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Author has written 19 stories for Red Eye, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Charmed, Dragon Age, and Batman.

CURRENTLY - EXPERIENCING SOME KIND OF CAFFEINE OVERLOAD... WILL BE BACK AS SOON AS THE MONKEYS GO AWAY...


Okay, so last time I looked at my profile, apparently I was still a teenager (and my goodness did I use to write some bad fanfiction back in the day... Ugh, the horror... See kids? If you want an example of how NOT to write, look at my earliest works).

So I am now apparently an adult, and I suppose I should introduce myself to any newcomers. I'm from the UK, fresh out of uni, juggling my illustrative work and professional modelling, and I enjoy long walks through fields at midnight whilst absolutely stoking drunk with no idea where I'm going (I joke; that was a horrible experience...). I love Vertigo comics, tend to hate superheroes, and make a mean steak.

I do suffer from having awful writer's block and dyslexia, so please bear with me when reading any of my chapter fics. Also, when it comes to game fanfiction, I WILL use my player if that is what the game is like. I suppose that means that I insert myself into these stories (I'm not a fan of people who turn the characters 'into them' but a thousand times prettier and nicer or whatever when playing a game. For games that require you to use your own way about things, it's just a little pitiful when you see these big burly warriors who actually are large spotty nerds in real life. Sure, sometimes they should be good looking and all-powerful, but not RPGs...)

Rant over, I'm actually a very nice person in real life lol. That's me; a British photographer/geek who probably swears drinks and burps too much. My husband must feel so lucky XD

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Harley and Joker's secret sex life by DarkPheonix 666 reviews
A collection of oneshots on Harley and Joker's sexual relationship (From Batman adventures) (20 in total) CAUTION: If there are any sensitive readers then please DO NOT READ
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,576 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
J x H: Endgame by harlequintessential reviews
There's only one way that this ends. She's always known that. (Rated M for adult themes.)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] - Complete
JxHQ: Drive Me Mad by LoreChaos reviews
Dr. Quinzel was a brilliant young woman. She was smart, steady, not easily manipulated. But at the first sight of the worst criminal in the world, she was nothing more than a cute naive girl. They had no idea this relationship could turn into something unexpectedly astonishing. Rated M for strong themes and therefore sexual content.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Arkham Through the Ages, Part III by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part III is a tale of World War II, where Arkham Camp on the Western Front experiences a treat when the double act of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy come to entertain them...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,033 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 7/31 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Loosing Restraint by MuteSpectre reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel feels something is missing from her life. That is until a certain clown gets thrown into it. What happens when the two find themselves drawn to each other and the madness that ensues. JokerxHarley fic.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Arkham Through the Ages, Part II by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part II is a tale of medieval England, where Arkham Forest in Nottinghamshire is the home of the notorious outlaw Robbin' Joker and his band of Merry Men...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,316 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 5/23 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Happy Daze by Lilpixiegirl2511 reviews
Joker puts Harley in a coma. As she sleeps she experiences a whole new life in a happier and simpler time. The question is will she ever come back?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,645 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 5/21 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 4898 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Legacy by Lilpixiegirl2511 reviews
Joker and Harley agree to conceive an heir but when Joker has fertility issues what lengths will Harley go to to keep him on the program to reverse it? Can Joker stand clean healthy living? Can he get through sex on demand? What would happen if the other rogues found out? Ultimately will this tear them apart or bring them closer together?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,647 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 3/31 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Love to Hate You by jeromevaleska reviews
You both hate each other, but a violent attraction that neither of you could control nor deny forces you two together.
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5 - Jerome V./The Joker - Complete
Curiosity, Fascination, Obsession by jeromevaleska
Jerome is obsessed with you, someone he never even met. He just loves to watch you as you go about your day. But he can't stay a spectator forever.
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,185 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18 - Jerome V./The Joker - Complete
I'm Sorry by JessieVaughan reviews
Harley has gotten in Jerome's way again. This time, he wants to make sure she is sorry. Sexual content. Jerome X Harley A requested story. Enjoy!
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6 - Jerome V./The Joker - Complete
Meet Your Match by jeromevaleska reviews
You were sent to kill him, not fuck him.
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Jerome V./The Joker - Complete
Welcome to my world by MzUnicornOfDoom reviews
My take on Harley Quinn and the Joker's first meeting.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Shadows of the Past by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
After the Joker and Harley Quinn get into a fight over Batman, Harley gives Joker a beating that knocks him unconscious. When he wakes up, he doesn't remember who the Joker is, recalling instead a life as a man named Jack Napier. Harley is desperate to figure out if this is a horrible joke, or if she really has lost her Joker forever...thanks to Eric Border for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,711 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/22 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Late Night Mischief by blackcat9517 reviews
While trying to escape from Batman, the Joker ends up in a gay bar. Crackfic.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Couples Retreat by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
My Valentine's Day story this year :-) Jonathan Crane's wife asks Harley Quinn to babysit their kids so she and her husband can spend the weekend at a romantic couples retreat. Harley agrees, tired of having to beg the Joker for romance, which infuriates the Joker enough to book the two of them into the same retreat. What could possibly go wrong? ;-) Happy V-Day, everyone!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,723 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/8 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Back to the Future of Gotham by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
I was inspired to do this one from all the Back to the Future day celebrations on October 21, 2015! XD The Joker and Harley Quinn's twin children, Arleen and J.J., accidentally activate Jervis Tetch's time machine that takes them back to the past on the day their parents first met in Arkham Asylum...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Halloween Wars by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow has a diabolical plan for Halloween. The Joker has one hundred pounds of stolen bacon.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
His savior by CrazyisConstructive reviews
What will happen when the Joker realizes how important Harley is? From beginning to end. This is the story of the Joker and his little Harlequin. Rated M for future lemons.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Community Service by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
A new initiative to re-integrate the Arkham inmates into society sees the Joker, Two-Face, and Poison Ivy all performing community service at the Iceberg Lounge, under the watchful eye of the Penguin. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks to xQEAx for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 9/18/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, Poison Ivy - Complete
Beauty and the Joker by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Suggested by a guest reviewer, this is a version of the story of Beauty and the Beast featuring the residents of Arkham Asylum :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 8/20/2015 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
Gotham Through the Ages, Part III by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Last in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. Finally, a tale of Gotham City in the Roaring Twenties and the age of gangsters, bootlegging, and all that jazz.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,738 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Daddy's Girl by DieByTheBeach reviews
Harleen Quinzel had a daddy. Harley Quinn has a daddy, too.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Wacky Wednesday by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Jervis Tetch gets his hands on alien technology which allows him to manipulate the fabric of reality on a subatomic level. An accident involving said technology has unintended, and potentially disastrous consequences when The Joker and Bruce Wayne find themselves trapped in each other's bodies...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker - Complete
To Feel The Sun by DulcieFlorbelle
F!Hawke sees Anders with his hair down for the first time, smuttiness ensues. Originally written for the Dragon Age kink meme.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2015 - [Anders, Hawke (F)]
JXHQ: Revelation by thechokesonyou reviews
(Nolan-verse! Isn't J the cutest?) Harley Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire, and isn't sure that she wants it anymore..
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,015 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Preoccupied by thechokesonyou reviews
(Comic/Cartoon universe.) Joker can't help but think about hurting her. She's just... so... tempting. (Subtle and sensual, references to abuse and sexuality.)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Fifty Shades of Desire by TwiFan999 reviews
After her wedding is called off, Anastasia Steele heads out for a night with friends and cashes in her V-card to a handsome, gray eyed stranger...but despite her best efforts, it doesn't end there.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 54,910 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
The Hurt and the Healer by RedHeadedViking reviews
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." Anders may have to change his tune when *he* is the fool at whom Hawke plans to shoot lightning.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Seven Sessions by Shezzibelle reviews
A look at the sessions that seduced and turned Dr Quinzel into the Harlequin of Crime. Joker/Harley Romance
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Knives and Lint by thechokesonyou reviews
(Nolan-verse with hints of Batman: Arkham Games.) Harleen Quinzel, a resident psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum is suddenly thrown into a world of chaos when a super criminal, named The Joker shows up - and wants her as his psychiatrist. Harleen watches as her sanity slowly fades away and is destroyed, resulting in the birth of the Joker's new flame... Harley Quinn.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,755 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Harley Quinn, Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
JXHQ: Even Clowns Get Scared by thechokesonyou reviews
(Nolan-verse Joker and Harley.) The Joker has a very disturbing dream, which results in a lot of fluff that he'll probably regret later on...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Daydreams by thechokesonyou reviews
(Nolan-verse Joker/Harley.) The Joker is in therapy with Harley Quinzel, and can't help but think about what would happen if he was out of his cuffs...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
JXHQ: Observations by thechokesonyou reviews
(Nolan-verse.) Trapped in Arkham Asylum, the only thing that can keep the Joker's attentions is his beautiful psychiatrist. But why was he noticing everything about her? What was it about this girl? And why did he not want anyone else to see the same things?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Need by thechokesonyou reviews
(Nolan-verse.) The Joker contemplates how Harley makes him feel... aroused. He doesn't like it. Not one bit.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Why You Really Came by thechokesonyou reviews
(Nolanverse.) Harley Quinzel works at Arkham Asylum. After a night of having a bit too much to drink, she decides to take out her frustrations on her new patient: The Joker. The night takes a very unexpected turn and one that would change things forever. Sexually Explicit and violent content.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Wicked Grace - A Prologue by Rachel Noelle reviews
After the battle of Kirkwall, Hawke and her companions have settled into a new routine. Isabela suggests changing the rules one evening when the group is gathered for their weekly meeting to drink and play Wicked Grace. The risque dares soon get to be over-the-top, and push a few people past their breaking points. Romance, humor, and good times are had by all. (Non-Cannon)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Varric T., Hawke (F)] Isabela, Anders - Complete
Precognition by EmbersOfAmber reviews
Marian knew she and Anders were fated for each other, until the worst happened. She couldn't give up on him; she wouldn't. AU FemMageHawke/AwakeningAnders
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Anders, Hawke (F)
A Taste Of Poison by EmbersOfAmber
While Anders continues to drag his feet over a possible relationship with Hawke, they decide to spend the day at the Wounded Coast looking for reagents. What could possibly go wrong? Anders/FemHawke
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
My Smile Will Go On by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
In an effort to confine the inmates to Arkham Asylum, Bruce Wayne provides the funds for them to make their own version of the movie "Titanic." No one is prepared for the final result. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion, and for making the poster - enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,624 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
Criticize by Bara Ichimaru
Anders and Hawke do NOT see eye to eye. She is infuriating, and everything he hates. He tries desperately to change her mind and the minds of others, but things don't work out how he thinks they will. Contains spoilers for the first and second acts of Dragon Age II Oneshot, TRIGGER WARNING, Rated M for smut
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Sweet Tooth by BiteMeTechie reviews
Killer Croc is on the run from the cops. What else is new? Well, his getaway ride, for starters...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Damian W./Robin, Killer Croc - Complete
In Another Life V by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Suggested by Arlene and MinaHarkerBlack, who asked me to do more with Jeannie Napier, yet another alternate universe story where a young Harleen Quinzel meets the gangster Jack Napier, changing both of their lives forever. Thanks for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,697 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
My Funny Valentine by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
It's Valentine's Day, so Harley Quinn gives Joker a special drug to keep him interested in her. What could possibly go wrong? Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
In Another Life IV by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Suggested by Zireh, yet another alternative universe story about the first meeting between Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel. Thank you for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,695 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
An Arkham Christmas Carol by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
The Joker is depressed at being locked in Arkham Asylum for the holiday season, but discovers that there's still plenty to smile about, especially at this time of year. Happy holidays, everyone! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,447 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Raven Feathers by Greenskirt Girl reviews
Hawke makes a passing comment about a dress made of raven feathers, Anders drinks too much Aqua Magus, and hijinxs insue.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Sex Dreams by DementedDiva reviews
When I lay in bed I touch myself and think of you. Inspired by the Lady Gaga song Sex Dreams. Can Harley keep her feelings for the Joker to herself or will they take over completely?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
In Another Life III by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
MinaHarkerBlack suggested I write another story involving the gangster Jack Napier and the sweet and innocent Harleen Quinzel, so I did. :-) Thanks for the suggestion, and enjoy!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
My Arkham Amour by hideousnight reviews
Dr Quinzel meet the Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
JXHQ: Drinks by Mrs.Volterra reviews
JokerXHarley oneshot- The Joker visits Harvey Dent, aka Two-Face, for some quality time with his friend, and they end up talking about their women, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. Drinks are served, secrets come out, and the ladies themselves make an appearance as well!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] [Poison Ivy, Two-Face] - Complete
Fate's a Funny Thing by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Poison Ivy, to punish the Joker for his constant abuse of Harley, convinces Jervis Tetch to build a device which traps the Joker in an alternate reality, before he seduced Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and where Dr. Harleen Quinzel is engaged to another man. Will Joker and Harley's twisted, true love conquer all? Thanks to brooklyn1shay2black3 for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
An angry Anders by mindofgeekness reviews
Hawke is accosted by Templars, but Anders arrives to save her from a terrible fate. The mage is angry at her unwillingness to see how dangerous it could have been for her. However, his anger has an unexpected effect on Hawke… Short and sweet NSFW with FemHawke and Anders.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
You Are Alone by star29818 reviews
You are Marian Hawke. You are Champion of Kirkwall. You are hero, friend, and confidant. You are a force to be reckoned with. You are not human, and have no need of silly human things, like emotion. You are strong, you are witty, you are utterly gorgeous. And you are alone. Angsty oneshot with the barest hint of romance. Fem!HawkeXAnders.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Return To Me by FenZev reviews
They shared one night together in the Circle Tower. Fate reunited them in Amaranthine, and eventually destiny led them to Kirkwall. An intimate story surrounding the idea that love can survive anything. F!Amell/Anders.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,850 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [Amell, Anders] Alistair - Complete
Clown Envy by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
The Joker is furious when a movie star Harley Quinn likes is cast to play the Joker in an upcoming realistic biopic of Batman, and goes to extreme measures to prove to Harley and the world who the better Joker is. Any similarity to Joker actors living or dead is purely coincidental, and no disrespect meant for any Batman franchises. Except those directed by Joel Schumacher ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,017 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Hawke the Cold by Aristeia de Luca reviews
After comforting Hawke when her mother died, Anders has noticed that she has recently begun acting especially cold and distant around him. What did he do to make her so angry? With both Varric and Isabela helping him, he is determined to get to the bottom of it. NSFW. F!Hawke x Anders ONE-SHOT.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
The Banana by NichtBenz
She's thinking though that maybe this time she should have knocked. She spends a lot of time actively pretending that Harley and the clown do not have sex, and what's she's seeing before her is making that delusion considerably harder to maintain.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Under the spell by maritza chan reviews
Bigby and Snow are ambushed by Bluebeard and end up tangled in a thre-day vacation that they will never remember. What happened in those days?
Fables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Bigby Wolf, Snow White] - Complete
In Another Life II by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
An alternate universe story, in which a young Dr. Harleen Quinzel crosses paths with the gangster Jack Napier, a meeting which will forever change the course of both of their lives. Huge thanks to Harlequinader for suggesting it - wishing you a very happy birthday for the 20th of March! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Double Date by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
The Joker and Harley Quinn go out for dinner with Poison Ivy and her new boyfriend. Naturally things don't go smoothly.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy - Complete
The Hawke Family Legacy by SammyGal123
Marian Hawke, a sixteen year old, rebels against her gift of magic and she causes fire in the field behind her home in Lothering. Her Father feels it is best for her to spend two years at the Circle where she learns to understand the importance of the gift of magic. This is her story as told from her point of view. RATED M for mild adult themes and language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,744 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hawke (F), Anders
The Games We Play by Acherubis reviews
Anders and the warden commander make up after a fight. Rated M for adult themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Anders - Complete
Take Me Out to the Ballgame by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
A new doctor at Arkham Asylum suggests that the patients could benefit from a team-building exercise, and organizes a game of baseball with the doctors playing against the patients. He thinks this will help the inmates function as productive members of a team and of society in general. He doesn't know the Arkham inmates.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Dr. Leland, Poison Ivy - Complete
In Another Life by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Before Harley Quinn met the Joker, a chance run-in with a gangster named Jack Napier forever changes the course of young Harleen Quinzel's life.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The cost of life by Cowoline reviews
Garret Hawke is heartbroken after losing both his siblings. He finds a ritual to bring Bethany back to life, but does not work quite the way he imagined it, as he by accident summons a young woman from another world. The story is AU, but follows the original storyline. Parring mentioned M!Hawke/Isabela, Hawke/Merrill and Anders/OC. Bioware owns the characters and world.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 94 - Words: 284,980 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Forever and Always Book One and Book Two by SammyGal123 reviews
This story is written as a "What If" story... Marian meets Anders during her time at the Circle of Magi as a teenager. Little do they know where their path is going to take them. It is a major WIP. It is rated M for later chapters. Reviews are welcome. DISCONTINUED
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 201,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Anders, Hawke (F)
Ivy's Holiday by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Poison Ivy goes on vacation to Brazil to get away from it all. Unfortunately for her, the getting away might not be so easy, since the Joker, Harley Quinn, and Two-Face all happen to be vacationing at the same place at the same time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
The Tale of the Flying Dwarf by Serena Hawke-Theirin reviews
Anders is tired of Oghren's rude comments, so he decides to teach him a lesson. Set during DA:Origins Awakening
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Oghren, Anders - Complete
Broken Juliet by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
Anders ran adoring fingers through her hair, fighting the feeling of guilt with the pure pleasure of holding her in his arms again. "No one has to know," he whispered. "It will be our secret." Our secret… When Hawke is killed by the Arishok, Anders will stop at nothing to bring her back. Rated M for dark themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Anders, Hawke (F)
Reborn from Cataclysm by Cowoline reviews
Post Dragon Age II. Our heroes have fled Kirkwall. Marian Hawke must once again live a life on the run as well as fight for the freedom of her lover and sister. F!Hawke/Anders/Bethany/Fenris. Bioware owns the characters and the world.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Troubled Nights & Sweet Dreams by The Original Frizzi reviews
Kit's watch leads to revelations aplenty... some more uncomfortable than others. A little one-shot blip from my Choices-verse that just wouldn't leave me alone. Enjoy!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Dog, Anders - Complete
Love The Way You Lie by XxBeccixX reviews
"Is it wrong to regret saving someone? I know I do. Every day I can't help but wonder; 'Did I do right refusing to kill him' In the end I do love Anders. But most of all I love the way he lies." Hawke muses over her relationship with Anders after a year on the run. A short, very angsty fill for LJ K!Meme. Full warnings inside.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
50 shades of Cooper by Cooper Anderson reviews
or THE MOST INTENSE LOVE STORY OF ALL TIME written by Cooper Anderson Cooper/Flo
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Cooper A. - Complete
You Don't Have To Stand Alone by gamerchic reviews
Two people, separated by time and space. They each stand alone and survive by believing that they need no one. Imagine that these two people find each other and in doing so they find that they can stand together. NOT a retelling of the game! Anders/OC
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,096 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Anders
A Bad Case of Loving You by janiejanine reviews
Hawke is tired of waiting for Anders to make a She baits him by requesting a "checkup" from the good
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
All the Things You Don't Know by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Anders attends Hawke's end of the year celebration and decides that it's about time to show her that Sebastian isn't the only one with dance moves. The two begin to learn things about each other they never expected. K!Meme prompt fill.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders
Just You and Me by Isabella Monroe reviews
AU - The first time Anders escapes from the tower Malcolm Hawke takes him in and gives him a home. Anders quickly becomes a part of the family, but when Anders begins to feel for Kate Hawke is far from brotherly love.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,097 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Writer's Block by janiejanine reviews
Anders is trying to write his manifesto, but has writer's block, so he decides to try his hand at some friend-fiction.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Demons by Minquette reviews
Hawke's pride is wounded when Anders calls her a little girl for threatening him the first time they meet. She wants to soothe her pride, perhaps by spilling a bit of his blood, but Anders is no pushover when threatened. A kmeme fill.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
In Your Arms by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Hawke is in love with Anders but is so shy she can barely speak a word when he's in the room. To help cope, she visits him in the guise of a cat who he befriends and confides in. Now all Hawke has to do is make sure he doesn't find out her secret!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Hawke's Last Stand by TheNightingale52 reviews
This is my version of what happens when you side with the templars at the end of the game while in a romance with Anders. I think this particular story can be added to so let me know if you want more! This is my 2nd Fanfic so be gentle with criticism :
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
The SheWeasel by Simoriahh reviews
It all started with Tripp's idea of finding one more singer for the Iron Weasel who could harmonize well with Derek. From that day, things and even lives have changed. Story better than summary, I promise! OC Included. Genre might change on the way
I'm in the Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Derek J., Trip C.
Basilit an by DreadNot reviews
The feline, it was decided, had its role among those of the Qun.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Arishok - Complete
Slaying the Dragon by Zeugma of OZ reviews
After a long night of drinking, a non-romanced Anders must escort a very drunk and very amorous f!Hawke back home - will he remain a perfect gentleman, or will Hawke's advances be too much to resist? Oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Dragon age Alternative version by MsFemaleGamerUK reviews
This is a what if Hawke was pregnant During the assault of the Qunari's. It may contain spoilers from the game too. Also a ANDERS/F.HAWKE this Hawke is a warrior and Bethany was sent to Circle. May contain swear words and sexual themes
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders
Paranoia by She Ain't No Blondie reviews
It may just be paranoia, but Hawkes is sure someone has been following her. Anders/Hawke, after end-game.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
The Earring by SurelyForth reviews
A night of excess leads Anders to a distressing realization. A one-hour prompt fill courtesy of the BSN.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Anders, Zevran A. - Complete
Warden Icicles by ashez2ashes reviews
Alistair and Anders do not get along. At all. Unfortunatly, they're trapped in a snowed in cabin along with their warden commander, Kaylie Amell, who may or may not end up murdering them before the snowstorm is over.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Alistair, Anders
Blood Stained Tears by Night-Light11 reviews
An attempt to clean up a botched job ends in an unpredictable situation. The result is a memory hindered man in a world far from what he ever expected, with a woman who never expected to see him again. JacksonxLisa 28 days crossover.
Crossover - 28 Days Later & Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,632 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Bud and Lou by Alex Snape reviews
The story of how Harley and The Joker became the proud parents of...two hyenas? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Strange Stranger by A Sweet Catastrophe reviews
Six years before their encounter at Arkham, Harley was a college student waiting tables to pay tuition and the Joker was not yet the Joker, just an mysterious customer with an odd sense of humor and some time to kill.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] - Complete
Playing Her Part by Alex Snape reviews
Harley designs her first outfit and...is shocked by her other 'first' Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for sexual references and language. Silly/Fluffy Joker ahead. You've been warned. This story is pretty tame and random. :-
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Dessert by Alex Snape reviews
Of course The Joker has a sweet tooth...especially when it comes to Harley. Fluffy! If you don't like it or are not amused in the slightest by fluff, then do not read. If so, this is rated M for language and sexual references. Nolanverse Joker and Harley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/10/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
RolePlaying by Lexmarker reviews
Just another day with our favorite hosts. You know, twins being suggestive, Kyouya being a bastard, Mori and Honey just doing their candy and stoic routine, and Tamaki playing with Haruhi. Well, let's see what happens when Haruhi decides to play along...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Bathtime or The Revenge of the Rubber Duck by alocin reviews
Some people have their best ideas in the bath. Others... don’t. Harley-centric drabble first published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Greatest Fear by Georgethecat reviews
A one-shot set in the Arkham Asylum common room, featuring many of the major rogues. Scarecrow gets them to play one of his favourite games, all the while a few of them get in some of their own mind-games and one-ups.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Conjugal Visit by Georgethecat reviews
What's a bored clown to do all cooped up in the Slab? Why, have a conjugal visit of course! Good cracktastic fun! Some violent situations and sexual references.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Christmas in Gotham by MisterDrBob reviews
If I can't let the Super Smash Bros. throw a Christmas party, then Batman villains definitely shouldn't be allowed to.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Blood by Shinjite Florana reviews
The kind of human wreckage that we love!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Thrice Blessed by Elennar9466 reviews
Of Chris and his sons,set in the changed future.I don't own Charmed,just this plot and my original characters! Under revision currently
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Elise R., Wyatt H.
SLASH by jarec reviews
Who's posting this stuff, anyway? And why is it all over Gotham City?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Sold by princessebee reviews
Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Kitten and The Crow by Teri Neko reviews
They call her Seance. She can see spirits. She can even bring them back. What if the crow needed help bringing back Eric Draven, and Seance was the girl to do it? EricxOC rated m for later chapters
Crow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007
Study Break by Saadia Mirage reviews
Haruhi and Tamaki attempt to study for their exams together, but end up taking an extensive study break instead. A fluffy one-shot lemon in the "Courtship" timeline.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
JxHQ: Quick Learner by princessebee reviews
Harley wasn't used to not being noticed. Just how DO you seduce a murderous, psychopathic clown, anyway? JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, some language.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Secret by Syjack reviews
there was one secret not even the joker let himself know. Harley is in control.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
My Chemical Mafia by Jeff Vader reviews
The members of My Chemical Romance if they were hit men, takeing down hollywood's elite. Enjoy! AN: There will be violence and language and Adult scenes. You have been warned.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2007
Things you never want to hear voldemort say by Questioning Destiny reviews
title kind of says it all, I say this in an email once... so I decided to post it, and I'll be adding to it later. QD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Voldemort
Once Upon a Nightmare by My Brighter Darkness reviews
Jackson turns out to really be Rebeccas dad. Stupid summary, just please read it!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
ASK ME ANYTHING by YourVampireLestat reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask Jackson a question? Send him some fan mail? Well now is your chance!
Red Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006
A Twisted Kind of Brotherhood by queen of the imps reviews
Two brothers grow up together, never realizing that one will become a renowned psychopath, while the other becomes an assassin for hire. What secrets do they hold, and how will they react when reunited after 13 years apart? BACK FROM HIATUS
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,915 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006
This Is Not Love by NicolinaN reviews
If Lisa had remained attracted to Jackson after what he put her through, then she'd be pretty damaged, wouldn't she? Damaged like him. When Jackson returns, who will drag who down into their own private hell? Warning: dark themes. LJ.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,922 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Get A Clue! by Lady Isla reviews
Batman's villains star in the film, Clue! Six guests are invited to a dinner... and a murder.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006
Voldemort: The Mastermind Of Chick Flicks? by ColorMeKissable reviews
I can’t believe it has come down to this. Have I actually sunk this low? I, the supreme, evil, vile, cruel, Dark Lord Voldemort…like chick flicks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Voldemort
Tell Me a Story by Lady Jekyll reviews
Bruce WayneJonathan Crane slash! Bruce comes down with the flu and Alfred is away. Because of this, Wayne is left in his boyfriend’s care. Strangely, Bruce asks Jonathan for something no one has ever asked him for: a story. Disturbing oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
Batman Begins: The Parody by Ms.Nina reviews
The whole movie as it should be. A full length spoof that will get you laughing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Jackson Rippner's Answering Machine by queen of the imps reviews
Jackson sure is a popular guy. Imagine the kind of messages people must leave on his answering machine. WARNING: Pure silliness ahead.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Into the Sun by Breezi reviews
Jonathan Crane lives for his work and the fear he is able to instill in his patients. When he is offered a suicide patient, he jumps at the chance to experiment on someone who is still partially in their right mind...WARNING: There are some suicidal refer
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,048 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005
The World Beneath by The Romance Chick reviews
How did Dr. Crane become the monster he is today? A crossover bw Batman Begins and Constantine.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006
Love of Fear by Jonathansgirl18 reviews
We all know that Jonathan Crane has a love of fear, but when the newest temporary patient at Arkham checks in, can he hurt her, or will his new feelings for the patient get in the way? All he knows is that someone is going to get a vist from the Scarecrow
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,223 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 9/17/2005
the story of gerard and helena by razorblades reviews
story based on corpse bride, romeo and juliet,and the album three cheers for sweet revenge by my chemical romance.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2006
Attack of the Fro by hpfan142 reviews
what happened when Ray Toro's fro goes on a murder rampage. What will My chemical romance do at his hour!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2006
Where's the Hidden Camera? by JellyFish72 reviews
What happens when the girls, Leo, and Chris realize their whole Charmed career has been shown on TV? An old story idea I dug up. Please come read it, it's not as bad as this summary, I promise!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Piper H., Elise R.
Leave of Absence by Pukkina reviews
Lisa's life has fallen apart, and now it really takes the plummet...old friends reenter her life...along with new ones who may be able to help her...and she can help them. 28 DL crossover
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,174 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
My Immortal by itsawoozle reviews
This is the sequel to You're beautiful. Lisa thinks about Jackson after the funeral. LJ, just a little bit. It's a oneshot. Please R&R! This is also kind of angsty. Read You're Beautiful to understand.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
You're Beautiful by itsawoozle reviews
Jackson thinks about what might have been, and what will never be. Summary sucks, story is better. Please R&R!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Nightwatch by TheMadPuppy reviews
There are things better left unseen and unheard… [Joker X Harley], OneShot
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The End of It All by Asmodean the sly reviews
Chris's thoughts as he sits on the Golden Gate Bridge, suicide
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Chris H. - Complete
Guide To Winning The Heart Of Jackson Rippner by SilverEyes reviews
Or The 10 Steps to Getting It On With Jackson Rippner. All you'd need to know if the occasion happens to arise.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
My Angel by Jessileigh reviews
This just a poem I wrote after reading how Brandon Lee died...I had so much pain inside...
Crow - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2005
Caught by Zeria reviews
Piper catches Chris in an intimate moment with his girlfriend, and gives him 'the talk'. Paige and Piper argue about the method Piper used to catch him. Basically, it's a plot bunny that refused to die. One Shot, quite short.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Piper H., Chris H. - Complete
CinderJordan by NCCJFAN reviews
A brief paraody of the old Cinderella folktale, but updated with the characters of Crossing Jordan.
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/3/2004
Guardian Angels by Warm as Ice reviews
Chris deals with a mysterious guardian angel girl, Leo struggles with Chris being his son, Piper discovers she still has feelings for Leo, Paige has trouble with Richard & Magic and Phoebe wants Jason back. PG13 for mild violence and kissing... COMPLETE
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
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Just Between Us
In an effort to shut his henchwench up, The Joker agrees to let her join him on his monthly games night with his good friend Lex Luthor. F/M/M
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn]
Just Another Night In Kirkwall City reviews
ON HIATUS DUE TO A WYVERN SIZED AMOUNT OF UNI WORK Modern day retelling of Dragon Age 2. Dark themes, some lemon in future. F!Hawke/Anders, cameos/mentions of DA Origins characters. Please R&R, haven't written in a year and need to know how I'm doing
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Hawke (F), Anders
Balance reviews
Jack discovers a rather disturbing secret about a certain Ms. Reisert, one which his boss already knows. NOT a Cilli-squeeing fic
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Along Came A Spider reviews
Sequel to Balance. Rated for graphic content. The serial killer Spider has come back, and Lisa's lost in Dragontown. Inspired by and involving Alice Cooper more or less . Please R&R xxx
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Perfume reviews
Lisa meets her worst fear. Rated for violence, but if the rating needs to change, tell me. This is what happens when you play with parking lots and cyanideinfused Chanel.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
I'm okay
High school plus Red eyeBatman Begins etc. Inspired by 'I'm not okay' by My chemical Romance. Hopefully this will get some songs from Panic! at the disco etc coming into it. Tell me if the rating needs changing.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,904 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
At Death's door reviews
Possibly a little darker than I'd planned. In all, this is set when Chris Perry died, and his thoughts as he lies in the attic, waiting for Leo.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Chris H. - Complete
Jerry, Jerry! reviews
When Jerry Springer meets Red eye. Nuff said. rated for potenial language. Audience participation included.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Fantastic four reviews
I know it's a weird title, and no, it is not about the real fantastic four! It's about the Joker, Cat woman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinne and Scarecrow. Rating just to be safe. Red eye crossover. Okay, so maybe it isn't a romatic story, but there are a lot o
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
Jack the Ripper reviews
I won't say it here. It's not that is bad or anything, it's just that I hve a summary in the chapters list. By the way, the Jack the Ripper facts ARE very true. I have a book to prove it.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Invisible to all but you reviews
Lisa and Jackson haven't seen each other in quite some time. Now they do, but this isn't the best time for either of them. She discovers a dark secret. LisaJackson pairing. Rating just to be safe. Just like HeavenRed eye crossover.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
London Underground reviews
The title says it all. This is my first humour fic, so don't flame it. Has the song in it, so be aware of the words, though not all of them are in this.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Escaping Azkaban reviews
Just a short humour fic by Barty Crouch Jr. Has one tiny bad word in it, but is mild. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Jack's song reviews
A little song fic that is a Red eye Nightmare before Xmas crossover. A bit weird, but I like it. Please R and R!
Red Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Valentine's Day reviews
Why is the Doctor acting so strangly? Just a bit of fluff that was dying to be written. Please R&R. Oh, and enjoy. Contains one mild bad word.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
You still owe me reviews
Set just after the werewolf episode. Shrt and sweet. One shot. Sorry it's a bit short.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Jack's funeral reviews
Short and sweet. Oneshot. You get the idea from the title. Has two words that I don't know if they would fit K rating, so it's a T. Slight Batman Begins crossover. R and R!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Angel in a hellhole reviews
Sort of a sequel to Red eye. Jack's back, and Lisa's gone to a bar. Then she starts singing 'Because of you' by Kelly Clarkson. What could happen?
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Hotel reviews
Life seems to be getting back to normal. Or is it? JacksonLisa pairing. Rating just be safe.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
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