Donuthole
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Joined 01-08-06, id: 966776, Profile Updated: 01-31-17
Author has written 3 stories for Mighty Ducks.

I'm Noni. I like coffee, yoga, and the smell of old books. I especially like making friends. What do you say?


My Current Works:

Growing Pains: completely revamped and Completed.

The Way We Roll: the sequel to Growing Pains. Completed.

The New Standard of Masculine Perfection: A little mini-sequel to The Way We Roll and Growing Pains. To be honest, this was a complete crack!fic that was pottering around in my head which I decided to write. It takes place after The Way We Roll and before a new story, Legacy. It's from the POV of one of my characters and is basically a plot device to get the wheels rolling for the next year's events. Work in progress.

Future Works:

Legacy: Senior year. Get excited.


AN: 01.23.2017

I'm still here, still writing, and sending lots of love to those who have stuck around all these years. You can find me on tumblr at yesdonuthole.

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Draco's Bad Day by Maloreiy reviews
Draco is having a bad day. In fact, every day is a bad day because he's been trying (unsuccessfully) to convince himself he's not in love with Hermione Granger, who is engaged to Ron (the prat) Weasley. Except that all of a sudden she's not. And Draco's about to have more good and bad days than he had ever expected. WIP. Cover Art by Freya Ishtar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,384 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/31/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
The Wrong Strain by Colubrina reviews
Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,610 - Reviews: 11447 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 1/4 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Inspection on Elfish Labour Conditions by Boo-82 reviews
When seven years ago Hermione and Draco were among the few former students to accept McGonagall's invitation to return to Hogwarts a hesitant bond was formed between former enemies over a chance collaboration in Potions class. Now, Hermione is drawn back to Malfoy Manor to face her nightmares, seeking the understanding of him who'd once asked her to teach him the Patronus spell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,786 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 241,300 - Reviews: 3394 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Alkahest by Shadukiam reviews
The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 369,040 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 3,556 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Needing Is One Thing - Getting? Getting's Another by Shadukiam reviews
A series of snapshots into the lives of our favorite characters in their mid-twenties as they navigate the tricky waters of romance, friendship, and what it means to love. A tumblr-story written from the prompts of anonymous tumblr users and presented achronologically; see chapter one for a more thorough explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,891 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W.
Felix the Niffler by Kerichi reviews
Long before he acquired a Malfoy and a name, Felix was an odd Niffler.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] Lucius M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sunshine and Tomatoes by Colubrina reviews
Theodore Nott had every intention of ignoring the Marriage Law - the very idea the government could force him to get married was absurd - until Luna Lovegood smiled at him in the dingy office, tomatoes in her hair. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/22/2015 - [Theodore N., Luna L.] - Complete
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 414,181 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 3,784 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Calling Doctor Prongs by GhostOfBambi reviews
James and Sirius decide that they're qualified to give advice to their fellow students concerning matters of the heart. Set in the Haggis from Algernon universe. A present for cgner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/8/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Fine Institution by Colubrina reviews
When the marriage law fic trope came beating at my brain, what could I do but give in to its brutal demands. Marriage law: now with curry, candy and artificial insemination. As Hermione said, it could have been worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 168 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Out of Mind by galfoy reviews
By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11016 - Favs: 9,799 - Follows: 8,690 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blood Bound by Vashka reviews
Draco needs a bride. Hermione needs a new start. A new Ministry mandate solves both of their problems. So why are they so unhappy? D/Hr EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,457 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,968 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7324 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Of Kings and Queens by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,215 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Each to Each by icy roses reviews
Percy's absence is felt by the people he leaves behind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Complete
Amazing Grace by RZZMG reviews
Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,000 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14391 - Favs: 16,079 - Follows: 8,522 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delta of Mercury by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
Emmett contemplates Rosalie's silence, practical dreams and airplane peanuts. A short story with the Tropic kids for the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
A Tree by Jewels5 reviews
No one questioned that James Potter should receive a Hogwarts letter....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 5,028 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tin Angel by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Tierfal reviews
All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breathe by Argosy reviews
The war is over and everyone wants something from Hermione. But that's nothing new. She can handle it. Really. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ends of the Earth by SilverStar24 reviews
Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,214 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The M of M theory by ahlade reviews
Hermione and Draco sitting in a tree. Well, not quite that, but they do attend a ball. In New York. And then get caught doing naughty things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 274 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Misguided Sympathy by Vashka reviews
An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 217 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 6,816 - Follows: 504 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Growing Pains reviews
Growing pains: emotional difficulties experienced during adolescence. Otherwise known as Hell. REPOST COMPLETE.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,471 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
The New Standard of Masculine Perfection reviews
Woke up on Banks’ lawn. Odd. Can’t remember last night. Not surprised. Charlie and Guy next to me. Creepy. Realized I’m naked. Indignant. Realized they’re naked. Disgusted. Sat up to see entire Banks family staring at us. Yikes.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,543 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007
The Way We Roll reviews
Adam just wanted to go through one school year in relative peace and quiet. Too bad Charlie had other ideas. Sequel to Growing Pains
Mighty Ducks - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 152,517 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete