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Joined 01-09-06, id: 967175, Profile Updated: 08-16-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hello! Welcome to my little corner . . .

Updates:
Desperate Hopes
is on a permanent hiatus.

Faltering Flight to Freedom: A take on the eventful night Sirius' runsaway. MWPP. Will be a two- or three-shot, and it will be updated! Eventually.

Their Perfect Martyr: Twenty short drabbles about Lily. Oneshot.

I'm hoping to put up another short one-shot and then (finally!) update Freedom. We'll see how it goes.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!


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Beside You in Time by RosieB reviews
After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,772 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,624 - Follows: 12,136 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 5,286 - Follows: 7,283 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Brendan and the Beast by Kodora reviews
An epic re-imagining of a classic fairy tale. A castle of forgotten souls...a Beast trapped in bitter purgatory...and an unexpected romance borne of one pivotal rose. COMPLETE as of May 4th 2012
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,178 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/1/2001 - Complete
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Running for Home by SilverDragonsFlame reviews
My new school year checklist: Scholarship to a good school? Check. Move in with Aunt Paige? Check. Change my name? Check.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,825 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Warren P.
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 3,546 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Druella Black's Guide to Womanhood by dress without sleeves reviews
Previously Ancient and Most Noble. Change was coming, fast and strong, and it swept the Black sisters along with it: Bellatrix to freedom and to madness, Andromeda to independence and to love, and Narcissa to womanhood and to the bitter taste of loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,972 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
Revenge by minniemcmouse reviews
It was all Sirius' fault. If he hadn't annoyed the entire house then the entire house wouldn't be so desirous of revenge. Naturally he would never have dreamed Harry would be involved in any such vengeance, let alone mastermind it. SLASH SBHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,256 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
The Vitruvian Man by manic-intent reviews
Ezio x Leonardo. Started as a story fix when I couldn't hug Leonardo in time. Assassin's Creed II. Undergoing heavy language editing. No new updates yet, sorry.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,940 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009
Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale by S'TarKan reviews
People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
One of Us by CountryGirl914 reviews
How they become a family, from Puck's point of view. Also, kind of: The many moments in which Puck is a gleek and denies it, and a few where he admits it. Puck/Rachel, Will/Emma.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Impeccable by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Life Burns! by Tifa-Lock reviews
CAP8. SUMISIÓN. Sirius ve fácilmente la paja en ojo ajeno. Sin duda, es James quien se deja domesticar por Lily. Drabbles para 30vicios. James&Sirius. SiriusxRemus JamesxLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
No Time Like The Present by donahermurphy reviews
Hermione's unconscious, but that's not her only problem. Because now it's four years after the defeat of Voldemort, and although nobody cares who Hermione Granger is, there are plenty of people who want to use her future knowledge to their own advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
One Heck of a Bedtime Story by dress without sleeves reviews
About ten seconds after I realized that Mick St. John required a diet of A positive liquid life, I realized I didn’t care. Leni Hayes tells her side of the story. A smidge of Mick/Beth, Snarky!Josef, and a bodyguard named Fabio. Just because. Gen.
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
The Non Real O'Neill by ImaginaryGoddess reviews
Being a clone sucks ass. Especially when the original version of yourself is still out there living the life you had thought was yours. Saving the world was hard enough... now there's high school.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,560 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/20/2005 - J. O'Neill
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Perfect Marks by Rurouni Star reviews
-BlaiseHermione- You can learn anything with a book and a Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,003 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Keeping a Straight Face by InSilva reviews
There’s always a time and a place. And this really isn’t either. Danny/Rusty. Rated for profanity and…stuff. Inexplicit stuff. One-shot.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
C Rank Mission by therealesther reviews
The flower stays in Sakura’s hair until she reaches Konoha, and when she writes her mission report, she omits certain irrelevant episodes which had no bearing whatsoever on the outcome of the mission.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trumped Up Charges by fictionalcandie reviews
The Minister of Magic has made a Very Big Mistake: He's convinced himself that Harry Potter is a Criminal. AU as of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,188 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P.
6 Times the Cullens Told the Truth about Vampires by dress without sleeves reviews
Title says it all. Pure vampirical fun.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
of all the gin joints by dress without sleeves reviews
Quil just had to imprint on a little kid. While babysitting his future soul-mate, Quil has a chat with Alice about life and love. And bloodsucking.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Quil Jr., Alice - Complete
California Dreaming by Bons Baisers reviews
Cursed with immortality, cruelly separated from Kagome, Inuyasha struggles to survive the five hundred years that separate him from the only thing he's ever believed in. Placed second for the Inuyasha FanGuild's Best Drama award.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,044 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007
White by xcgirl08 reviews
The lack of one does not necessarily ensure the presence of the other. Bella contemplates her choice.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
After the BoneEater's Well by Bons Baisers reviews
Fanatics, clones, a reformed Sesshoumaru, and an adorable baby Inu. Winner of the Inuyasha FanGuild's Best Action and Best Original Character awards.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,275 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/10/2007
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Acceptable Risk the Slow Burn Remix by Ssergit reviews
John/Rodney Remix of 'First Monday' by LJ's flyakate. Check bio for link to the original story. A slow build-up of their relationship is paid off when John's birthday rolls around.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/26/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Course of True Love by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
How Many Astrophysicists by Ssergit reviews
John.Rodney. First time fic. Spoilers: Grace Under Pressure and Tao of Rodney. I really should have been paying attention, John told himself as he sat on a cracked Ancient console, gun on his lap, watching the foot-high water lap at the soles of his boots
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
summer dawning by dress without sleeves reviews
He doesn’t know what that means, “difficult”, but he’s not an idiot. He knows the look that Nicky was wearing when she said it.That look like you’re holding on and letting go at the same time. Part Four.
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
autumn falling by dress without sleeves reviews
Nicky Parsons and Jason Bourne, the first time around. As soon as Jason Bourne becomes David Webb he will become human to her, and to himself. And that is the most dangerous thing an assassin can be.
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Soldier by Sakon76 reviews
2007 movie. When Captain William Lennox told Sam "You're a soldier now!" little did he realize the change he was sparking in the teenager's future.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Rather Unexpected by Cyprith reviews
What happens when a self serving, power hungry Telvanni meets a Speaker of the Dark Brotherhood? A seduction, a power struggle, a butting of heads... and the eventual realization there's far more floating just beneath the surface.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,385 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5119 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
As Awkward As They Come by NoMittens reviews
The door opened to an unkempt, quasinude, shorthaired, blonde man, who stood scratching the spiral on his stomach. In boxers. With a shotgun. [Sakura has dating problems: Naruto and Sasuke. What's a girl to do? Get even.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
hope is a thing with feathers by dress without sleeves reviews
Across the Universe. Lucy's and Jude's story didn't end on the roof. 5 steps further.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
One Flogged Horse aka An Overused Plotline by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Parody. Tom Riddle mysteriously gets his hands on the Harry Potter books. Rather than just make pithy observations, he decides to do something about his future. As for those whose futures are flushed down the toilet... well, who really cares about them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Minerva M.
Down This Road by ElasticBobaTurtle reviews
She loves these boys, and they love her. This is the road they have chosen, and they will see it through. Team 7.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
His Litany of Sins by Cyprith reviews
One hundred drabbles. Some sad, some sweet, all Vladislaus and Gabriel. VHD slash.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Vacancy by Karre reviews
Sleep eludes Ginji, and it's not because of the lesbians next door.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Ginji - Complete
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
That's My Story by Tolakasa reviews
Preseries, Stanford. Sam's dormmates are relieving exam stress by telling their best stories of horrific family antics.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened DoM by donahermurphy reviews
Short oneshots of five things that never happened in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Hermione G.
Hogwart's Express by Missie DuCaine reviews
Now boarding Hogwart's Interdimensional Express. Please mind the gap. Slashy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,667 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Green Apple Elixir and Sugared Vanilla by Quillslinger reviews
In which everyone in Konoha has relationship problems, and Naruto and Ino may just turn out to be the most well adjusted of them all. Naruto/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Button Mashing by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Naruto, Sasuke, a rainy day, and Mario Kart. Something like a friendship fic on crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty mostly Random Facts About Hermione Granger by donahermurphy reviews
A short oneshot on Hermione's feelings about Hogwarts, Dumbledore, and life in general. Takes place after OoTP. Not a monologue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Hermione G., Alastor M. - Complete
Anatomy of A Gentleman's Seduction by fictionalcandie reviews
There were some things he would never admit to anyone, and the number of times he had almost kissed Elizabeth Bennet was one of those things. Oneshot. Darcyfic. Part of a series.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Waterlogged Love Notes by Cyprith reviews
They’re so similar, crystals and bubbles, it would be a crime to keep them apart. JxS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Cure the Common Cold by Modern Audrey reviews
Rogue is having a lousy day. She's sick, she's lonely...and John Allerdyce won't get out of her room! Ryro
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Rogue, Pyro - Complete
Living Expenses by Tolakasa reviews
Preseries. Scholarships don't pay for everything. When you're not talking to your family, that makes summer the worst time of the year.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Sam W. - Complete
Young Again: The Rewrite by Taliath reviews
PostHBP. When all hope seems lost and everybody is dead, Harry transports his soul into the body of his one year old self. This time, he's going to try and set things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,665 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Time Changes Everything by fictionalcandie reviews
First, he thought he'd just go and kill Peter. Then, he had a better idea... steal a timeturner, and use it to save his friends. Now, thanks to Sirius, Harry's life will never be quite the same again. [AU.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,023 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
I'll Vote No by sillybella reviews
Inside Rosalie's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Pride and Prejudice: A Hobbit's Tale by Lillian C1 reviews
Complete! Five unwed sisters have little hopes of making a decent match in the rustic town of Bree. However, the distant stirrings of the War of the Ring lead to unexpected improvements in the local marriage market.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,339 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
White Admiral by manic-intent reviews
..Complete.. AU. What if Jack Sparrow was an Admiral? Sparrington, Slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Fissures by Thundera Tiger reviews
Gimli's rather unorthodox plans for the Glittering Caves raise a few questions and more than a few concerns about his friendship with a certain elf...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Gimli - Complete
Guardian Angel by manic-intent reviews
..Complete.. After DMC, Jack finds himself in Heaven through a 'clerical error'. To prove himself worth of Heaven, he has to accept guardianship of a certain Commodore... Slash, [sparrington].
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,738 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Shikigami by Elvirus reviews
Kagome accidentally creates four shikigami, identical to her in every way. Physically, anyway. Mentally, they're way, way off.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,726 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Dog Skin by sublimetrickster reviews
Kagome loves her father, King Naraku. Unfortunately, he starts loving her in the wrong way and disguised, she escapes. A kindhearted hanyou prince rescues her, but can he protect her from the darkness that pursues her? A Grimm Fairytale.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,889 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Dependency by PetPetAngel reviews
Roger can't believe how much he's let himself go how much he truly, honestly depends on Mark Cohen and how much he really doesn't want to. RogerMark slashy
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Closet Negotiations by Rashaka reviews
Empty closets are good for lots of things. As Katara is going to find out, hiding is just one of them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Concerning Stolen Gondolas by Cyprith reviews
One should never test the eccentricities of nobility. They have a tendency to be… stubborn. Fluffy slash. ErikRaoul.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Erik, Raoul
Like an Old Time Movie by Kali Cephirot reviews
Ephram goes to visit Kyle in New York. Kyle can't stop thinking it kinda feels like a movie. [EphramxKyle FINISHED.]
Everwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Winter by Isil reviews
It's winter in Narnia, and Edmund thinks. Slash, Incest, PE. R&R please :
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Child's Play by afrai reviews
Look, can't we talk about this?
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Hakama Dake by Indygodusk reviews
During a heat wave, Kaoru finds herself alone, frustrated, and extremely hot. Defeated by Kenshin's friendly behavior, she gives up on his love. But she refuses to lose to the sun. Clothes start to fly, but no one's there to see, right? KBK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,527 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Chocolate Tasting by WolfPilot06 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto test the taste of chocolates on Valentine's Day. Shonen ai, SasuNaru, boys kissing, and a touch of language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Straight Up Typhoon by MorningHell reviews
Slash. Sequel to My Impractical Hurricane. How well do two heterosexual men do in a homosexual relationship?
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,989 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Beast by Ikustioa reviews
A modern take on an old French fairy tale: Kagome's dad repays some supernatural hospitality the wrong way, and...you know the rest. Or do you?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 386,219 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 5/12/2004
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
A Fair Exchange by Kitty Ryan reviews
A follow up to 'Sarge, Actually'. The Kiss happened, now there are questions. 'Why' and, 'What the hell do we do now' PollyXMal
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
Gambit by Harmony Bites reviews
One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Trivial Matters by Thundera Tiger reviews
A bit of inanity cleverly disguised as a vignette in which Legolas loses his patience, Aragorn makes an unsubstantiated claim, and Faramir outmaneuvers them both.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Faramir, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Here With Me by Aja Killian reviews
The archway and the veil has taken so much from Hermione... including her old love, Ron. When she gives her own blood to bring him back, however, something goes awry... and the wrong person comes back from the dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,639 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Heel for Heel and Toe for Toe by The S reviews
Nearly 20 years after the end of HMC, the Jenkins family takes a trip to Wales for a very special occasion. [Think the Addams Family meets Cheaper by the Dozen.]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2005
Knights in Shining Armour by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, Team Seven Friendship] These days, she doesn't usually play the part of the damsel in distress anymore. But when it matters, they are always her Knights.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Lights, Cameras, ACTION! by Wheezambu reviews
Just a funny idea I couldn't stop myself from writing. For that, I apologize.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2005
Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Rivalry and Rules by WolfPilot06 reviews
Sometimes, Sasuke thinks he should be a little more wary of Naruto, a little more offended when the idiot drapes his arm around his shoulders. Somehow, though, he can't bring himself to care. Gen fic with slight hints of shonen ai, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
This Can't Be Good by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 132,979 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Complete
Mum, Dad: Meet My Boyfriends by KissThis reviews
Hermione, Sirius, and Remus are blissfully in love, but what are our favorite characters to do when the Grangers hear that their daughter has a boyfriend. Singular. How ever is she going to explain that she has TWO?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Qu'as tu dit? by austencollins reviews
Jean-Paul uses French to joke around with Bobby. 521 words. Rated for swearing, both in French and English.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Intoxicated by syaoran no hime reviews
AKA why Neji must not be left drunk. NejiTen request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Day After by Thundera Tiger reviews
In the aftermath of battle, Gimli waits for the dawn and thinks about Legolas and time. True friendship never comes without a price.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Snowballs by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
Erestor is having a bad day, and Glorfindel isn't helping. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Glorfindel
Lessons by Horridporrid reviews
[MirokuKagome] Kagome needs a favor. Miroku is just the monk to help her. Shockingly bad behavior ensues!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,226 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Miroku, Kagome H.
Piano by Abigail-Nicole reviews
I hate the Gryffindors and their stupid little cliques and the pumpkin juice and having to pretend like everything's okay. I want to play the piano. LilyLucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Red Stilettos by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Twenty years and her favorite shoes, they’re all she has left of her childhood. A Narcissa fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Health Homework by Chione reviews
A funny little tale of embarrassment and intrigue. Love and lust. Homework and something not appropriate in school. Kagome and Inuyasha. Tetsusaiga and possessiveness. Rated for language and mature themes. Light and fluffy.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Firewhisky by Rurouni Star reviews
[SBHG][oneshot] Hermione has never been drunk before. It's an astonishingly embarrassing experience. [slight AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost and Found by Rurouni Star reviews
[HGSB] Nothing stays lost forever. The same holds true for some people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,517 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 10990 - Favs: 4,255 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Bottled Genius by Torenza reviews
[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,344 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
The Last Temptation of Alfred by David Hines reviews
At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/12/2004
Destiny by Mynuet reviews
What happens when The One ends up not being The One? What if destiny has a different plan? - PercyHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Percy W., Hermione G.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/4/2003
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/1/2001
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Finding Heart reviews
Growing up in seven years would be hard for anyone; doing so with overprotective parents while in love is near impossible. Renesmee needs more space - and what better way to get it than touring the world, evading her parents as she goes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Their Perfect Martyr reviews
From the acceptance of her Hogwarts' letter to her death, twenty truths about Lily. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Desperate Hopes reviews
[Abandoned] AU. No HBP. Hogwarts is separated from the rest of the wizarding world. No problem for Harry, 'The Chosen One,' and the rest of the Golden Trio. Go back to the Founders' time? No problem. Work with the Slytherins? Now they've got a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Faltering Flight to Freedom reviews
Sirius knew he would eventually leave his parents' house. He hadn't figured he would be thrown out, wounded and bloody. But such is life. MWPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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