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Joined 01-09-06, id: 967096
Author has written 1 story for Yu-Gi-Oh.

Hmm, finally got round to writing this thing, having been on here over two years I think. So, no more time to waste, eh? Down to business!

A little about me: I'm small, loud, and generally rather daft. I've also been compared, when sober, to how other people are when drunk. Whether this is complimentary or not I'm not sure, but it is true I don't need alcohol in my blood to spout loads of random rubbish and tell all my friends I love them.
I love books too. Absolutely love them, and have done since I was even smaller than I am now. I will read virtually anything, short of a tabloid newspaper. Always loved writing too, but I seem to struggle finding inspiration; hence not having written anything for here yet. A few odds and ends of poetry and a short story has been my limit so far.
However, I finally got my act together and hopefully this ficlet will be the first of many. All constructive criticism is very welcome, and flames will provide hours of amusement to me if you feel so inclined. I'll update this profile soon with a bit more information about various things, but in the meantime, thanks for coming!

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Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
It's All Coming Out by Colourful-Mess reviews
The DTent boys are in the rec room when a minor earthquake causes the door to get blocked. Trapped inside, with only each other for company, they start talking. The secrets start pouring out. NO OCs just the DTent boys who we all know and love
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,007 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Deathwatch by Gandalf3213 reviews
A member of the group is attacked by a rattlesnake. Now each Dtent boy is living through their own nightmare as they wait through the night for the medicine to arrive.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007
Tables Turned by Bubble Wrapped Kitty reviews
Whatever happened to the enchantress? What if she was also forced to find love before her twenty-first year? Under a very similar curse she is forced to seek love in the first man she encounters, but you will never guess who the lucky man is...
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,634 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Cogsworth, Enchantress, Gaston - Complete
A Favoured Servant by LizzieBoleyn reviews
Anna Reynolds has served the Darcys for many years. A trusted employee sees and says far more than a stranger might expect. Pride and Prejudice, of course!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007
Smile by Pyjamas reviews
Ryou is a loner at school. He has few friends and despises everyone else. Bakura, an incredibly hot sixth former, soon takes a keen interest in him. [Ryou x Bakura]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,457 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Early Return by Hawk reviews
What if Motoko's training camp was unexpectedly cut short? What if she returned to the Hinata Sou at about the same time as Keitaro does in the first episode of the anime?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005
Tempocolypse by Captain Top Hat reviews
Manny leaves for a week to see his sick mother. And hires a temp to help Bernard around the shop...But Bernard is having none of it...Fifth and final chapter up.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
The Famous Five by Susanna Anna Hannah Potter reviews
A short summery of this series in a spoof play form. Hilarious, If I do say so myself.
Enid Blyton - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Queer by Ryuuza reviews
Sora thinks Matt is gay. Daisuke thinks Matt is gay. Koushirou believes, after an extended observation and a thorough analysis, there is a good probability that Matt is homosexual. Wait-doesn't Matt get a say in this? TAITO
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt
Limits of Friendship by Vialana reviews
Taichi/Yamato :: Taichi and Yamato have lousy luck when it comes to dating. Sora comes up with a plan to get both of them dating again but just how does she do it? And what exactly does it entail?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,929 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Yoghurt reviews
Bakura is hungry, but his attempt to make Ryou get him something to eat doesn't quite go as planned. RyouXBakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete