both 17, Draco and Harry meet on the battlefield during the War. And Draco has words to say which may change the way Harry sees the war...and the world in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two, Four, Six, Eight by venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 194 - Published: 1/8/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
On the Way reviews
My take on what happened in between the defeat of Nero and the end of the movie. Mentions of Spock/Uhura, hints of Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,660 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Deaths in Sanford are No Accident reviews
An idea, inspired by Jess, which never went away. Hints of 'homoerotic tendencies'. SherlockJohn. Attempted crack that became more serious than intended. Some references to Guy Richie's Sherlock Holmes, which I also do not own.
Crossover - Hot Fuzz & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
For Zoe reviews
Basically, Christmas happy times, written for my Zoe. Arthur/Eames. Fluff.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Mehndi Madness reviews
The prompt that henna would be erotic for Vulcans was floating around Tumblr...and it infected me. I couldn't help but write it. K/S, my first serious smut.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Lolcat Syndrome reviews
Exactly what the title implies. The crew of the Enterprise most of them have been turned into cats. Shades of K/S. Would-be crack, but as usual, not quite.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Apodyopsis reviews
In which Spock uses a pick-up line, gets hurt, and gets better again. Jim is mostly confused. Written in a few hours. Unbetaed. KirkSpock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Princess Whitelaw and his Toy reviews
What happens when you mix Star Trek, the Nutcracker ballet and the challenge of making it all a musical into one? Well, this. I don't own a lot of things. Slash, AU, and dedicated to the lovely Tumblr people I know.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Five times Spock did something illogical reviews
...and the one time he didn’t but was thought to . No idea if this has been done before. Dedicated to Peachly, who inspired this somewhat. K/S, people, and I don't own StarTrek, so make me feel better and review.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
To my T'hy'la reviews
Inspired when researching the origins of Valentine's Day, though I'll admit it's late. Dedicated to Peachly. K/S slash, with a hopefully believable Spock POV.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Curious Cat reviews
Second in my series of MarySue parodies. Once again, in no way a MST, based on the silly concept that MarySues should always end up in Rivendell, Lothlorien, Hobbiton or Gondor. A little dark, I'll admit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Why Gornie Is OffLimits reviews
Exactly what it says in the title. A parody, but NOT a MST. First in a series of parodies I plan on writing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Keeper of Sauron's Sanity reviews
The origins of Koss, as written by Dagniro Vanaliel, not me, and posted here with permission for the convenience of my readers. It is advisable to read 'I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENER' first, at least until the second chapter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Sauron, Legolas - Complete
Pretty Boy reviews
Alex has a plan. Artemis does NOT like it. Crossdressing and slash ensue. AA crossover. No idea what happened with the title XD.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete