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Joined 01-10-06, id: 967833, Profile Updated: 03-29-15
Author has written 7 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

I don't write much nowadays, but I've left my old fics up for anyone who wants to read them. Might start writing again someday, who knows.

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things half-said, things unsaid by sekalaista reviews
The mere idea that Bertolt is interested in *her* keeps him in a shocked silence for almost too long. [spoilers for chapter 47]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Reiner B., Bertolt H. - Complete
Questionable Offer by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane is back in his attic, brooding. Lisbon attempts to distract him with surprsing success. Written for lotheriel84.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Working Out by hardly loquacious reviews
The first time he saw her, it was completely innocent. The second time he saw her, it was mostly innocent. But after that, things started to get less innocent. Written for Chibs. Prompt: Jane learns Lisbon's work-out schedule.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,439 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Incognito by Alabaster86 reviews
Zuko and Mai encounter each other in Ba Sing Se, each disguised. Will their true identities be revealed?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Smirk by pinkpower reviews
Blossom likes Brick more than she's willing to admit... Rating for minor suggestive themes. BrxBl one-shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Revelations in Invisibility by Twerksie reviews
It's James, Lily, and a whole bunch of words under the invisibility cloak. How much can they hide? They'll all be revealed in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Trouble with Lifts by SuperSpy reviews
"I should have known that a magical lift was only going to cause trouble. And here I thought that an inanimate object couldn't pose a threat to my sanity - which was a ridiculous assumption. Obviously." L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,159 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Summer Afternoons by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
In which Tenten gives Neji some dating advice. Warning: complete, unadulterated fluff. ;
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Between the Lines by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
The way he worded things was...unusual......Reds oneshot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Burn After Reading by ebonyquill reviews
A teenage Ursa chronicles her daily and sometimes incoherent ramblings that have recently found themselves focusing on one subject: Prince Ozai: "I could have Firebended the hell out of everyone in that room with the heat that rose up in my cheeks."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
A Case of the Sniffles by Featherz reviews
Gin doesn't feel so good and it's left to Ran to look after him. GinxRan oneshot, pure fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Lord of the Rings by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Karin proves she knows nothing about rings. "Drop kick Karin" dolls sold seperately, hobbits not included. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Pregnancy and Death by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:Prize for Sharingan-grls One shot:. "Did you just say..." Karin's attention popped back to Sasuke and Sakura. "KIDS?" Sasuke asked in disbelief. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha: AntiSocial Extraordinaire by Cookys 'n' Creem reviews
OneShot. Sakura teaches Sasuke on how NORMAL people react to simple things. Sasuke shows Sakura how HE reacts to things. SasuSaku. Slightly OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
naked sundays by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blush by diabolicalrat reviews
SasuSaku. Crackish. [...shouldn't you be helping your boyfriend, Sakura?]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Defining His Grunts by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Dictionary definition number 26 for 'Hn': "I love you too." Small moments between the two as they grew up. Luckily, they always had close friends as well as each other. BEING EDITED/REWRITTEN. SORT OF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Evading the Fans by katdemon1895 reviews
Sakura's having trouble with her fans, can a certain special someone help her get rid of them? you knew this was coming
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bear and the Phoenix by helium lost reviews
Before the royal intrigue, plots to gain power, and mysterious disappearances, there was an almost fairytale–like romance between the Crown Prince and the minor princess. Ozai x Ursa.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007
Babies by Kelsondra reviews
A one shot, I may add another chapter later one. A child's innocent question leads to madness in the Uchiha household.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 501 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Snapshot reviews
Moments in the lives of Ursa and Ozai, from the moment they meant to after the Hundred-Year War. 30-day drabble writing challenge.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Ozai, Ursa - Complete
Story of My Life reviews
People always said never to fall in love with your best friend, but Jean had never been much of one to follow rules.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Jean K., Marco B.
Together reviews
All that matters is that they're together.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
Make You Smile reviews
Bertholdt's upset, and Reiner's trying to comfort him. actually totally plotless just wanted to get some more reibert out there
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Reiner B., Bertolt H. - Complete
Sparks reviews
Happy/cute/fluffy/whatever Urzai, because we all get a little tired of all the angst. Collection of ficlets.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Ozai, Ursa
This Life reviews
How Ursa met Ozai, and how they became what they are now. Urzai. Will go from when they're kids all the way to post-Hundred Year War.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,436 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ozai, Ursa
Strong reviews
She was always so strong, had always been a fighter. Makorra. Takes place in a hypothetical end of Season 1.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
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