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Joined 01-08-06, id: 966609
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Hannah

Age: 18, college student in Vermont

From: New Jersey

House: Gryffindor

Likes: Art, writing, books, b-movies, history fantasy, Neil Gaiman, Harry Potter, fan art, David Sedaris, libraries, the smell of dust, the boyfriend, writing, animals (especially cats), long car rides, punk rock, Burt's Bee's Wax lipbalm, Strand books store, Carvel's ice cream, M&Ms, piercings, tattoos, Mac computers, Italy, the UK, X-Men, New Jersey, Frida Kahlo, Dada, Expressionism, Landmark college, kitties, puppies, Vincent Van Gogh

Dislikes: Most slash, conservative republicans, my roommate, math, Microsoft, bubblegum pop, Family Guy, Tonks haters, when people write Marauder fic without Peter or with Peter as some nonentity, Orlando Bloom, Bush and his administration, homophobs

Books: Harry Potter, American Gods, Anansi Boys, Good Omens, Sandman Comics, As I Lay Dying, The Sound and The Fury, His Dark Materials, Othello, Macbeth, Fight Club, The Shadow of The Wind, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Childhood's End, The Shining, X-Men comics, Fragile Things, Smoke and Mirrors, Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet, The Glass Menagerie, A Street Car Named Desire, The Ox Herding Drawings, Suddenly Last Summer

Music: NOFX, Dead Kennedys, The Beatles, Pixies, Flogging Molly, Nirvana, Dropkick Murpheys, Rancid, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, REM, Talking Heads, Matchbox 20, The Who, The Ramones, Reel Big Fish, Bruce Springsteen, Gogol Bordello, Weird Al, Anti-Flag, Beck, Bob Dylan, Arrogant Worms, The Doors, Dar Williams

Movies: Mirrormask, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Se7en, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Cartoon All Stars To The Rescue (want to laugh? Go to Google video and type in Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue, it's a video about staying drug free brought to you by the Bushes (the first) and every cartoon character from the early '90's), Friday the 13th, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (the other two sucked), The Lord of The Rings, Romeo + Juliet, Forrest Gump

Fav HP Characters: Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Lily Evans, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Regulus Black, Bill Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood

Least fav HP characters: Lucius Malfoy, Umbridge, Slughorn, that's about it.

Ships: Tonks/Lupin, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Lily/Snape, James/Lily, Sirius/Lily (fandom only), Neville/Luna

Ships I wish I could just sink: Remus/Sirius, Harry/Hermione, Ginny/Voldemort, Remus/Snape, Draco/Lucius, Snape/Lucius, Ginny/Draco, Luna/Ron

If you read nothing else, read these full summaries/explanations:

Remus Lupin Is Not A Girl: I hate the ship! I hate it hateithateithateit!! It's cute, in fandom, but people trash Tonks waaaaay too much. That said I had a lot of fun writing it. It was written for a friend although I've forgotten the occasion.

Missing Scene: ooh! No. Don't read this. I would take it down if I could figure out how.

September 1, 1971: Written waaay before book seven. This is MWPP's first day different parts told through different perspectives.

The Child and Most Noble House of Black: Sirius's escape from home, each is told from a different first person view, the OC has a Sue like name and eyes but isn't actually one. I've edited her a bit for my later stuff. Style inspired by William Faulkner

Friends: I never finished it, I could never get inspired. I wrote this ages ago.

Fred/George W. and the Wonder of Fan Fiction: my attempt at being funny. I think I did pretty well even if I cheated a bit.

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MEMOIRS OF A PIXIE by Dr.Fawkes reviews
Behold... The world of Hogwarts through the yellow eyes of a Cornish pixie, who takes up the onerous task of matchmaking... Matchmaking for his beloved mistress, Lily Evans. Much madness ensues [and James Potter may die a thousand painful deaths].
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,081 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Day in the Life of Luna Lovegood by xmusecliox reviews
Just a little oneshot...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Ready to Return Ep1: For He Hides Among Them by WorthingtonIII reviews
The first of three long fics that will tell the stories of Oloki Indo and Nath Kenobi. EDIT: It never happened, but IMO this first chapter is pretty good.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2006
Last Chance for Love by Intel Master reviews
It's Snape's final year at Hogwarts, and he knows this is his last chance to tell Lily Evans his feelings for her. Oneshot Valentine's day fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What The Cookie Told Her To Do by Girl Who Writes reviews
Nymphadora Tonks was a girl with a mission. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Charlie W., N. Tonks - Complete
Her Everything by KlassyMarie reviews
Veela blood made you beautiful. It didn't make you stupid. Fleur's thoughts on the events of Book 6. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
And Then They Ate Ron by fred the gnome reviews
Randomness is fun. Harry and Ron get attacked by a number of inanimate or insentient objects. Oh, and Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2005
The Seven Deadly Sues by Sueicide reviews
A delightful parody for those of you sporkers around the world, iori How NOT To Write A Mary Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
Lost by Fellowshipper reviews
GenX. Again. When three members of the team get lost in the woods, Angelo gets attacked, Paige eats the sparkle berries, and Jono becomes the boy scout of the century. Will they survive?
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2001
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Remus Lupin was not a Girl reviews
Sirius has a problem, he's lusting after his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
September 1, 1971 reviews
The Marauder's first day at Hogwarts and the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Remus L., James P.
Child of The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black reviews
Sirius Black was born into a family of tradition and aristocracy, hatred and silver. But he was different. Sirius ran way from home when he was fifteen years old. Find out why. SBxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,082 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Sirius B.
Friends reviews
Lily Evans knows there's something wrong with Remus. But one thing stands between her and the answer: James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
FredGeorge W and The Wonders of Fan Fiction reviews
It gets very boring inside JKR's subconcious so when the Weasley twins find Tonks on a fanfiction website they have to try it for themselves. Here is their adventure in fan fiction. Written out of bordom and far too much time on my hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2006 - George W. - Complete