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Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl, Star Trek: 2009, Inception, Hot Fuzz, and Sherlock.
Every time I update my profile, it strikes me that the older one is boring. Is this some sort of sign? o_O
Most of my personal information is on my other account; 'All-Knowing Alien'. Original, I know. So go look there. The majority of my fics are there, but I warn you that there is an overabundance of Harry Potter slash (and not necessarily very well written slash. Actually, the only one I'd ask you to read would be Fait Accompli, as that's being reworked). What can I say?
My most successful story is 'I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEE-NERR'. It is on this account, and remains the only story (so far) on ffnet that has the word 'neener' in its title. Hee hee. It tells the story of Sauron winning the War of the Ring, and then being beset by MarySues. Read it, and review. I'd like to break the 500 barrier. Please? wields Frodo's Puppy Eyes
Feedback is always welcome - whether in a review or PM. Constructive criticism is great. Oddly enough, I've never gotten a flame for any of my stories (not that I'm complaining, but it'd be a novel experience). Instead, I've gotten flame-y PMs, usually in response to my reviews of blatant MarySue stories.
Why do I hate MarySues? Why don't you?
As for my update speed...yeah, I know I'm not the most speedy of writers. This is because I'm writing several pieces of fiction and fanfiction at the same time, and of different genres and fandoms. I get distracted easily, and I've got a small side business going. Wire jewellery, if you're interested.
Exams are currently ongoing (as of Jan 2013, for reference). I'm in my third year of Dentistry, if anyone was wondering. (They're not.) So, while I am writing sporadically - because I'm at my most creative when I'm not supposed to be -, I shall not be posting.
Well, I can't think of anything vaguely interesting to add. I rather think that if you want to know me better, read my stories. Then make your own conclusions.
Live long and prosper (because I can't resist).
P.S. If you wish to see me on AO3, go to: