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Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,843 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 478,793 - Reviews: 3423 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 288,283 - Reviews: 2560 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
ANBU by God Amongst Mere Mortals reviews
Tsunade's death sets off a chain reaction that disillusions Naruto's perception of the shinobi world and forces Hinata to abandon her faith in love and become her own person. Sometimes, love destroys more than it creates. Can they reclaim their old dreams and achieve their new ones when they're partnered in the ANBU? A redemption story. Eventual god-like Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 247,524 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,719 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 5,587 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 4,918 - Follows: 5,638 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,415 - Follows: 12,325 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 4,705 - Follows: 5,289 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10454 - Favs: 4,431 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 3,553 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3280 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,622 - Follows: 4,557 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 3,597 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4808 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 367 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Insertion by ContraBardus reviews
Two authors write a Ranma 1/2 self insertion...but something goes wrong...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 610,929 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2001
Break the World by Rihaku reviews
Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Older' by WFROSE reviews
One way for Ranma to find a woman who sympathizes with him... (COMPLETE) (Yeah, I know, I shoulda left well enough alone...)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 317,575 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
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