dutchrub
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-07-06, id: 965772, Profile Updated: 08-31-16
Author has written 11 stories for Office, Bones, Ouran High School Host Club, Nikita, and Sleepy Hollow.

Personal motto: "Keep your fluff far away from me."

I'm a 34 year-old English professor with an MAT and a Bachelors in Fiction Writing, a loving husband, and one irresistibly cute son. Since I was a little girl, I've been writing everything from newspapers to menus to personal dictionaries. And then one day in high school, I discovered "Guiding Light" and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I began writing fic. After that, I realized that I was best at word-smithing, and fifteen years ago on ff.net (under a different pen name), I took it up as a monetarily-thankless career.

What to Expect in My Fic:

-I love stories with plot, so my chapter stories tend to focus around a case/theme/thread.

-Shows are about all the characters, so I try to include the majority of the cast in any given story.

-I stick closely to canon, and I do my best to capture the voices of the characters as we know them--because that's who we fell in love with after all, right?

-I'm a huge supporter of UST, angst, and the underdog. I'm not happy unless my characters are writhing miserably in a world of unrequited love and self-doubt.

-No instant romances and marriage proposals (unless they're staged). No babies and gratuitous make out scenes. Think chaste fluff, not gratuitous fluff.

-No songfics. I try to make everything organic to the story and generally shy away from deus ex machina unless that's already an established premise of the series.

I 'ship:

Ouran High School Host Club: (Haruhi/Mori, Haruhi/any other character but Tamaki. Love the guy, but he's so hard to BE in love with.)
Fringe: (Olivia/Peter--my OTP)
Sleepy Hollow: (Ichabod/Abbie)
Nikita: (Nikita/Michael)
Bones:
(Booth/Brennan, Angela/Hodgins, AND YES GASP Brennan/Sully)
The Office: (Jim/Pam, Kelly/Ryan)
Haven: (Audrey/Duke)
New Girl: (Jess/Everyone!)
Lie to Me: (Cal/Gillian)
Covert Affairs: (Annie/Auggie)
Buffy: (Buffy/Xander)
Guiding Light: (Danny/Michelle)

General Disclaimer: I own nothing but the words I generate and combine. Oh, and the ideas. Yeah, I own the plot ideas too.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Boys And Their Toys by RayRayofCali reviews
"Welcome to DollLove dot com! Where we can build you the girl of your dreams!" In which, Adrien orders a ladybug love doll but sends in a photo of someone else with black hair. But after he decides he might as well use it anyway, he realizes he can no longer look Marinette in the face without imagining her without her clothes anymore. Rated M for a fucking reason.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 9/10/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler]
Line by NerwenT reviews
Jan Di has married Jun Pyo but she lives in an unhappy marriage. Ji Hoo has remained a good friend over the years and receives her on an afternoon when she wants to vent her problems with the help of a bottle of alcohol. He makes a promise...She will make him fulfill it. Some OOC, but take into account they are adults now!. ONE-SHOT
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Ji Hoo, Jan Di] - Complete
Point of No Return by JWAB reviews
The long, frustrating road from partners to lovers.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Abigail M., Ichabod C. - Complete
This Is War by Naomii386 reviews
"And here he came again with his egoistic but at the same time simply entertaining attitude. I couldn't help but admire it. " Yet another part of my mini one-shot Minho/OC (Reader's perspective) series. Despite the title it's too, like the others, somewhat happy-lovey-dovey, somewhat humorous and also meaningless. SMUT. Two-shot because I'm too laze to wait. R&R, sweeties!
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Minho, OC] Newt, Chuck - Complete
The Pricking of His Thumbs by dog.spartacus reviews
Tag for 2x5, "The Weeping Lady." Crane's memory and imagination get the better of him. (Stirrings of Ichabbie)
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Ichabod C., Abigail M. - Complete
While Searching For Hunny by KardnassaK reviews
Mori and Haruhi search for Hunny in the humid jungles of the Ootori water park. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Passions by kiera-sama reviews
Haruhi is unsatisfied with her marriage. What can she do to change it?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Expectation by LittLetriXta reviews
"I want a child." Haruhi wasn't sure if she had meant it as a joke when she first said it, but it came out sounding serious just the same.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Mistletoe Run by Alamo Girl reviews
The CBI becomes a minefield of mistletoe. Lisbon never had a chance, really.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Top Three by shabbytiger reviews
Nikita and Michael one shot. Sometimes, the friction between them is just what's needed.
Nikita - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Nikita, Michael - Complete
Simmer by Alamo Girl reviews
When Patrick Jane actually beats her to a crime scene, Lisbon knows this isn't going to be pretty. Post-ep to "Red Hot."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Sleep For the Weary by Indee reviews
While at Misuzu's pension, Haruhi discovers how truly terrifying a sleepy Mori-senpai can be. Light Haruhi/Mori fluff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Not At All by A. Windsor reviews
Ten years after “You’re Welcome”, Angel’s new unlife with Buffy in Scotland is quite unexpectedly interrupted. AC. Now complete.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Cordelia C., Angel - Complete
Quarantined by Willow Fireheart reviews
Cordelia and Angel are forced into quarantine after an encounter with a rare demon. Cordy and Angel in close quarters. What can go wrong?
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Angel, Cordelia C. - Complete
Lucky Number by sakura seraphim reviews
A dance, a competition and one lucky ticket that will win some lucky girl or guy a kiss from Haruhi Fujioka.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Bedtime by tatterdemalion reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Kendo and Ootoro by sakuraichigo reviews
The wild and the natural. When things that were unsaid come to light. Mori & Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Dark Horse reviews
Something has been prowling Ouran Academy's hallways, and it has set its sights on the club princess. Now, it's a race to protect Haruhi at all costs, but will such a practical woman even let them? Host Club antics plus supernatural drama equals a typical day in the Host Club. Primarily HaruhixMori, but also HaruhixHost Club. COMPLETE
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,946 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 1/25/2007 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Resonance reviews
Fate offers Ichabod a chance to return to the 18th Century, and he must make the impossible choice between his wife and his Witness. His decision will reverberate throughout the threads of history.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Ichabod C., Abigail M.
Dead Man's Hand reviews
Spies, gambling, jealousy, romance, and daring escapes-all in fabulous Monte Carlo! Stand-alone mission with Nikita, Michael and Birkhoff set in 2005.
Nikita - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,749 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Nikita, Michael
Lies, More Lies, and Assassins reviews
Nikita returns to a place from years ago where a mission went wrong in the right kind of ways. Now she's back to hit Percy where it hurts and resolve the Pandora's box opened here six years before. But Michael will never make anything easy for her.
Nikita - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,896 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Nikita, Michael - Complete
As You Wish reviews
Oneshot. Whether her dad had planned this mischief or not, Haruhi is forced to recognize some striking parallels a certain host has to "The Princess Bride." MorixHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2008 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
The Woman in the Riverbed reviews
There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble. Temperance Brennan is about to cross it. Pre Soldier on the Grave. COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,804 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/29/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Haruhi's Repose reviews
[Oneshot] Haruhi needs a break from hideandseek, and she finds it in an unlikely place. MoriHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/12/2007 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Vacation Days reviews
When Jim readies to take a vacation, rumors fly about with whom he is going. Meanwhile, Michael institutes a new bathroom policy that puts him at the top of a power pyramid. [Complete]
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Employee of the Month reviews
Jim receives the title of Employee of the Month, much to Dwight’s chagrin, and Michael attempts to destress with a trip to the spa. [Complete]
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
The Wedding reviews
Toby's getting remarried, and the impending wedding has ramifications for the whole office. General wackiness ensues. First in a series of episodes of my own creation. This episode is [complete].
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
On the Cusp reviews
Pam has a secret herself. Set during The Secret.
Office - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete