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Joined 01-10-06, id: 967688, Profile Updated: 12-31-13
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Dresden Files, and Worm.
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Never Asked To Feel Your Halo by BattleKitten reviews
The thing was, neither of them wanted this-whatever it was, but since when did the Universe care about what Rachel or Quinn wanted? Their cards had been dealt the moment they'd entered that shower together. Now it came down to how well they played them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 221,498 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 155,338 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Crown amongst Peasants by Jaslyn reviews
Elsa travels outside her Castle dressed as a commoner, seeking a chance to reconnect with the on-goings of her Kingdom. There, she uncovers a truth that will make her blood run cold. Elsanna. M for Incest, Smut, and Incestual Smut
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,752 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Elsa, Anna]
The Offbeats by thoughtsinorange reviews
Quinn Fabray can read minds. Kind of. She hates it. Mostly. Unless a certain Rachel Berry is involved.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,307 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Siblings by leroy gibin reviews
I hate plot summaries. They're either useless or reveal too much. Tag lines, too, they always sound stupid. But since I have to: A horrifying ordeal leads Dawn to search for her path, while Buffy and the slayers try to stave off another apocalypse.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 231,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Buffy S., Dawn S. - Complete
Sarah vs The Unsighted Future by Go-Chuck-Go reviews
Sequel to The Brain Snatcher. Sarah and Ellie clash as they fight to save Chuck from an uncertain future. Be warned: Adult themes. Violence. Angst. Death. Chuck/Sarah/Casey/Devon.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,017 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/10/2008
Beers and Strippers by TriXter21 reviews
Sometimes people were made to be together. Sometimes, 'good' people can do horrible things. Sometimes love is found in the most unlikely of places...and sometimes it's lost in the worst of them. Faberry. Set the start of S2, AU onwards.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,302 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Little Voices by turn-off-my-heart reviews
The God who greets her is the God who made her. And all the little voices are silent. --jencentric. onesided jen/need, implied need/chip. unhappy endings make the world go round. M for language.--
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Chuck vs the Bar Fight by ne71 reviews
Sarah intervenes to get Chuck and Casey to iron out their differences, and gets more than she bargained for...
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Once More by Conscience15 reviews
After years of fighting in the War, Harry realizes that Voldemort has won. In a desperate gamble for one more chance, he goes back in time to try to get things right. He soon finds himself training in the Auror Academy with more than one familiar face. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,487 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Right or Easy by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,552 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Harry P.
The Mathias Prophecy Book II by esined0319 reviews
This is the second part of the Trilogy about Harry's steps to defeating the Dark Lord and those who help her. AU Harry girl fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 109,253 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Flowers by LadyCulebra reviews
Draco has a plot against Harry Potter. A sinister plot. But will Harry end up being the true victim? Femmeslash. Female!HarryPansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P.
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The First Run reviews
In an AU Wormverse, Gumshoe!Taylor is cornered by a seemingly ditzy blonde with more Tinker-toys than sense.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H.
Walkabouts reviews
Post-Leviathan, Taylor is living in a shelter, angry and adrift. A chance encounter puts her on a different course as she struggles to correct previous mistakes, and find a place for herself in this nebulous world of heroes and villains. (AU, post 8.07)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,554 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Panacea, Skitter, Tattletale, Coil
Doing the Humbert reviews
She obviously wanted something from him. And surprisingly, he decided to take her up on her offer. Big mistake.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2010 - H. Dresden
The Red Room v2
After years of treatment, Lily meets up with her son. A study in obsession. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,199 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Hollow Edifices
She was made of that old image, held and contained, like a glass holds water. AU from Season 4.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Faith L., Buffy S.
A Quiet Song much like Love
There are secrets to the girl that Faith never imagined. And dark depths that even she can't. AU.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Buffy S., Faith L.
At last she sings reviews
AU. Normal Again S6 E17 . Unable to over come the psychosis induced by the demon, Buffy lets her family die but remains torn in the spaces between this world and her own. Soon she realizes that she still needs to disassociate herself completely... cont.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Buffy S., Faith L.
The Red Room reviews
After years of treatment, Lily meets up with her son. A study in obsession. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
The Last Ride Together reviews
The last wish of dying wife. Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wounds we Feast reviews
Post OoTP. Having Voldemort posses his mind could not have had Harry up and dandy after a few minutes. There are consequences to that night, ones that Dumbledore predicted, tried to control but could not stop from coming to pass.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P.
Wastelands v2 reviews
She is intoxicated by the power he emits. WARNING: disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Poppy P. - Complete
Invitation to a Beheading reviews
A meeting with a Seer shatters the conflicted world of Lily Potter and sends her into a warpath with her husband, and consequently, with Albus Dumbledore. It is 1983 and the Wizarding World is once again descending into chaos. Alternate History.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Veneficus Dementia reviews
[OneShot] There is a whole new world waiting beyond the their dementia.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
History's Inexorable March reviews
“This is a catalogue, a memoir, a detective piece, taking the perforated versions of a thousand narratives and building them up into a single story.” – Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P.
Born Wild reviews
The War is over. But there is no peace. As Harry and his friends try to shrug away the remaining vestiges of the previous war, but another is swiftly occupying it’s heals, and this one has a completely different battlefield.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.