HarvestMoonRacoon
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Author has written 50 stories for Harvest Moon, Naruto, and D N Angel.

THIS JUST IN: UPDATES IN MEH LIFE

1/2/08: Yay, a revamp! After a long absence, I'm finally back- with new stories! Has it BEEN long enough? Hope they're not too much of a disappointment. I wonder how large my fanbase still is?

... I'm sorry, everybody.

I'm accepting Private Messages, now. Does that count for anything?

I'm a ninja. You can't see me, OR my profile. Oh ho ho!

Hello, my name is HMR, and I'm addicted to Cosplay.

Theme Song: There's a Good Reason..., Panic! At The Disco

Fandoms: Naruto, Death Note (hopefully) Heroes, and some original fiction. (My own novel, yay!)

OTPs: Naruto, Lee/Saku; Death Note, L/Misa; Heroes, Hiro/AnythingFemaleThatMoves. Also flips for Gai/Kurenai, Lee/Female!Gaara, Lee/OC, and Sandcest.

Genres: Angst, Horror, and Downright Weird Humor.

Authoring Idol: Stephen King. Can you hear the monkey clapping?...

Best Reviewers In The World: EnduranceInTribulation, bowserjr, MayanGirl6, Ameko-Shadowsong, Kiyari Makrono, naash, many more I've forgotten. You guys are the greatest.

Gai-sensei should be paired well, and often; Anko, Shizune, Kurenai- just make sure gets his lovins.

I hate yaoi and yuri. Violently.

Has Justin Timberlake never caught on that he could just bore a hole in himself and let all the sap out?

I'm a Christian, but in case you haven't noticed, my stories are not your Sunday-School fare, what with their healthy amount of swear words and at least one mention of there not being anybody 'up there' watching out for them. Writing about different theologies and recreating human emotion at it's most extreme is all a part of becoming a good writer, but feel free to revise your theories about us all being a bunch of pious zealots who cram Bibles down people's throats and are waiting around for a sip of Jim Jones' 'Magic Kool-Aid', or whatever.

I eat Mary Sues for breakfast; They're so fake and hollow that they contain no calories.

It's fantastic having fans, and even though I'm an anti-social, self-absorbed little wackmobile, I want you all to know that I really appreciate all the love I get here on FF.net. You guys rock beyond all reason.


Dearly beloved, are you lis-teen-iiinngg? I can't remember a word that you were sayiinng...

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Am I demented, or am I di-stuurbedd?

Thisspacethat'sin-betweeninsaneandinsecure...

COPYRIGHT INFORMATION FOR THE "30 WAYS" SERIES:

Everyone likes this series, we've got 500 reviews (OMGYAY!!) for it, and it's being neglected by it's author. Anyway, I get about a thousand PMs a day, all reading virtually the same thing: "Can I use so-and-so Way Of Annoying for my fanfiction/fanart/twisted pleasure/to make my boyfriend leave me?", and frankly, I'm too busy to respond to them all. This section is here to tell you all: Knock yourselves out.

Just knowing that my work is good enough to plagerize is enough to swell my pride like a bad case of anaphylaxis, but I appreciate it when people ask. So here's my official permission, on the grounds that you credit me for the original idea somewhere. I really appreciate that you checked my profile first before taking the idea. If you did, you're a cool person. -thumbs up-

And I love reading the byproducts of my creation! If you want me to review your "30 Ways", just send me a PM with the link. I'm notorious for leaving ego-boosting reviews!

Also, the first "30 Ways" story used a couple of ideas from a chain letter I got, and several months ago, I was contacted by the (irate) creator of the letter. I've forgotten her name since, and she didn't press charges, but I thought it was important to acknowledge this. Props to you, person.


And withOUT you,

is HOW I DISAPPEAR-


You Meet The Weirdest People At Anime Conventions...

"GASP, you like Inuyasha! You are LAME! We shall have to perform an anime exorcism on you! THE POWER OF NARUTO COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF NARUTO COMPELS YOU!!"

"SALMON!"

"I know- Let's sit on the Cuban guy!"

"Well, I was cosplaying Orochimaru, but the face cream gave me a rash, so now I'm Orochimaru In Anaphylactic Shock."

"So easy, a Narutard could use it!"

"You're the meanest Monkey D. Ruffy I've ever met! Go jump in a septic tank!!"

"HARASS THE ITACHI! HURRAH, HURRAH!"

"We found a pair of one-legged panties on the floor, and we're Questing to return them to Jiriaya. Have you seen one?"

"LOOKIT, THIS MARSHMALLOW GUN WILL SHOOT TO THE TOP OF THE DEALER'S ROOM!!"

"This is Lord Ne-Ne, the piggy king of all anime. Hug him, and his glorious necktie named Mr. Bubbles."


At my second con a few months ago, I became pals with a Rock Lee cross-player. As we were cruising the dealer's room, the conversation of fanfiction came up, and she started talking about a really good one she'd read- about a girl named Rian and her 'imaginary friend', a cat by the name of 'Neko-Chan'. She went on about the story for five more minutes, and I couldn't speak until about than. She had read 'Neko-Chan'... This girl I'd never met before, from a completely different walk of life, had read my story, and was now talking about how much she loved it. I was so happy, I cried, right there among cosplayers and nerdy kids like me, the most glorious place I've ever been.

That was one of the coolest experiences of my life, bar none. She didn't know I'd written it, who I was, or that I even wrote- She just loved the fic. She called it 'the best one ever' and 'had I read the sequel, "On The Way Down"?', and when I told her I'd written it, she glomped the life out of me. It thrills me just to think of it, now. I lost contact with her a while after that convention, but those things she said, and all the nice things you say when you just hit that purple button- They stay with me forever, and shape me into the writer I'll one day become. I've met some wonderful people, some true friends, and even some soul sisters on this site, and if you've ever even left a one-word review on one of my stories, I want you to know- It's meant the world to this one hopeful kid here.

Thank you, every last one of you. Thank you so much.

- HMR-Chan


... It seems kind of weird to mention this, but it just occured to me that ever since I created my original profile here for the very first time, I've had the words, "I'll be off then, now. Be sure to read my ficcys! -disappears in cloud of smoke-" at the bottom of this page. I was about to delete it as I revamped this, but... Ah, for ol' times sakes, I'll let it live. Reminds me of the good times way back when...

" I'll be off then, now. Be sure to read my ficcys! -disappears in cloud of smoke- "

Owari.

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In a Word: Naruto by Fairady reviews
Series of unrelated drabbles for Naruto. Warnings given per drabble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 20,998 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/18/2005
My Inspiration Rewrite by SevenLevels reviews
In a flash of lightning, all of Hitomi Kaijima's hopes and dreams of becoming a great shinobi vanished. All but alone in a world she will never see again, the one thing she doesn't count on finding is a kindred spirit. LeexOC CHAPTER 11 UP
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,348 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Lee R.
Teddy Bears by D.C.1 reviews
Life is hard for a chunin like Iruka. Grading tests, not killing students and sending ninja out on missions to their deaths. It's even harder when he has to take care of a jounin turned three year old chibi. Sequel to Plastic Ponies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,248 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Power of Youth by Lady C Andrews reviews
New chapter coming soon!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,173 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H.
Going Commando: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Gai M., Lee R.
Under the Moon, the Cherry Blossom Sways by Lady C Andrews reviews
UPDATED! Under the Moonlight, a lot can happen. Lee and Sakura. Many different oneshots and drabbles strung together to create harmony, love, and peace. Chapter 5: Candy Kisses.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H.
Itachi Must Die! by Ouha-chan reviews
SasuSaku. A series of short stories involving swift, nonsensical demises for Uchiha Itachi under completely ridiculous and even retarded circumstances. The Holiday Specials conclude! Omake 24 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,882 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
And In The Years Past by Just Akiko reviews
The candles smoked and L looked away before he could make a wish.Drabble for L's BIRTHDAY! Happy Halloween and Happy L day everyone!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2007 - L, Watari - Complete
Naruto's Who's Line is it Anyway by Peepmeow reviews
It's bad enough that their 'mission' is to be on Who's Line, but can the Rookie 9 and Team Gai survive a hyper mistress as well?[NO PAIRINGS][Rating for future language]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006
Tobi Torture by Fullmidget Alchemist reviews
Fun times all around when the Akatsuki find new and exciting ways to torture everyone's favourite ninja Tobi! The end is nigh! Tobi's in Akatsuki now, Itachi's blind, Deidara's fanboying over Ishida from Bleach, and Kakuzu has...problems. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Only You That Will Get To Me by deathrosekitty reviews
Sasuke and Itachi. Bitter hatred and betrayal. Unemotional and uncaring attitude. A Collection of poems surrounding the two brothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Legacy by darkhelmetj reviews
He knew something was wrong the moment his charge stepped into the room, face pale, composure shaken. For as experienced as he was in perseverance, Watari could not help then but fear the imminent arrival of the future. Anime fic. Ep 25 spoilers. One shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2007 - L, Watari - Complete
New Beginnings by Aengus reviews
Now up for adoption, PM with your request.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,993 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
This Ain't the Golden Years by Lady Jaye1 reviews
53 years later and Wally's still managing to make a general nuisance of himself. Final Chapter. Will continue in a sequel.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,710 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
The Junkyard by TakeHeart reviews
Like the title says. Just a place to store some drabbles, ficlets, and such, because they were mostly too short or too vague to fit anywhere else. Look around. You might find something worth reading. Contains different kinds of pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
A Dog Named Akamaru by OnBrokenWings reviews
[AU] After being an orphan for so long, Kiba wants to hold onto the only family he has left. This 'family' however, consists only of an alcoholic, abusive father. Yet, Kiba still refuses to let go. Warning: Implied rape, abuse and suicidal tendancies
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Precious Moment by Demonrazor reviews
“Huh? Kimimaro? What do you need?” asked Tayuya confused.KimiTayu ShizuKabu Maybe more pairings later on. Chapter 7. Read the authors note. Not that serious though. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Tayuya, Kimimaro - Complete
Imaginary Friend by blackXheart reviews
AU: What if Sakura's imaginary friend, wasn't so imaginary? GaaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
Colonel Mustang’s Observations of a Shrimp by and yet i walk upon it reviews
Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Snapshots by Forest Ink reviews
Words and memories kept as the reminders of our past, present and future:a collection of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Sweet tooth by Polaris18 reviews
Satoshi has a lollipop! Daisuke watches as he eats it. What does he want more, the candy or Satoshi? Chapter 2 updated!
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H.
The Netherfield Ball by gweaz reviews
A comical introduction to our favorite characters at Bingley's ball. All in the style of a Chaucer prologue. Totally random, but if you know Chaucer you might enjoy it.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006
Uzumaki Sasuke by D1G1T4L darkness reviews
Sasuke's life is taken away from him, as is Naruto's. Sasuke wakes up one day living someone else's life. His name is now... Uzumaki Sasuke? Sasuke can finally feel some of the pain that Naruto has been carrying all these years compared to his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,988 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara's New Friends by The Cashew Nuts reviews
Those 'How To' books sure can be dangerous in the wrong hands. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Gaara
Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth! by Lady Jaye1 reviews
A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Neji H., Lee R.
A Guide to Dealing With Perfection by Rhianwen reviews
It is an old tale, oft told. New girl takes over old farm. Townspeople take notice. Crops are planted. Cows are milked. Chickens are picked up. Chickens are put over there. Hearts are won. Minds are lost. MFoMT fic
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Team Lee by drunken squirrel ninja reviews
Rock Lee finally gets to have his own genin team to teach in the ways of youthfulness! Feel pity for those poor souls.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Lee R.
Sacrifice: Wilted Blossom of Spring by Crystal Renee reviews
During a mission, Sakura scarifices her morals and innocence to protect her team. She begins changing slowly, worrying her team, especially Sasuke. Can he figure out what happened before she loses herself? SasuSaku, some NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,702 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Facade by naash reviews
Tenten always had a mask on. But, slowly it is breaking apart. Tenten centered. Reviews please. Finished. Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,016 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by kikofreako reviews
Kiba couldn’t exactly pinpoint when the team had began to fall apart, or if it had ever really been whole in the first place... [onesided shinohinata] [songfic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
FORGET ME NOT by Kya-16 reviews
He can have my body. But he can never have my mind. SakuraGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Shizune's Dream Romance by evilsockofghana reviews
Oneshot written for HarvestMoonRacoon, for the exchange I offered. GaiShizune goodness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Gai M., Shizune - Complete
Darcy vs Wickham by percyismine reviews
Darcy finds his sister and Wickham at the seashore. But what happens when he isn't content with throwing Wickham out? What happens when he challenges Wickham to... a duel? COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Just Like You Always WANTED by Zoe A. W reviews
Sakura is marking, and healing across the battlefield. Death was all around her. She'd seen it before, but never in these perspectives. Rated for a lot of death. Leesaku oneshot...[part one in the wanted series] Part two up, part three almost ready for be
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
The Oddest Birthday by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, and boy does Hinata have a surprise for him. Just an odd fic I made in my spare time. Hinata is ooc, but it's on purpose. One sided naruXhina Chapter 17 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,929 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The GREEN Beast of Konoha by Lady C Andrews reviews
Lee decides to dye his hair! The results are hilarious. Or not so. I don't think it's funny, but lets say you, what do YOU think? Review, please! No longer a oneshot! Last chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
We Danced by Lady C Andrews reviews
LeeSakura Based off the song We Danced by Brad Paisley. Really short, sweet, and to the point. Possibly AU, too. Lee and Sakura shares a moment's peace in each other's arms. Makes ya go 'aww' every now and than.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
30 Ways To Irritate Aburame Shino by kikofreako reviews
Kikofreako assumes no responsibility and advises against trying any of this at home. Or anywhere else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Harmless by hmmingbird reviews
She knows he can no longer pretend he doesn't want her. Royai Drabble
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Family Resemblance by kikofreako reviews
Kankuro's much more like his father than he thinks. Sand Sib familyfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Answer Machines by noodle-kun and small and chibi like reviews
Randomness of answer machines from everyone, Chapter 15: Broom man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Untied by Inomuiro reviews
Years have passed and people change, but sometimes it takes something sad and shocking to happen, to acknowledge one's real feelings. SakuLee, Oneshot. Warnings: slight angst and Sasukebashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Crayon Hearts by kikofreako reviews
Feelings? What use are feelings to a shinobi of Suna? The Sand Siblings aren't really sure how to answer that. FamilyFic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Bottom Trouble by The Violent Tomboy reviews
A crazy missingnin performs the horrid Butt Sticking no Jutsu on Naruto and Sasuke! How will the two survive with their asses stuck together for 24 hours?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rock Lee's Dating Service! by Natsyourlord reviews
Rock Lee secretly gives dating advice to the male shinobi in Konoha! Ends unexpectedly, All of Lee's advice is weird. A tiny bit of fluff, I guess. REVIEWS WELCOME! Sorry... on hiatus right now, people...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Lee R.
The Golden Oreo by Lady Jaye1 reviews
One shot. The best traditions start by accident.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Condemned Love by naash reviews
A tragic poem about nejiten. Please review. Warning: suicide. Dedicated to all my facade readers and naruto fans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Laws of the Fanfic Universe by serialhugger reviews
A continuation of From the Floppy Called Subversive. Another spoof of Mary Sue's and other fandom quirks [OOCness, AUishness, incorrect spelling of names, etc. Written to overocme writers block].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,366 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Iruka the Amazing Chuunin by Hyper Guyver reviews
The only time Iruka ever stopped at a bar after a stressful day of teaching and inadvertantly finds himself in a bizarre relationship with Konoha's resident snake ninja Anko. IrukaxAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M.
Unbreakable Vow by blittzz reviews
War can destroy lives, but can it destroy love? OCXhina could be NaruHina, KibaHina, SasuHina etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Grief by KarieLuisaSaja reviews
Popuri's family has died, and a sole belief may kill Popuri. Oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Knights in masks and spandex by Jeebus dirtface reviews
Even Anko has her knights in shining armour, of sorts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Anko M. - Complete
Little Gai by Sankou-chan reviews
Have you ever noticed how much Lee is like Gai? During a training session, Ten Ten notices. Oneshot. Crackfic! DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Love Sacrifices and Dinner Preparations by Sakiku reviews
... or: Why Sasuke Rightfully Fears Fangirls. Mr. and Mrs. Haruno are having a little talk about their daughter's infatuation with a certain Uchiha heir...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's Line is it Anyway: The Naruto Way by RioDios reviews
*being re-written*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
When bunnies talk by Lady Cell reviews
Gaara tries to relax on a hot summer day, but problems ocur. WARNING: Rated for bunnyslaughter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Odds and Ends by Insane But Happy reviews
A collection of oneshots, some fluffy, some not. Pairings may vary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006
Kabuto's Little Quest Thing by Call me Kira reviews
Orochimaru died but before that, he gave Kabuto a death wish that he must fulfill for Orochimaru AND him. Kabutox? Vote a girl please.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Kabuto Y.
Hinata Angel by Lucky Tiger reviews
Hinata's past. Set to the song Concrete Angel. Kinda sad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
You Like To What? by mille feuille marzipan reviews
Songfic [oneshot] Rock Lee has something to say. What is it? Please review, even if it sucks. I tweaked it a bit. It's sorta funnier now
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Sorrow and Joy by Kitsune no Yuuki reviews
Sasuke has moments of joy as well as sorrow. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
Confessional Booth by Nevana Eshe reviews
The deepest defeat suffered by human beings is constituted by the difference between what one was capable of becoming, and what one has, in fact, become.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fair Game by therealesther reviews
He's sitting in a restaurant, not eating. Why? LeeSaku slight KakaSaku. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Aftermath by Blue Jeans reviews
[Manga based. Character study. Pyschological.] Gaara doesn't understand how to be just human. [SPOILERS up to Manga 280]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The M&M Conspiracy by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Humor. One shot. Question and Green Arrow ponder a mystery of curious proportions.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
I wish by Wake Me Up When The World Ends reviews
a gaara poem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Possession by Hepzheba reviews
Sequel to Silence Gaara's grown tired of just watch in silence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Dead Air by 907923 reviews
people deal with death differently, and hyuuga neji is no exception.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Keeping Score by MeeLee reviews
[Drabble] Umino Iruka only ever made twenty–three kills throughout his ninja career. [Yaoi, KakaIru.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Vegetable Tortures by windborne reviews
Temari has devised a plan to make Gaara eat cauliflower! Gaara, put that sand back under wraps NOW. You're not supposed to kill your sister.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Bloody little doll by Catsmeowh44 reviews
Warning! contains twisted violence and Character death!Silly little doll all tied up in my shed, bloody little doll dont you wish that you were dead. Gaara, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Gaara - Complete
One To Nothing by Snitwick reviews
Is Sasuke really as cold as he likes everyone to believe? Is Gai willing to let him stay that way? Will Sasuke save the village from certain disaster? How does a ping pong game play into all this? And whose tutu is that anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Gai M., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icha Icha Come Back! by Backlite reviews
There is a new volume of Icha Icha Paradisu out and Kakashi will do anything to get his hands on it, but the circumstances are against him. Will he get his precious book? Rated for language, if there isn't some in there now, there will be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Kakashi H.
Hope by stakeh reviews
Gaara orientated. AU. Abuse makes a child quiet. Oneshot. Prt 1 of 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Whose Line Is It, Anyway?: NRT Style by The Violent Tomboy reviews
It's your favorite Naruto characters in the classic show where the points don't matter! What insanity will insue watching them act out skits from the top of their heads? Rated for potty mouths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
Doppelganger by Lady Kementari reviews
Kakashi is his own victim....ANGST! rated for bloodreposted with some minor edits
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
His First Phrase by Sanditon reviews
How did Mr Darcy’s upbringing affect the way he treated Lizzie, in one of the most famous love stories of all time? What was he really like as a child?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Wrong by Queen Datsuh reviews
Tenten witnesses something shocking and Neji can't allow her to tell anyone about it. NOT Neji Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Dream's End by Hinaku reviews
Dreams can only take you so far. If Lee hadn't survived his surgery... Will contain two parts. Enclosed is part Gai. Needlessly angsty. There is probably implicit shounen ai. With me, there is always implicit shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Gai M., Lee R.
Rock Lee: Beautiful Beast into the sky and upward by Marcman reviews
Rock Lee has a dream... Can Kakashi and Gai make his dream come true, or will it all just come crashing down on the three of them?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Lee R. - Complete
soft insanity by mewling reviews
[drabble, ONE SHOT] Four cameos of Sasuke's life with Orochimaru. Kabuto's jealous, Orochimaru's creepy, and Sasuke's detatched.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Unexpected Houseguest by volta arovet reviews
No one really knows when Kid Wicked first moved into the Titans Tower, and the Titans are learning just how hard it is to kick a teleporter out.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Kyd Wykkyd - Complete
Plastic Ponies by D.C.1 reviews
It all began with a harmless joke on an unsuspecting chunin. Nothing bad was supposed to happen, really, and Kakashi was supposed to go scotfree. Instead, he got saddled with the finished problem: One supercute Iruka chibi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,673 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
April Showers by Forensic Photographer711 reviews
Oneshot P&P. Its a rainy day at Rosings Park, and a bored and flustered Mr. Darcy stumbles upon a napping Ms. Bennet who in turn makes him even more uncomfortable, features a paraniod Mr. Collins.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Why Can't I? by Dark-kunoichi reviews
[ONESHOT] Gaara is left alone. There is no one to save him this time. Inspired by Lost and Found. Warning: Death, abuse, and mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Addiction by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Humor. One shot. Bruce attempts to hide a secret. Easier said than done.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Sir Galahad saves the Day by quiksand reviews
The knights are hungry for holey bread once again, and set off to Albertson's. Only includes Sir Galahad, Sir Lancelot, and King Arthur. Review for Updates.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2005
The Quest for the Holey Bread by quiksand reviews
The knights are hungry for bread. This includes a bunch of stupid little songs, breads with little holes, etc. Please read and review.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2005
Haircut by ShaJen reviews
What happens when Lee and Tenten decide that Neji needs a new look? Oneshot, by Sha of ShaJen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
A Cold Day in Hell by ToCryCrimsonTears reviews
I got an idea at 6:20 in the morning asking myself what if Rock Lee had a cold? This would be the result of that random thought, and adventure following my favorite spandex clad ninja through his struggle against the common cold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005
Needs by Princess Ari reviews
OroKabu drabble. Orochimaru's injuries render him uncapapble of doing certain things, so he asks Kabuto to help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/4/2005
Cows by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Team Yellow Flash have a spot of bother on their latest mission.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Minato N., Torune - Complete
And He Never Drank Again by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Ah, the fun that can be had with alcohol and the authority to preform legal marriages. The Sannin's have a reunion they won't forget, at least, assuming they can remember it the next morning. I suppose this technically counts as yaoi...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Love Sucks by Eveilae reviews
[Let the ANGST eat you] Naruto characters drabble about their angst. [Gaara, Ino, Lee, Hinata, Naruto] Read just because they are each less than 130 words long.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Worth It by Mako Red Eyes reviews
Introspecitve piece on Gai and Lee NOT YAOI...Lee makes some changes in an attempt to win the attentions of Haruno Sakura. Short ficlitoneshot. Mild angstdrama. MRE's First Narutobased fic on ff dot net
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Metaphorical Gardening by cyanide dragon reviews
Oneshot Lee wants to find his flower of youth. Quite literally.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Sound of Silence by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
A memorial to those who died for the sake of Orochimaru's ambitions those who had no family or loved ones to mourn them. [reposted due to website eating my stories]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
I'm A MarySue, How Do You Do? by sarafu-chan reviews
Just when Tenten begins to like Neji more than a friend, Lee comes along and ruins it all by bringing a... Mary-Sue! WARNING: This can cause severe Mary Sue nightmares for weeks! One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Angels Don't Cry by ACM a.k.a. Annie May reviews
When Sakura accidentally discovers the relationship between Sasuke and Naruto, can Lee mend her broken heart? SakuLee SasuNaru one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
Triptych by Aurani reviews
Three snapshots in green wherein the impossible happens. An attempt at in-character Lee angst. [Warning: character death]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005
The Pasty White Man by Napkin-kun reviews
A poem about Gaara's experience with Michael Jackson. :0
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2005
Little Kimimaro Has An Adventure by rallamajoop reviews
Once upon a time in a small cave in Mist Country there lived a little ninja called Kimimaro. Ep. 126 filler based silliness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Kimimaro - Complete
THE DAY THE MARY SUE STRUCK by rikumi reviews
Rated for slight SasuNaru. Mary Sue bashing. ]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/16/2005
Like a Light by Chevira Lowe reviews
The life of a child should be simplicity incarnate, but the life of a ninja is anything but. (Kakashi-centric, pre-Gaiden, hints of child abuse)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2005
Misguidance of Fate by Pyrrhic Lotus reviews
[Lee-centric.] Written for LiveJournal fic challenge. "It wasn't supposed to have been like this." R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005
Lessons by volta arovet reviews
Kabuto knows that a ninja is built lesson by lesson, and although he uses what he's been taught, he'd like to think, under different circumstances....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
The Art of Misconception by Marilolo reviews
P&P: Netherfield. Jane is sick, Mr. Bingley is concerned, and Miss Bingley is green with envy. Where are our two heroes? AU encounter.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/27/2004
Silhouettes by Kirjava Deamon reviews
(Songfic to Silhouettes) Celia wouldn't and didn't want to end up like her parents. Why did she leave them? "Mama always said the sinners had to pay...(complete)
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
The House Guests by Moonsheen reviews
Lee's friends come to visit, and Sakura worries for her sanity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2003
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Untitled reviews
Murderers should be locked away Lee loses it, and Gai's the one who took it from him. NonSlash Lee and Gai angst. HOORAH, I'M BACK!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
My Deliverer reviews
Where was His Deliverer when he needed him? [Lee centric, dark angst] Fun warnings include angst, child abuse, OOC Green Beasts, character death, and bad writing. ... Why must I always torture poor Lee in this way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Happy Ending reviews
Between the world we see and the things we fear, there are gates. When they are opened, nightmares become reality. [Oneshot, Leecentric, No Pairings] Rated for death, angst, and gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Love Is Never Ending reviews
It took Rock Lee to bring Temari back to life. Or, at very least, remind her how to love. LeeTemari oneshot. Crack pairing and a whole lot of fluff. Songfic to Brad Paisley's 'Love Is Never Ending'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Temari, Lee R. - Complete
30 Ways To Agitate Chouji reviews
30 Ways To Insure Sure Death At The Hands Of Akimichi Chouji.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Chōji A.
30 Ways To ANnoy Shikamaru reviews
30 Ways to drive Shika insane.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
30 Ways To Make Inner Hinata Appear reviews
30 ways to drive Hyuuga Hinata crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
On The Way Down reviews
[Sequel to NekoChan] On the way down, Rian found Rock Lee, and it took something like true love to save her from herself. LeeOC, AnkoGai, NejiTen, a weird little ItachiOC in future chapters, and OCOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,874 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Lee R., Itachi U.
Comedy reviews
You're the world's greatest comedian, Shizune. I just don't get your jokes, or why they have to hurt my heart so. GaiShizune, cheating girlfriends, and mild KakashiShizune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Gai M., Shizune - Complete
When Did You? reviews
When did I ever become enough for you? GaiShizune... Mindless [MINDLESS!] fluff. Don't read this.. for the good of your own sanity, don't read this....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Gai M., Shizune - Complete
Male Bonding, In It's Weird Forms reviews
What goes on behind closed doors at Akatsuki.. should stay behind them. Jokingly implied ZetsuTobi, but no yaoi. LONG OVERDUE, I KNOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Crying Skies reviews
Gaara loved it when it would rain even though it never really washed anything away. Drabblish Gaara Angst.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Gaara - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Temari reviews
Yeah, I know. It's not as funny as it should be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Temari
30 Ways To Make Tenten Cram Kunai Down Your Throat reviews
Uhoh. Team Gai's PMSing kunoichi is out for HMR's throat... Slight LeeTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
30 Ways To Agitate Tsunade reviews
30 Ways Of Annoying guaranteed to make Tsunade want to murder you!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tsunade S., Shizune - Complete
Brothers reviews
Shikamaru's gonna have to go through her Big Brothas first! TayuShika, For Mayangirl6. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Tayuya - Complete
Anything For Love reviews
Sasuke would do anything for his reputation, wouldn't he? SasuTen, and a box of Tampax. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
It's The Way reviews
They both just never know when to give up on broken relationships. KakaSaku angst, with an abusive Sasuke. Don't kill me, KhaziaChan...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
White reviews
[Pink looked so beautiful against white. Just like her.] Some things haunt Rock Lee. Things like the color white.LeeSakura, vague character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
30 Ways To Make Naruto Excessively Pissed reviews
The kitsune child gets a taste of his own medicine, insomniac racoon style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Deidara reviews
The slightlyover due continuation of the exciting and thrill filled 30 Ways series!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Deidara - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Uchiha Itachi reviews
Guaranteed annoyances that will make even the most stoic of smexy Naruto characters want to kill you in many nasty ways, if he already doesn't want to.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Little Tiny Pieces reviews
Team Gai is broken in heart, mind, and body, and Tenten is dealing with the aftermath. Unfortunately, she's just as crazy as the rest of them. Oneshot. NejiTen, slight LeeTen, and if you're a pervert, GaiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
NekoChan reviews
Our imaginations have more power then we realize. LeeOC. Small mentions of LeexSakura, which abruptly end in Chapter 11.STORY COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,709 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Lee R. - Complete
Smile, My Dead and Empty Soul reviews
[Because everything's going dark and cold] Suicide poem. Small mention of christianity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Lies We Believe reviews
A drabblish Gai.. drabble. Yes, another Green Beast angst. Sue me.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Gai M. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Umino Iruka Mad reviews
A 30 Ways, Irukastyle! God, that was cheesy...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Iruka U., Deidara - Complete
30 Ways to Make Kiba Ratha Angry reviews
30 Ways to annoy the dog ninja! Title varies.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Kiba I., Hana I. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Orochimaru Bite You reviews
Yes, a 30 Ways on the Snake guy. Take pleasure.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
F'n Crazy reviews
Death is a cop out, and Rock Lee is just weak. He should never have been born. Just an angry kid on a rampage. Excessive swearing and rape implied. Seriously, don't read this. It's just anger management for me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lee R. - Complete
Eyes On Me reviews
It's a pretty little eye. KakashiCentric, drabblish. This is what happens when you get a 13 year old high on Pepsi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Field of Dreams reviews
Neji, Tenten, and a moment on time together. NejiTen oneshot. Fluff dusted with a bit of angst for flavor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Breathe reviews
[Gai's dead, not gone. Breathe. Don't forget to breathe.] Lee's POV.What happens when there's nothing left to breathe? Character death, general HMR angstyness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
1010 reviews
Neji was not in love. But Fate had a different plan.NejiTen pairing. Rated for fluffyness, obsessed Nejis and excessive use of the number 10. I'm going to hell for this one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
30 Ways to Drive Sakura Crazy reviews
Two 30 Ways stories in one day! Oh, yeah!How to drive our Sasukeobsessed multipairer up the walls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Satoshi and the Spanish Inquisition reviews
Satoshi is visited by everyone's favorite Pope obsessors. Read this one only if you have seen Monty Python's Flying Circus before. Utter OOCness, completely plotless, and Satoshi reading strategically placed dictionaries.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Satoshi H., Krad - Complete
30 Ways to Make Sasuke Punch You in the Teeth reviews
30 Ways to annoy our Stoic Sharingan user.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Hyuuga Neji Mad reviews
30 SureFire ways to annoy our Byakugan user extrordinare. Requested by Garden of Everything.I thouroughly enjoyed writing this one, and hope you'll enjoy reading it. :
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Neji H.
50 Ways to Piss Off Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto reviews
50 Ways to Piss off and frighten our favorite Sound Nin...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Kabuto Y., Tayuya - Complete
Hyuuga Hijinx reviews
That tape would be just FANTASTIC for black mail... No pairings.My mom thought it was hilarious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Constant reviews
To him, the sky was blue, the grass was green, and Celia was his. Profound, angsty onsided MarlinCelia. Even people who hate the pairing may like this story.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Reflections reviews
Rock Lee hates ramen. But he loves Sakura. And would sacrifice anything for her.Onesided LeeSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
There Is No Arizona reviews
She was safe in his arms against everything. AnkoIruka, implied rape, and no, Iruka does not. Songfic to Jamie O'Neal's There Ain't No Arizona.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
I reviews
I bid my blood to run. Lee's hidden masochist life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Lee R. - Complete
Burning reviews
Kabuto is burning. Like a broken tool, he is being dicarded by his master. Not for Kabuto fans.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Iruka's Really Bad Day reviews
Some days stink... Some days suck... and some are just plain STUPID!No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
My Little Horror reviews
Sasuke's story through a highly violent, depressed author who has not seen more then 3 episodes of Naruto none with Sasuke in them and felt like writing a bloody fic. Must be the evil chibi tiger inside me. :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2006
Silence Is Not Always Golden reviews
Even now, I marvel at her. Her serene face curled into a smile, slender fingers knitted together, feet skipping like a child. Marlin regrets his silence as he watches his beloved pass him by. Again.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Farmer Jack on the Millionare Show reviews
Just Farmer Jack.... AND REGIS PHILBIN! And twotiming farmers! And angry Karens! And Cliff with buckets of water! Gee, what fun. My second ever fanfiction. Just a silly thing I wrote one day...
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
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