March 5, 07

Hi guys. I'm sorry I haven't updated in a million years. Just a warning: Unless you are feeling ready for a headache, don't read Reunion. It will melt your brain with its horrible-ness.

I write only in the HP fandom. The problem I have with this is, it is so difficult to avoid using cliches that everything I write now sounds wrong. Yes, I'll finish Reunion, but only because I love my reviewers. Nothing personal, really - it's just the way I am.

I've started about twenty oneshots, but I'm fairly certain that only one or two of them will ever make it up here. I just can't deal with the self-plagiarism, in a way. So I'll be writing a lot less from here on in.

Shout out to my friends xX.Padfoot.Xx and fanficprincess101, as well as my non-FF-account-owning ones Sisi and Alanerd. I miss all of you muchly.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.