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I Promise by Atsuroku reviews
Uru'baen is home to Kavalnir. In a recent turn of events, she must seek friendship in Agathore and Murtagh, and discover worlds of adventure. Thanks to wolf.gren for the title.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,923 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by Lamaire Grey reviews
Everyone has somewhere where they feel safest. Their own nook of space and privacy. What happens when someone unexpected steals it? Draco Malfoy has stolen Hermione grangers table and she’s not going to give it up without a fight. However when you get use
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,699 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Was Awkward by eckaecka reviews
She was running. Then, she was tripping. Now, she's falling...On him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Guardian Angel by Captain of L'Emeraude reviews
His cloak billows around him as he crouches on the edge of the roof. He sits, watching the grounds below him, with the stillness of the gargoyles that are his only companions at this time of night. Dramione. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
If the Cookie Jar is Empty by Scision reviews
Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Blood Is Thicker Than Tears by atruwriter reviews
Draco's entire world is turned upside down when he's told his parents are not the Malfoy's. Struggling not to be killed and to become close with his brother he falls in love with one of his worst enemies, his brother's best friend. Sum inside. [ABANDONED - TO BE DELETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 420,484 - Reviews: 3122 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Buzzed by Roses on Thursdays reviews
She likes her coffee with cream and sugar. He likes his strictly black. That's only the beginning of their differences. 2 AM every morning, a cup of coffee each, buzzed on the caffeine. Rolling pumpkins, literature love and unfortunate relationships. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,138 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Tease by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Malfoy's his usual cocky self, always teasing Hermione with sexual humor. Perfect way to embarrass a bookworm prude! But Hermione decides that Malfoy needs to learn a lesson on taking jokes too far. She's not going to hide behind her books anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
13 Myths About Hogwarts That Needs To Be Corrected by formerlyknownasone reviews
The title says it all. Read this, and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
An Unfit Son by Lucifer's Garden reviews
In a crowd of hundreds, Hermione is the only one who sees Draco perform a single act of defiance against his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Lights by Inell13 reviews
“What have you gotten yourself into this time, Granger?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Dancing Tampons by BestSkeptic reviews
Draco stumbles into Hermione's tampon stash and is completely oblivious as to what they are. A short, lighthearted piece that goes to show that even married couples, despite vows to do otherwise, keep secrets from each other. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling for the Mudblood Star by tomboywitch reviews
Hermione is a tomboy and has amazing singing and dancing talent.What happens when Draco sees her dance and falls for her? sry i stink at summeries. Just read! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Together Forever by silverbullet-1st reviews
When Hermione spends a week at the Dursleys with Harry the two friends grow close...Then they go back to Hogwarts and Harry must deal with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,625 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Not Neurotic! The Diary of Hermione Granger by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
AU. Now a Seventh Year and Head Girl, Hermione relays her life in her diary: from Harry sneaking into her bathroom to Ginny setting Hermione up in hopes of making her less neurotic, Hermione's life is about to get out of control. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,557 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ginny W. - Complete
Mags and Shags by BeaumontRulz reviews
“Oh bite me,” she said, poking her tongue out at him. “Okay,” he said cheekily, leaning forward and attaching his lips and teeth to her neck. Terribly silly oneshot... HHr! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything by BeaumontRulz reviews
“So I walked in on him… thinking about me?” she asked, her eyes widening. “I suspect. You said he was doing a lot more than thinking…” Ron said, beginning to smirk. HHr three chaptered fic! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How My Love Life Got Even More Complicated by BeaumontRulz reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione was the 'resident single'. The girl without boy problems. But that was to change when Ron asked her out. Hermione inevitably compares her two best friends to each other... and discovers something that would turn her life upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,764 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ferret by MidnightBlossom reviews
He never knew mud tasted so sweet... “AHHHHHH!” Get out you pervert!” yelled a flushed and yet infuriated Granger trying desperately to cover herself. That night he got a nasty scar on his left eyebrow from the razor Granger threw at his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,885 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Driving Lessons by adamolupin reviews
Part I of the Lessons Trilogy. Harry looked over at her with a gleam of triumph in his green eyes. He had finally dominated this Muggle machine and Hermione wouldn’t have been surprised if he suddenly broke out into a fit of yelling and chest beating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Your True Colors by Dragon's Obsession reviews
Hogwarts is having a talent show, and Head Girl Hermione Granger decides it is time to let her feelings for someone be known. Songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3055 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Captured by Birchwood29 reviews
Snape captures Hermione to use her as bait. What happens when his plan goes wrong and he is forced to keep her in his house?COMPLETED! SEE SEQUEL, BEING MRS. SNAPE...Hmm...I guess that's a spoiler alert...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Private Thoughts by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry often wondered if Snape could read minds... well, the answer is yes. Snape gets bored while teaching potions and decides to read the private thoughts of some of his students. Written preOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.